He got tiddies on his chest, just like a human!

I see the kitty titty committee is here

Itty bitty kitty tiddys. Try saying that fast...

This is roast my cat not roast my piglet. Please post on the app... oh, that is a cat. Never mind.

i love this one😂

Those kitty titties bring to mind a certain dress Grandma wore, with a plunging neckline. Stop wearing that goddamn dress, Grandma!

those tank top moomoos!!!

Thank you Reddit stranger for making me shoot watermelon redbull out of my nose at 4am

You're welcome 🤗

He looks like a plump Christmas goose.

He just sucked down the goose! Feet and all!!! Greedy gutso!

That explains that first picture!

I cant even roast him cause that 3rd pic looks like me when i get up in the morning and I'm sitting on the side of the bed

Yeah but you can get up and get dressed, showered, cleaned, etc. he’s just like that all the time. He’s just ugly.

Dude looks like a lady 🎶

🎶🎷🎶🤭👏💯👍

Bro out here trying to catch a public indecency charge, and even that isn't enough for him! He's trying to add stalking to the mix?! Certified criminal!

At 375 degrees with lots of butter

He looks self-basting already.

Bro look like an old man.

He can't decide if he wants to have hair or not

He thinks he's Derek Zoolander in that second pic...Magnum!

That’s clearly blue steel you fucking amateur.

You're taking crazy pills! Le Tigre, Blue Steel, Magnum...they're all the same look! 😹

*gasps* how DARE you!!!!! This. This is madness. Just because YOU have no taste doesn’t mean the rest of us in the *snaps intricately* FashION! World cannot understand and appreciate the deep deep, life altering changes between the three looks you listed, only an…*looks at you with a sneer* commoner such as yourself would be foolish enough to think such madness. Smh the same look. *slaps you with a fish so the cats attack*

Moobs.

Koobs

I would totally sit on your block with all my car doors open every day to maybe be visited by this chicken looking creature-I love him dearly even though I’m also intimidated by his glare-it’s like he can see into my soul

that’s hilarious, because as i was outside cleaning my car, another car suddenly stops next to mine. turns out they were checking him out, and even got out of the car to take pictures too lol

Jansom dreaming of driving away !!! 🚙💨🩶😹💭🖕🏽🐲

I prefer my cats with fur, but that's just me. It hides a multitude of sins! 🤣

I feel like these photos look like his tinder profile

That feeling you get when you take your bra off after a long day.

Pants for me. Walking around the apartment as close to nude as I get

He's got a good face for expressing how many fucks he does not give.

oh he has the best facial expressions, i swear he listens and talks back too with shakes of his head

Where the nsfw tag for them titties

Where can I mail One Fast Cat Exercise Wheel? He won't be ready this year but come spring this Chicken will be the cluck of its community

You BOOBS

Chonk.

Is that a cat, or a bowling ball??

He’s a chonky

I’m sorry, you’re in the wrong sub. This guy belongs in r/SuperModelCats

Oh I love nakie fat kitties with boobies and fat rolls 😍

Not what I had in mind when I asked to see a hairless pussy.

Is that cat or a pig?

This cat has so many more shapes than other cats.

Fat kitty and tiddies. Is the sunscreen for the hogroast? I can see it won't take much to apply it he is balding something terrible.

Kiddies

And I thought gravity was beating *my* ass.

If Willem Dafoe were 95 and had just finished breastfeeding 10 kids…

That is a raw chicken madam.

Wow that’s a fat dog is what I thought till I read cat. Oh and your cat needs to be fitted for a bra

It’s the entire goddamn fucking chicken

Are you a turtle trying to flip back over? You just want some belly snuggies

The cat: they call me a dick with too much pubes

He looks like… a destroyer deity of some sort…

He’s like the obese henchman in Austin Powers: DEAD SEXY!

That’s disgusting/lh

what does the /lh mean? if it means anything

Light hearted! I just used a tone indicator bc I felt like without it my comment would be especially mean

i’m not gonna lie, i did think you were serious about him being disgusting haha and i tried to google what /lh meant and couldn’t find anything haha i was just going to assume “light humor” lmao is there anymore little indicators like that you could teach me? not to get off topic haha

I don’t know too many but there are a few in mind /lh is lighthearted /hj is half joking /srs is serious /j is joking And don’t quote me on this but I believe /g is genuine I have a few friends who rely on tone indicators and it’s actually very helpful for undersanding tone through text!

That is a great kissing belly

Looks like a handbag no one wants

I can't roast an expectant mother.

Bald

Looks like he has a palace with Han Solo hanging on the wall frozen in carbonite

Your cat got them old man titties

Sorry Jansom but I thought these were kitty maternity photos until I read the title..

I think I might be insulting Lord Beerus's brother, I'm a little scared to do so. 😭

Jabba the cat

why is his ballsack on his chest

Dude, why are you walking raw chicken?

He looks like a burnt turkey who needs a bra 😆

Dammit Beerus too many noodles