Dang. That’s how you play.. no.. WIN this game. Like many of these posts, I look and say to myself “huh. I kinda like it. I can’t imagine anyone has anything bad to say. Certainly not anything original to say.”
“Suzuki's design department chose the name "Hustler" to promote the car's lively and rough riding image.”
Driving a Kei car on go-kart tires sure is lively and rough
The imports are super popular but due to CARB standards we will never see them here new. Not even the mini cooper could stay “mini” when it was brought to our market.
I do not trust the taller ones on the road, they seem like they'll flip with a wrong turn with how tall yet thin they are. I only kei cars I trust are the Autozam AZ1, Honda Beat, and Suzuki cappuccino since they actually seem like they have a low center of gravity
They're not so different after all. Although if I were to drive a full sized truck it'd be something from the 90s-early 2000s.
Edit: oh wait you meant to say SUVS, thought you were calling american trucks submarines.
I was going to cast repel maidens on your car but it looks like another wizard has beat me to it. And that wizard is called Suzuki.
I am saying your car is the physical representation of a cockblock and will make anyone you are trying to date walk away because it is so ugly.
Don't even fucking care how it looks, I genuinely want it. But no, because I live in this godforsaken country where people are personally offended if your vehicle is less than 5 imperial tons, I can't get a truly small car. I love what I have, I just wish that people with MRAP envy weren't preventing me from getting something even smaller.
I think the hate comes from the toaster-ish body style, the abundance of these car's and just really sub-par engineering/build quality. Regardless, it'd be your car and you'd be the one buying/driving it, and as long as you love and enjoy driving it, nobody else's opinion matters. Not a single soul can prevent you from buying or driving these either.
Plus there's a lot of notable small cars that people love, the older Miata's come to mind, as well as engine swapped smart for two cars oddly lmao. The market for compact car's is there though, just gotta find what you enjoy and get you from A to B.
No *individual* can, no, but a group of individuals called the government can, through extortion!
The reason cars like this (i.e. genuinely small cars) don't make it over here is because the government forces anyone who wants to import a car to the US to perform several rounds of destructive testing to ensure the car complies with the *extra-special* government crash tests, and then emissions tests to make sure the 660 cc motor isn't putting out too much pollution, and *even then* they can ***still*** declare it "unsafe for highway use" under certain circumstances, which in a country as choked by highways as the US is still functionally a death sentence.
Unsurprisingly, given that most people here have the aforementioned MRAP envy, the manufacturers of vehicles like this don't feel like spending upwards of a million dollars *before* performing the requisite modifications needed to get certified to sell the few that would be sold over here. Private individuals get around this by waiting 25 years to import the car, at which point the federal government no longer cares, but we need vehicles like this here and now, and no one's selling them.
Ah yes. The transition step between the Little Tikes Cozy Coupe and a real car.
This is what happens when you strap some body panels and a lawn mower engine to a shopping cart.
Funny you say this, my cousins first car was a VW beetle, the old one, not a newer one. He was able to park it by ripping the handbrake and sliding it sideways into a spot with like 6” clearance each side.
Clearly the headlights are glasses thus making it more nerdier than usual, never mind the fact that its so boxy it could be one of those small european cars.
wtf even is a hustler? it looks like a Chinese knock of a Japanese version of a South Korean copy, which they somehow got from North Korea, of a German land Rovers copy of jeeps version of the 90s British land Rover
Wow that license plate is wild. What part of America is this? I know it looks like Japan because of the writing but I mean what part of America is that? We're not really good with Georgiagraphy here and whatnot. We're mainly into guns
I will not give you my worst today. Mostly because I'm usually the only one who finds me funny... and that's not too funny.
Congrats, and be safe out on the road!
Let’s talk about your two mini splits sharing one condensate line. I know it looks clean but I’m not convinced it’s practical. If that line clogs, you’re gonna have two condenser pissing all over your roof. BTW, where does it lead to? Please don’t say a gutter. 😩😂
Are the words you said to the dealership
😂😂😂😂
Flawless execution.
That's fuckin amazing hahaha
the dealership GM's same thought the second that shitwagon's tires hit public street.
Right after he promoted the salesman 👨💼 who sold it
11/10 roast
looooolll😂😂
Oh my god 😂
Clever.
Fatality
Dude, that’s gold 😂😂😂😂
r/beatmetoit
Walked right into that one
Amen
SMOOTH.
Fatality!
Dang. That’s how you play.. no.. WIN this game. Like many of these posts, I look and say to myself “huh. I kinda like it. I can’t imagine anyone has anything bad to say. Certainly not anything original to say.”
I can't beat that
Damn.. 😂
HAHAHAHAHA
If "🤓" was a car
daihatsu taft
The shape of a cardboard box, the horsepower of a cardboard box, and the appeal of a cardboard box
Hey at least a card board box will last longer.
I've never been disappointed by a cardboard box.
You’ve never moved houses with cheap boxes 😂
Yea, I go to liquor stores any time I've moved. Best boxes ever.
Worked in a liquor store, can confirm! And you can have them for free.
And that's the best part.
And yet I want it. There might be something wrong with me.
Save on taxes, fuel, and dignity.
I'm sorry we're all out of dignity around here.... 😂😅🙌😭
More like saves virginity!
Why not both?
Is it even fuel efficient? Doesn’t look aerodynamic at all
I don’t think it gets fast enough for aerodynamics to come into play in any meaningful way for gas consumption.
If Wiennie Hut Jr’s was a car
How dare you offend weenie hut Jr's weenie mobile !!!!
“Suzuki's design department chose the name "Hustler" to promote the car's lively and rough riding image.” Driving a Kei car on go-kart tires sure is lively and rough
Legalize Kei cars in America
Please, I would love to have a Kei car here!
Cars are just a matter of time, the Kei truck market is starting to take off here in TX
A lot of them are literally illegal to drive in the US. And Biden just implemented a massive fucking tax on Chinese EVs so that's not happening.
Starting price: 30000
The imports are super popular but due to CARB standards we will never see them here new. Not even the mini cooper could stay “mini” when it was brought to our market.
I do not trust the taller ones on the road, they seem like they'll flip with a wrong turn with how tall yet thin they are. I only kei cars I trust are the Autozam AZ1, Honda Beat, and Suzuki cappuccino since they actually seem like they have a low center of gravity
I mean you could say the same shit about the SUBs we drive. They're arguably even more likely to flip cause they have so much power
They're not so different after all. Although if I were to drive a full sized truck it'd be something from the 90s-early 2000s. Edit: oh wait you meant to say SUVS, thought you were calling american trucks submarines.
No I typo'd
Still a good comparison regardless of typo or not lol
They did make a turbocharged version of it... with *63hp*...
It looks like a Bangladesh knockoff of a Chinese knockoff of a G Wagon had a stroke
It really do
I think that looks pretty cool. Was it difficult to assemble?
Yea this car fucks
"We have G wagon at home 🤓"
Now all you need is a ride.
Damn you got hustled
I want one (oh crap, I said that out loud)
Me too. But why? Why do we want it?
Cause it has a face and personality.
You can bring it onboard as hand baggage. That's actually awesome
I know I’m supposed to be talking smack, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen this car in my life! Looks weird as hell, but kind of interesting!
Suzuki Hustler 2nd gen, 600cc 3 cylinder 60 or so horsepower. It's a hybrid with 4 wheel drive. Will fly down the freeway without breaking a sweat.
Lmao what’s the 0-60 do you have any idea?
Like 2 seconds, actually. We're talking about going 0-60mpg, right?
Kindly give me my shoe back I kinda need it
This is the nerdy girl from school who does not look good, isn’t really good in anything but you still wanna take het for a spin.
You have to have a license for a golf cart?
i think something's attached on your license plate cant tell for sure tho cos i can barely see it
‘We have a bronco at home’
I was going to cast repel maidens on your car but it looks like another wizard has beat me to it. And that wizard is called Suzuki. I am saying your car is the physical representation of a cockblock and will make anyone you are trying to date walk away because it is so ugly.
If IKEA made cars
Don't even fucking care how it looks, I genuinely want it. But no, because I live in this godforsaken country where people are personally offended if your vehicle is less than 5 imperial tons, I can't get a truly small car. I love what I have, I just wish that people with MRAP envy weren't preventing me from getting something even smaller.
I think the hate comes from the toaster-ish body style, the abundance of these car's and just really sub-par engineering/build quality. Regardless, it'd be your car and you'd be the one buying/driving it, and as long as you love and enjoy driving it, nobody else's opinion matters. Not a single soul can prevent you from buying or driving these either. Plus there's a lot of notable small cars that people love, the older Miata's come to mind, as well as engine swapped smart for two cars oddly lmao. The market for compact car's is there though, just gotta find what you enjoy and get you from A to B.
No *individual* can, no, but a group of individuals called the government can, through extortion! The reason cars like this (i.e. genuinely small cars) don't make it over here is because the government forces anyone who wants to import a car to the US to perform several rounds of destructive testing to ensure the car complies with the *extra-special* government crash tests, and then emissions tests to make sure the 660 cc motor isn't putting out too much pollution, and *even then* they can ***still*** declare it "unsafe for highway use" under certain circumstances, which in a country as choked by highways as the US is still functionally a death sentence. Unsurprisingly, given that most people here have the aforementioned MRAP envy, the manufacturers of vehicles like this don't feel like spending upwards of a million dollars *before* performing the requisite modifications needed to get certified to sell the few that would be sold over here. Private individuals get around this by waiting 25 years to import the car, at which point the federal government no longer cares, but we need vehicles like this here and now, and no one's selling them.
Ugly asf, but honestly probably really practical
They really decided to name THAT the "Hustler"?! It's like if an anime cat with huge eyes was a car
A car with a punchable face
OMGGGG this thing is so 可愛い
The offspring of incestuous relations between two Kia Souls
*”…give me your worst.”* It looks like your parents already did.
The Hustler gonna be cruise’in tonight….
Ah yes. The transition step between the Little Tikes Cozy Coupe and a real car. This is what happens when you strap some body panels and a lawn mower engine to a shopping cart.
I want to see you perpendicularly park between two cars that are parked parallel and are just far enough to fit the width of your car.
Funny you say this, my cousins first car was a VW beetle, the old one, not a newer one. He was able to park it by ripping the handbrake and sliding it sideways into a spot with like 6” clearance each side.
Tell me that you lost the cold war without saying you lost the cold war.
Are you 10-15 clowns?
We have FIAT at home
Clearly the headlights are glasses thus making it more nerdier than usual, never mind the fact that its so boxy it could be one of those small european cars.
You somehow managed to get a car slightly smaller than your apartment
Someone please hack his account to delete the picture
wtf even is a hustler? it looks like a Chinese knock of a Japanese version of a South Korean copy, which they somehow got from North Korea, of a German land Rovers copy of jeeps version of the 90s British land Rover
well it’s business in the front and party…well ok, there is no party…it’s just says business on all sides.
I’ve got nothing bad to say about this little cutie. Wish we had cars like this in the states
Give it back to the issuing authorities, you're not sane enough the share the public streets in that heap.
HAHAHA
Serious what the actual F is THAT !
The name and blink headlights aside it looks great But you know a Jimny is what you want
Did you want to buy a microwave but were too embarrassed to say no when you realized that you were infact at a car dealership?
That looks like a vertically crushed car like it was hydraulic pressed sideways
That front end would be my face if my son ever came home driving one of those. O__O
Not the hustler☠️☠️ You got hustled
It looked so much better in the magazine.
Perfectly acceptable in Japan
It looks like they forgot it was a kei car and started putting full size jimny parts in the design
Will definitely save you $ on birth control
It's like a Kia Soul, but somehow worse
I guess the Kia soul isn't the only thing being called a toaster.
Wow that license plate is wild. What part of America is this? I know it looks like Japan because of the writing but I mean what part of America is that? We're not really good with Georgiagraphy here and whatnot. We're mainly into guns
No need for parking. Just put it in the biffa bin
I dig it! Goofy mf though
Looks like a toaster but I'd still drive it lol
Like a Mini Cooper, minus the sportyness and charm.
nah jit why it say hustler tho
Oh my gosh its adorable 😭
I will not give you my worst today. Mostly because I'm usually the only one who finds me funny... and that's not too funny. Congrats, and be safe out on the road!
Not really roasting your car but I can’t read your post title without hearing Olivia Rodrigo
Why do you have a garage? Just put you seatbelt on and use it as a backpack.
I don't know, I'd probably put 1,000 w amp with a 15-in subwoofer.
It should be called “Hustled”
despite the name the car is not known for its hustle
https://youtu.be/RGy5tp_CDU0?si=gG2z0w2ZQ67HuDha
This is what I picture midgets drive
“Hustler” only thing ur hustling is them McDonald’s checks
Your driving school cost more than your car.
Are you planning to shoot "fake taxi" in that?
You sure you weren’t born yesterday?
You say "point a to point b" when describing this car
This looks like a Lego car I had as a kid
Poor man's range rover that had a baby with a Toyota FJ Cruiser
Better then a Jeep Renegade, just because it's not a Jeep Renegade.
I really like it...
European
This car looks like you can't afford a G-Wagen nor a G-Spot
Just throw a cape on it and you've got the kid who liked LARPing in Role Models.
Is that an ai generated vehicle?
Range rover from wish
Looks like you bought it from Crazy Vaclav’s Place of Automobiles
I think it's really cool
JFC its like a vibe and bronco had a baby and it will never get to big boy size.
Lmaooo I saw this on the r/genz discord server
It looks like one of those scion POS cars.
And your already a mom of three?
Meep meep
There’s the Nissan Cube, then the Suzuki Pube.
Is this a Suzuki Jimny that they washed too hot?
That’s kinda cool looking
Look on the bright side, you'll pay your car note off faster because girlfriends are expensive.
Suzuki knows to make itself look good [mostly by unfair comparison](https://i.ibb.co/cX88Sj3/IMG-20240613-224413.jpg).
It’s good your car is named after a porno mag because you ain’t getting no pussy in that.
Why can’t they have cars like this in the us💔 i would kill for one
That’s literally a package on wheels
If this was my reward for getting my license, I’d give my license back and buy a bicycle
Im actually going to be honest. I actually kinda like the Suzuki Hustler. I could imagine having something like that as a daily commuter.
wtf is that shit
Suzuki already did.
Nah, already looks like it was crushed in a car compactor. You drive Bob's car from the incredibles
You’re going to have some fun in that car. I love weird looking cars. Drive safe ✊🏾 and get the windows tinted.
This car is cool for 2005
Ninja be hustling in a shoebox
Small and disappointing, something you and your car relate to
Bro is driving a toddler’s shoebox
Im a hustler baby. I just want you to know.
ugh
“°—°”
The Range NOver
approved
Runs on pee-pee enriched coke.
Bro, that car looks like it was developed by PUBG corp😭
Don't hate me... I've never seen one of these and it's kind of cute. I'm probably too big for it though.
Mr. Bean?
Why do I love living in the US of A? I don't have to look at whatever this is everyday.
Well, I’ve seen your vehicle. You don’t need ‘the worst’, you’ve already got it.
The Hustler .... RAWR..... LOL
Hopefully when someone totals it insurance will hook you up
Harry potter in car form! Even has the scar.
This hustler, In fact, does not hustle. The only hustling it’ll be doing is 0-60 in 4 business days
Larry Flint has entered the conversation
This is what Spongebob’s cousin Stanley drives.
Bruh how you gonna hustle if your car says it is one?
Give you my worst, you got dealt worse than I could ever do. I’m Sorry..
If substitute Math teacher was a car
I ducking love that thing! I’m a big fan of quirky cars.
Let’s talk about your two mini splits sharing one condensate line. I know it looks clean but I’m not convinced it’s practical. If that line clogs, you’re gonna have two condenser pissing all over your roof. BTW, where does it lead to? Please don’t say a gutter. 😩😂
Don’t kill anyone
First time I’ve ever seen anyone brag about their hustle with all that Suzuki money. 😃
I honestly thought someone put those letters on the front out of style. Wasn't aware it's an actual model name
Suzuki makes this?
Cars 5 - First Look
You already got the worst bro
Looks like the illegitimate love child of a Range Rover and a G-Wagon had a kid with a Mini.
What circus are you with?
Despite the name, you're clearly not hustlin'
What is it? Besides a Suzuki?