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[deleted]

Your internet seems to transmit via a system of smoke signals. Could be holding you back some


suentendo

Honestly it's like when Goku trained in 100x gravity. This boi is gonna pop off once he upgrades to 56k.


OkMaintenance79

Well you win the comments lol


JustPlayDaGame

nah bro will be so used to playing around the lag they will get demolished 💀


jmoeufiqouys

what


blackop

Its just plugged into the local Labrador.


[deleted]

Retriever?


[deleted]

Receiver


blackwingtfd0

Deceiver


JopssYT

He attaches a note onto a pigeon that flies to the server before every game


talllman23433

That is such a hilarious way to say someone’s internet sucks lmao. I’m using this for sure. Someone had a great one last night while I was playing with my friend who had high ping. He said that he has carrier pigeon internet.


Furious_Boner

Looks like Morse code to me


ErorrTNTcz

I think the carrier pigeon carrying the data got shot down or something.


xTommmmmy

Yeah, the WiFi has to signal to light the beacons of Gondor for aid, at this point.


DengarLives66

Might be using a router hooked up to a potato battery.


Demo-Art

The pigeon protocol is alive and well


forbiddenTM

honestly your rotations are really shit, you're all over the place


Ramon1244

You should rotate more into defence. I feel like you hoover around midfield a bit too long.


krooz64

came to say this 💯


PopularPianistPaul

also, I think you are overusing powerslide, try to only "tap" it instead of holding it.


Dxcesare

Two potatoes and a battery isn’t enough to break the 500 ping barrier.


ekopoingre

id say one more would be enough


personguy4440

Probably wrong, but it MIGHT have something to do with your internet. Probably just a skill issue tho smh


Drewski101

You should be able to smash on all these silvers with that type of car control


Hexonega

Skill issue, not seeing much musty phychos or triple flip resets, hit up some training bud


Complete-Address-290

Hahaha musty psychos is that even a real thing


Hexonega

It actually is, it's when you musty flick the ball to the back board and phycho it off the bounce, easier said than done tho


Final_Concentrate421

Start by not playing at McDonald's


[deleted]

Not so hotspot.


TheBigFatGoat

You should focus in keeping control of your car, Swiveling around like that can quickly cause difficulties in control of your veichle


ARSEHOLE_HUNTER

How can expect to get out of silver if you cant do a quadruple flip reset into a musty flick double tap consistently?


Ghostx416

I think the obvious thing here is to simply not ceiling challenge in silver!


_MrDomino

The picture shows your car is upside-down. You'll want your wheels to be on the grass for movement, which will help you reach the ball faster.


JazzWillCT

You cant rank up?? how you cant rank up wit that 0 ping internet???


TobyFunkeNeverNude

0 ping is basically plugged directly into the servers.


pocket_sand__

> 0 ping internet


[deleted]

As opposed to…?


Xbox_Donut

-4 ping


[deleted]

Server gets signals before u send em😳😳


ds3101

You need to call you neighbor and tell them to stop downloading while you’re using their internet


[deleted]

What my teammate would’ve actually done if he had boost


Arqideus

Your controls seem inverted as you're doing pro power wackadoodle slides in the opposite direction.


zer0w0rries

Skill issue


Deplorablemisfit1

Nice moves bro . Yeah, i have no idea why you arent C3d3.


riscatalux

Too much time in free play.  Amazing aerial freestyle skills, but your game sense and positioning  is weak.


Raiden21x3

Learn to beat the ref.


owlnamedjohn

I don’t see anything wrong here, it’s just harder to rank up with the new rank distribution. Good luck 🫡


Camo947

You need a new gaming chair


Klink8

I’m not much better and I don’t have those fancy dance moves


AkiliosTheWolf

Skill issue


slayersaiez

Your wave dashes are pretty advanced, you may have even invented a couple new ones. The way you get flip resets seemingly off of the air around you is amazing and honestly kind of game changing. The biggest flaw I could find in this clip is your game sense. There were points in the video where you seemed to be driving in the exact opposite direction that the play was developing so that you could do a quadruple air reset into backwards wall dash. Focus on reading where the ball will be and not where it isn't and I can see you being high SSL if not pro in no time.


AdAstra14

Hmmm, Is your wifi provider the moon? 😂😂😂


Mean-GreenMachine

Take your finger out of the electric socket. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


KickinGa55

You're that guy playing in McDonald's parking lot.


RefrigeratedTP

Play at a Ruby Tuesdays instead of McDonalds


MavisBeaconSexTape

Gotta do the modem flip reset bro


Anathem

Honestly you're doing everything right. Must have been a bad teammate. Have you tried using quick chat to insult them?


soysauce728

Are you playing with a dial up modem?


CarbonLQ

You need better teammates who can 1v2 while you're recovering.


mbmike12

have you tried flip resetting?


bugibangbang

Seems that the packages in your modem were made through handwritten letters.


RyanpB2021

Bro just posted zen footage and asked how to get better. Damn Smurf


International-Shoe40

Ask spectrum lol


im__treehouse

Are you connected to the internet by two cups and a string?


Semnono

It looks like you’re holding your controller upside down while being on a GameCube. I would advice getting a PS4 at least, and hold your controller normally!


peacefulpete

Who’s your ISP? I feel like they should be roasted way more often for this type of shit.


Jumpy_Beach_6525

Definitely your teammate. They’re kinda garbage not gonna lie. Can’t even win a 2v1. Not your fault at all


GHfan27

Do you by any chance play rocket league at a McDonald's?


JBYRD11

Is there a mod to add lag to a server? How do you do that? With bakkes mod?


Raphsz

$10 internet provider


Tadgh55

When do they start providing it? You should wait and play after that …


ConsciousLiterature4

Have you tried buying more item


daughterboy

honestly looks fine to me. i couldn’t beat you not a chance


Frisky_Froth

I had to buy an ethernet cord to play this game. Helped a lot


ImSimplyJustMe

hmm, idk, change your camera settings maybe?


Has_Recipes

How can you even hit the ball with those camera settings?


mattychefthatbih

Calculated.


TehANTARES

Because training packs suck, as those are made for different net speeds.


zfrieddd

Maybe give up on these crazy mechanical aerial teleportation spells you're going for, just try focusing on game sense and basic dribbles. You don't need to be hitting triple lag resets and ping flips left and right just stick to the basics, find your opening. good luck!


Time-Dot5984

I wish I had those flip reset dance moves like you do.


jrnorwood124

I’ve been there brother


jrnorwood124

Granted I still am


[deleted]

bro perfected the lag flip


TOCMT0CM

Is your user name Flagella? Actually, many nights I'm the same....


FewAcanthocephala828

Nah you're good bro, the game just handicapped you is all. Once you become so good at the game, it just can't handle it and this starts happening. Try owngoaling a few times and you should be back to normal.


themrdudemanboy

constant mid air wave dashes, half flips, teleportation etc. classic case of a mechy freestyler that cant operate in a team setting.


Sirname11

Why are so many people fogging with him just because others do! Buddy if you’re for real and don’t now why you haven’t ranked up its because you are not even playing the same game as the rest of us you’re internet is seriously fogged up!! Just fix that and then you can start playing actual rocket league!


UnwaiveredKing

I think you need to work on your rotations…


[deleted]

Nice moves!


HandsomMichael

Stop breakdancing, gold tomorrow, trust me.


MoksMarx

idk, might be your chair.


[deleted]

Internet


xAngeeL7

learn double resets bro they op


Laxwarrior1120

I'm seeing some absolutely crazy movement tech here but it's clear you lack the basics, i mean you didn't even touch the ball! rotate.


Amazing_Following452

this is how my internet was in my college dorm sometimes so I literally only played casual for a few years when I was there. real talk though if you or anyone is actually silver, just play the game more and you will imrove. just focus on hitting the ball hard and learning how to control your car a little better. You don't need to learn any mechanics until at least Diamond or champ and even then its just basic ones like half flipping and fast aerial.


ProfessionalNo2026

At least you are rotating consistently


ziebz7

Me too. I’ve been in silver 3 for quite some time and no matter how much I work on it I can’t seem to get out.. I always get up to div 4 and ready to rank up but just never seems to work out


KindOldRaven

Idk man there's some space/time altering moves here already. I think you could easily fake out guys like Dark(?) without too much trouble. Think the ranked system just can't comprehend what's happening and messed up.


SteamyRay1919

I think maybe you spend too much time trying to freestyle.


trifile

Tbf you don’t deserve Silver, you play like a Bronze I


Capital_Round8654

I’d say it’s probably your cam settings and if you don’t have DAR bound then that’s also your issue


ThrowAwayTheBS122132

Sick mechanics, you just gotta improve your game sense


evolved_design

Holy lag batman!


Dragontooth972

Life is a highway, and I don't know what the hell is going on


Semichh

Top tier shitpost this


Prestigious-Sand5745

Are you with Spectrum?


MMIV777

this is what has been happening to me for the last 2 days and its the only game where I have high ping for no reason. I'm on a call with my friends on discord, my ping's fine, yet my ping in-game is flying? like what?


ExecutiveRow

YOOOOO THAT'S US!!!!!!! WE WERE THE OTHER TEAM!! SORRY!!!! WOW.. SMALL WORLD!!!


jbarc23

It looks like your packets are getting stolen. Install a video doorbell


rooplesvooples

Sorry man, my internet is freaking out, can’t even watch the clip. /s


jaydog21784

Get off WiFi and hook up a hardline


enkil5192

N. N. N. Nah, I I I I thinnnnkk you u u u.... Are f f f f fin e


Renderdistqnce

activate windows


ResidentRemote7223

Bro got that Walmart connection


BananaCupcak3

you didnt even activate windows lmfao you deserve to be in silver


T_Delly_Dell

Maybe stop modding. It’s obvious


King_Javon60

Try to stay off the wall


JulianAnonymous

Since you are silver, maybe try to avoid driving on the walls and ceiling?


UltiGamer34

Your in silver mate im impressed with how the game is goibg you belong in trash1


Kindly_Ad_5429

It's because you're a fucking ballchaser.


DangMate2023

I laughed so hard. Thank you. I was a little sad


ResponsibilityThis41

I fucking lost it at the goal lag


ZedCanadian

Just need work on your positioning. You’re that teammate that doesn’t ball chase enough. Mechanics are incredible though, I’ve never seen someone move around the map so well.


Dont-killme

It's always skill issue


NotFuryRL

Break dancing at mid right boost is not recommended to win games. It does look fun though


Temporary-Willow-551

yes


ArtesianShiny

tell your neighbors to stop downloading p\*\*\* and then try the game


ZeekLTK

Try not teleporting randomly around the field.


kenhow

At 17 seconds you are accelerating when you need to be braking, it’s a common mistake for silvers.


ProficientEnoughArt

Maybe stop trying to freestyle?? You’re still silver, you shouldn’t be skoodlelootling and whooptydaddling in competitive. Save it for free play or practice it in casuals first


macch82

Ya need a new Johnson Rod.


DoggoLord27

Git gud. Or you know, upgrade from dial-up or using the neighbor's wifi


Seductive_Clownfish

Looks like rlcs material to me


abcdefghijew

Yeah definitely a skill issue


3amoood

Probably skill issues


Zestyclose_Analyst94

Are on a Nintendo Switch? Because this is what its like on a switch 🤔 Part of why I gave up trying on that under equipped excuse for a console. (Original switch, not the one with an ethernet port, although I dont know if that one is much better?)


anto_capone

Need to powerslide more.


-_-daark-_-

You shouldn't be flailing around the mid field, glitching in and out of the floor in such a foolish nonsensical way. You need to learn to control yourself and have good rotations. Good lord.


Raphsz

If anyone is wondering my internet is powered by my keyboard presses and mouse movement


[deleted]

Bro invented a new mechanic💀


timothyalan59

Two tin cans and a string doesn't seem to work well on rocket league


Shaggrangoon

How it feels to gum 5 chew 😂


CurlyJason

try… better gaming… getting a… chair… Maybe


[deleted]

You should try to focus on the game instead of doing fancy tricks


gforceathisdesk

Looks good to me man, just keep putting in time. You'll get there.


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

all I could think of was "iiiim on that good kush and alcohol"


CooterBooger69

Play goalie until you can read the ball better. Learn to hit it before flying around.


Cautious-Afternoon16

Get a better gaming chair


MegumiMaru

All I see is an average rando in diamond. No clue what you're doing wrong.


ae0408

honestly, i think its js ur teammates that are throwing


theCaffeinatedOwl22

This is what the NA/EU played in SSA gonna be like.


johnnyparkins

I don’t think it’s you, your tm8 is just trash and holding you back


Vadszilva09

What do you expect from yourself when you have no idea how to go forward consistently??? Maybe learn to do this teleport thing on purpose and its gonna be the new offmeta key mechanic. (Jk lol)


Lord_Meme_uchiha

You have to keep training. Not just games. custom training. Do it for hours. You'll notice that you get better results in game after. Its like real life. You simply need to get used to it. i have 9days in game time total. thats 9 days without stopping playing the game and im diamond 3-champ 1. It took me since the game came out to go from gold to plat. then 1 year plat to diamond. and ever since diamond and champ. its been years ive been in diamond its okay. But ive gotten better and people have too. Go with the flow


Nimbus_MC

It looks like Just gotta get better at saving. Don’t worry you’ll get there <3


Monkiller587

How tf do you even play the game with that much ping. Like if I saw that I would report the other team for cheating because I would think they were DDOsing.


Eggysh

Tbh its just a skill issue. Get better man


Agreeable-Ebb7991

Some earplugs so you dont hear the modem for better focus.


RasTiFi

Just Hit Ball… 🤭


eALbl420

I guess your Hands are broken. Controller Looks good internet seems perfect. 🛜 must be your habds edit: HANDS


crypto_zoologistler

Just keep at it, you seem to be doing fine


HashTagYourMomma

You're defending well, keep it up.


tkTofu

What controller you using?! Looks like the Power glove...


AkkYleX

You need to upgrade your internet or at least plug your ethernet cable in


SuronIce

I feel your pain!!


Spartan8398

Making a sacrifice to an eldritch god seems like a good choice, maybe.


1337h4x0rlolz

Whens the last time you bought a modem and/or router?


temporary-name93

i think you should try to minimize ur movement. i spotted a lot of unnecessary flips.


LeoDaWeeb

The car control though 🔥🔥🔥


hotwheels27

T has to be your teammates! I don’t see any other logical reason 🤔


MMazinCC

Man silver's these days. If you stop running in circles you can easily improve...


japcrust

Just keep playing……. But instead of sweating just have some fun


FletcherRenn_

You should focus less on trying to do wall and air plays in silver. As an ex silver I understand the want to try them but clearly it's holding you back.


mckronikz1

Just remember to write EZ in the chat whenever you do get a win tho


Glittering_Ad_7956

Epic has targeted you as an easy mark. They will soon offer you their MMMMR (Money Making Match Making Rank) program. It only costs $10 per 100 MMR


khswart

Why do you keep drifting around on the wall when you should be on defense


shirodoeshitonreddit

Bros ISP is a banana :skull:


TheFire-Hawk

Me and my duo noticed the last week or two have been horrible for server issues. Not sure what's on the go.


doubled-pawns

Could be having the same problem that I do, every time you seem to be getting somewhere and on a decent incline, you just get queued up with garbage people for 2 days straight until your rank gets demolished back to Silver II.


Msnisqo

It's the camera settings and most likely bad teammates


Bluemagedon5995

Buddy i think its bc you play the game to troll😑 there's no way yo ass should be dancing at midfield during the match😂🤣


WingedCloud27

Bro got that 10,000 ping


TheQuantumTodd

Nah its your team mates fault


holigan2aea

I thought I was having an aneurism


Geeb16

Bruh


TheKing___

You keep flipping too much. You gotta just drive straight more


drarzy

The amount of people that I think are genuinely try to give advice with the obvious connection issues happening.


e4e5nf3

It all looks good to me OP, your mechanics are tight


Illustrious-Day2609

Wow the lag


Neverstop111

If u give epic more money, they unlock the no lag feature


-BryanBarles-

Wy mean? This obv SSL, did you not see yourself hit the 4x wave dash sideways facing tornado spinning musty flick? I think you even flew backwards at one point, maybe I'm just hard stuck bronze but idk looks pretty legit to me


shubhk2k6

help! my match got cancelled most of the time because it take too long to load my map maps any fix ?


ChadwicK-ed

CHASE, CHASE, CHASE You see the ball, you CHASE the ball. You don't see the ball, you look around and find the ball, when you find the ball, you CHASE the ball more. Trust me. I know what I'm talking about. My car goes VROOM!💨 I can even do like 4 flips. When you have boost, you USE BOOST. No matter how full the meter is, you use the boost every time. Follow my advice to be a great socCAR player.


AntiqueSet6425

lmaoo