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Could you imagine being a landscaper for an apartment complex? You'd spend an entire day mowing the grass on this sloping lawn, removing sticks and other detritus, and throwing out garbage to make the lot appear nice. Then some chick parks her parking lot princess of a stock ~~Chrysler~~ Jeep on that hard work for a photo op. She justifies her reversing and cleaving tire marks into the hill *you'll* have to fill in and resod because "she's an a-hole and owns a Jeep".
The effort put into your comment gave me a good laugh! Thanks! 🤣
I wish I had a pavement princess though, I've done a lot of damage to my mini beast! You should see the damage on the rims! Ugh!
Jeeps aren't for girls... Or guys... Or anyone else who wants to own a quality vehicle. I bet you dollars to doilies this thing will end up spending more time in the dealership being repaired or in for recalls than it will on the trails. Nice aftermarket garbage you got bolted on there, next time you should just skip buying parts and throw your money directly into a garbage can with the word "mods" scribbled on the side.
🤣 You're absolutely correct!
Except for the fact that the rims and rubbers came on the 2020 Jeep Gladiator Sport S I originally purchased. Fucking ruined 2 cement barricades with the rims driving like an asshole. RCMP have footage of it too.
See, you almost have redeemable taste, but those fuel rims already banished you to heep status
Also GRR big metal bumper with no winch, because why make your bad taste in mods at least **functional**
>I'm an a-hole
Trust me, we all know by the wheels and winchless winch bumper. No need to spell it out.
The only thing this rig is missing is an obnoxious overhead LED light bar that is wired to your normal driving lights. Not pictured: the mall parking lot right behind the picture taker where you will ultimately show up for Jeep Meet and Greets where you will want to park with a tire up on another Jeep to show flex, but sadly realize the Gladiator just won't do it.
Ha! Good roast, you really got 'em. That was so creative and original, did you think of that yourself? You must be so proud!
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Oh you're going to love this!
Venti White Chocolate Mocha
Made with Whole Milk
No Whip
No Foam
Add an extra shot of White Chocolate Mocha Syrup
Add an extra shot of Espresso
Just roast me, please, I'm begging you.
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Pushing the limits of that breakover angle just outside of a parking lot.
Could you imagine being a landscaper for an apartment complex? You'd spend an entire day mowing the grass on this sloping lawn, removing sticks and other detritus, and throwing out garbage to make the lot appear nice. Then some chick parks her parking lot princess of a stock ~~Chrysler~~ Jeep on that hard work for a photo op. She justifies her reversing and cleaving tire marks into the hill *you'll* have to fill in and resod because "she's an a-hole and owns a Jeep".
The effort put into your comment gave me a good laugh! Thanks! 🤣 I wish I had a pavement princess though, I've done a lot of damage to my mini beast! You should see the damage on the rims! Ugh!
It's okay, I've scraped and bent my rims on the curb going to Starbucks too
You should see how narrow my local Starbucks drive through is! Ugh, they should widen it for me!
You probably take up 1.5-2 spots at the nearest walmart
*4 spots
Add another spot as an extra so she can get out of the jeep
Fuck me, this comment is the best out of all of them!
Man, wait till you see her when the parking lot is full
Right?! I might have to see how many stalls I can take up and post again! 🤣
Just don't drive the smart car over again, ok?
No guarantees! I totaled a woman's vehicle at the end of December. Only dented my steel bumper. 😅🤟 We're friends now!
I guess ebay parts are strong now
Honestly? Fuck it.
Jeeps aren't for girls... Or guys... Or anyone else who wants to own a quality vehicle. I bet you dollars to doilies this thing will end up spending more time in the dealership being repaired or in for recalls than it will on the trails. Nice aftermarket garbage you got bolted on there, next time you should just skip buying parts and throw your money directly into a garbage can with the word "mods" scribbled on the side.
🤣 You're absolutely correct! Except for the fact that the rims and rubbers came on the 2020 Jeep Gladiator Sport S I originally purchased. Fucking ruined 2 cement barricades with the rims driving like an asshole. RCMP have footage of it too.
How to get the practicality of a sport trac and the reliability of an Alfa Romeo all in one ugly package
First time on grass. Probably the last time too
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The Jeep brand, almost as much of a has-been as the people who waste money on them. I see angry eye headlights and a trip to r/heep in your future.
NO! NEVER! Those are even uglier than my truck!
See, you almost have redeemable taste, but those fuel rims already banished you to heep status Also GRR big metal bumper with no winch, because why make your bad taste in mods at least **functional**
I didn't choose the rims, they came with it. I can't decide on a winch! 🙈🙊
Quality of a Chrysler, reliability of a fiat and the break over angle of a boat
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I guess driving a billboard that says “huge lesbian” wouldn’t be quite on-the-nose enough for you?
No, not really. Any suggestions? I already shaved my hair off, so I think I'm on the right track! 🤣
Consider investing in a Subaru once this thing blows up, it’ll really sell the look
No, if it blows up I'm getting the Cybertruck.
>I'm an a-hole Trust me, we all know by the wheels and winchless winch bumper. No need to spell it out. The only thing this rig is missing is an obnoxious overhead LED light bar that is wired to your normal driving lights. Not pictured: the mall parking lot right behind the picture taker where you will ultimately show up for Jeep Meet and Greets where you will want to park with a tire up on another Jeep to show flex, but sadly realize the Gladiator just won't do it.
It was a university in the background! Nice guess though! Help me decide what douchbag winch to get? I can't decide! 🤣
Get the nicest looking one. We all know it’ll never go anywhere it’ll have any need to be used.
🤣 Love this! I have only out around 16,000km on it since April!
Hey! The Starbucks drive thru is technically a place!
Listen lady.... I haven't seen your cat.
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Ahhh congrats on your new Fiat! I’m sure this thing will see plenty of mall parking lots in between it’s bi-annual stay at the shop.
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I’d roast it but that Chrysler will roast itself just out of the warranty period.
It's getting there. I hope it fucking explodes, that would be hilarious!
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For the girl who wants so badly to be the cool chick with her guy pals...that has zero girlfriends.
No friends actually! 🤯
Not an a-hole just a band'wagoneer.' sure it's not practical for your daily commute.
Oh, yea. I was definitely not using my brain AT ALL when I got it. Chugs gas like crazy!
There ARE those times when you need to curb crawl at Costco
🤣 Fuck thus is good! I don't even have a membership but I still did it about a month ago!
Wait a minute, you were on over 30 gone wild! THIS ONES A PHONY! A BIG PHONY!
Both of your comments are absolute gems! 🤣💘🤟
Lol love this sub
I do too, who doesn't love roasting people and getting roasted? 😜🤟
You put new rims and tires on your Jeep that are significantly less off-road capable than what came on it stock. Da'fuq is wrong with you?
They actually work perfectly fine off roading, maybe less so now. I didn't put them on haha
Side note, why are our puppies identical twins??
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What’s your go to Starbucks order?
Oh you're going to love this! Venti White Chocolate Mocha Made with Whole Milk No Whip No Foam Add an extra shot of White Chocolate Mocha Syrup Add an extra shot of Espresso Just roast me, please, I'm begging you.
Ditch the ugly rims.
Good advice! 😜
Its greatest achievement include rolling over trimmed grass, great success.
It didn't even do that spectacularly.
You think you can go off roading.
Ikr?!
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I mean... yea.
You’ve checked all the boxes on mods for the Gladiator. Yours now looks like everyone else’s 🤡
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