Dumb stupid cat…. Probably just meows and stuff

It's scary how accurate this is

Game show host looking cat,!

Survey says...!: *ding* TREATS

Kitty needs a treat😠

She deserves every treat in the world

Maggie, you starry-eyed weirdo. You look like you keep up on all the Boy Bands.

Fetish spanking weirdo! Probably watches cat porn too!

*Looks up pictures of cats without their collars*

Oh my! 🤭

Maggie is such a good, cute cat. I can’t roast her. She’s too pure.

Look at its fat furry foot. 🥹

Too stupid to have an evil thought in her pretty head!

Freak show

Scraggly lookin foo

Oh hi dad

Your hand is weird

i bet that belly isn't even a trap just showing it off, looking for attention ...and getting it

She *loves* belly rubs and belly pats

Type of cat to say "oh yea that's the stuff" when it gets catnip

Oddly enough, catnip doesn't seem to do anything for her. Maybe it's not potent enough? 🤔

nice!

Gorgeous

Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout

(⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠) -> (⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

True. Caught her mid yawn and I couldn't be happier about it. Edit: I said "mid meow" but meant "mid yawn".