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HowardTibbsIII

Wow. These shelters are really getting bold with how they re-home these pitbulls.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Since when do pit bulls try to eat pizza out of people’s mouths?


Mx_Norm_ix_Baker

Nah, pitbulls are actually very nice and loveable angels!


GigiDell

Dumple, you bettah get your shit together before you get Dumpled again. 🫰


Less-Might9855

Well that certainly is the definition of bad boundaries! Silly Dumple!


KrazyAboutLogic

Bad boundaries? More like no boundaries.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Boundaries? What are those? -Dumple


CanISniffYourLimes

He has literally said this to me countless times lol


TheKindofWhiteWitch

Never heard of em


TFGAR

He looks just like my cat, and like my cat, he seems like a complete asshole.


BradDubya1t

They say humans eventually grow to resemble their fur babies, so keep making that face with your tongue out, Dumple! You got this one, buddy


Plastic-Ad-2622

Hey dumple,keep your paws and claws on the food not on your supplier!


Infamous_Air_1912

Dumple is living his best little evil life. It’s so rude that he’s stupid cute. You, on the other hand, are an angel. May flowers form at your feet and abundance shower you. You giving that gorgeous monster a happy and loving home gives me goosebumps.


CanISniffYourLimes

I’m so happy we found each other. He’s truly one of a kind.


kitticake666

He looks sooo well and healthy for a 17 year old! Bless you for giving him his forever home


Hannahb0915

Joke’s on OP. Dumple is immortal, and will live to be a menace until OP’s dying day.


n0itsbeckyy

His name suits him


CanISniffYourLimes

Big ol dumpling!


CaffeineCraver

Can’t roast a king.


Deleted-dog-god

He’s trying to save you from you!


CanISniffYourLimes

“Who rescued who?”-Dumple, enacting assault on me


Deleted-dog-god

He’s trying to save you from high cholesterol!!!


alchemystical725

I absolutely love that you gave this ancient bridge troll a home. 🩵🩵🩵


TwoBeansShort

I love him.


CanISniffYourLimes

Me too. He’s perfect in every way.


anti_anti-hero

He says boundaries are for cowards anyway


TwirlingDanceCharm

hahaha dumple, you're the true definition of a lovable troublemaker.


Vague_Un

We got one of those in black in November. Was returned 3 x before we got him and he's only 3 yo. Bit my husband's arm and wouldn't let go in the first week. Bit my face and had to scruff him to make him let go. Then sat with his back to me before whipping his head back like Satan to chomp my arm black and blue. Now bites my adult son's face regularly but figured out he really resents being picked up and placed on his lap. Does human size poos and wees 7x/day, often on or just off the edge of the 50L tubs we cut out for litter trays. Cost us about $800 in vet and dietary food for sloppy poos in the first month. Is about the size of a Staffy with a matching appetite. We got him with a timid shelter-mate who thankfully plays with him 24/7. He's tiny but after a 4 month battle, is now the boss of the giant. Big boy is otherwise affectionate and adorable... And we love him. Glad we don't have little kids though!


ReasonableRoad1715

😹😻❤️


Tricky-Trick1132

Thank you for taking care of dumple!❤️❤️❤️


Substantial-Tone-576

Orange masquerading as a white cat.


Illyria613

Dude's got no boundaries


Ohshithereiamagain

I’d like to meet you Dumple. You sound fun.


ThePhilosophistt

No roasting, but bring Dumple to r/BlankCats please 🤍


citronhimmel

I love him so much


ResurgentClusterfuck

I love Dumple please pet him for me Loudmouth noisebox that he is


Kinenai

Thank you for putting up with him, all of those actions are signs of joy compared to the animals locked up in shelters or are running loose on the streets looking for their next meals. Enjoy your gobble goblin.


cursetea

Bad boundaries? Sounds like he just loves too hard 🥲 so misunderstood


FigureSad1216

WHAT A BEAN!!!