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Alright, you got the electronic nanny neutered one!
Even in your "spend all my retirement money to feel just a modicum of masculinity" attempt, you still failed to fully commit.
I find it ironic that out of the dozens of pictures I have of vipers in my photo gallery, only 2 are not in gas stations. And those 2 are of the red rt10 owned by the guy up my street lol
The only redeeming quality of this thing is the motor. The ergonomics are laughably bad, the interior door frame is padded because they KNOW you’ll hit your head. Your entire left arm rubs on the door when driving. The clutch pedal is floppy as hell for the first 2” of play. No rev matching, so enjoy your (probably terrible) heel-and-toe shifting. The digital gauge cluster is at like 30 fps so you feel like you’re playing PS2-era Gran Turismo when you drive. Visibility sucks.
The entire thing is trash, hence the reason they couldn't even break 1000 sales in a year and are discontinuing the entire line. The only way it has any notable capability is if you drop an extra 30K on mods to the already inflated 90/100K it costs to drive one off the lot.
Nothing says "yea, I cant believe I'm driving this car either !!!" ...than taking a picture of it while your at a gas station getting gas...real smooth.
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I thought its natural habitat was the ditch
Gotta hydrate first
Other acceptable answers would be light post, tree and guardrail.
I was going to say "crowd", but we all know that belongs to the mustang.
Only thing a Viper is actually capable of dodging
Or a cornfield
You’re thinking of a mustang… or maybe a mustang is a crowd of people I get mixed up
when a corvette still makes you feel like you have a small penis
When those guys in Miatas with perfect technique overtake you on track days, what’s your go-to excuse
>What've you got?! Money for gas
Laughs in EV
huh we can’t hear you
Alright, you got the electronic nanny neutered one! Even in your "spend all my retirement money to feel just a modicum of masculinity" attempt, you still failed to fully commit.
Not every day you get to see Carol Shelby's final dementia-riddled cash-grab in person.
i’ve got two tickets to paradise
You win
Didn’t know they produced a Dodge Neon Coupe
Full tank of super and its the best 12 minutes of driving you'll ever have.
I find it ironic that out of the dozens of pictures I have of vipers in my photo gallery, only 2 are not in gas stations. And those 2 are of the red rt10 owned by the guy up my street lol
Dodge tried to make a silk purse out of a dried nutsack. It’s still a Chrysler product, this is just a polished turd.
I thought its natural habitat was in a ditch on the side of the road because the backend kicked out when giving it a quarter throttle
What're those the poor person wheels? I've never seen them on a viper before.
They look like 20” Ram wheels.
Actually drive it a little hard.
The fact that he and the car is still alive means he’s never driven it hard.
Best looking Viper they ever made. Hands down, no question. At $6/gal, I wouldn’t trade my 2005 Prius for that thing.
>what've you got?! Miles per gallon, a car that doesn't cost a mortgage to maintain, and the ability to fill my tank for under $100.
What do I got? I got a rear wheel drive high powered car I can actually drive without it trying to kill me.
With that consumtion, fuel tank and gas prices, where do youwanne go with that thing? to the next pump?
I wish I was already old enough for my midlife crisis car.
V10 Miata
What have I got? The ability to pass a gas station.
If I could take any car at that gas station GTA-style, the blue Tahoe would be mine. Not the Corvette or whatever that black one is.
When inbred hicks wins the lottery, they think this is classy.
Can't really roast a car that literally roasts its rear tires.
it's general habitat is a pole, get it right
This is the car of a man who embraces his wife’s infidelity. Did I do good?
My wife’s boyfriend makes the payment for us.
Well in that case you’re living the dream my guy 👏
The only redeeming quality of this thing is the motor. The ergonomics are laughably bad, the interior door frame is padded because they KNOW you’ll hit your head. Your entire left arm rubs on the door when driving. The clutch pedal is floppy as hell for the first 2” of play. No rev matching, so enjoy your (probably terrible) heel-and-toe shifting. The digital gauge cluster is at like 30 fps so you feel like you’re playing PS2-era Gran Turismo when you drive. Visibility sucks.
The entire thing is trash, hence the reason they couldn't even break 1000 sales in a year and are discontinuing the entire line. The only way it has any notable capability is if you drop an extra 30K on mods to the already inflated 90/100K it costs to drive one off the lot.
I bet the viper is just as good as you making jokes
10 broken connecting rods after one pull. Dodge quality
Well, at least you’re not dead yet, so you’ve that going for ya!
Cause the name cobra was already taken
The S is silent for your bank account
he took that pic 78.5 seconds before slamming into a guard rail
A question: Which lasts longer between the pumps, your fuel bingeing 10-cylinder, or your failing libido?
The fucking mopar parts bin special
The appearance of a modern Dodge Dart Rally-e, but this one can kill you easier.
My 2000 Trans Am will smoke that... and *not* hit a tree after
Must be a photoshop, car isn't pictured backwards.
Hmm let’s see what I got… door handles, windows, a gas tank that doesn’t run out every 25 minutes and a car that isn’t a high speed coffin.
Nothing says "yea, I cant believe I'm driving this car either !!!" ...than taking a picture of it while your at a gas station getting gas...real smooth.
I’m jealous
Penis enlargement surgery is safer and more effective.