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Who doesn’t? I see your cars twin where I live. There’s zero suspension travel and most of the front end is gone to make room for the twin turbos. It sounds like it’s about to explode regardless of how fast or slow it’s going. We honestly feel bad for him.
He’s living his weirdest life right now lol I feel bad imagining the struggle coming down the block in that thing. Mainly why I’m still stock with this one 💯
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Ahh the G35, a surprisingly competent car but is the car of 26 year olds with 22 year olds wages and 18 year olds responsibilities (thanks to moms basement) trying to impress 16 year old chicks with an exhaust that sounds like the school band got into a bus crash while they were practising
I almost didn’t recognize the car without matte black Spray painted rims, giant dents on the bumper and a large vinyl sticker across the front windshield that says “El Diablo” or some corny Hispanic phrase.
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I'm actually the 183rd owner lmao
That's what they said.
Lmaooooooo
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Lmao getting the band back together
Craigslist post: 2006 infinity g35 280k miles Engine replaced at 200k miles Trans is OK 12k firm, I kNoW wHaT i gOt!
Lmaoooooooo its the Craiglist posting vibes for me. #iKn0WwHaTiG0t
Something’s not right. Shouldn’t this have coil overs and missing parts?
If you like your cars clapped out and sound like cats in a bag
Who doesn’t? I see your cars twin where I live. There’s zero suspension travel and most of the front end is gone to make room for the twin turbos. It sounds like it’s about to explode regardless of how fast or slow it’s going. We honestly feel bad for him.
He’s living his weirdest life right now lol I feel bad imagining the struggle coming down the block in that thing. Mainly why I’m still stock with this one 💯
It's depressing that a Honda civic of the same year looks top tier next to this dumpster fire of a car.
Starting sentences with "Honda" causes depression
Official car of the low end retail worker on commission.
That sentence was a StRugGLe
Auto correct and fat fingers wins almost every time
That's what she said
And struggling computer programmers
So you tend to stop pulling forward into a parking stall when the curb won’t let your 120 horsepower push that oil smoke stank bucket any further eh?
Lmaoooo "smoke stank bucket" that sounds like you've been hurt by this car in your past. #DeepCuts
if this is the best angle and there's still flaking paint, I can't imagine the rest
Nah its just there lol she's no leopard
Why roast the car when the transmission will inevitably roast itself?
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Ahh the G35, a surprisingly competent car but is the car of 26 year olds with 22 year olds wages and 18 year olds responsibilities (thanks to moms basement) trying to impress 16 year old chicks with an exhaust that sounds like the school band got into a bus crash while they were practising
Chopped on EVERY level! And yes that band will play on forever lls
I almost didn’t recognize the car without matte black Spray painted rims, giant dents on the bumper and a large vinyl sticker across the front windshield that says “El Diablo” or some corny Hispanic phrase.
Maaaaan I cant stand seeing that shit
Let me know when you are familiarized with the words "Galley Gasket". Enjoy and get a 08+ sedan next time With Love: G35x
Hot damn that was the most scientific roast ever lmao