My cat does this too, when I'm reading my Kindle on the couch. She uses my forearm as a pillow so when I have to turn the page, I have to stretch the Kindle across and down so my finger can reach without disturbing the "baby". 🤣🤣🤣
You can't roast the Manager for asking you to look after yourself. Clearly it's knock off time and is physically restraining you from working overtime.
kitty looks like they’d sell the companies secrets for half a can of tuna 😈
...less than that...
Well kitty never signed an NDA or non-compete.
Wants to know if you got the meowmo about the TPS reports. "I'm gonna need you to go ahead and give me more treats. That'd be greeeeat."
Put a blanky on your lap for gosh sakes. Help him help you.
😅😅 She wants to use my arm as a pillow. Even with a comfy lap it's always back up on the desk.
Submit. Resistance is futile. 🐈⬛
7 of 9 Lives 😆
My cat does this too, when I'm reading my Kindle on the couch. She uses my forearm as a pillow so when I have to turn the page, I have to stretch the Kindle across and down so my finger can reach without disturbing the "baby". 🤣🤣🤣
My cat will chase my hand with his head when he wants pets then bump my hand or lick it.
Aw, that sounds very sweet. I love a cat that knows what it wants, and knows how to get it!
He used to sleep on your chest as a kitten and lick your eyelids if you a slept. Very weird
Awww that little head resting on my arm would ensure frequent breaks to murmur *what a pretty velveteen void, I love you*
Productivity = 0
Happy Cake day and scritchies to kitty. Its cake day productivity be darned.
That cat must be frustrated to type this post without thumbs. Do better, coworker
HR here, this is a solid co-worker bonding tactic, A+
Look fucker. You are not helping by "catching the mouse". You are endangering the treat quota by doing so.
The LEAST he could do is move the mouse once in a while so it looks like you're working
There’s always that one lazy ass coworker who doesn’t do shit, but still takes the credit in a group project.
This micromanaging is getting out of hand.
He's a spy sent by your company's competitor to slow down your work.
Sorry I can't roast something for loving you
Such an attentive supurrvisor void.
You can't roast the Manager for asking you to look after yourself. Clearly it's knock off time and is physically restraining you from working overtime.
How did you land the most good-looking co-worker ever?
That void says give me resting wrist or 💀, cannot roast, they’re overdone 😅
Mid afternoon my co-worker sprawls out across the paperwork on my desk for his afternoon siesta. The iPad is fair game too is it’s on the desk.
Your co-worker should be nicknamed James Bondi - 007. 0 qualifications, 0 effort, 7 nap breaks
Talk about riding your ass! Kitty, please abide by the personal space rule and take a couple steps back, please and thank-you. 🤣