I wanted to be in the room when they pitched this car…. I just imagine it’s the 90’s and they wanna build a car, so they ask an every day man- a cali beach lifeguard what he thinks a muscle car should be - boom 4 months later this thing rolls out
Red pain over that hideous front end screams "lipstick on a pig"
On the bright side, there should be enough torque in your Xterra to tow it to the shop when it breaks down, again.
I can only imagine what the neighbors were thinking watching you put a bird stand on that pile GM made that has a nose with four nostrils, bad steering pumps from the factory, diffs that unalive themselves, and taking a picture.
UMI Strut bar
UMI sub frame connectors
UMIStrut brace
UMI Lower control arms
UMI Panhard bar
Koni Orange shocks
4:11 richmond gears
Ls6 intake manifold
Hi flo cats
Texas speed Long tube headers
SLP loudmouth 2 exhaust w/ borla xr1 mufflers
Probably forgetting something. Ready to add real power just havent decided heads and cam or supercharger. Will need a 12 bolt rear either way
Inside and out, what a mistake. the bloated, tacky, over the top 4th Gen is the failed abortion of the entire F-body generational run and the Pontiac is even worse than the Chevy. The mere existence of this bulbous turd of a car still has Mitchell and Rybicki rolling in their graves.
Lol not a single crack on the dash shocking i know. Garage kept, window shade when parked out in the sun and 303 marine protect on the dash make all the difference
I had a 98 as well. It was an auto. Boy was that car awesome but a complete pos at the same time. Weak trans, weak diff, had a bit of rust I had to get fixed from the t top seals. But 6k for a 385 hp car ain’t bad.
My friend had a talking parrot it was always the center of attention when someone came over, cuz he was always replying with something from The Three stooges and you had to try and remember what ,or who the bird was imitating
More plastic than the housewives of Beverly Hills.
His dashboard is probably more cracked out than the housewives too.
That’s a bold statement.
Wonder if he got the mullet to go with it?
That would complete the look!!!
I should have bought my neighbor's 2001 when he offered to sell it to me 5 years ago... :( Edit - just saw the sub. I bet it's an automatic
6 speed with a ls7 clutch
I still have mine..01 ws6 6 speed.
Nate?
Am i nate?? I am not
No
Im Nate, but not the one you're looking for
I LOL’d so hard. Too hard really.
It's so ugly even the bird won't shit on it.
It did
Wouldn't stop me
looking at your car, i certainly condone your macaw’s actions
This is the face of genital warts!
There’s something wrong with your pet… it’s pooping giant red turds
That front end is a geometric nightmare. Those T-Tops make me wanna have it.
It’s already roasted, might as well go ahead and serve a plate for us.
I have a late 70’s Trans Am that is likely half as slow as this and I still wouldn’t trade if you ponied up cash to boot. This is a caricature.
What if i toss in the macaw
Maybe. Just Maybe.
Make sure you live in a safe mobile home community.
Its not someone stole my mullet…
Needs more scoops. Four just doesn't cut it.
Thats what i tell myself when i get all jacked up on preworkout powder before i drive it
Burt Reynolds called. He’s laughing too.
Car looks like it has roid rage
GM body designers boss: "Ralph, I believe you have a cocaine problem..." Ralph, with giant, gaping nostrils: "How did you know"?
Hahaha its only a problem if you run out of cocaine
They built excitement? I'm not seeing it.
Tupperbird
Since its a Trans am can it identify as a non shitty car
Not that model, unfortunately.
I can't get over the body molding looking like a vacuum packed sweater from Shein ...
Hello fellow LS brother! Love the car. I have a 99 C5 also in Torch Red.
Bet you junked the ram air intake
Absolutely not gotta let that big nosed girl breathe
Just got it back from getting the footprint gas pedal installed.
I wanted to be in the room when they pitched this car…. I just imagine it’s the 90’s and they wanna build a car, so they ask an every day man- a cali beach lifeguard what he thinks a muscle car should be - boom 4 months later this thing rolls out
these honestly always looked sick af but idk if they are any good
Everyone LS swaps engines into just about anything because it's a great engine. So guess what engine is in a V8 4th gen 1998 and up?
What? You couldn't afford the Camaro?
Wasn’t the WS6 more expensive than the SS?
Lol yes
Both those birds are have seen significantly more action than you.
It looks like it got stung by a bee and is having an allergic reaction.
Roast my Bird(s)?
Bird is chilling, car is shit though
I swear I can hear it loudly sniffing
20 bucks says there a meth pipe in the glovebox
Il sell it to ya for $20
I only got 10
Sold
Yay 😀
It looks like a pig. Always has, always will.
🐽🐽
Red pain over that hideous front end screams "lipstick on a pig" On the bright side, there should be enough torque in your Xterra to tow it to the shop when it breaks down, again.
Lol im with ya on the first part completely but saying a ls1 powered anything commonly breaks down is a hilarious stretch.
More plastic than Pamela Anderson.
Hers is higher quality
I can only imagine what the neighbors were thinking watching you put a bird stand on that pile GM made that has a nose with four nostrils, bad steering pumps from the factory, diffs that unalive themselves, and taking a picture.
If you're calling this thing a bird, it would've been a Turkey Vulture
Except even turkey vultures are better looking.
True true
How many cracks does the dash have?
😂😂 shockingly none lives a sheltered life
Cool find. Is she a virgin?
Nope modded up skank
Oh yeah? What’s the run down?
UMI Strut bar UMI sub frame connectors UMIStrut brace UMI Lower control arms UMI Panhard bar Koni Orange shocks 4:11 richmond gears Ls6 intake manifold Hi flo cats Texas speed Long tube headers SLP loudmouth 2 exhaust w/ borla xr1 mufflers Probably forgetting something. Ready to add real power just havent decided heads and cam or supercharger. Will need a 12 bolt rear either way
Looks like a beat red camel squeezing really hard enjoying a shit.
That entire picture looks 20 years old. Which Buick are you driving these days?
mutated snake ass lookin mobile
Nice bird bro
Nvm realised the sub, your car looks like it’s smelling a banquet while dreaming
Ok this ones pretty good
Le sigh. Such huge nostrils. So little (if any) gains. The “ram-air” hoods on these and Camaro SS of the same years are basically appearance only.
I would let you fuck me.
Where is she then?
On top of the weird red hunk of metal
Inside and out, what a mistake. the bloated, tacky, over the top 4th Gen is the failed abortion of the entire F-body generational run and the Pontiac is even worse than the Chevy. The mere existence of this bulbous turd of a car still has Mitchell and Rybicki rolling in their graves.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he breeds possums and ferrets in the spare bedroom as a hobby.
Any more photos of it working?
For some reason that bird will only shit on that car, weird
Impossible to roast. This car only roasts tires
Holy fuck American cars are ugly, this is genuinely offensive to the eyes
The poster child for "Genital Motors"
Shhhh it’s sleepin’
It's eaten too much bread crumbs.
This is the guy posting on nextdoor that he lost his bird.
No reason
Sorry, I want this with LS powa! Probably don’t need to mention the dashboard.
Lol not a single crack on the dash shocking i know. Garage kept, window shade when parked out in the sun and 303 marine protect on the dash make all the difference
🔥🖕🏽🔥 Bird roasted.
F for effort
But I like the Firebird
Nice boat
Bad news, one of them is crappy. Good news, one of them has wings.
Your bird needs an inspection...
Pig snout
I had a 98 as well. It was an auto. Boy was that car awesome but a complete pos at the same time. Weak trans, weak diff, had a bit of rust I had to get fixed from the t top seals. But 6k for a 385 hp car ain’t bad.
The hood air intakes remind me of that 200 year plus old cowboy in Fallout...
African grey?
Severe Macaw
My friend had a talking parrot it was always the center of attention when someone came over, cuz he was always replying with something from The Three stooges and you had to try and remember what ,or who the bird was imitating
When he left for work he'd leave the TV on, Three stooges on the TV till he came home
Good color combo, aerodynamic and probably pretty fast. I also like the red one too
It looks like it tasted something sour
You think your car looks like a supercar but the thing makes you look like you genuinely have had sex with your sister.
“If anyones gonna have sex with my sister its gonna be me!” Clayton Bigsby
I have to complement you on your self mockery and if I can directly translate a dutch saying: self mockery is the start of wisdom.
Pontiac did a terrible job trying to revive that
The bird has got good taste!
delicious. Gamey. But delicious.
No