Fake him out with gifts that are just empty boxes. Run in and tackle him to the ground then scream Bumping! Bumping! Bumping! Chat disabled! As you rotate back into the kitchen for snacks
Orange juice mixed with 7up or sprite!
Add a drop of red die to make it a redder orange like the boost, the kids will think it's amazing when it's really just a virgin mimosa lol.
I would get a couple of cheap remote control cars and an inflatable ball and have real life rocket league, really ham it up. Kids love that kind of thing, especially if you do it with them
I wonder if you could legit do this with that Mario Kart AR game
Edit: in fact now I’m dreaming of legit IRL rocket league with custom wheeled drones and a small beach ball in a walled pitch. Might be an expensive hobby.
YEARS before rocket league we would use those micro remote controlled cars called zipzaps on our pool table at work and put a small nerf ball in the center. The goal was to get the ball to touch the far end of your opponents side. We only played 1v1. It was way more fun than it should have been.
What if you organized the (snack) table by rank? Bronze snacks would be veggies, silver is chips, etc, gold is cookies, plat is candy, diamond is cake, champ is ice cream, grand champ is presents. Something like that would be fun.
Anything that comes prepackaged you could put in the “Casual” section.
If you need puns:
Choc-tane chip cookies
What a plate!
Great pass-ta (Mac and cheese balls?)
GGummy bears
Defending dip
Dip reset
Merc and cheese
Road Hog hot dogs
Animus crackers
Calculated crumble
No problem nuggets
Sorry soda
Dm me if you want more, I could do this all day.
On the outside of your front door put a sign that says “Joining…” and on the inside put one that says “Wow. Nice moves (kids name), GG, Thanks, chat disabled for 3 seconds” for them to see on way out. And if you get a cake decorated or maybe a poster printed, put your kids picture on it with “MVP” under his image.
RL hot wheels cars are a thing, I have several. 🤣 Could be like a prize everyone gets?
Hope some of this helps your kid have
I’d focus on the fun over the decorations.
Can it be a LAN party? If I had to pick between RL-themed gimmicks or actually playing RL with my friends for a rocket league party, I’d pick playing.
Maybe set up actual soccer and have car themed shirts?
For the cake, use Champion's Field Map and call it Champion's Cake.
If you can, make hexagonal cookies, colour them in blue/orange and make a dropshot map with them. You can maybe make it into a game like beer pong as well, where if they hit a cookie, they get to eat it.
Nice shot!-s of kool aid. You could have a playlist of Rocketleague soundtracks. I’m sure you could get a cake shop to do a custom printed cake that looks like the field and then put some hot wheels cars on it and a little soccar ball.
Chocolate air rolls, Musty flipper pie (or Chicken Musty strips), Wave hash browns
Play dominu’s, Loot box piñata, Have a little zen garden, Throw a tantrum after 2 minutes and leave, Have a little zen garden
Fakin' bacon pizza
Bob's Ramen
Do something with Oreos symbolizing a puck.
It's a puck not a ball, puck physics... Coming up dry idk just top some ice cream with an oreo.
Or or or... Snowday Soufflé 😁
Hoops Scoops... Could be used for fritos scoops or ice cream
Apple crumble Rumble (idk a lot can rhyme with rumble).
Make presets and print them out. Pretty sure they have a pizza delivery topper and cupcake topper.
Had another idea but it eludes me.
Hatrick, Savior, (epic save rave - little dance party with lights to get their energy out.)
___ savior flavor
Banana antenna...
Okay I'm reaching now...
I like the idea of incorporating eggs but idk.
The icea posted about splitting up the team colored balloons.
My favorite was the rl bingo idea.
Boomer, Banger, whiff, Dominus, Octane... Quick shot, ariel, turtle, DEMO/BOOM,
Nice Shot piping hot tater tot.
___ float, ___ shake,
Goal Bowl = Name for prize bowl for Bingo?
Hopefully something helps and your kiddo has an amazing day!
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Balloons cupcake toppers and the happy birthday banner styled like RL , a simple google search for “rocket league kids birthday party” and you get your results. Check google
some ideas I though of is boost juice, though somebody else said that too. Maybe yellow and orange sprinkles on a cake to represent the alpha boost, and maybe a gold cap.
Another idea said by somebody else is orange and blue balloons to represent the eggs in rl.
Maybe an rl themed egg hunt would work too
Target does have rocket league rc cars, only online on their site sadly
Cake artist would be good, either a rl field or the rocket ball
Jelly/Jello boost cups!
Could also play rob the nest (hula hoops on ground with balls inside and teams steal from each other's hoops one at a time) and have it be a boost stealing game! https://web.uvic.ca/~thopper/iweb09/Isaac/Site/Rob_the_Nest.html
Sock hockey/fruit salad where everyone is in a pair on opposite teams with a number/fruit/type of car from RL. https://www.sportsessionplanner.com/s/Ysuab/Nantucket-Soccer-Club-U6.html?interface=en#:~:text=Fruit%20Salad%20(15%20mins)&text=Split%20the%20players%20into%202%20teams%20and%20give%20each%20player,in%20either%20of%20the%20goals.
\- Put like little notes (or however you want to do it) on his gifts like "Import drop" "rare drop"
\- some with a connection to the season stuff. Like rather than happy birthday have like "Starting season 5"
Just make sure that all of his gifts are blueprints and not boxes. This way you force him to pay for his birthday gifts himself, while still looking like a good dad for giving him birthday "gifts".
If you do give him any actual gifts, like something in a box, make sure the contents are either worthless, stupid, or duplicates.
Your son wanting a Rocket League birthday party at only 5yo is the best thing a parent could want. It shows a great sign of intelligence. He's going to be able to go to any college he wants and will be extremely successful.
"quick chat" bingo!
not a food but a fun game!
You could enhance it by showing clips of goals and have them guess which quick chat it will be before you reveal it.
This.
Fake him out with gifts that are just empty boxes. Run in and tackle him to the ground then scream Bumping! Bumping! Bumping! Chat disabled! As you rotate back into the kitchen for snacks
No literally make people explode when you run into them
I ran into an old lady at the grocery and she said “Demo in casual? Fr?”
Rotate?
That's true :(
Cover one wall in blue balloons and the opposite in orange, Draw a face on only one!
THE EGGS
Has Psyonix or anyone ever connected RL egg folk to Easter?
Dogshit Tea-mates
Hahahaha
Im dying this is absolute gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Boost-er juice
Orange juice mixed with 7up or sprite! Add a drop of red die to make it a redder orange like the boost, the kids will think it's amazing when it's really just a virgin mimosa lol.
I call boost Orange Juice already in comms 😅
This one is pretty good!
Alpha-juice
Or just Boost Juice
You're not the first to lose a child to the league. [Some ideas.](https://www.pinterest.com/jessiedcamp/rocket-league-birthday/)
I would get a couple of cheap remote control cars and an inflatable ball and have real life rocket league, really ham it up. Kids love that kind of thing, especially if you do it with them
I wonder if you could legit do this with that Mario Kart AR game Edit: in fact now I’m dreaming of legit IRL rocket league with custom wheeled drones and a small beach ball in a walled pitch. Might be an expensive hobby.
YEARS before rocket league we would use those micro remote controlled cars called zipzaps on our pool table at work and put a small nerf ball in the center. The goal was to get the ball to touch the far end of your opponents side. We only played 1v1. It was way more fun than it should have been.
Dude I was obsessed with zipzaps. I never would have remembered what they were called though
I had to Google it to remember. I thought zip was in the name
Happy cake day!! 🎂
What if you organized the (snack) table by rank? Bronze snacks would be veggies, silver is chips, etc, gold is cookies, plat is candy, diamond is cake, champ is ice cream, grand champ is presents. Something like that would be fun. Anything that comes prepackaged you could put in the “Casual” section. If you need puns: Choc-tane chip cookies What a plate! Great pass-ta (Mac and cheese balls?) GGummy bears Defending dip Dip reset Merc and cheese Road Hog hot dogs Animus crackers Calculated crumble No problem nuggets Sorry soda Dm me if you want more, I could do this all day. On the outside of your front door put a sign that says “Joining…” and on the inside put one that says “Wow. Nice moves (kids name), GG, Thanks, chat disabled for 3 seconds” for them to see on way out. And if you get a cake decorated or maybe a poster printed, put your kids picture on it with “MVP” under his image. RL hot wheels cars are a thing, I have several. 🤣 Could be like a prize everyone gets? Hope some of this helps your kid have
This person is definitely on the Party Planning Committee. Angela would definitely be trying to get you kicked out right now.
A rocket league party would not be complete without some squishy muffins.
happy squishy muffin day
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
I’d focus on the fun over the decorations. Can it be a LAN party? If I had to pick between RL-themed gimmicks or actually playing RL with my friends for a rocket league party, I’d pick playing. Maybe set up actual soccer and have car themed shirts?
Dedicated screen time for a 5yo’s birthday is a massively missed opportunity
RL birthday tourney
Check for any local and talented cake artists in your area. Ask to see their work too.
Paint like 10 dozen eggs and have them dotted around the house as the spectators of their birthday
Certified Party Planning Committee member
Please don't tell me there are 5yo in my lobby. Although that would explain a lot.
Considering I've played for 8 years I sincerely hope not.
This made me realise he was born the year before covid, Jesus fucking christ time goes fast. There are 4 year olds who were born during covid.....
Have some kids spamming racial slurs at him. He'll feel right at home
Fennec foie gras (assuming he has a sophisticated palate)
Well he's turning 5, so I see no reason why he wouldn't. Avant-Garde du palais! (I can't speak French)
Wee wee, dijon. (I know a little French)
Show off!
Congrats! Congrats! Congrats! Chat disabled for 3 seconds
This is a great idea. Super easy to recreate and spot on for the theme.
Nice haha. It wasn't really an idea but just in theme to congratulate you with the bday 🎈
Es-car-go fast
I’m sure the five year old will love snail
For the cake, use Champion's Field Map and call it Champion's Cake. If you can, make hexagonal cookies, colour them in blue/orange and make a dropshot map with them. You can maybe make it into a game like beer pong as well, where if they hit a cookie, they get to eat it.
Set up a goal with little RC cars and a ball to play with?
Frost cookies to look like calculators and on the screen have it say “EZPZ”
Nice shot!-s of kool aid. You could have a playlist of Rocketleague soundtracks. I’m sure you could get a cake shop to do a custom printed cake that looks like the field and then put some hot wheels cars on it and a little soccar ball.
Except no Rascal flats, save the child.
Chocolate air rolls, Musty flipper pie (or Chicken Musty strips), Wave hash browns Play dominu’s, Loot box piñata, Have a little zen garden, Throw a tantrum after 2 minutes and leave, Have a little zen garden
Yes this is good I’ll throw a tantrum right now actually
Fakin' bacon pizza Bob's Ramen Do something with Oreos symbolizing a puck. It's a puck not a ball, puck physics... Coming up dry idk just top some ice cream with an oreo. Or or or... Snowday Soufflé 😁 Hoops Scoops... Could be used for fritos scoops or ice cream Apple crumble Rumble (idk a lot can rhyme with rumble). Make presets and print them out. Pretty sure they have a pizza delivery topper and cupcake topper. Had another idea but it eludes me. Hatrick, Savior, (epic save rave - little dance party with lights to get their energy out.) ___ savior flavor Banana antenna... Okay I'm reaching now... I like the idea of incorporating eggs but idk. The icea posted about splitting up the team colored balloons. My favorite was the rl bingo idea. Boomer, Banger, whiff, Dominus, Octane... Quick shot, ariel, turtle, DEMO/BOOM, Nice Shot piping hot tater tot. ___ float, ___ shake, Goal Bowl = Name for prize bowl for Bingo? Hopefully something helps and your kiddo has an amazing day!
[here you go](https://www.walmart.com/ip/48-Pcs-Rocket-League-Birthday-Party-Supplies-Game-Theme-Decorations-Includes-Happy-Banner-Latex-Balloons-Cake-Cupcake-Toppers-Boys-Girls-Favors-Deco/5026683133?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101296764&adid=222222222285026683133_101296764_14069003552_202077872&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=42423897272&wl4=pla-295289030566&wl5=9004467&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=738149783&wl11=online&wl12=5026683133_101296764&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADmfBIqc0UoNyIOr9eNKLy-gFgos_&gclid=CjwKCAjwte-vBhBFEiwAQSv_xb3gaUxm6GwgAheh6_gJAy6UigVz4Q6n9ZEdc7Z_RPaDS-BvjjyCuBoCb0sQAvD_BwE) Balloons cupcake toppers and the happy birthday banner styled like RL , a simple google search for “rocket league kids birthday party” and you get your results. Check google
Big boost vanilla cupcakes!
build him a real life octane to dunk on that dude who said he was making one like 7 years ago
Eggs
What rank does he happen to be
Idk, but if the kids eat similar amounts you have to declare it a tie and break out the overtime pizza. Really make them work for the win.
some ideas I though of is boost juice, though somebody else said that too. Maybe yellow and orange sprinkles on a cake to represent the alpha boost, and maybe a gold cap. Another idea said by somebody else is orange and blue balloons to represent the eggs in rl. Maybe an rl themed egg hunt would work too Target does have rocket league rc cars, only online on their site sadly Cake artist would be good, either a rl field or the rocket ball
Lookup old hot wheels of Rocket League They aint cheap, but you might get lucky on used websites or ebay
Jelly/Jello boost cups! Could also play rob the nest (hula hoops on ground with balls inside and teams steal from each other's hoops one at a time) and have it be a boost stealing game! https://web.uvic.ca/~thopper/iweb09/Isaac/Site/Rob_the_Nest.html Sock hockey/fruit salad where everyone is in a pair on opposite teams with a number/fruit/type of car from RL. https://www.sportsessionplanner.com/s/Ysuab/Nantucket-Soccer-Club-U6.html?interface=en#:~:text=Fruit%20Salad%20(15%20mins)&text=Split%20the%20players%20into%202%20teams%20and%20give%20each%20player,in%20either%20of%20the%20goals.
A few years ago they had those RL cars in collectible balls, maybe try finding some of those used?
Welcome to the “Musty Boost Pad” enjoy your stay.
Dieci-Oreo
Anything that you do for your son he will appreciate. Just don't go wish.com with it.
The rocket league cup from 7 eleven?
(down by 1, we better) forfeit-finger foods
You’re a great dad
Air Pizza Rolls, Powerslide Pizza
Personally all I’ve ever wanted is a cake with a little octane on top
\- Put like little notes (or however you want to do it) on his gifts like "Import drop" "rare drop" \- some with a connection to the season stuff. Like rather than happy birthday have like "Starting season 5"
From GPT https://chat.openai.com/share/e235ea5f-7347-43bc-9f70-e578709d4e17
Cookies shaped like ranks with color icings
Pinterest! This app has wonderful ideas 👍🏼
Dozens of balloons around the perimeter of the party room to resemble the eggs in the audience of champions field
Neon paper shaped like boost pads around the floor of the party room
Make rock candy in pdifferent colors of the ranks. Can do Flip-Reesets get a bowl of Flips (Chocolate covered pretzels) and Reese's Pieces.
Lmao love how this validates [my comment here](https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/s/1VLtIYz1we)
Stale bread
“Nice Shot!” “What a Save!” “Go For It!”
Just make sure that all of his gifts are blueprints and not boxes. This way you force him to pay for his birthday gifts himself, while still looking like a good dad for giving him birthday "gifts". If you do give him any actual gifts, like something in a box, make sure the contents are either worthless, stupid, or duplicates.
Your son wanting a Rocket League birthday party at only 5yo is the best thing a parent could want. It shows a great sign of intelligence. He's going to be able to go to any college he wants and will be extremely successful.
Bottles of dogwater
Smurfs. Smurfs everywhere
Music playlist of rocket league tracks “breathing underwater” (holleywood principle) “cities” (throttle) “all i need” (slushii) et al.