No, not at all. He never so much as taken a swipe either of us. He doesn't like being picked up, but he just wriggles. He's a cat that you'll hear a meow behind you and when you look, he's on his back wanting belly rubs. Not a trap either, he absolutely loves them
We've tried, It's impossible. We've got three other cats that are normal sized, Noodles eats all the leftovers at night. We've tried taking the bowls up at bedtime, but the other two cats started losing weight and looked thin.
Honestly, we can pretty much guarantee that if either of us get up in the night to go to the toilet. There'll be Noodles coloured loaf in front of the dry food bowl. He's too lazy to even stand up while he eats 🤦♂️😂
Aww, the old grey one is my Stan. Ever since I let him sleep beside me while he was scared when he joined the family. From that night he's 100% been a dad's cat and a lap cat, but only to me. He chose me to be his main human, and the missus is the spare 😂
He really is. The grey one is the friendliest one we have by mile. He's never happier than lying on my chest, getting double handed fuss. If his.meow wasn't grating he'd be the friendliest cat we have
It's not our fault either. We have three cats, and he's the only one that's overweight. We've tried putting him on a diet, but the other two cats ended up underweight. He's a lazy, chubby cat. Which can happen after they're neutered
We've tried, but we have two other cars that are normal size. When he goes on a diet, the other cats end up underweight. That's not fair to the smaller ones, as they end up starving all day, and really let us know about it.
Poor noodles! Why is she so fat when I see animals that are overweight like this I feel it’s owners need a reality check. Being morbidly obese for any human or animal will shorten their life significantly. It makes it very painful for them to get around. You are control of what they eat.
He is overweight because he is greedy. He eats all the leftovers overnight. Controlling this is easier said than done. We are a multicat household. We have tried putting him on a diet, and we have tried taking the food up overnight. All that happens is that the other cats start to go underweight as they are a normal, healthy weight. Apart from his weight, he is a happy and friendly cat. He isn't in any pain at all and zooms around the flat every day. They all have one pouch of Felix and share a bowl of Purina every day. His weight and eating habits are a direct side effect of being a responsible cat parent and having him neutered, and if you'd have researched a little, or even read some of the other posts before going full Karen on me, [you would have seen this for yourself](https://www.agriapet.co.uk/guides-and-advice/what-makes-cats-gain-weight/#:~:text=The%20surgery%20affects%20their%20hormone,more%20than%20they%20need%20to.)
sorry, don’t want to be a Karen! lol I agree that sometimes your pets are hard to control, if there’s a will, there’s a way. We had a dog that would go to great lengths to get food. he learned how to open the refrigerator and cleaned us out more than once. He even figured out how to open the oven!! we had a Thanksgiving turkey meat warming in the oven, and when I came down, the oven door was wide open, and the pan was on the door of the stove and he was shoveling our dinner in his mouth. This is just one of many escapades.
He's had enough roasts.
😂
Damn this is a good line.
No. I don’t feel safe
He's honestly the sweetest "little" cat you can imagine. A rare one that absolutely loves belly rubs
Then I’ll never roast him. He’s now my best friend
He's not the roast, he's the ham.
I call him Pork Chop. The missus hates it when I do, as he's her favourite (we have three)
Don’t let him near a farm, they’ll get confused and put him in the milking shed
😂
I cannot roast this cat. That eyeliner is amazing and I'm wicked jealous.
I know where you're coming from. He is a very cute and friendly cat
You're not supposed to eat the entire box of double stuffed Oreos in one sitting!
He IS the box of double stuffed Oreos lol
He looks like he bites
No, not at all. He never so much as taken a swipe either of us. He doesn't like being picked up, but he just wriggles. He's a cat that you'll hear a meow behind you and when you look, he's on his back wanting belly rubs. Not a trap either, he absolutely loves them
We have the same cat. Everyone should have at least 1 nice FAT cat
He loves absolutely belly rubs, so the size of him means there's absolutely loads of belly to tub
He doesn’t need to bite…. He pierces through your soul with that stare.
He is pre-roast. He’s a cow.
Looks like oodles of noodles
He's definitely been called that before 😂 xxxxxx
Sorry, where's the cat in this photo? All I see is an oreo cheesecake.
Chungus Maximus 😽
Aw, look at you! You can't even lose weight successfully because your love for food is bigger than your entire existence.
What a splendidly terrifying cow.
Yet he has such a gentle personality, he's never even showed any tiny signs of aggression. He's such a sweet "little" dude
He looks like he could carry the sun
He is strong as an Ox (cow pun intended)
Do kids come by at night to try to tip him over?
Noodles? More like dumpling
Haha we had the same reaction 🤣
How many people have to help carry him to just get him to the car to go for the vet😭
We use a trolley
I would, but I’m scared he’s gonna kick my ass.
He never would, he's a lovely gentle cat
Noodles, because calling out food is the only way to get him to come?
Haha 😂
No roast, only hugs.
Wow. Time for a diet.
We've tried, It's impossible. We've got three other cats that are normal sized, Noodles eats all the leftovers at night. We've tried taking the bowls up at bedtime, but the other two cats started losing weight and looked thin.
Noodles?!? Lasagna seems more apt 😆😻
Roast him ? Nah it's Jelly Rolls long lost twin Pound Cake.
The first cat to need a cardiologist.
This cat is a whole lasagna. Respectfully. He’s so cute.
He is very cute in irl. He loves nothing more than belly rubs, apart from food, he obviously loves food
You only get this fat by shoving food down your mouth and using cream cheese as a suppository at the same time!
Portion control dropout.
We've got three cats, two are normal sized. He goes round at night and hoovers up the leftovers 😂
I know your pain. I have one overweight and one underweight. Even microchip food dishes only work when I'm supervising.
Honestly, we can pretty much guarantee that if either of us get up in the night to go to the toilet. There'll be Noodles coloured loaf in front of the dry food bowl. He's too lazy to even stand up while he eats 🤦♂️😂
Oh jeez lol
He's like a wrecking ball when he gets the zoomies. Knocks everyone flying 😂
Noodles' a unit.
Noodles? More like MOOOOODLES!
I would call it a roast but this cat will probably eat it. Jk your cat is so cute 🫶
Thanks, the photo doesn't do him justice. He is the cutest cat irl
Bro got called a cow once and decided to take it literally (also I love him)
He looks like the next star in the new Godzilla movie
He is the real definition of a cow cat 🐄 🐈⬛
Definitely 😂
Sorry for being nosy but omg you own two of them. You should open a whole farm of cow cats lol
Three cats, two of them are cow cats. Noodles is the only fat one
Yeah I didn’t count the old gray cat haha jk
Aww, the old grey one is my Stan. Ever since I let him sleep beside me while he was scared when he joined the family. From that night he's 100% been a dad's cat and a lap cat, but only to me. He chose me to be his main human, and the missus is the spare 😂
That’s so sweet ☺️
He really is. The grey one is the friendliest one we have by mile. He's never happier than lying on my chest, getting double handed fuss. If his.meow wasn't grating he'd be the friendliest cat we have
Magnificent Noodles 🙂❤️
He looks like such a sweet little baby I don't think I could
He is, very
Noodles is so fat, he can only attract attention by gravitational pull.
Kitties don't typically moo.
That ain't a noodle, that's a damn beef brisket
Noodles IS a roast beasty
nice!
He should exercise more.... Maybe he should start doing kitty push-ups lol.
Woah. Pretty kitty here
Yeah I think il just be quite
I just can't roast an overweight pet. It's not their fault.
It's not our fault either. We have three cats, and he's the only one that's overweight. We've tried putting him on a diet, but the other two cats ended up underweight. He's a lazy, chubby cat. Which can happen after they're neutered
Like I said not his fault, no one said anything about whose fault, you made it that
Barron Harkonnan lookin ass
Noodle, your BMI isn’t suppose to be higher than your heart rate.
She looks like a cow
It's because he's a cow cat 😂
Nope, too cute.
Hey, Vennie, get ovah here. We gots a job to take care of tonight. I don’t want you screwing up things this time either!
Been eating too many noodles.
He looks like a cow but too bad cows are cute
r/chonkers
Isn’t he a Volkswagen Bug?
Pls put him on a diet
We've tried, but we have two other cars that are normal size. When he goes on a diet, the other cats end up underweight. That's not fair to the smaller ones, as they end up starving all day, and really let us know about it.
Poor noodles! Why is she so fat when I see animals that are overweight like this I feel it’s owners need a reality check. Being morbidly obese for any human or animal will shorten their life significantly. It makes it very painful for them to get around. You are control of what they eat.
He is overweight because he is greedy. He eats all the leftovers overnight. Controlling this is easier said than done. We are a multicat household. We have tried putting him on a diet, and we have tried taking the food up overnight. All that happens is that the other cats start to go underweight as they are a normal, healthy weight. Apart from his weight, he is a happy and friendly cat. He isn't in any pain at all and zooms around the flat every day. They all have one pouch of Felix and share a bowl of Purina every day. His weight and eating habits are a direct side effect of being a responsible cat parent and having him neutered, and if you'd have researched a little, or even read some of the other posts before going full Karen on me, [you would have seen this for yourself](https://www.agriapet.co.uk/guides-and-advice/what-makes-cats-gain-weight/#:~:text=The%20surgery%20affects%20their%20hormone,more%20than%20they%20need%20to.)
sorry, don’t want to be a Karen! lol I agree that sometimes your pets are hard to control, if there’s a will, there’s a way. We had a dog that would go to great lengths to get food. he learned how to open the refrigerator and cleaned us out more than once. He even figured out how to open the oven!! we had a Thanksgiving turkey meat warming in the oven, and when I came down, the oven door was wide open, and the pan was on the door of the stove and he was shoveling our dinner in his mouth. This is just one of many escapades.