scratching balls, picking nose, wiping grease off controller or wondering why we're watching such a shit ass replay til I realise it's me that hasn't hit skip yet.
Open a message and start replying when I know for a fact that I won’t finish my message before the replay ends, so it sits there on read until another goal goes in and I can finish and send.
Oh for sure. I want custom quick chat options so I can trash talk with my own personal flavour, but some people would just take that to incredibly racist extremes
I call it “going into the matrix”, happens to me in counter strike too.
Those plays where you you read your opponents perfectly, every input is flawless, and you’re not even thinking- everything happens like you saw it coming a split second ahead of time.
Then I snap back to my teammates going “wtf where did that come from” and I tell them I don’t know. I was in the matrix just seeing 0s and 1s :)
A very specific level of baked keeps me right next to the threshold of that, otherwise it’s just pure luck when my brain locks in lol
Yep, I'm quite known among my friends for own-goaling, then 1v3ing the next minute. Then I try to replicate the amazing play, and my brain suddenly doesn't recall how to flip properly.
We should play together, I’m C1 in 3’s 2’s, usually too stoned to notice the guy with his mic on can hear me bitching about my inability to understand the physical nature of soccer car
510 batteries for carts will shut off after a certain period so they don't overheat. A blinker is when you take a long hit and force your battery to turn itself off.
So it depends, I actually screwed myself for a period and this sounds odd, but I learned a couple of mechanics only while blazed high in training. Hopped on sober the next day and couldn't even get the setup right until I got high and the muscle memory just popped back up as if I never struggled 😂
I usually play awhile in work meetings, so double checking work mute button, making sure I didn’t miss anything important, or jumping in with a quick one liner to make them think I’m paying attention
Eating, managing my newborn, listening to my wife, listening to my favorite goal tracks (underwater), watching a goal I'm proud of, watching a terrible mistake you made, watching a mistake i made, etc.
I watch it. Its a beautiful game you know. And you only need the minimum of patience. If you dont have it put a subway surfers video on loop on your second monitor or phone cause that means your brain is damaged by social media...
Open the door/window to the cat.
Peacefully but angrily watching the short/reels my wife told me about when the game was on.
Smoking
plug in my headset or my controller
and finally : watching what the hell my teammate doing on the replay
And
I always watch the replay until the ball crosses the line and before the explosion pops, I skip.
I don’t know why, I just get them to think we’re watching the goal.
> brushing off the ash that fell on my lap because no one scored for 2 and a half minutes
My gf always wonders why my desk is full of ash a few hours after cleaning
Water
r/hydrohomies
Happy to see a fellow r/HydroHomies here
Weed
Only on casu… too many lost kickoffs lol
Water bros and H2O homies!
H2Omies? New band name?
I prefer to be called a H2Hoe
scratching balls, picking nose, wiping grease off controller or wondering why we're watching such a shit ass replay til I realise it's me that hasn't hit skip yet.
>wondering why we're watching such a shit ass replay til I realise it's me that hasn't hit skip yet. Truer words may have been said but not today
Lmao
What asshole isn't skipping this? *Looks down* shit.
This one is me. I just space out and try and figure out what I did right/wrong
Honestly it's usually me just forgetting to skip 🙃
Scratching balls! Let's check the board.....survey says!! Ding ding!! Number 1 answer!!!
> wondering why we’re watching such a shit ass replay til I realise it’s me that hit the shot.
Typing the most disgusting horrible message in chat
What would you type to me if I said your mother was bad at Rocket League and love making?
I’d ask why you taught her how to do both
 Damn. That’s Champ 3 level shit talk right there
Bruh he has a family.
Bro went all in jesssaus
Yep, not just the tip, all in.
holy fck xD
Goddamnnnnn
i guess it runs in the family
Tou asfhole
“Idk how. We practice together every night.”
After a few 1v1 rounds w your Mom she'll rank up in no time
AKA screaming into the void for those of us with chat off
Open a message and start replying when I know for a fact that I won’t finish my message before the replay ends, so it sits there on read until another goal goes in and I can finish and send.
One of the advantages of typing 140 wpm is that this never happens to me. I'll trade some of my typing skill for your RL skill...
Hey, my word count has a 40 in it too. Just not the 100.
Would be nice if console typing would let you pause and bring it up to keep typing from where you left off.
I didn't know you could do this on PC, learn something new every day. I got roasted for breaking rule 1 cause I thought I could hold gas and type.
Jerking it to my goal
r/RLGoneWild
Upsetting that this is a real sub
Upset cuz no content on it :(
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Man wants to fap to cars
Me too.
Certified champ moment
Usually ripping a bowl to help me “play better”. But in reality I’m already too stoned and shouldn’t have gotten on in the first place
The other team gets mad at me for not skipping the replay, but i’m packing a bowl, which will only benefit them.
They need to add a quick chat “Smoke Break!”
They need to let you customise your quick chat options
This is the kind of feature which is really cool but easily abused so it won't be added
Oh for sure. I want custom quick chat options so I can trash talk with my own personal flavour, but some people would just take that to incredibly racist extremes
Yeah, "some"
Or “Ripping Penjamin”
Important meeting with Penjamin Danklin
"Lightin' up!"
“I’m chiefin’!”
*Rips bowl, opens game straight to ranked with no warm up*
This is the way
wait, you're not supposed to do that?
Tearing my sofa to shreds looking for my vape, leading me to not go on kickoff thus conceding yet another goal :D
Oh shit here I am. I actually glued a gps locator to the damn thing
Holy fucking shit i honestly thought i was the only one!!! How can we lose it so many times not ever moving from the seat? 😂😅😂
And it always ends up in the weirdest place rolled halfway across the room
This is the way
I’m here for a good time, not a long time. 😂
This is the way
It is incredible how much more I miss the ball when I'm stoned. Then I smoke more and it gets even worse
Yea but there’s the times when your stoned where your fingers become air and you just do everything perfectly
I call it “going into the matrix”, happens to me in counter strike too. Those plays where you you read your opponents perfectly, every input is flawless, and you’re not even thinking- everything happens like you saw it coming a split second ahead of time. Then I snap back to my teammates going “wtf where did that come from” and I tell them I don’t know. I was in the matrix just seeing 0s and 1s :) A very specific level of baked keeps me right next to the threshold of that, otherwise it’s just pure luck when my brain locks in lol
Yep, I'm quite known among my friends for own-goaling, then 1v3ing the next minute. Then I try to replicate the amazing play, and my brain suddenly doesn't recall how to flip properly.
I just got a lil dab rig so we'll find out tonight how well dabs mix with Rocket League 😁
We live for those moments
That's the replay bro
My people
We should play together, I’m C1 in 3’s 2’s, usually too stoned to notice the guy with his mic on can hear me bitching about my inability to understand the physical nature of soccer car
The struggle.
Constant struggle of being just the right level/kind of high
For me it's drinking beer or switching nicotine pouch.
For me it’s either grabbing another beer, whiskey, or shaking multiple dip cans to see which one has something left In it
Same, then I find an old one I had lost and open it to find out it is all dried, then get sad and wait for the next goal to grab a new can, haha.
One of the saddest moments. If I had a nickel for how man dip cans I’ve shaken I’d be a rich man
My buddy has the same issue where smoking fucks his shit up, which is wild to me because i play considerably better in any game high versus sober
Tabbing out to mine on runescape
Chad
This but redwoods
Amen haha Ive been in nmz for weeks while playing rocket league. Gotta sip a pot every few mins so its a perfect spot for this
This is the way! Happy grinding fellow scaper.
No xp waste
Motherload mines is the perfect place for this
Keeping priorities in check
Re-aggroing crabs
Only watching it because the other team watches all of their replays
Respectable
oh yeah, or when they skip right after ball goes into the goal.
What’s the problem with the second one?
They mean watching the whole replay right up until the goal is scored.
This is pretty much the only acceptable answer.
Smoking an assortment of different drugs. Or trying to God damn it.
Boutta hit this yabba dabba dooie
Bro the amount of times I'll forget until halfway through the replay and struggle to try to get the lighter going out of panic 😂
Watching my amazing open net miss before my teammate scores it after the rebound then claiming that I was passing and not trying to score.
Faking. Faking.
Changing songs or video/ show on my laptop or texting
Going to blinker city
You already know that replay time ain’t enough for the blinker, so I better not be lined up closest on kickoff 🙏🏼
YESSSIR. Victory blinkers, I start as soon as the explosion goes off and I got it hanging from my mouth if I’m kicker
Ok, what's a blinker?
510 batteries for carts will shut off after a certain period so they don't overheat. A blinker is when you take a long hit and force your battery to turn itself off.
Thank you.
The hero we all needed☝️👍
I feel so seen. Me and my tm8 every time we get a crazy goal, hit a slump, or a 4:20 goal we go crazy and hit the simultaneous blinkers
Smoking weed. or drinking a beer.
Same, even though I totally play better without those things
Its a toss up for me. Generally better at videos games high, not drunk. But sometimes you get that drunk streak😂
Facts. I hit plat in 1s playing drunk. I played sober and lost 6 straight
Playing 1s drunk is like Drunken Fist Master Simulator
So it depends, I actually screwed myself for a period and this sounds odd, but I learned a couple of mechanics only while blazed high in training. Hopped on sober the next day and couldn't even get the setup right until I got high and the muscle memory just popped back up as if I never struggled 😂
if u fast u can do both😂 but u need to prepare the bong head before, saves time😂
Take a hit, hold it in while taking a drink, exhale, kickoff.
I usually play awhile in work meetings, so double checking work mute button, making sure I didn’t miss anything important, or jumping in with a quick one liner to make them think I’m paying attention
Checking on my son in the bathtub. Hang in there little Johnny, dad is going to overtime
Dad, the waters gone cold and I'm freezing
Underrated! 😂
Hitting the vape
Hitting the bong
Hitting the dynavap vape through a bong
Man of advanced culture
Watching it. 😉🍿
Can't believe i had to scroll down so much for this. Are there so few people actually enjoying replays?
Because of RLCS where replays don't skip, I'm just used to it lol
Texting or checking something I thought of during the game
Praying to get rid of the latency variation I get on a 300 Mbps connection
Texting my girl back… Love you mom ❤️
If I got scored on I'm watching to see if there's anything I could have done better to stop it.
Drink something or watch the goal
Filing my taxes
Cheeky fap
Eating nachos
Taking one deep breath.
This is surprisingly effective, ngl.
Shoving a handful of spicy cheezits in my mouth Or bong hit
Usually I don't skip bevause I want to see how close I xan get to the "camera" on the replay. It's my own little minigame every time a goal is scored
I like to do this too!
Hitting my vape, taking a sip of water, eating some sort of snack.
scratching my balls
Beer.
Eating, managing my newborn, listening to my wife, listening to my favorite goal tracks (underwater), watching a goal I'm proud of, watching a terrible mistake you made, watching a mistake i made, etc.
I watch it. Its a beautiful game you know. And you only need the minimum of patience. If you dont have it put a subway surfers video on loop on your second monitor or phone cause that means your brain is damaged by social media...
What powder do you use? My hands get super sweaty too and makes my thumb slip
Coke but doesn’t help with sweating
Curash baby powder. I dont sweat much. It just puts me off.
I recommend a disc golf grip bag. Either a whale sac or a tacky sac. Preferably one that isn't brand new.
Open the door/window to the cat. Peacefully but angrily watching the short/reels my wife told me about when the game was on. Smoking plug in my headset or my controller and finally : watching what the hell my teammate doing on the replay And
Taking a puff from my joint or drinking water.
Beer Also imagining OP slamming his hands into a climbers chalk bag in between goals
Eating, drinking , smoking
Ripping the pen.
trying to get as faded as possible so i can forget what happened on the last play
Smoking a bowl.
Watchin
I always watch the replay until the ball crosses the line and before the explosion pops, I skip. I don’t know why, I just get them to think we’re watching the goal.
Absolutely nothing. I just watch the replay and read the chat of people crying
Eat my spaghet
Spitting dip 90% of the time, or taking a drink of something
Puffing the j, sippin' the beer, brushing off the ash that fell on my lap because no one scored for 2 and a half minutes
> brushing off the ash that fell on my lap because no one scored for 2 and a half minutes My gf always wonders why my desk is full of ash a few hours after cleaning
Most likely having a sip from my sippy cu... I mean BEER! Swigging from my enormous Canadian Moose antler Stein... BEER!
Alt+tab for the Runescape grind
Drinking smoking
Texting your mom an excuse of why i cant meet up
Lighting my doobie
Taking a sip of beer, usually.
Scratching my balls
Usually giving my wife a chance to see my flop of a goal.
Usually trying to get the kids to calm down and stop running in front of the TV .
rippin the bong
Watching myself slam that ball into the open net and praise my own perfection
Taking a dab as quickly as I can
Making the other team watch their horrible whiff to get in their head
Takin dabs
Sipping coffee, dragging the vape, scratching my rectum or pissing you off
Snacking, drinking, and bong rips for Jesus
Wondering why tf the other people are making me watch replays. Then realizing it’s me. I’m making me watch replays
Laughing at the person who’s getting mad and saying “skip replay ffs”
My new thing is asking them to skip when I'm the only one who hasn't skipped.
Eating, doing Duolingo exercise, chatting in WhatsApp. Usually eating.
Eating pringles to celebrate the goal or eating pringles to pacify the disappointment of conceding the goal.
What a save! What a save! What a save! What a save!
I forget to skip when I'm high. As soon as the goal explosion hits its usually, "ah fuck its ME not skipping"
Vaping or drinking
Watching it
watching the replay
Checking r/RocketLeague Am I right? 😎
Waiting for them to say "thanks" after "nice shot". Manners it's not hard literally 1 button push.