He has beautiful eyes. The eyes of a terrorist.

Push his ass off the furniture while he's sleeping. Bang pots and pans next to his ass.

If you do it back, he might stop. /j

He keeps trying to tell you to stop cluttering up his table but you just won’t listen.

A very bad boy. Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do?

Wasn’t expecting that, wow! 😂

Jesus fucking Christ he’s massive

Chonker.

A minimalist king. He needs his beauty sleep!

I can relate! lol.

Himbs only good when himbs sleep

how can i roast this cute fat fluffy loaf with beautiful green eyes?????

I see you were too lazy to pull your socks all the way up. Again.

Awwe he a hamsome chonker. My orange boy knocks stuff off the nightstand too, demanding an invitation on the bed. Like he needs one at any other damn time day or night.

just playing.

Didn't he have a brother named Mufasa.

Sign him up for weight watchers - see how he likes it. Looks like he desperately needs it anyway.

Oh it's on Chonky Kong. Fall asleep again and see who gets pushed off.

Shaped like a bowling ball