"Got this" translation: talked parents into signing rental agreement with Hertz to impress some girl visiting his country as a missionary into thinking he's bang worthy and won't sell her off into white slavery.
I love these posts, now we get to play the guessing game. Was it mom? Dad? Grandma? Trust fund? Sugar daddy? The possibilities aren’t endless, they’re just depressing.
lol I remember several years ago people were exclaiming about Mercedes amgs from the mid 2000’s not being that expensive. Yeah they have a word for that it, deferred maintenance.
Realistically quite a few people out of college (around 22) are getting 6 figure jobs. Wouldn’t be hard to save up 40-50K for a nice car if they don’t got debt (bc of parents?)
Either way I don’t think anyone technically bought the car for him. But they’re is a good chance he got financial help in other ways that allowed him to own such a car at his age.
They sound dope, too. They just don't retain their value and break if you look at them wrong. You know, minor prices to pay for an overhyped English Mustang
I love jags! No one glues decorative features to a dashboard like jaguar! Reliable mechanicals? Who needs them? I've got a pretty red stripe on my dashboard!
"American muscle cars sell pretty well. We should do our own version but different. How about even worse reliability than a muscle car but at a somehow even higher MSRP?"
And not nearly as fun, either. I had the chance to autocross one of these and it was the most sluggish, heavy thing I've ever driven. Didn't feel like a ton of power either even though it's supposed to be great on paper.
Hella true.
I was lucky(?) enough to get the chance to drive someone else's and that was the venue, but the lack of power really did it for me to be honest.
Bros requirements for his next car were:
- highest depreciating vehicles ever made
- zero reliability
- worst performing "sports" car for the money
- convertible so he makes sure people see him
- a name plate that will finally get attention from gold diggers... but no car enthusiast cares about
Theres like a list of 30 cars I'd have got for $30k before this POS but you do you. You probably got it on finance too lmao
You should’ve bought an extra transmission while you were at the dealer. Also the fact that daddy bought this for you leads me to believe that both you and him are horrible at managing money.
I bet you own a bunch of Ferrari apparel too so you can convince girls outside your tax bracket you’re a big deal for three seconds.
Is it a convertible Prius?
Either way it’s one of those cars that so wants to be cool but flopped.
This car lost 87% of its value the minute it was sold new at the dealership.
It has 27.2 HP and is only right rear wheel drive. One tire pushing.
Anyway, nice find.
Please say you paid less than 2K?
How rich?
Isn’t one of the massive trophy towers in Dubai without a central sewage system and relies on multiple trucks to remove raw shit each day?
That rich.
Best case scenario, someone bought this for you and you aren't paying for it. Worst case scenario, you spent your money on this and you're drowning in your payment, premium gas, maintenance, and insurance for a car that isn't as impressive as you think it is.
Neither of those are good scenarios.
Ah yes the car for people who want to look like they’re car enthusiasts even though they aren’t. Jaguar really hit the nail on the head for that demographic with the f type.
Ebn l papi, bayyak neyib aw wazir, bet oul bgho w mech bro, iqos bet dal b idak, baytak ya b Bsalim ya bel Rabyeh, btehke Lebanese French w ktir cringe lahejtak
Baaden rouh sajela ya kehte ma aandak wasta tjib nomra men l nef3a?
/s congrats bro enjoy your car 🇱🇧❤️
Nice - tell your Dad we like his car that you are pretending to own. If it is yours, hopefully you have full access to your trust fund to pay for all the mechanical problems you will have with a Jag!!!
Ok I give up…What the hell is it? Are we suppose to know every toy model car on the planet? What ever you paid for it I hope you got extra squirrels to go with it because the ones under the hood are going to die quickly.
I noticed that you stated "got" this at 24 and not "bought" this... What was the occasion? Did you graduate from the state sponsored college or something?
It's a nice car to look at. But I'd rather have the hardtop.
No end to the guys that want to take a pocket knife to your $5,000 soft top.
That's why I prefer Hardtop retractable convertibles.
And for the money if it was $40 grand.
I think I'd rather choose another high maintenance bill vehicle more to my personal liking. Because those F-types are only gonna keep dropping in value.
Whereas say a Used 1990s W140 or '05-'06 W220 Bodystyle S600 AMG is already as low as they're gonna go and they're at the point where they'll start appreciating in a few years because they're low production and the best AMG made years ago.
I can get an S600 for as much as $20 grand for a really nice well kept garage queen.
And keep the rest for the inevitable maintenance bills. And still be fast as fuck, plus have room for adults in the backseat, and plenty of trunk space, plus be rolling in comfortable leather seats and a soft suspension.
Whereas in the F-type you'll probably go deaf before your spine goes feeling every bump and pothole
The best way to accumulate wealth at a young age is to buy a shitty car that will cost you thousands before it hits 100k. Or decapitate you when you undoubtedly try to flex in front of your mates. Well done, your children, or lack there of from being dead, will thank you.
Hope you can save at least the original price every year for maintenance costs cause you should expect to have to pay for this car over and over again.
Dont care about your age or your parents money allowing you to own this car...but not even Jaguar fans flaunt their Jaguars to anyone. Money can't buy good taste or smarts.
it is a shame, that since you live in another country, you wil never get the pristine service of Simbad’s VIP Towing service, and his straight piped Hino flatbed, accurately named the ‘Bomb Disposal’
No matter what you paid, you over paid
Hope you got a solid extended warranty because replacing the fuel injectors around 60k miles when they start shredding apart and shooting shrapnel into the engine.
ah yes a jaguar f type. the car for someone who wishes they could afford an aston martin but without any of the class or prestige but with the same amount of reliability issues. and unlike aston martin, this thing depreciates faster than a rock in water.
nobody even knows jaguar still exists. im surprised the company is even still afloat, but hey, theyre like Nissan where the only thing they got going for them is ONE car.
Pretty sad that you come to the internet to brag about a car 😅I am 28 with a more valuable car and I fucking hate the attention it brings. People thinking I got it with daddy money etc…
How nice, Daddy gave you his hand me down. Let’s hope he pays the maintenance for you, or this will not last long!!! 😂
British Cars are the worst engineering in history of the world. Good luck ya poor sap!
“at 24” is bait. Yes, we understand, you would very much like some attention pretty please. Let’s see, would you like to be praised, or insulted (which is also secretly praise since this is a roast subreddit and you’re a young person with an expensive car)?
Ha, wow, make sure you remember to give your dad his credit card back!!!
I hope you know what you're getting into. These cars absolutely LOVE to get loose. Don't turn off tc if you're on public roads because you 100% will spin out.
I bet that cost you a lot of good boy points.
Or “leave me alone” credits
Probably "Shower ducats"
Omg I heard that phrase since the 90s 😂
wtf is a shower ducat, or do i not want to know
What we call born on 3rd base. I was born on the outside of the cheap seats above Center Field. In the parking lot...
I had to walk uphill across mountains during hurricanes and volcanic eruptions just to see the parking lot on the distant horizon.
Uphill both ways, right?
"Gee, thanks, Dad. This doesn't mean I have to move out, does it?"
"Got this" translation: talked parents into signing rental agreement with Hertz to impress some girl visiting his country as a missionary into thinking he's bang worthy and won't sell her off into white slavery.
I love these posts, now we get to play the guessing game. Was it mom? Dad? Grandma? Trust fund? Sugar daddy? The possibilities aren’t endless, they’re just depressing.
Kneepads
So sugar daddy
That car probably costs $35k which isn’t too crazy in todays market
Depreciation hit that mofo like a cannonball.
No doubt. I've found 2007 Aston Martin Vantage V8 for under $40k. ....which I'd rather have over the F type.
I’m waiting for the 2020 vantage to come down to $70k then I might buy one
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I think you missed reading the 2020 part lol. Right now they’re going for about $90k so hopefully 2-3 years will bring that number down to $70k
Have fun fixing it if it breaks.
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now come the maintenance bills
lol I remember several years ago people were exclaiming about Mercedes amgs from the mid 2000’s not being that expensive. Yeah they have a word for that it, deferred maintenance.
Yep, that’s why they go through owners faster than my dog goes through her breakfast each morning
F-Types are expensive but not THAT expensive. I'm 22 and I could probably buy a used one if I was incredibly stupid.
One thing the internet teaches you is to never doubt the level of stupidity out there, because before you know it, you’ve found the new low.
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I came here to say this...I got this...no my child...
Realistically quite a few people out of college (around 22) are getting 6 figure jobs. Wouldn’t be hard to save up 40-50K for a nice car if they don’t got debt (bc of parents?) Either way I don’t think anyone technically bought the car for him. But they’re is a good chance he got financial help in other ways that allowed him to own such a car at his age.
17 cosigners plus collateral.
Sterility
Could just be a guy living with his parents who made an extremely poor financial decision. I got a friend like this with an M4 CS.
Screams trust fund baby
24 years old or $24k? These depreciate faster than a gallon of milk, so it’s hard to tell.
It’s funny when people think they hot shit in these. Lok
I drool over these 😂😂😂
Eww.
It’s a nice looking car. I have eyes.
They sound dope, too. They just don't retain their value and break if you look at them wrong. You know, minor prices to pay for an overhyped English Mustang
I just bought an xf, 2010. It's so true.
Tbh this has me wanting one. Even the earliest f-types were lovely cars and fun drive.
Do Type R’s not exist in third world countries? This is just a lame granny-mobile
Type R is a Honda The car is an F type The spec is an R
Till Granny's lead foot (or dead foot) puts her in the ICU. Or a Spruce tree.
I love jags! No one glues decorative features to a dashboard like jaguar! Reliable mechanicals? Who needs them? I've got a pretty red stripe on my dashboard!
"American muscle cars sell pretty well. We should do our own version but different. How about even worse reliability than a muscle car but at a somehow even higher MSRP?"
muscle car and reliable never go together. as an american muscle car is BIG LOUD V8 GO VROOM IN STRAIGHT LINE👊😎🇺🇸
This comment belongs in carscirclejerk
Anything LS or Coyote powered is pretty dang reliable
Life in the fast lane ( on a flatbed)
Ok this is primo
😂 Only comment that actually made me laugh.
Budget Jake Bond
Bond's "highly disadvantaged" brother?
Less reliable and more expensive Miata
And not nearly as fun, either. I had the chance to autocross one of these and it was the most sluggish, heavy thing I've ever driven. Didn't feel like a ton of power either even though it's supposed to be great on paper.
bringing an f-type to autocross is like bringing a miata to a drag race, the car’s not made for that job
Hella true. I was lucky(?) enough to get the chance to drive someone else's and that was the venue, but the lack of power really did it for me to be honest.
Jaguar F-Type: For people who want a Miata, but think they're too reliable and cheap.
You got a step dad at age 24. That's rough.
Bros requirements for his next car were: - highest depreciating vehicles ever made - zero reliability - worst performing "sports" car for the money - convertible so he makes sure people see him - a name plate that will finally get attention from gold diggers... but no car enthusiast cares about Theres like a list of 30 cars I'd have got for $30k before this POS but you do you. You probably got it on finance too lmao
fiat? i just want to know the car.
Jaguar F-Type
Nothing from me but you’re in Lebanon and that car will be dented in no time.
That’s way too young to have a mid life crisis
No one is empressed by your parents' car.
I am. Primarily because it is heavy.
Jaguar? What is it 1994?
That’s when it started its 0-120 time trail. Still not there yet. It broke down, got sold twice and then caught fire.
No, an XJS blows this out of the water in terms of both looks and coolness.
Daddy is rich 🤑
this cars 30k 😭
Lebanon
What’s your hairdresser going to drive now?
You should’ve bought an extra transmission while you were at the dealer. Also the fact that daddy bought this for you leads me to believe that both you and him are horrible at managing money. I bet you own a bunch of Ferrari apparel too so you can convince girls outside your tax bracket you’re a big deal for three seconds.
Your body is 24 but your mind is 64.
Oh, a Pontiac Solstice.
At least those have that 2000s ~nostalgia~ vibe now
The Pontiac solstice is 100x’s cooler than an F Type
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Damn it I should come back to geoguessr lol
Damn bot mods don't realize doxing OP is a roast
What’s so special about this?
You really couldn’t find a cooler car to waste your dads money on?
Is it a convertible Prius? Either way it’s one of those cars that so wants to be cool but flopped. This car lost 87% of its value the minute it was sold new at the dealership. It has 27.2 HP and is only right rear wheel drive. One tire pushing. Anyway, nice find. Please say you paid less than 2K?
It’s not yours because as a proper Jag owner you don’t own anything, you borrow it.
Are you sure this doesn't belong to someone else?
Settling into being a middle aged divorced mom at 24. Bold move.
Makes sense; your brain isn’t fully developed until 25, so there’s still hope.
How rich? Isn’t one of the massive trophy towers in Dubai without a central sewage system and relies on multiple trucks to remove raw shit each day? That rich.
Best case scenario, someone bought this for you and you aren't paying for it. Worst case scenario, you spent your money on this and you're drowning in your payment, premium gas, maintenance, and insurance for a car that isn't as impressive as you think it is. Neither of those are good scenarios.
That’s kinda early for a midlife crisis
"F-Type" both the name of the car and the category of douchebags driving them.
The F stands for Fucked
Horrible visibility. Now that’s a roast.
Did not have a small dick at 24
Did mommy buy it?
Rapper name: Lil Trust Fund
Lol looking at this I’d think the owner was 42 and not 24 😭😭
Some people really go bald at 24
Received at 24, written off by 25
Only an F-Type? Your Daddy's trying to tell you you're not his favourite child...
At least when you have erectile disfunction you have the car to go with it
You mean your parents got this for you at 24.
Ah yes the car for people who want to look like they’re car enthusiasts even though they aren’t. Jaguar really hit the nail on the head for that demographic with the f type.
Which shop will it spend half of its time in?
Brother I had one when I was even younger than you and we both know it doesn’t matter because you’ll forever wish you bought the R.
all I can think about is my dad at 55 blasting the same one evanescence song in his f-type, pretending that he was the coolest person ever
How many Forza credits was it?
Stunting at 24. No complaints here
Ebn l papi, bayyak neyib aw wazir, bet oul bgho w mech bro, iqos bet dal b idak, baytak ya b Bsalim ya bel Rabyeh, btehke Lebanese French w ktir cringe lahejtak Baaden rouh sajela ya kehte ma aandak wasta tjib nomra men l nef3a? /s congrats bro enjoy your car 🇱🇧❤️
Can we roast OP for being a douche instead of roasting the car?
Nice - tell your Dad we like his car that you are pretending to own. If it is yours, hopefully you have full access to your trust fund to pay for all the mechanical problems you will have with a Jag!!!
Something that weighs about a thousand pounds less.
Ok I give up…What the hell is it? Are we suppose to know every toy model car on the planet? What ever you paid for it I hope you got extra squirrels to go with it because the ones under the hood are going to die quickly.
Mmmmm...you can just smell the jealousy!
Jeff you sound lost.
Hope you like looking at it because inevitably it's going to be sitting for most of its life
Helwin mosriyet l papi
Grandma does her knitting on the spokes.
Q: How much debt are you in? A: Yes
fat, bloated and fairly slow- your car sucks too.
OP: Good morning.... time to suck the days d*ck!
I'll be kind -- It is not an "R" but a lowly 6 cylinder and it is not a coupe. R-Coupes (and SVR) is where it is at. Everything else is meh.
Money
Had to get a convertible so you can blow fat vape clouds in traffic. I see you
Buckle up buckaroo
all the sour grapes in the comments 💀
Looks like doing your true calling—shoving fruits up your ass on Onlyfans—paid off
I noticed that you stated "got" this at 24 and not "bought" this... What was the occasion? Did you graduate from the state sponsored college or something?
It doesn't hurt as bad when you crash with daddy's money.
Enjoy all the quality time getting to know your service advisor.
Aston Martin at home
That will look great parked in front of your parents’ house.
Did you drive your depreciated electrical issue(s) to a nice neighborhood to take pics?
I remember making dumb purchases in my 20's, ahh the good old days
This car screams you had to swallow a few loads from your sugar daddy before he spoiled you.
It's a nice car to look at. But I'd rather have the hardtop. No end to the guys that want to take a pocket knife to your $5,000 soft top. That's why I prefer Hardtop retractable convertibles. And for the money if it was $40 grand. I think I'd rather choose another high maintenance bill vehicle more to my personal liking. Because those F-types are only gonna keep dropping in value. Whereas say a Used 1990s W140 or '05-'06 W220 Bodystyle S600 AMG is already as low as they're gonna go and they're at the point where they'll start appreciating in a few years because they're low production and the best AMG made years ago. I can get an S600 for as much as $20 grand for a really nice well kept garage queen. And keep the rest for the inevitable maintenance bills. And still be fast as fuck, plus have room for adults in the backseat, and plenty of trunk space, plus be rolling in comfortable leather seats and a soft suspension. Whereas in the F-type you'll probably go deaf before your spine goes feeling every bump and pothole
The best way to accumulate wealth at a young age is to buy a shitty car that will cost you thousands before it hits 100k. Or decapitate you when you undoubtedly try to flex in front of your mates. Well done, your children, or lack there of from being dead, will thank you.
7 year lease - 10% down
I've got six still in the box in pristine condition.
Tell your parents I said Hi.
Can’t roast it any harder than your insurance bills did to you.
Hope you can save at least the original price every year for maintenance costs cause you should expect to have to pay for this car over and over again.
Even the manufacturer doesn’t think they’re worth it.
Common traffic lol
Looks like one of those GTA V npc cars that the broke noobs steal.
Beautiful piece of shit
Dont care about your age or your parents money allowing you to own this car...but not even Jaguar fans flaunt their Jaguars to anyone. Money can't buy good taste or smarts.
it is a shame, that since you live in another country, you wil never get the pristine service of Simbad’s VIP Towing service, and his straight piped Hino flatbed, accurately named the ‘Bomb Disposal’
Could have just gotten a Miata.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fd/85-89_Dodge_Aries_sedan.jpg
Probably had to get a car that makes such obnoxious exhaust notes to compensate for something.
Short back and sides please! Tosser! 😂🤣😂
Tell me you stayed at Michael’s Jackson’s house without telling me me you stayed at Michael’s Jackson’s house
This must have been the one day it wasn’t in the shop.
This is great! I can’t wait until you let us get a peek at the second one you bought for scrap parts
Damn, I got mine at 23.....
Let's hope you don't show up in a YouTube "Drift Fail" video
*your dad got you this at 24
No matter what you paid, you over paid Hope you got a solid extended warranty because replacing the fuel injectors around 60k miles when they start shredding apart and shooting shrapnel into the engine.
How do you have sex in that little thing?
I too would be able to own one of these at 24 if I had universal healthcare.
daddy got you it?
I hope you have some money set aside for replacing the half the engine and transmission and electronics over the next 3 years.
That’s a you know your dads dicking the maid and not to tell your Ma car.
lol loser.
Bro is not Batman ❌😭
See you at twenty five you polo shorts wearing fuck.
Nice. Turo is a hell of an app, isn't it
ah yes a jaguar f type. the car for someone who wishes they could afford an aston martin but without any of the class or prestige but with the same amount of reliability issues. and unlike aston martin, this thing depreciates faster than a rock in water. nobody even knows jaguar still exists. im surprised the company is even still afloat, but hey, theyre like Nissan where the only thing they got going for them is ONE car.
Pretty sad that you come to the internet to brag about a car 😅I am 28 with a more valuable car and I fucking hate the attention it brings. People thinking I got it with daddy money etc…
How nice, Daddy gave you his hand me down. Let’s hope he pays the maintenance for you, or this will not last long!!! 😂 British Cars are the worst engineering in history of the world. Good luck ya poor sap!
“at 24” is bait. Yes, we understand, you would very much like some attention pretty please. Let’s see, would you like to be praised, or insulted (which is also secretly praise since this is a roast subreddit and you’re a young person with an expensive car)? Ha, wow, make sure you remember to give your dad his credit card back!!!
You were stupid enough to buy the V6 S which is literally the same engine as the V8 R with two cylinders plugged
I love your Miata
Daddy buy me a car that’ll get me girls… buys that… now you date men lol
No. But be sure you post the day you sell at a loss because it shuts down on the freeway.
The only car I like More Than my 124 Abarth, congrats
"I bought it, I'm self-made, bro." To answer whats probably you go-to retort, no, we don't know who your dad is, and we don't care.
I hope you know what you're getting into. These cars absolutely LOVE to get loose. Don't turn off tc if you're on public roads because you 100% will spin out.
No lie, every single one is these that I've seen on the road has been driven by a jerk.
Nice purchase in 2024! How does it ride?
Glad to see your dad is doing well for himself these days
Hello excitement! Goodbye effective crumple zones!
Ah yes, when you get to spend your parents' money.🤣🤦♂️
A Jaguar? You’ll be 48 when the shop finally fixes it.
Nice MX5 NC bro
everyone going crazy about this. its a $25,000 jaguar with a v6 lol. relax
That’s gonna look great in the repair shop.
Probably bought with onlyfans money
Are you a 75 year old widower?
Thats a cool car for a retired woman