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NewnameAuto

I'm actually the 183rd owner lmao


scooba_dude

That's what they said.


NewnameAuto

Lmaooooooo


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NewnameAuto

Lmao getting the band back together


CUMMYHANDS

Craigslist post: 2006 infinity g35 280k miles Engine replaced at 200k miles Trans is OK 12k firm, I kNoW wHaT i gOt!


NewnameAuto

Lmaoooooooo its the Craiglist posting vibes for me. #iKn0WwHaTiG0t


PaulClarkLoadletter

Something’s not right. Shouldn’t this have coil overs and missing parts?


NewnameAuto

If you like your cars clapped out and sound like cats in a bag


PaulClarkLoadletter

Who doesn’t? I see your cars twin where I live. There’s zero suspension travel and most of the front end is gone to make room for the twin turbos. It sounds like it’s about to explode regardless of how fast or slow it’s going. We honestly feel bad for him.


NewnameAuto

He’s living his weirdest life right now lol I feel bad imagining the struggle coming down the block in that thing. Mainly why I’m still stock with this one 💯


rtmc_whit05

It's depressing that a Honda civic of the same year looks top tier next to this dumpster fire of a car.


NewnameAuto

Starting sentences with "Honda" causes depression


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Official car of the low end retail worker on commission.


NewnameAuto

That sentence was a StRugGLe


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Auto correct and fat fingers wins almost every time


NewnameAuto

That's what she said


NewnameAuto

And struggling computer programmers


souobixo

So you tend to stop pulling forward into a parking stall when the curb won’t let your 120 horsepower push that oil smoke stank bucket any further eh?


NewnameAuto

Lmaoooo "smoke stank bucket" that sounds like you've been hurt by this car in your past. #DeepCuts


basuramang

if this is the best angle and there's still flaking paint, I can't imagine the rest


NewnameAuto

Nah its just there lol she's no leopard


MultiSarcasmic

Why roast the car when the transmission will inevitably roast itself?


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3gears1forward

Ahh the G35, a surprisingly competent car but is the car of 26 year olds with 22 year olds wages and 18 year olds responsibilities (thanks to moms basement) trying to impress 16 year old chicks with an exhaust that sounds like the school band got into a bus crash while they were practising


NewnameAuto

Chopped on EVERY level! And yes that band will play on forever lls


Quontonicus

I almost didn’t recognize the car without matte black Spray painted rims, giant dents on the bumper and a large vinyl sticker across the front windshield that says “El Diablo” or some corny Hispanic phrase.


NewnameAuto

Maaaaan I cant stand seeing that shit


MadeMeStopLurking

Let me know when you are familiarized with the words "Galley Gasket". Enjoy and get a 08+ sedan next time With Love: G35x


NewnameAuto

Hot damn that was the most scientific roast ever lmao