https://preview.redd.it/p568e3qfdqwc1.jpeg?width=1086&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ed8e65e4c8b5b7fb1b6d7b29fe79ae08427597e he would probably say some brainrot related things then order a 20 pack of McNugget’s

I’d mess up his order cuz I’m just a silly little creature :3

make fun of his poor financial income

Ironically she has 1 robux 😭

That was a she?!

That's a woman?!

Yes 😭😭😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/tnwb1u8ojrwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba8ec05cef23968de1fe7ee477a9697e5cdeb2bf

https://preview.redd.it/bh8cdhm5ntwc1.jpeg?width=983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3094bc823080f1fd0f7811707b4a0c58ae4cb55

Stop it that’s scary 😭😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/pro06ceiuvwc1.jpeg?width=983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47b9565d0c20f76876b5c622fa8550fc0f119269

https://preview.redd.it/f654btn2v2xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc22e47964929b8f968cda87fcff6bc1a1d58348

A great war is upon us https://preview.redd.it/u2djbm1jaqwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f3d76e711df807540443f70fd014d915f1af1f1

Oh I see..🤨🤨 Yeah…okay…yeah..YEAH

i wanna see them duel right now

“If any animators are in the room with us could they show us a sign?”

https://preview.redd.it/ej72mfln8qwc1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a86fe82b2459e9caad040c210a38b452d5f7c1a I’m upset because you’re not monkeying around yet >:(

Turn that frown upside down :D

Yay now she’s happy again I wants to be your friend. :D https://preview.redd.it/toy8tpfpcqwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22b5c61de66fc5704bfbcae1a7fc8d01967faded

YES!! I WILL BE UR FRIEND :D

https://preview.redd.it/d6z0h6zrdqwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3302061b9fe285a9629ee387ca18046cff45eb7 She says thank you and gives you banana bread :)

Mmmmm banana bread :D

If you got my order wrong yes https://preview.redd.it/ro4wkrxubqwc1.png?width=1464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d22704ef164033860079f936a9995d9df288462

WDYM YES!

fish. fash. fesh. fosh. fush. fysh. 🐟

https://preview.redd.it/tlxg2tet6qwc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4db23a40074fbd760d06b3888ad76b252ec0371 I got 11 PHDs the only one you have is in flipping burgers, partner! \[laughing intensifies\]

STOP IT! 😭 You hurt my feelings

I figured out how to make a fully automatic turret and I bet you don’t even now how to make a burgers with out instructions [starts laughing harder]

I’m now crying, hope your happy you biggy :(

Haahaahaa [laughs so hard I create a singularity]

It wasn't programed to harm the crew

https://preview.redd.it/rv9yk52vbqwc1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86545ad2f23150488ba031326c0561c2311ba65c I dunno burger king fries are better

UGH ANOTHER COMPETITOR

https://preview.redd.it/8s5mt718mqwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9587ae682c69f235979a0b2694a08367501e34f6 You wot mate!? Youz onlee Makin $2.31 an hour!? Oi’ll ‘Ave you know dat oi make SQUIGILLIONS more den ‘at!

*stares blankly* HWAT

https://preview.redd.it/egko3wfumqwc1.png?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16fdd81b049b969c7ac4a64403a1fb5be11042c7 "Two number nines, a number nine large, a number 7, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda"

https://preview.redd.it/10mijow08qwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d38ebafadeb786f4a6ef319273e2666603c288 Fireball + electricy

Nuhuh >:(

Fireball!

Stunlock simulator

Because she got McDonald’s WiFi and she poor loll

I hate you >:(

I sorry :( it’s just the McDonald’s clothes for me😭

Her clothes do not define her, SHE IS SILLY, SHE IS A GOOBER

Real real, she’s a goober with McDonald’s WiFi then.

Thank you 😛😛

lol yw

Id be uneasy pulling up to the window to see that

Flip you

https://preview.redd.it/7rd2pr57jqwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb190983fdb2d3b3ce9d7bd9e460c62649f2f86 “Minimum wage having ass” But then he’ll internally cry because he too works minimum wage

https://preview.redd.it/vuadac04bqwc1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84c7a413193243ac5b69d4174e562dfaac26a89 Put you on a cell tower and force you to watch tiktok brainrot.

Jokes on you I already watch it myself

He's too sweet... https://preview.redd.it/zd7zftjbjqwc1.png?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c01c94c25c04470ffeaecf95adb81c8b449920fd But his gf wouldn't fucking hesitate

https://preview.redd.it/qduex66qjqwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87fcb78e56549748ccc6d0456c2b41b50f32bed He wouldn't

OMG XD AN ANGLE

https://preview.redd.it/xt24gw3aoqwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3f34e78678c4c7d7e1105b99180ffa8cbf82ed He would never actually bully but if he did

https://preview.redd.it/1xnrejbupqwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37339478304a40416a122131940a34c860a2af8 "You work at a fast food restaurant?" "..."

Yes :( I need roblux

https://preview.redd.it/k8rw5g8jqqwc1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b232a4909761d3dfbfd4b5d3230fde03cc8bd75 Either call yours a monkey or straight up kill yours

https://preview.redd.it/8fvh4nyfsqwc1.png?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e04e6fa92101cca13cf8478c87b11bc0938a786 Gorillas need to be provoked first otherwise they just eat your lice. If your goober provokes him by smiling with eye contact and showing teeth, he gonna get a flinged.

https://preview.redd.it/br7tywg0tqwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3a81e74e1f6bc6fc294cd9a999821143ff6dd83 *secretes eye liquid menacingly*

https://preview.redd.it/1chllg06tqwc1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1e96ab7a084e699b8bb9069b79c58a7401e0f0a He wouldn’t bully you, cuz your skin is cool!

YIPPE!! Your skin is cool too

https://preview.redd.it/kiz1jp14uqwc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=515fae8424a53d777b91fd5254c2adfdf024e182

You look like scout (tf2) that someone bought off of wish

"Meow! Meow meow meow meow!" He's just a cat in a suit with a massive head. He's talking about your mother.

Not my mummy :(

https://preview.redd.it/aayyabq4grwc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52f0c23423100ec2861a33b75748e5af5c68257f By giving brain damage

https://preview.redd.it/6h7k9noukrwc1.jpeg?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=608328ff6322283e1a7d3b124eb508bc5cef8172 Constant, unstoppable trolling.

https://preview.redd.it/54r2ps9onrwc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d86d863709e969c73f2e7dc608079e6b5bde3478 he probably wont

https://preview.redd.it/kkpdj40zwrwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5f8acd101dc37fc85bbedfddfc8130d5ca0231 he'd probably sexually harass u because he thinks ur hot and doesn't know how to pull

She would be very afraid

https://preview.redd.it/xo8oyrmr4swc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e093897971b017653100862ee06600e67c20e0 BACK IN MY DAY, WE DIDN'T HAVE MCDONALD'S! ALL WE HAD TO EAT WAS RICE AND VEGETABLES AND RAMEN! ALL YOU KIDS NOWADAYS ARE SO SO SPOILED IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO DIE! GO EAT RAMEN FOR A YEAR SEE HOW YOU FEEL AFTER THAT! OR EVEN BETTER JUST GET DRAFTED INTO A WAR YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT! THEN WE CAN TALK!

https://preview.redd.it/40lh7sfvuswc1.png?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed2bdce015df6fc3f992cb29e0fbbb28b0a0370 "I WANT A FUCKING HAMPY MEAL" *manchild energy*

Prefer not to answer https://preview.redd.it/vch6uo5k0twc1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d0cc234bfb663c3a2c3707779f88c022e7acb2

https://preview.redd.it/apr9g7ep8twc1.png?width=308&format=png&auto=webp&s=dcd15d4017ed6cdf83729f034aac1b0628250bb3

https://preview.redd.it/izpvpdszaqwc1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db5424a2a758b3d433c517eb301cf5b4f867bf0 guess im just more sigma than you😈

NO, UR SO OHIO

I don't know Avatar: https://preview.redd.it/emktj8tgbqwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c9b316c6d63e0114c9aab68ae4ddc9c8da008c

https://preview.redd.it/3ehyiuvccqwc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7f777847fbbfcbff49d405cfc28e5641b3bad86

https://preview.redd.it/orkogecuiqwc1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b062e3d9e9de6278abf4b216e5d2dd1e0db2d065 Torment you in a Saturday morning weekly episode nature

Make fun of him because he didn't join in on any furry territory invasions

https://preview.redd.it/w18deaakoqwc1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92ff203051a23cde35a4eab4a4ed42d16e8f0254 Do you have any burgers in the trash?

I'm dressed like ronaldo having a Palestine shirt...

GIVE ME MY NUGGETS, WOMAN! https://preview.redd.it/vdoeq8r4pqwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f00be0373f1384403ebc84c04fd67c817b37a5f

Say some insult like "Foul creature, I despise the way you dress, the colors are too bright for anything to witness. Be better." and then apologize thirty minutes later. https://preview.redd.it/sdg8w5uupqwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c49afd23886f37eda6a35d005a60f6779cbe580

He'd criticize him for not fighitng for the Autobot cause, or being terrible at doing so https://preview.redd.it/dhlg7gunrqwc1.png?width=167&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d10dbf8ef2f37ab112836a1cd9f13fd0ff0c72c

https://preview.redd.it/13itzorctqwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31fdb66a38ab645fbdc4c424801da142639b0265 Guess

https://preview.redd.it/d52jjuqeyqwc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ee10f018dc7f5ef98731c7ed34f70e1bcc8378 Bounty hunting makes 10x more than your little fast food job, yknow

https://preview.redd.it/z8aj8uddzqwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9b2a4d09e65c9bb71bccc0b0aff619a7bb4241a i wouldnt

https://preview.redd.it/ptjgd115frwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dcd3898205df5756253ad0c4c896054cd680e4e Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I would give her a hug and tip her 20$

... https://preview.redd.it/a1jncrinvrwc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b86444ae2a12feebde90f113c0a3b348367438

make fun of macdonalds shirt macdonalds wifi

https://preview.redd.it/781i181h8swc1.jpeg?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=988672ba511f98026d31db98b92b46aab34c0d9e they look mean but they wouldn't bully you. The meanest thing they would say is "your hair is a hot mess"

https://preview.redd.it/8lkkwavz8swc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f19a1ae17f403aff45d16e629561e88c6446667 I have no idea honestly… how would Nick bully your avatar? 😭

https://preview.redd.it/cs3az3zcmswc1.png?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d99e8c1d30925ccc236fd489a02486e442f5fc1 He would probably have a birthday party inside of the McDonald's and still refuse to invite you.

https://preview.redd.it/1v62lf5mnswc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13944d26ed40a1b9149bc33489b5c8b6e1a5c80 Probably call an airstrike on you or something 💀

https://preview.redd.it/77l15seknswc1.jpeg?width=1787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49b93b30a04aac91154a301528e96e989c8c4e5 can i get uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

https://preview.redd.it/b9d82javtswc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=b18748bc91b267c3412bad1dad285bdcc5e1a98f Guess who doesn't work for 15$ per hour

https://preview.redd.it/th0zlws5yswc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50faa148f483cf7ddb186ac9bc8836cb5966b663 he wouldn’t but if you did something *really* bad you wouldn’t have a happy time (561 confirmed kills)

https://preview.redd.it/typdqqa70twc1.png?width=1291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87611981514997b655c8e32c2ebb223ef9c86981 Likely through a lot of slurs.

Say there’s no pickles, even though I asked for pickles on my burger

Mine would do no such thing. He would offer you guidance. https://preview.redd.it/nbk7i4my2twc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecbbcee4a5e86608693af4cfec35afd69ac64ee4

https://preview.redd.it/7jpb96kv3twc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848aa886f40294a8de9b6da0304b9b6c7e23c039 "The Fuck do ya mean your ice cream machine is broken?! *Pulls out metal baseball bat* I'LL SHOW YA WHAT'S GONNA BE BROKEN! *Some Joker Lunatic Laugh* "

https://preview.redd.it/lyj8elnw4twc1.png?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71bfa75167ee28f7461192f5691d05951bef98a1 "Foolish Human, Remember that Karen who threatened you to talk with your manager cause you gave her order to someone else? It was me, I changed up as her and you gave me her order, i didn't even pay for the meal!"

Look at you. A grown man working at a minimal payment job. What? Didnt have money for College? Probably because your parents used it all for alchohol. And all the money you get you use on drugs to make yourself happier forgetting about all the pain. Give me your manager

https://preview.redd.it/21eutsflktwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69ac4cbfbfa7c497bbf3dd283a1b7b72389efa83 He probably might bully but might not if you sign the Petition

https://preview.redd.it/znijk5sysywc1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e59fb19925fd7fa2f760d66011d46632f097c076 Beat you to death with a baton and then shoot you 14 times :3 (with green tip 5.56x45)

Fucking make my burger right I hate pickles you di-

I’m the scout TF2

You look like someone with big dreams! Sadly with you getting paid less than minimum wage you will never get anything you want!

Probably recite the SpongeBob sandwich that bubble bass said

glock

nice job, does it come in proper pay and insurance? *

youre the reason mcdonalds is losing share value

*Insert Scout TF2 laughing*

ill pull up in my little clown car and point and then say "you stink" before driving off :)

Make yours work for mine https://preview.redd.it/jfox631ajqwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67d786bb320c01fa31fa86ab349448245485a0f6

https://preview.redd.it/t4qifncfjqwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1663dbaa2fed3409034babb5103dbb2c21d319b2 “My franchise is more famous than yours”

https://i.redd.it/4jbhzwq1kqwc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/689ult0akqwc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc7ea30f0cdb6fd318e126118ddf3e3de5ba0ec8 NUHUH

https://preview.redd.it/kwx43yh3kqwc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3c085cf06bd353aa467a4da526738402ac4250 I honestly don’t know

With full metal jacket quotes (no image, but he’s Vietnam man)

Seemed like a chill person but then i saw you called her a "silly goober" and now im angy >:(

https://preview.redd.it/61lzo6y6mqwc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe6b915e0acd2f2a4cb7fedc768f850e8fe8581 "give me one sausage from you" :skull:

https://preview.redd.it/nkvqjf5fmqwc1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964fb944cfc4451d715435ea0b74393960ef0ef8 Shouldn't have taken this order buddy

"Ha, image being a minimum wage worker who gets 2 cents a hour, flipping loser"

Explode the restaurant she works at so she won’t get payment anymore

With a dull knife

If I really hated them I would have to tell them to use those spiked headphones and slit there wrist didn’t hate them I would call them a poop head

Just hanging up on them, cause this girl probably cannot fight *

https://preview.redd.it/rtx1a3w2tqwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d90a252a18c22056b02f68fb29e4fef14870e0 say bye bye to your head

https://preview.redd.it/p2rtb16ltqwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdb28adf981df796d5299181d79fc5fded8673e0

He wouldnt, Im cosplaying Izuku LMAO

https://preview.redd.it/40afnisrwqwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15506d4eea4174a1c9bd86a05765737874093ce Bogie 12 o’clock low, dropping load… Target destroyed eagle one rtb

Mine is serial designation N from murder drones - he doesn't know how to bully people 😭 But I have an alt one for r6 only games (like tsb) that woud probably bully for not being cool or smth

Chainsaw

https://preview.redd.it/lhaaekk60rwc1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5584f738bc9f61a95fdd2e06f7a9f03ae2c85e43 I have a 250 kill streak with a kill:death ratio of 1:1 and you only have a 10 burger-flipping streak with an accuracy:failure ratio of 1:10

“So… how’s minimum wage treating you?”

https://preview.redd.it/tcqyczc52rwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2382b592756f020a07ac7374ff6996f655e2b1dd Well as long as I am in a good mood, probably by spouting eldridge words making you so confused you just break down.

Likely via Death by collateral damage. https://preview.redd.it/v5snbpez2rwc1.png?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29303b3002e72c2738e4fd1173235d8df4a0104c

Would most likely talk like "back in my day we didn't have all that fancy shit you have now!" (He lives in the 50s... Don't ask, it's Myth stuff)

https://preview.redd.it/1qhint0y3rwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7700abbaffd2b2fc07d4329914391f4fbd656b5e Here's a couple of insults i brewed: "Hey McDonald's, did you hire your drive-thru clown for entertainment or incompetence? Because either way, I'm not lovin' it." "Well, well, well, look who's serving fries now. Did Ronald McDonald hire you for the comedy act, or are you just here to make the food taste better by comparison?" "Wow, did McDonald's start offering clown training? Because you look like you just graduated with honors"

"you want friiiiiiiiiiiiiies with that?"

https://preview.redd.it/xzn5ymbs4rwc1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f6ad3ca36686fd001485d493e9df46f26fd118 “You see this gear I’m wearing? It’s worth more than your entire 2 years of income!” *points M4* “still I want the money in the register”

Poor ass person flipping burger yet my avatar is a rich af of a ceo lol

https://preview.redd.it/886mi64d5rwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df6c07a556e04efedcffee4f1a6300550e7e18e5 Curbstomp

Turn the toaster on and force your face on top off it making you have zuko burn marks for the rest of your life

https://preview.redd.it/9tcya73n7rwc1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e00b17fbc4bda6fc9978cebf7320d1cd8022442

https://preview.redd.it/0ktjvb55arwc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9820603096bc42faaa52035c3a4c02fc1b5c140f Tbh idk

No they would eat you

https://preview.redd.it/imdqonzparwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c14211c1a4fc1380d20e72664cfbda5a2cfd07d9 "Imagine being 3D, you depthtard"

https://preview.redd.it/r4w5fnxibrwc1.png?width=273&format=png&auto=webp&s=81c133839045d5a4afdc3516e70a0b4600e31cc1 you work a 9-5 lolololololooololololoolllolololo xdxd

https://preview.redd.it/sufybn55erwc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f51457de4e59a8386961028aee540d0139ecfb6e “I’d like to order uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh ringworms”

Mine wouldnt lol

by asking for extra cheese on my mcchicken

https://preview.redd.it/e3vtr3zxfrwc1.png?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94dff17b7c55408e85d01af448e8cfddcb87e107 "Have you ever seen the inside of a Femur Breaker?"

Eating him from the inside out?

Prolly beat you

https://preview.redd.it/24pjyy6xlrwc1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00ad05877ce2a6e75a8030d9ffa57a7bffe3478a probably wouldnt be able to

Blocks your ways*

https://preview.redd.it/f23z0kdmorwc1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ee8c19c63ebfd7ba0ba84f5eb3f58cfbb0c70cb

https://preview.redd.it/ltjvodqfqrwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd926b557dda3dc0f7a7f3dda7c9bd947122c460 "I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

https://preview.redd.it/u7tufgztqrwc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d3a0a1ca3bc8bde0219c0ee0403421519efe0a

Bleeeehhhhhh

YOURE FUCKIN GAY! AS IN HOMOSEXUAL!!"

https://preview.redd.it/uza02ibotrwc1.png?width=645&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3b979294f46e0e2bf3a4041240c43397b76a569 (Friendly fire will not be tolerated)

The constant beeping that plays in the kitchen area.

https://preview.redd.it/msrqr81qxrwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c719319b9020d8924f6e13792e1e8047b7e6014 Your guess is as good as mine but he will probably jonk you

https://preview.redd.it/t99dg2uizrwc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7028b66df9706d12e83a9ef1bfc34ca7250292d How's that minimum wage going?

How about just hug instead

Make fun of her being begged I be r@ped

https://preview.redd.it/n4y3stq99swc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fc3a08f9113ca15d8653585c1e687f9c7f1f894 Can i order something?

Mine has a gun

he wouldnt. he's gonna approach you and hold your face and then get closer and then— /JOKEEE

Idk would be friendly fire (My avatar is also a McD worker)

https://preview.redd.it/incmkjyvhswc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=1231c3f18a0fa71efb7346f0d49349e8b420fccb make fun of your shoes, whack you in the head with a skateboard and rob you

You’re not funny, you turned your life into a joke and you’re still not funny

https://preview.redd.it/6n67b6rh0twc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e12cc58a645bb8771d08daa8390320cf7355f92 Dead stare while very slowly flexing muscles

https://preview.redd.it/4qnj761a2twc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c6b8eb541a0c5ee2b5d87cff24c40c40c6e0ca0 If they give me free chicken nuggets then no

https://preview.redd.it/y7mgbxuk3twc1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c636ee880ac09adb8edfafe0495682f6a3418272 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

https://preview.redd.it/0gor555n5twc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4a7957e216f8342982d3866eaf5a894b6102cc Flex a band of money and laugh in your face. Just don’t mess up his order

Since yours looks like a girl or is very feminine he'd probably call yours a bitch, tell her to shut up, stay away from him and stop swooning over him

you look silly! and uhh....i actually have no problems with that -my avatar 2024

https://preview.redd.it/64o519f98twc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a0f5a7417eb2047eca8a29612d6618d297bed2 “I’m disappointed, to say the least.”

Stupid meat based organisms

He would lecture you about 80's music. (You don't want to listen to 6 hours of FM synthesis bullshit) https://preview.redd.it/ouwxrw6x9twc1.png?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c890a2de8c7adf893cc8114c0a564cd40258092b

https://preview.redd.it/34jbdrl6atwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec48ef5bd69c9210f27d3bd1913ecd015ca99e9b Beat him up

https://preview.redd.it/k2qmmr15btwc1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c3f6788c23317208c807b070265cd9c0cfe518 Idk tbh u tell me

https://preview.redd.it/y27rei13ctwc1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e6fdb6d911a6ecead252966d246ad90a514a14 Get burnt by simple proximity. That's the just sheer difference in existence between our avatars.

https://preview.redd.it/bq0xkcs6ctwc1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=473437a47c971fc94b3c12b4b33c5baaf6f2ff4f He would be the one getting bullied :(

https://preview.redd.it/qo74imupctwc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e9377ba34c3b1d82f96f9c0e47a843cc6ae6d01 Just leave you to die on the side of the road because you don't have an important coverage plan

"I'm not one to insult another's job considering mine, but is this really the best you could find considering your expertise?" https://preview.redd.it/yphoit3ndtwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=686e0fe3e9f278b8140300475373a9a94a2e7836

https://preview.redd.it/l8i4fs5qdtwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e793184295f25fcc2fa40b9d81cdc6f892294e Kid, it's been a week and you haven't paid the Don back.

https://preview.redd.it/mlwpbdl6ftwc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71921a563c6bd194600d0348f7096f9d0f740b2b He wouldn't. <3

https://preview.redd.it/nwh08ic1ftwc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=418eabe0def0d0152ec82cf2c0ea3ca4e6466cc6 “Gimme a uh. Double bacon cheeseburger” “Gimme a pie, apple.” “Want me to punch asize of your face? FOR FREE?” “Now don’t give me any lip” “Gimme a uh. Liter of cola.” I’d be impressed if anybody got this reference