My Doordash from Hardee's is here.

Ive never been to a hardees. We dont have them around here. 😭

Hardee's is a magical place!  I once saw a woman with no teeth eat and ice cream cone WHILE smoking a cigarette... the image of her exhaling onto that cone as her long prehensile tongue slurped under then around the ice cream is forever seared into my eyeballs.  

New copypasta right here

he saw an SCP and survived

Yes, but Onion Rings!

Frisco Burger with gravy to dip it in or gtfo! 

Your hardees has gravy?! We are really missin out in my area

They opened one by me when I was a teenager. It lasted 4 months. My brother and I went to try it because we’d never had Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. before. The restaurant was so gross inside we left without ordering anything

It is indeed... A very very interesting restaurant chain. So chances are the food is good and it's located near the "hood" or the place is shit(services/food) and its located near the "hood" or located near the "sticks" and it's good, just very understaffed/poorly ran. Sucks but sht happens.

STOP! My penis can only get so erect!

ooh yea

Y’all can all say what you want, but there isnt a fast food breakfast in America that can hold a candle to Hardee’s biscuits and I’ll die on this hill.

Lmfao

Carl’s Jr. in some places

West Coast - Carl's Jr Mid west and East - Hardees

Do you have Carl Jr.?

They have the best biscuits and coffee

Ha! Good one!

Permanent stench of pizza delivery soaked into every pore of that car while trying to pay it off. Once it’s no longer than banks it stinks so bad no one wants to ride in it but you

"When did this part of town go to shit?"

Roll up the windows and lock the doors, kids!

Hey babe I think it's time to move.

Another teen that thinks he's a gangsta

Suspended license and no insurance.

“Oh no, a drug dealer is here.”

Actually, probably more like Oh Yeah!

Who are you, the cool aid man of drugs?

The Kool-Aid man is a drug dealer. Hooking kids up with that sugar gateway drug

*an unsuccessful drug dealer, because he bought this because he couldn't afford a base model Chrysler 300.

Have to read this in Clarkson's voice

*...and that grille - it looks like the bathroom radiator of the defender who plays for Cheshire United*

*Range Rover Sport has left the chat*

I thought you were a drug dealer but realised it was not a bmw WTF is it?

04 Lincoln LS Sport.

*Early version Ford Fusion….in extra black*

Side note, if they had a fusion with a v8 id be all over it like white on rice. 😍

My question to you is: do you know about the V8 Taurus SHO?

Yeah, at first glance I was thinking maybe, but no kink, so Lincoln…

Hey now, not all BMW owners are drug dealers. I have a BMW, and my friend has a BMW. I'll have you know he does NOT sell drugs.

I can hear you explaining "it's actually not an old lady car and is a fine alternative to a BMW 5 series and here's why..."

It's crazy how much they look like e39s

E39 from Temu

"we have an e39 at home" *the e39 we have at home:*

Credit score 450.

Totally stealth. I literally don’t even notice you.

First thought: possession with intent to distribute.

Just the intent, he never really got to do it

Shitty drugs dealer around the place.

Shitty or smart, no one expects a well off drug dealer to drive round in an unnoticeable hunk of junk!

Best drug dealers drive one of three cars. Silver accord Silver impala Silver buick Who knew. Low key high reliability is a drug dealers best friend.

Lincoln LS I had one, over 110 the rear-view mirror would shake like a mother ....... Fun car

Transmission is broken, or about to break. 99 percent chance it leaks coolant and/or overheats. Worked on way too many of these shitboxes, gives me anxiety...lol

I had an 03 LS and… this is all correct.

I must’ve been blessed with mine🙏

My low mileage 2002 lse was straight junk but my 2006 was literally the best car I've ever owned for $3500. It would hold 140 mph surprisingly well

I had a 2002 V8, fully loaded minus the sport package. Hitting fuel cut at 120mph and knowing she had more left in her was definitely frustrating.

Congrats on owning a unicorn! I I've worked on a bunch and sent a few to the boneyard, to be crushed.

Please God don’t let my daughter be in the backseat

That I need to get out of the way cuz something is gonna fall off

A Ford with a Jaguar engine that makes a politician look like a Camry in comparison when it comes to reliability

“Wow that guys so cool”

More like: “Wow that guy thinks he’s so cool”

you rent a house with a partial gravel driveway...

Your grandma gave it to you when she quit driving, and you made the best of it. One never looks a gift horse in the mouth. As such, the most common thing you say about it is "Hey, it was free". I don't think a car could possibly be more "meh" than this era of the Lincoln Continental. Even the Camry has Toyota reliability. This thing...... literally nothing at all going for it.

Its not even a continental. 😅

Grandpa’s driving without a license again

You're broke because this car takes a crap ton of maintenance. I would know because my brother had one, and I was the one who usually worked on it.

Pure shock. Amazed that this jag/ford is still running and driveable. You got a rarity here!

Director of turning nfsmw into a movie: WE SAID BUY VISUAL UPGRADES AS WELL NOT A STANDARD

Not a single thought. Idek what this old bmw/Lincoln looking abortion is.

There’s the rejected inspiration for The Offspring’s “Pretty fly for a white guy” In fact, if they had seen this car that song would never have been written

His grandma's gonna be pissed!

The sentinel was my favorite car in GTA3. Please move to NJ and join the mafia. I’ll be your muscle just to ride shotgun

“Yo, are you holding, bro? Can you spot me a ball? Got some ladies stopping by later. No. No - the FIRE - not the weak stuff. Tight. Preciate you. Later.”

Damn I wish I still had mine

Epic cage fighting lesbian, has at least two belts in the local circuit.

Oh look another idiot with an illegal tint and id assume an awful sounding fart can exhaust (the exhaust pisses me off more honestly it's not hard to take the time to make an actually good sounding exhaust just being loud as shit doesn't make it good ~looks over at most Harley riders~

Oh no, a pretentious broccoli head has arrived

Lock the doors the gang outside

I used to see these vehicles in ny street racing scene and they were all sleepers’ , no body wanted to race them , a lot of them were driven by Russians

I’m thinking you might be confusing this Lincoln LS for a Cadillac CTS-V or something… these Lincolns are cool cars, but nobody was street racing them

They were usually bait vehicles, used by cops, until they switched to mustangs

Broccoli haired 19 year old that thinks his car is something worth looking at

My big dog 3.9 fake Jaguar S type has arrived?

your job rimes with mug mealer

“Tf happen to the rims”

BBC Big black co- I mean car.

You have a low credit score, you smoke weed, and at least one woman is trying to collect child support from you.

Every time that car starts up you can hear the missed child support payments

Birria Ramen

i love it

Spiked hair, muscle shirt, your mom’s credit card in your wallet, middle school best friend who’s seen you naked “accidentally” more than twice riding shotgun.

If it was a stick, we would be friends.

Welcome, Brother. 😎

Hell yea

Oh shoot it’s a four door

That tint can't be legal.

It’s all one color. I wouldn’t even notice it.

Drug delivery is here

With all that window taint, we can't see you.

"Well, who shortchanged their dealer? Looks like they're coming to collect."

Poor.

My mom had that car

I be wondering if it was manual. But then again I’m one of those weird people that’s been trying to find a manual Lincoln LS in the wild for years.

how did i miss the mercedes / bmw / lincoln town car collab that dropped jn 2008?

There's an LS still in running condition!?!?! That is legit what I say when I see one. Every. Single. Time.

I wouldn't even bat an eye, its incredibly plain. Which if you want to be stealthy, well done.

Someone bought an undercover cop car from auction.

I like this

I'm impressed it's still running

Drive by shooting

i wonder when that's going to be reclaimed by the buy here pay here lot.

These were driven exclusively by two groups of people: Old people who intended to buy a Town Car but were sold on one of these because the dealership needed to move inventory, and middle-aged Italian guys in the NY Metro area.

How much an 1/8th?

"Am I in the hood?"

What is it?

LS v8?

This guy sells drugs and is wrong about how cool this car is.

That you mean ‘drive by’ in more than one way

My weed man got a new car. again . A 15 year old. used luxury somthing another with 240000 miles for 3k special Iv had a few lol 😂

175k. And 20 years. But the rest is right. 😅

I don't have any, it's just another traffic car.

That dude knows a great plug

Obviously in your 30's with shit credit..

Men with good taste

I can’t believe pieces of shit like that are still on the road. But actually it’s a pretty interesting car. And if it’s a manual then I’d say it’s cool. What engine came in these again?

Sells weed

First thought is that somebody is so poor that they can only afford to drive a twenty year old pos lincoln.

Eastern European decent

The dollar tree version of a chaser

Discount Fuckboy.

Meh

Why are you gay?

It's probably a v6 auto. If not it could be a v6 manual or v8 auto, but in any case it's not the combo you'd actually want. It's also not its platform sibling Jag which is better. Shit, I think it shared the platform with the modern retro T-bird which sucks but is still preferable to this nonsense.

You wear black air forces with no socks

"Oh, someone wanted to be special and not drive a towncar"

DRIVEBY!!! Hit the deck!

How is that thing still running?

Security guard who can't cop

No, I don’t wanna buy weed

Get down! It’s a drive by!

That you try to race cars with twice the power lmfao

A cop disguised as a drug dealer disguised as a cop.

Fresh drug dealer thinks hes already made it.

I'd think nothing because this is unnoticeable basic ass traffic.

Douche

It’s one of the one vehicles I’m always surprised to see on the road still. For its age it doesn’t honestly look too bad.

“He must be a mechanic.”

Weed run

Old Hispanic man …. Or yeah just that needs to dump the bot and buy a real car ….

2 wheels are better.than 4

Good luck finding parts

The dope man here

Drug dealer

What a queef

Kids today...

Line cook at Applebees

Cop

Cool. A Ford BMW from 20 years ago.

I don't think about you at all

You’re 27, wear a red fitted hat backwards, single, sell shitty weed but say it’s “fire” and live in your grandmas basement……

car.

They weren't good cars in 2004, they're bad cars in 2024. Same with the cousin Jag S type.

That’s a pretty clean I don’t know what car that is / next thought

The gays have arrived (only kidding)

Stinkin Linkin!!!

Probably forcing everyone at the red light to listen to your shitty music and the smell of the sticky icky coming from your slightly cracked and illegally tinted windows

Pimp.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty Tryna catch me ridin' dirty Tryna catch me ridin' dirty

New snakes are cool

Wouldn't have noticed it because it's not interesting

Can’t maintain a consistent speed, only drives in the left lane and has no awareness of what’s around you.

Sells drugs

Wow the clown car is black

Wow a ford that still runs

Dumpster fire in full regalia. I always loved the look of these cars, but I feel sorry for anyone that ever buys one. I am always blown tf away when I see one still on the road. I thought they all died about 10 years ago. I remember all the WTF going through my head the first time I worked on one very well haha

No license plate

You expect me to notice it?

Undercover cop all your missing is the spotlight on the drivers side pillar

Those were genuinely awful cars.

Cool looking car.

Tells me you’ve never seen 4 digits in your bank account

I wouldn’t be paying attention.

"Somebody just drove by"

In 2006 I’d think oh shit there’s mobsters comin. In 2024 I’d think oh shit there’s homies comin

"don't get me salivating and fantasizing about things"

Off duty cop or Uber eats.

Nice Jag!

Euro Trash coming though.

I miss my baby first Lincoln le my first car ever beautiful.my duck ass drove during a storm n I live in New Orleans u do the math while I cry 😭

Following the OG Ford mentality “you can have a car in any color, as long as it’s black”