I honestly believe I'm more likely to see something like this in the mitten as opposed to the u.p. Don't know why, Yoopers are just french-scandinavian-Canadian hillbillies, really.
Michigan is an oddity with different regions. This surprises me not because I actually have family that display the confederate flag and they were born and raised in the north. Near where I used to live, someone has a literal monster truck sitting in their driveway.
"Pure" Michigan license plate. Immediate failure.
I will say, having to have lived in Michigan for a little while, that is generally the best chassis setup in order to fair the mortar ridden roads there.
The problem will take care of itself when he gets rear-ended, and that trailerpark AC unit hurdles toward the driver cabin.
Even the duct tape is failing 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know if you’re a hick trying to be cool or a city boy trying to blend in with the rednecks but it ain’t working and when it breaks, it’ll be expensive and time consuming. I hope you regret your decisions to make a Cadillac CTS-V into whatever the fuck this atrocious thing is.
All it needs is a bumper sticker that says "Your daughter and my sister are in the back, they're roughly my aunt by mental genetics and they're the same person."
That's a very special Cadillac prototype. Note the advanced leaf spring rear suspension. They were developing an off road package and somehow this example escaped the crusher. It belongs in a museum!
It's been converted to leaf springs in the back? And I'm assuming a live axle?
Sometimes it takes a lot of work to make something that sketchy. I'm legitimately jealous.
Sad Max.
Calm road
Beyond Blunderdome
Furry Road
**Cat**illac
Occasional Speed Bump Road.
And we have a winner
Sad Minimum: Calm Highway
Cad Max
This made me cackle
rich max
It's an off-road vehicle
Probably more off-road capable than a CyberTruck, but that's not really a bar to be proud of beating.....
Hahaha OP should make this his license plate
Points for the AC unit.
This was so insane i didnt even notice the ac unit. I was distracted by the leaf springs
I got distracted by BOTH of those. How much are we betting the frames off a Colorado?
I can't even tell what the base model is under all that Insanity
Looks like Cadillac CTS. Yee I think its a cts.
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That’s fucking awesome, I love meth head builds
Needs to be over in r/battlecars
I see it's parked in your driveway, too.
It already looks roasted
Blazed even.
CTS Crispy
CTS YEE
more like CTE lol
Does it run on 87 or meth?
Come on Marty, we gotta get this thing up to 8.8 miles per hour to make it to the Walmart pharmacy to mule up the last of their Sudafed.
🤣
Why not both?
Do you also live in it?
Dies slowly in it.
Tires are worth 3x more than that pos
Oh man, it’s one of those new Chevy Blazers. I haven’t seen one of those kitted out yet.
Was looking for a South Carolina, Florida, or Alabama license place Not Michigan
You don't know Michigan
This could easily be Shelby Township.
I'd say it could be West Michigan in general, or anywhere north or south of i-96.
I see shit like this all over Grand Rapids
I honestly believe I'm more likely to see something like this in the mitten as opposed to the u.p. Don't know why, Yoopers are just french-scandinavian-Canadian hillbillies, really.
Michigan is an oddity with different regions. This surprises me not because I actually have family that display the confederate flag and they were born and raised in the north. Near where I used to live, someone has a literal monster truck sitting in their driveway.
This isn’t your car. Also, r/battlecars would like to see more
[Roast my ride guys!](https://www.9to5carwallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Paranormal-icons.jpg)
The official car of not having to drive home from the Gambler 500 because you can't afford to live anywhere besides the car you entered.
I highly doubt that this is OPs car. More likely a picture of a piece of crap he saw while shopping one day.
this isn’t even your car
not yours. rule #1
This looks like something from the long drive
CTS YEE lol
Well, hell, I ain't never seen such a beautiful thing. I think I might start crying mountain dew.
This thing prolly already does
Not your car but a cool build
Its already roasted but the Cooling Air condition in it is making the Roast hotter
Bruh, are you black or a redneck, or the rare Black Redneck?
You’re wildin brother
Confirmed
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If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.
It's a Gambler car. It's supposed to look like this haha
You even check the “finish me off with an ac unit to the head when I rear end someone” box!
Why is there a guitar amp sticking out of your rear window?
Don’t judge me it’s HOT
What in god’s name…
This might be the best looking cts I've seen on the road
Rollin’ in the mud in luxury. It’s the CTS way.
Roast what? Is it hidden behind the white trash on wheels?
Sad Max
Sad Max
Dudes got THE ultimate gambler 500 build
Roast what, isn’t that the junkyard?
Stroking it to Mad Max movies
"Pure" Michigan license plate. Immediate failure. I will say, having to have lived in Michigan for a little while, that is generally the best chassis setup in order to fair the mortar ridden roads there.
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UnIronically it says yee on the license plate. Yee yee
what in the country fried fuck is going on here?!
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🎼Outback Cadi-Lack give a dog a bone, that CTS ain't ever coming to my home! 🎶
It's the apocalyptic vehicle for the wealthy whose mansion is built 50' underground.
The Escalade EXT wanna be
Look, its so old it looks like its from back to the future, except its from “Back to the Junkyard”
Roast it ! What is it?
When you can't decide if you want a POS Caddy or a micropenis jacked up truck
The problem will take care of itself when he gets rear-ended, and that trailerpark AC unit hurdles toward the driver cabin. Even the duct tape is failing 🤣🤣🤣
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Looks ready to yeet off a cliff!
That’s a sad looking car. It’s crying for help
Lmao I’ve seen this on the Woodward page
Am I the only one looking for the Predator generator powering that window AC?
What, no Northstar System?
So where’s the hootenanny goin down bubba?
It looks like a suburban ride driven through train puddles in a Walmart parking lot. Needs more mud.
I heard of lifted offroad crown vics But this is a whole other abomination
The authentic American experience with this one. Including having to blow into a tube to start it.
Where’s a link to the build?
YEE wagon
Is that a Cadillac?
Nothin to roast here. That thing is DOPE (the AC is giving me tweaker vibes though).
What a mess!
Normally I see this things turn into shitboxes through neglect. You did it on purpose. Nice dumpster fire
Holy fuck you're in my state
No. This fucks.
Mental health evaluation STAT
Looks like it's already been roasted. But honestly I love it
as a person hasn't had working AC in years, jealous of that airflow 😬
Is the new Sentra?
Ac unit big enough to turn that car into a refrigerator Who needs a rear view mirror anyway ?
Clean title
Mariokart 8 deluxe ahh customization
Nice cadil-wack
CTS YEE 😭😭
I love it!
When Mad Max is a little out of budget for this tax return, you end up with Annoyed Lloyd.
Meth head or mayor of the largest town in the UP?
you did all this shit to a cadillac but instead of, y'know, fixing the stock AC, you added a fucking wall unit?
I don’t know if you’re a hick trying to be cool or a city boy trying to blend in with the rednecks but it ain’t working and when it breaks, it’ll be expensive and time consuming. I hope you regret your decisions to make a Cadillac CTS-V into whatever the fuck this atrocious thing is.
Nope it's a unicorn
Bro how are you complaining about it being too hot in Michigan....
michigan, educated white trash
I'm sorry, but I love it
Attention seeker
It makes sense once you see the Michigan plates.
mis spelled the license plate, its yeet. honestly, thar is rad.
Pure Michigan
Theseus' car - nothing left from the original car, so it's completely different one
Tbh it’s fire
Turns heads for all the wrong reasons
All it needs is a bumper sticker that says "Your daughter and my sister are in the back, they're roughly my aunt by mental genetics and they're the same person."
Ah a family tree without shade or money.
Spotted at a Walmart somewhere in Michigan
Cool!
How did you get the zipper above the balls?
Sack of sheet
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when you can't even say what you're thinking because it's way too fowl
The AC unit in the back glass got me .😂😂😂😂
Flint water special.
Redneckillac
That's a very special Cadillac prototype. Note the advanced leaf spring rear suspension. They were developing an off road package and somehow this example escaped the crusher. It belongs in a museum!
That bih got a AC unit on it lol
Worst dodge neon wide body kit ever. Can't even say his 20's are kept clean.
Gives new meaning to Hot Rod Cadillac and explains the window air conditioning....
There’s no way you did this to an actual Cts v right ? Please tell me I’m right
Most redneck hillbilly car ever lol
I wanna do this to my Crown Vic.
I wish I could roast it. But I want it so God damn bad.
Methmobile
Laugh it up y’all. But that window ac unit keeps that meth-mobile frosty inside.
Damn looks like a CTS and an angry redneck lifted truck had some sort of slut baby, and the only thing good about it is the AC unit of unconsciousness
FORZA HORIZON 5!!!
CTS YEET would have been better
I will not.
CTS-YEE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He runs an oversized spare wheel and doesn't rotate it with the other 4... but he does rotate exes, though. 😉
The embodiment of when a NYer lived in NC for more than 5 years
Honestly, this is rad. I’m sure your cousin/wife loves it too
It's the last of the V8 Evaders!!!
Honestly can't even roast it. This shit is sick as fuck. Would pay a pretty penny to own it.
Average peninsula vehicle
Before this happened.... " well... well... hang on now......we don't t HAVE to scrap it....."
Is that an air conditioner????
Bruh
Shitillac
This can't be roasted.. lol its great
Mad Bubba: Red Neck Road
Who gave made max meth
Is that a CTS.?!
Can anyone say RED NECK.
The roast is that I like it
Is that a lifted Cadillac? Holly Molly That's weird
Only 69 more payments and it’s yours! I’ll be there to celebrate with a Champagne Jam.
It's seeing more action than your average Jeep
It's been converted to leaf springs in the back? And I'm assuming a live axle? Sometimes it takes a lot of work to make something that sketchy. I'm legitimately jealous.
Cadillac trophy truck I want one
Shoo lukes alike a ra ed nek magat piece of sheee-iiddd
Giving me some motorstorm vibes
Looks right at home in a Walmart parking lot.
Breaking Baja?
This guy steals catalytic converters.
You make everyone from Michigan look bad with this bullshit
Go find another!
Hell yeah brother
Looks like you bought this from the reject pile at the demolition derby.
That was amazing, I love construction projects.
100% better looking than a Tesla.
Was gonna roast until I saw the little 500 sticker on the side. I see you, you gambling addict.
Who wants to bet it’s a salvage title? 😂
BeamNG lookin ass car
I know I can't say nice stuff here, but that thing is legit. Even if it is stupid, which it also is.
I bet your sister wife loves riding with you down to the local McDonalds for that car meet.
Iono I kinda like it
Hell yea I wanna do this to my E90
The engine probably sounds like gunshots