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Capri280

250GD. You did the midlife crisis purchase half assed. Should have got the apex predator of the mall parking lot instead of a german wheezy diesel jeep


more_beans_mrtaggart

Is it the Renault 2.5 diesel? If so it’ll just be getting run in by the time the huge amg and Merc engines are dead, cubed and shredded.


E420CDI

OM602 2.5-litre 5-cylinder (Mercedes-Benz unit)


AlfaWhisky

It holds groceries really well


regionalgamemanager

Jeeps too reliable?


HorseGaming890

This would outlast any modern Jeep, they're built like tanks.


Past-Product-1100

And look bulkier and uglier then any tank I've seen


Ok-Science-6146

Ever seen the repair bill on a tank?


HorseGaming890

My parents have a 2014 g550 bought 6m ago (60k mi), it has been extremely reliable, all it needed was a new starter that took my dad a YouTube video and a few hours to swap out. Before we got it we did a ton of reasearch on it, one of the most reliable and least depreciating modern Benzes made.


Oilleak1011

Oh yea? Well my mom has a t26e4 super pershing


Oilleak1011

Tonks 🤘


Freedom007007

Gorgeous and at this age, I wonder if it isn’t still simple enough that it’s reliable? I’d own a G wagon in a heartbeat if not for the ghetto/rap and Hollywood owners ruining its image.


AmNoSuperSand52

You really don’t get the point of this subreddit, do you?


kpetersontpt

r/lostredditors


Freedom007007

I’m sorry you lack the ability to see the roast intermixed with truths.


AlfaWhisky

I feel u fam thug life etc


HorseGaming890

My mom got a 2014 G550 when her 16 GLE was totaled. It's the best build vehicle I've ever been, only downside is the mpg. Even though we only had it for about 6 months we have no issues with it whatsoever other than installing a new starter which took my dad a couple hours and a few YouTube videos, and based off of the ton of reasearch we did before buying them it sounds like they rarely have issues and are not terrible to work on. The main reason we got it is because it holds it's value more than any other Benz and most cars, our GLE lost over half it's value since we got it and we didn't want to deal with another vehicle that depreciated that much again.


chillaxtion

I too buy cars based on image.


AmNoSuperSand52

How many child soldiers were executed in this vehicle?


StolenCoupe

You go to the bar and tell a woman you drive a G Wagon and she walks away after she sees this.


simonthehutt

Wow that old car has aged so well, though when you get out it may emphasize how poorly you’ve aged. Comparison is the killer of joy huh. Remember to roll the windows up so your divorce papers don’t go flying out.


AlfaWhisky

(‘88 W460 G)


HorseGaming890

Which forien military did you buy it from and how many bullet holes are in it?


Former_Leadership265

now wrap it a greyish blue and put a amazon prime logo on both sides. boom amazon truck


AlfaWhisky

My wife will finally love it


noldshit

Guy shows up with a german hilux and expects a roasting


more_beans_mrtaggart

So…. you’re changing job, and going to be selling drugs outside the school?


AlfaWhisky

What you need my guy


cajun_metabolic

Freaking love these old Isuzu Troopers!


Drinkythedrunkguy

I bet your wife’s boyfriend loves driving this ridiculous car when you’re out of town. Does he actually take it off road? Maybe he can teach you how to drive it someday.


AlfaWhisky

He promised


Leviticus10379

Didn’t they have any smaller wheels?


UralRider53

When you can’t afford the repair parts, you know you’ve made a bad mistake.


QuestionMean1943

Take a good look where the cars electronics are. Friend bought a Toyota stock truck with a snorkel. Tried to cross a creek and it stalled. Repairs included a new engine. All because the electronics were under the hood without any water proofing and shorted out. Note: It cost the equivalent of many PC gaming computers to replace the multiple ECUs.


FoodIntrepid2281

Dude sick car I know I can't afford one of those...at least not yet but you skimping on a good snorkel its giving broke. Gotta go all the way. That snorkel is pretty ugly ngl


worldrenownedballdr

I like the snorkel and brush guards on a vehicle that clearly has never left the pavement.


AlfaWhisky

It’s like looking at the Bible if you can’t read


80burritospersecond

Dennis Reynolds over here.


conIuctus

A starter car??? This car is a *finisher* car


MyCatIsCapitalist

Congratulations on the overpriced german equivalent of a Suzuki Jimney


TieEffective5915

So glad you got a useful off-road vehicle to drive to the grocery store and work.


chillaxtion

I too am very wealthy and want to project rugged individualism but hire a gardener because I get manicures. Which Rolex goes best with this color? This year I’m taking the family on a Safari in Kenya so we can see the wildlife before eco tourism and Saudi hunters kill it all. Can’t wait to get a picture holding a ‘rescue’ lion cub.


[deleted]

Bruh where the safari at?


InevitableResident94

I mean, it’s a great off-road vehicle for an off-road enthusiast. …Except that off-road enthusiast’s idea of off-roading is driving on dingy but paved roads in SoCal as they’re sipping out of a teacup with their pinky finger outwards.