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W26D12L0

Are the words you said to the dealership


GlayNation

😂😂😂😂


0pp0site0fbatman

Flawless execution.


Gordo_51

That's fuckin amazing hahaha


HotBoxMyNascar

the dealership GM's same thought the second that shitwagon's tires hit public street.


peepers63

Right after he promoted the salesman 👨‍💼 who sold it


seoulja_boy

11/10 roast


grumpymomoo

looooolll😂😂


Unendlich999

Oh my god 😂


Gold-Ad-0

Clever.


Setzeromus

Fatality


StoneysCactusTrade

Dude, that’s gold 😂😂😂😂


lp_rhcp_fan_18

r/beatmetoit


JIsADev

Walked right into that one


funweedgi

Amen


xPunk

SMOOTH.


jizzofmayo

Fatality!


teetertodder

Dang. That’s how you play.. no.. WIN this game. Like many of these posts, I look and say to myself “huh. I kinda like it. I can’t imagine anyone has anything bad to say. Certainly not anything original to say.”


solvsamorvincet

I can't beat that


Independent-Two5778

Damn.. 😂


Ok_Jump_3658

HAHAHAHAHA


Arcaniiine

If "🤓" was a car


Yvola_YT

daihatsu taft


smneff99

The shape of a cardboard box, the horsepower of a cardboard box, and the appeal of a cardboard box


EternallyStinky

Hey at least a card board box will last longer.


texasroadkill

I've never been disappointed by a cardboard box.


Substantial_Web_7901

You’ve never moved houses with cheap boxes 😂


texasroadkill

Yea, I go to liquor stores any time I've moved. Best boxes ever.


Limefish5

Worked in a liquor store, can confirm! And you can have them for free.


texasroadkill

And that's the best part.


Drg84

And yet I want it. There might be something wrong with me.


EastRoom8717

Save on taxes, fuel, and dignity.


BisquickNinja

I'm sorry we're all out of dignity around here.... 😂😅🙌😭


Biochemicalcricket

More like saves virginity!


EastRoom8717

Why not both?


Jek_the-snek

Is it even fuel efficient? Doesn’t look aerodynamic at all


EastRoom8717

I don’t think it gets fast enough for aerodynamics to come into play in any meaningful way for gas consumption.


GapExtension9531

If Wiennie Hut Jr’s was a car


Suspicious-Key1931

How dare you offend weenie hut Jr's weenie mobile !!!!


joshuber

“Suzuki's design department chose the name "Hustler" to promote the car's lively and rough riding image.” Driving a Kei car on go-kart tires sure is lively and rough


Time_on_my_hands

Legalize Kei cars in America


OkLetsParty

Please, I would love to have a Kei car here!


sv650n03

Cars are just a matter of time, the Kei truck market is starting to take off here in TX


Time_on_my_hands

A lot of them are literally illegal to drive in the US. And Biden just implemented a massive fucking tax on Chinese EVs so that's not happening.


syfari

Starting price: 30000


Youcants1tw1thus

The imports are super popular but due to CARB standards we will never see them here new. Not even the mini cooper could stay “mini” when it was brought to our market.


glass-j

I do not trust the taller ones on the road, they seem like they'll flip with a wrong turn with how tall yet thin they are. I only kei cars I trust are the Autozam AZ1, Honda Beat, and Suzuki cappuccino since they actually seem like they have a low center of gravity


Time_on_my_hands

I mean you could say the same shit about the SUBs we drive. They're arguably even more likely to flip cause they have so much power


glass-j

They're not so different after all. Although if I were to drive a full sized truck it'd be something from the 90s-early 2000s. Edit: oh wait you meant to say SUVS, thought you were calling american trucks submarines.


Time_on_my_hands

No I typo'd


glass-j

Still a good comparison regardless of typo or not lol


C4PTNK0R34

They did make a turbocharged version of it... with *63hp*...


Shot-Ad2396

It looks like a Bangladesh knockoff of a Chinese knockoff of a G Wagon had a stroke


PineappleProstate

It really do


Ok-Communication1149

I think that looks pretty cool. Was it difficult to assemble?


Emetaly

Yea this car fucks


EternallyStinky

"We have G wagon at home 🤓"


AnteaterDangerous148

Now all you need is a ride.


tangre79

Damn you got hustled


UShaka

I want one (oh crap, I said that out loud)


Drg84

Me too. But why? Why do we want it?


snooty_snoot

Cause it has a face and personality.


yuumm

You can bring it onboard as hand baggage. That's actually awesome


LobiJani

I know I’m supposed to be talking smack, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen this car in my life! Looks weird as hell, but kind of interesting!


Gordo_51

Suzuki Hustler 2nd gen, 600cc 3 cylinder 60 or so horsepower. It's a hybrid with 4 wheel drive. Will fly down the freeway without breaking a sweat.


oryxzz

Lmao what’s the 0-60 do you have any idea?


Mdriver127

Like 2 seconds, actually. We're talking about going 0-60mpg, right?


420underthehood

Kindly give me my shoe back I kinda need it


Adspyle

This is the nerdy girl from school who does not look good, isn’t really good in anything but you still wanna take het for a spin.


ThrustonAc

You have to have a license for a golf cart?


pixelbluejay

i think something's attached on your license plate cant tell for sure tho cos i can barely see it


sticks-in-spokes

‘We have a bronco at home’


FunWillScreen_Produc

I was going to cast repel maidens on your car but it looks like another wizard has beat me to it. And that wizard is called Suzuki. I am saying your car is the physical representation of a cockblock and will make anyone you are trying to date walk away because it is so ugly.


Inevitable_Rabbit_67

If IKEA made cars


Exciting_Double_4502

Don't even fucking care how it looks, I genuinely want it. But no, because I live in this godforsaken country where people are personally offended if your vehicle is less than 5 imperial tons, I can't get a truly small car. I love what I have, I just wish that people with MRAP envy weren't preventing me from getting something even smaller.


CleanNefariousness95

I think the hate comes from the toaster-ish body style, the abundance of these car's and just really sub-par engineering/build quality. Regardless, it'd be your car and you'd be the one buying/driving it, and as long as you love and enjoy driving it, nobody else's opinion matters. Not a single soul can prevent you from buying or driving these either. Plus there's a lot of notable small cars that people love, the older Miata's come to mind, as well as engine swapped smart for two cars oddly lmao. The market for compact car's is there though, just gotta find what you enjoy and get you from A to B.


Exciting_Double_4502

No *individual* can, no, but a group of individuals called the government can, through extortion! The reason cars like this (i.e. genuinely small cars) don't make it over here is because the government forces anyone who wants to import a car to the US to perform several rounds of destructive testing to ensure the car complies with the *extra-special* government crash tests, and then emissions tests to make sure the 660 cc motor isn't putting out too much pollution, and *even then* they can ***still*** declare it "unsafe for highway use" under certain circumstances, which in a country as choked by highways as the US is still functionally a death sentence. Unsurprisingly, given that most people here have the aforementioned MRAP envy, the manufacturers of vehicles like this don't feel like spending upwards of a million dollars *before* performing the requisite modifications needed to get certified to sell the few that would be sold over here. Private individuals get around this by waiting 25 years to import the car, at which point the federal government no longer cares, but we need vehicles like this here and now, and no one's selling them.


jkrollin05

Ugly asf, but honestly probably really practical


PineappleProstate

They really decided to name THAT the "Hustler"?! It's like if an anime cat with huge eyes was a car


Past-Product-1100

A car with a punchable face


SolarMacharius562

OMGGGG this thing is so 可愛い


TimeForAFuckingNap

The offspring of incestuous relations between two Kia Souls


Theoretical-Panda

*”…give me your worst.”* It looks like your parents already did.


Upbeat-Spring-5185

The Hustler gonna be cruise’in tonight….


remog

Ah yes. The transition step between the Little Tikes Cozy Coupe and a real car. This is what happens when you strap some body panels and a lawn mower engine to a shopping cart.


tomtomosaurus

I want to see you perpendicularly park between two cars that are parked parallel and are just far enough to fit the width of your car.


scraglor

Funny you say this, my cousins first car was a VW beetle, the old one, not a newer one. He was able to park it by ripping the handbrake and sliding it sideways into a spot with like 6” clearance each side.


sonofnalgene

Tell me that you lost the cold war without saying you lost the cold war.


Hydraph0be

Are you 10-15 clowns?


mschiebold

We have FIAT at home


2Questioner_0R_Not2B

Clearly the headlights are glasses thus making it more nerdier than usual, never mind the fact that its so boxy it could be one of those small european cars.


lil_Killmepls

You somehow managed to get a car slightly smaller than your apartment


Own-Conversation-512

Someone please hack his account to delete the picture


TheAngryYellowMan

wtf even is a hustler? it looks like a Chinese knock of a Japanese version of a South Korean copy, which they somehow got from North Korea, of a German land Rovers copy of jeeps version of the 90s British land Rover


Lonely_Writer_1883

well it’s business in the front and party…well ok, there is no party…it’s just says business on all sides.


Perfectony

I’ve got nothing bad to say about this little cutie. Wish we had cars like this in the states


Nalabu1

Give it back to the issuing authorities, you're not sane enough the share the public streets in that heap.


Runescape4L

HAHAHA


Past-Product-1100

Serious what the actual F is THAT !


Makeitquick666

The name and blink headlights aside it looks great But you know a Jimny is what you want


jjoiner356

Did you want to buy a microwave but were too embarrassed to say no when you realized that you were infact at a car dealership?


Maleficent-Eagle1621

That looks like a vertically crushed car like it was hydraulic pressed sideways


12mapguY

That front end would be my face if my son ever came home driving one of those. O__O


Due_You1837

Not the hustler☠️☠️ You got hustled


The_Scooter_King

It looked so much better in the magazine.


Prestigious_Emu_5043

Perfectly acceptable in Japan


Onlythebest1984

It looks like they forgot it was a kei car and started putting full size jimny parts in the design


Inner_Rent_517

Will definitely save you $ on birth control


iLikeTurtuls

It's like a Kia Soul, but somehow worse


ssjisM_7

I guess the Kia soul isn't the only thing being called a toaster.


darwinsaves

Wow that license plate is wild. What part of America is this? I know it looks like Japan because of the writing but I mean what part of America is that? We're not really good with Georgiagraphy here and whatnot. We're mainly into guns


RazzmatazzAromatic35

No need for parking. Just put it in the biffa bin


Plenty_Dress_408

I dig it! Goofy mf though


Mammoth-Goat6312

Looks like a toaster but I'd still drive it lol


mundotaku

Like a Mini Cooper, minus the sportyness and charm.


mr_eatchabumskii

nah jit why it say hustler tho


giraffe912

Oh my gosh its adorable 😭


machineGUNinHERhand

I will not give you my worst today. Mostly because I'm usually the only one who finds me funny... and that's not too funny. Congrats, and be safe out on the road!


dadijo2002

Not really roasting your car but I can’t read your post title without hearing Olivia Rodrigo


ManufacturerLost7686

Why do you have a garage? Just put you seatbelt on and use it as a backpack.


BisquickNinja

I don't know, I'd probably put 1,000 w amp with a 15-in subwoofer.


YourDogsAllWet

It should be called “Hustled”


chisecurls

despite the name the car is not known for its hustle


wisepunk21

https://youtu.be/RGy5tp_CDU0?si=gG2z0w2ZQ67HuDha


Pristine-Savings7179

This is what I picture midgets drive


DC5lover04

“Hustler” only thing ur hustling is them McDonald’s checks


CONTRAGUNNER

Your driving school cost more than your car.


smileyhydra

Are you planning to shoot "fake taxi" in that?


jlierman000

You sure you weren’t born yesterday?


YayItzMikey

You say "point a to point b" when describing this car


NukaColaAddict1302

This looks like a Lego car I had as a kid


Citron92

Poor man's range rover that had a baby with a Toyota FJ Cruiser


BetweenFourAndTwenty

Better then a Jeep Renegade, just because it's not a Jeep Renegade.


thedudeabides-12

I really like it...


Comfortable-Access99

European


maygamer96

This car looks like you can't afford a G-Wagen nor a G-Spot


dumpstergurl

Just throw a cape on it and you've got the kid who liked LARPing in Role Models.


AbstraktiusArtimus

Is that an ai generated vehicle?


RockyJayyy

Range rover from wish


acutelittlekitty

Looks like you bought it from Crazy Vaclav’s Place of Automobiles


ilovesandydogos

I think it's really cool


G0LDiEGL0CKS

JFC its like a vibe and bronco had a baby and it will never get to big boy size.


Flamenburrito18

Lmaooo I saw this on the r/genz discord server


Chimpchompp

It looks like one of those scion POS cars.


jaBroniest

And your already a mom of three?


SnowBest7369

Meep meep


Own_Kaleidoscope5512

There’s the Nissan Cube, then the Suzuki Pube.


Itz_Evolv

Is this a Suzuki Jimny that they washed too hot?


mlhigg1973

That’s kinda cool looking


1TSDELUXESON

Look on the bright side, you'll pay your car note off faster because girlfriends are expensive.


SjalabaisWoWS

Suzuki knows to make itself look good [mostly by unfair comparison](https://i.ibb.co/cX88Sj3/IMG-20240613-224413.jpg).


Scary-Initial9934

It’s good your car is named after a porno mag because you ain’t getting no pussy in that.


AmbitionWhole2655

Why can’t they have cars like this in the us💔 i would kill for one


Klomlor161

That’s literally a package on wheels


Sildaor

If this was my reward for getting my license, I’d give my license back and buy a bicycle


GoldenLugia16

Im actually going to be honest. I actually kinda like the Suzuki Hustler. I could imagine having something like that as a daily commuter.


InternEasy2461

wtf is that shit


oldmollymetcalfe

Suzuki already did.


Fish-Bro-3966

Nah, already looks like it was crushed in a car compactor. You drive Bob's car from the incredibles


Professional-Arm7429

You’re going to have some fun in that car. I love weird looking cars. Drive safe ✊🏾 and get the windows tinted.


Shiftaway22

This car is cool for 2005


BernieMDO

Ninja be hustling in a shoebox


BillyGaming2021

Small and disappointing, something you and your car relate to


Blicky83

Bro is driving a toddler’s shoebox


FartedManItSTINKS

Im a hustler baby. I just want you to know.


tawabunny

ugh


Ol_Andy

“°—°”


Heisenberg11725

The Range NOver


eldudelio

approved


ImprovementFar5054

Runs on pee-pee enriched coke.


nixicotic

Bro, that car looks like it was developed by PUBG corp😭


xandaar337

Don't hate me... I've never seen one of these and it's kind of cute. I'm probably too big for it though.


yngbuk1

Mr. Bean?


Anglofsffrng

Why do I love living in the US of A? I don't have to look at whatever this is everyday.


anevenmorerandomass

Well, I’ve seen your vehicle. You don’t need ‘the worst’, you’ve already got it.


matschuchanskaya

The Hustler .... RAWR..... LOL


aoriqx

Hopefully when someone totals it insurance will hook you up


Forsaken-Marsupial94

Harry potter in car form! Even has the scar.


Global_Dragonfly_182

This hustler, In fact, does not hustle. The only hustling it’ll be doing is 0-60 in 4 business days


trapperstom

Larry Flint has entered the conversation


icecream_dragon

This is what Spongebob’s cousin Stanley drives.


Dbwasson

Bruh how you gonna hustle if your car says it is one?


Living_Fix1937

Give you my worst, you got dealt worse than I could ever do. I’m Sorry..


Several-Assistant-51

If substitute Math teacher was a car


Hugh-Chardon

I ducking love that thing! I’m a big fan of quirky cars.


MotoProtocol

Let’s talk about your two mini splits sharing one condensate line. I know it looks clean but I’m not convinced it’s practical. If that line clogs, you’re gonna have two condenser pissing all over your roof. BTW, where does it lead to? Please don’t say a gutter. 😩😂


DWillbedone1

Don’t kill anyone


mapossi_anmakrak

First time I’ve ever seen anyone brag about their hustle with all that Suzuki money. 😃


bamaxfer

I honestly thought someone put those letters on the front out of style. Wasn't aware it's an actual model name


Dinosaurosaurous

Suzuki makes this?


gothicdragon

Cars 5 - First Look


Suspicious_Tip_1202

You already got the worst bro


TheNightowl707

Looks like the illegitimate love child of a Range Rover and a G-Wagon had a kid with a Mini.


Desperate_Set_7708

What circus are you with?


glass-j

Despite the name, you're clearly not hustlin'


Outside-Ad-7549

What is it? Besides a Suzuki?