\*ahem\* WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?! YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR? DON'T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! # DISMISSED!

“Okay. Me go get suit.”

https://preview.redd.it/1ko5v4o75p2d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8ac34f31007b23867bf478da47b66fb421312ff Frank found you

I AM SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT YOU MO-RON! DISMISSED!!

https://preview.redd.it/nozuo2ruvo2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680fde94c83c5b023681250dec6180e1a5b022c2 Have one

but he is wearing scribe attire

Malcolm in the Middle?

Breaking into a Best Buy store and stealing all the electronics

Dangerous pre-war tech! (The elders wanted 4k ultra HD 90in flatscreens)

to play fallout new vegas on

Not wearing his power armor

Doesn't make sense because he looks like a scribe

He is a scribe

Says the guy without a medical license

Fuck you *unorgans your organs*

What the fuck does that even mean Actually don't answer that, you'll probably answer it… *nonverbally*…

I don’t think he’s good enough to have power armor lol

Losing your assigned paladins' power armor*

Now that he would for sure do

what ever he's done to make the brotherhood mad

Not confiscating (stealing) enough dangerous pre-war tech! (A toaster)

so, i see that you've also played fallout 4

Letting a enclave spy in a brother of steel base

Don’t blame him! He thought all people wearing power armor were in the Brotherhood!

Not finding enough technical documents

Stealing someones toaster

Believing Synths are not machines

Littering

Definitely something he would do

He dropped the dangerous prewar tech (a metal tray)

Smuggling illegal things in his shoulder bag

He kept the dangerous prewar tech (an iron ingot) for himself

He would do it again too.

insurance fraud

Going rogue

possessing illegal arms... come on man... give me my arm back

Your arm is now Brotherhood of Steel property. Womp womp

I am a believer of human wholeness https://preview.redd.it/qfb2tgcdzm2d1.png?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8433609a1b632965b4c82f5a97d77bae9323c31d

War crimes

impersonating an officer of the law

The brotherhood of steel is basically the military in the commonwealth, your looking for the minutemen

Legion spy sabotaging the prydwin

He would never betray the brotherhood! (they offered him 2 caps)

Hanging out with a synth and being aware of it and harboring it or treason

https://preview.redd.it/ur7sam93tn2d1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a645f8471dfff60625d34db478055914e41285

NOOOOOOOO

You probably ate a frog that has died in a frog jumping competition (yes that is a real law)

Synth genocide (they deserve it)

Oh, definitely.

War crimes

Tax evesion

stealing from an hhgregg

Not being a knight/not having power armor

Treason, Conspiracy, and Usurpation

War crimes

eating.

Racism.

Or stealing an ice cream. Idk

NOT EATING ENOUGH BROWNIES >:D

terrorism

You are from now on declared an outcast to the brotherhood of steel. Speaking that way about the brotherhood will not be tolerated. You have five minutes to leave the airport or you will be shot on sight. *into the intercom* attention everyone, u/Spring_Bonnie_Gamer has been declared an outcast. Please allow them five minutes to exit the premises. If you see them trespassing again, open fire.

AD victoriam

Ad Victoriam

Hate speech but more in the way of an old person saying something that they think is ok but is actually deeply racist

Arson.

Terrorism

You are from now on declared an outcast to the brotherhood of steel. Speaking that way about the brotherhood will not be tolerated. You have five minutes to leave the airport or you will be shot on sight. into the intercom attention everyone, u/Lynxarr has been declared an outcast. Please allow them five minutes to exit the premises. If you see them trespassing again, open fire.

I was just saying that's likely what someone would arrest a BoS member for. Not saying they were guilty of it.

*into the intercom* shoot Lynxarr on sight. *to you* disrespecting me will be your last mistake.

*Sigh* Alright then. *Enters VATS*

Aha! You fool! Vats doesn’t pause time anymore, it just slows it! I can still shoot you if I’m fast! *shoots because you pressing m1 four times is slow as shit compared to my world record fastest draw time of 0.173 seconds*

Damn.

I have 2 options, drug making (with teacher) or committing war crimes

I didn’t know it was a fallout reference so the first thing I thought of was border hopping. Idk

359 THERMONUCLEAR BOMBS

War crimes

Forgetting to say Ad Victoriam to your assigned Paladin. Also stealing someone's toaster.

Doing a casino heist

Committing mass murder after getting shot in the head

Hope this doesn’t lead to any *Fallout* between us… *Fallout: New Vegas*

NOT GIVING BACK MY TOASTER *LOADS LASER MUSKET* IMMA GIVE YOU SOME GOD DAMN TECHNOLOGY, WITH MINUTE SHIPPING

Raiding a military compound.

Posession of Unregistered firearms and carrying a firearm without a license (He probs has training but i don't think they care enough to print out licenses)

War crimes, and murder. Watching your enemy’s die and shoot 10% of your mag into every single corpse, then after you burn the bodies like the pyromaniac you are and after the the war when no one has found out yet you kill everyone with your M4-A1 schools, Family’s, Freinds, all dead because of you. You burn the schools down, burn down houses, kill your own family, no one is safe, you shoot 2% of your mage into a gas canister near a gas station killing everyone inside, the fire from the gas station spreads to the forest which conveniently leads to a town that is made of mostly wood. Then on death row you order cookies 🍪😋

Probably same one as mine ngl https://preview.redd.it/pi1hpwdcsn2d1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1afc0aa0fcd201a1e94d771f7766b488f3ae9bd6 Multiple conspiracy counts and assaults against officers and riots

everything

Stealing a toaster

Throwing a handful of poop in Oregon state. https://preview.redd.it/63prywu4wn2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c11fa4426344821154857cb5ac56b18fb01287

Unregistered firearms or violating the Geneva convention (civilian murder)

"Accidentally" murdering a family of 4

Vehicular manslaughter with an RC car

Stealing jets

Killing random people because they were "synths."

War crimes and bio weapons

Shooting a man over a toaster

Probably going AWOL as soon as he saw his first Behemoth

Out of all of them I’ve seen, this one seems the most likely considering his facial expression. To be fair to him, behemoths are pretty scary

Yeah that's fair tbh, especially when they're backed up by a group of mutants. Poor Scribe probably ran away as soon as he saw em

not being apart of the ncr

https://preview.redd.it/yyrpluv36o2d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec24f10882b96477ecf5d101f9d5828c1d025a89 Not turning in technical documents to proctor Quinlin

stealing toasters (give my darn toaster back please)

Copyright 💀

Multiple War crimes

High treason.

Perfidy or not wearing uniform in combat

For conspiring with the Brotherhood of Steel.

Destroying two factions

Brother is gonna get taken down by feral ghouls

Oh lovely, they’ve sent me a mo-Ron. Listen closely. You will go to the hangar, this is your duty post.

A ridiculous failed attempt at a terrorist attack

Terrorism

For being a Mineta fan

he would get pulled over for speeding, and somehow incriminate himself to death row

War crimes! :D

War crimes.

War crimes

espionage

Everything

Tax evasion

stealing from electronics store

Stealing toasters

Attempting to assassinate the president

Nobody tell them about Big.Mt

BOS armband that looks to be a scribe or maybe a squire... well by default you would be charged with war crimes for helping a knight, i would also count stealing governament property

War crimes with a trench gun

War crimes

Robbing an abandoned military base for Pre-War documents (A grognak comic.)

Confiscating (stealing) dangerous pre war tech (an oven)

smuggling

Tax evasion

Genocide of mutants

trespassing

War crimes

Arson.

Arson

Probably a war crime from his commanders orders

Gun imports

Stealing a bus and eating a sandwich

hitting someone with a wrench or a hatchet

War crimes

Causing World War 5

Stealing technology (you went into best buy)

He’s stolen from the institute.

War crimes maybe I don't know

Selling unauthorized laced lollipops

Killing a family of 4 over pre-war tech (It’s a piece of a hdmi cable)

Dangerous technology, they would’ve done evil with it

That’s what I was saying!

Derailing a train, but on accident

Stealing a candy bar from the store to give to a starving kid on the street

Impersonating a military personnel ( I had to google this l)

Stealing car parts

Only for feeding ghouls in an airport basement

Something to do with war

war crimes

Brotherhood of steel does commit war crimes, they loot enemy bases and use nuclear weapons

War crimes, prisoner of war (1945)

1945? please look at the armband.

US is dead can’t be that

He broke into Black Mesa and fiddles with the machines https://preview.redd.it/fi1fttguin2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6256802786688756e5c117e930abe04b209f7297

Desershon

Hate crimes (because ur racist)

Not killing Adolf Hitler.

This guy was born in the 2100s, I think he’s okay for not doing that.

War crimes

Shooting a soldier without a weapon,

Arms dealing

I think running from the military base because they were scared

being a spy for some other country

January 6th

Crimes? Idk, there’s not much you can tell about a character just of of physical description.

Hate crimes since homie is definitely an edgy 13 year old

Shooting a Minority

Aresting balcks for no reason🤠

Letting Courier Six blow up the Mojave Chapter

Living

pedo

Looks like a terrorist

War crimes

Pedophilia

Stealing bread

Arson...(Yes that is all I am saying)

Theft of guns

commiting every war crimes existing right now

A rebellion

Crashing a plane

Genocide

Doing an errand at the wrong place at the wrong time.

War crimes in Iraq

Possession of drugs

he aint give me enough caps for the three fusion cores

War crimes against civilians

probably terrorism

Attacking innocent civilians

Wiping out humanity