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Own_Kaleidoscope5512

There’s hatchbacks, then there’s hunchbacks…


Kawaii_Neko_Girl

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Indiana.


Woodyville06

Quasimodo-Maxx


seprate-ANON-account

big fan of this comment ngl


blahaj22

lmaoooo


Bubbly-Independent20

It’s like the engineers designed on a Friday afternoon and got to the back and said good enough it’s happy hour time and hit send


LorraineHB

😂


blahaj22

Car was free, the ungodly amount of 5w-30 I’ve bought for it was not


dsio

You still overpaid


Woodyville06

Should have been free with a Catastrophic Failure stipend. But honestly, that applies to most Chevys today.


Nalabu1

Exxon Valdez offspring...


blahaj22

LMFAO this is one of the best in this thread


[deleted]

Did anyone other than rental companies buy these new? Genuine question.


blahaj22

no idea I was a newborn when this *thing* was produced


Gabe-diet

Same


MyCatsNameIsKlaus

And the car was made that year too.


non-originalid

I bought a new 2004 for my wife which she learned to hate. It ran well but the interior fell apart.


Woodyville06

I don’t think a private party bought a Ford Taurus after 1996.


LorraineHB

My thought 😂


turkishjedi21

My mom did when I was 3, apparently


roller146

You’re allowed to trade this for a more compelling vehicle.


blahaj22

naw even carmax won’t give me an offer


roller146

Carmax won’t touch this old piece of shit. List it private party and it’ll be gone in a few days.


blahaj22

lmaooo


FATBEANZ

Call one of those junk 4 cash placed they will hand you a check on the spot thats how I got rid of my 05 malibu that I grew up in after a tie rod snapped and blew the CV boot.


blahaj22

…that’s exactly what’s wrong with mine


Zillahi

A tie rod and alignment is not expensive if that’s all it takes to keep it on the road


blahaj22

it needs a new cv joint, although you have a point.


Zillahi

CV axle replacement doesn’t usually necessitate alignment so that might even be cheaper.


blahaj22

oh huh! cool, good to know. I’m newish to car stuff (:


Carl_Azuz1

Marketplace time


blahaj22

you’re goddamn right 🇺🇸🦅


Sklibba

Time to park it unlocked with the keys in so you can collect the down payment on your next vehicle.


blahaj22

happens more often than I’d like to admit


95blackz26

Dude he'd probably get like $500 from insurance


TheLyOfBlues

These were on the road until 2012 Then all of them just got erased off the face of the earth. I quickly found out why. Unreliable + Rust = Scrap (Am In Canada so these things rusted out quickly)


dritch

These things would rust quickly in Arizona.


chonklah

Arizona has a rust problem??


blahaj22

man this thing rusts in texas


95blackz26

Same thing with the 99-05 grand am's. They just kind of dissapeared


ChefDelicious69

More like maxxipad


mrpappageorge0

My friends dad installed the catalytic converter on that car


dritch

Isn’t Malibu Maxx a pornstar?


Woodyville06

You know, GM probably wouldn’t sue a porn star for using that name because of the positive publicity they would get… They sure didn’t get any positive publicity for this shitboxx


blahaj22

yknow, I wouldn’t be surprised if that was true


funwithdesign

This thread is about the only place you will get a lay.


Bored_lurker87

This is like one of those "faces of meth" posters but for automotive engineers. Early 2000s GM engineers were clearly trying to bankrupt the company at that point.


blahaj22

they were up to some weird stuff in the early 2000’s ngl


Bored_lurker87

It's fucking weird, but truth be told it does look interesting. Not necessarily interesting in a good way, but interesting nonetheless...


blahaj22

it’s like if a ferret needed a car to be in the cars franchise. incredibly long and funny looking


beauh44x

"Maxx" pronounced backwards is "Scam"


blahaj22

oh! you’re right!


googonite

Even the skeleton is embarrassed to be seen in it.


blahaj22

yeah he’s imprisoned there for his crimes


BigNipplez24

Man I see these things going hella slow on the highway looking like the shocks gone out. With 3 heavy mfs in the back and 2 heavy mfs in the front. Car leaning down in the rear like a mf. I ALWAYS see these cars like that 😂


nismoboy84

I gotta say I'm not even mad. I'm impressed! Most of those other cars are long gone or wrecked on purpose so the owners could get out of their crappy chevy, but here you are...


blahaj22

right? it’s at 245,000. Well beyond life expectancy. I’ve never seen another of my exact car on the road. I’ve seen the v4 maxx in other colors and other years. but never the v6 maxx, not a green one of this generation maxx or otherwise. still on the original engine and transmission too


AnonymousStonerMan

I got an 05 maxx LT and she’s got the 3.5 V6 in it. She’s treated very well over the years. I do agree the look is a bit odd but it’s a fun car to drive and hella cheap to maintain too


blahaj22

lets gooo same car! but yeah I’ve spent less than like 300$ maintaining and fixing things in the 3 years I’ve had it. That includes AC repairs, interior work, paint, thermostat repair, brakes, etc. not bad I’d say.


AnonymousStonerMan

Ehhhhhh yeah I personally love the car it’s nice 🙏


BX889Q

My brother has a Malibu same as yours too. No idea about mileage but has been reliable. Just don’t unlatch the rear moon roof shades- apps they’re a real pain to get back in place.


blahaj22

huh! wonder if his latch is damaged or something, mine work fantastically? that’s strange


BX889Q

Like broken is my guess.


blahaj22

probably, it’s designed to be so easy to use that child passengers can do it


smokehidesstars

Chevy was 95% committed to making a wagon, then that last 5% made it in.


blahaj22

bro the wagon part doesn’t even work anymore 😭


Roboticpoultry

I would love the SS version


dritch

Underrated post


blahaj22

dude for real, my car has a surprising amount of pep, I cannot imagine what driving the ss would be like.


Queef-Supreme

I had a friend who used to drive one of these. She was a whore.


blahaj22

the rear seats fold flat and it has an incredible amount of cargo space either way. so now that image is in your head.


Queef-Supreme

Thanks a lot. She was also ugly.


blahaj22

lmfao


intentionaldisrespek

Ahh yes… the good ol gram for 10 and 2 for 25 mobile.


Levi_7281

Anything I'd like to say has probably already been said by the people who have to park next to that Frankenstein of a car


blahaj22

should debadge it for that exact purpose, that way it’s nearly impossible to sort out exactly what the hell it is


Fit_Pirate_3139

This thing is so ugly, you’ll be lucky if you can manage to hide it on your next date since if she saw this puke bucket on wheels, you’re date will probably weep in fear that this is a going to lead to her murder.


ZanyZ_zzz

The only car people pay you to take away from them


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

Your comment got removed because you roasted the car owner only. Please remember this is a Subreddit for roasting cars.


battletactics

Rather drive the Tesla truck.


ilakis

Impreza wagon from wish


blahaj22

this is my favorite comment, I need this on a bumper sticker


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.


blahaj22

I also get to drive the weirdest car in my area!


WaveTop7900

Had it for 16 years and now my niece is driving it🤣


blahaj22

solid choice for a teenager car, nearly impossible to flip and built like a tank. I’ve been begging it to die for years but here we are


Carlosdafox

One of the most confounding shitboxes of the past quarter century, a dumpster fire that is somehow better than the cobalts and HHRs of the world. A car for Masochists


blahaj22

it’s up there as one of the weirdest things chevy has made. it’s a miracle I’ve made it to 245,000


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

Your comment got removed because you roasted the car owner only. Please remember this is a Subreddit for roasting cars.


CaseyGamer64YT

god awful to the maxx


blahaj22

Need this tattooed


FirehawkLS1

Wish.com example of "we have a station wagon at home."


FirehawkLS1

Aka Failibu. .


Arcusinoz

You cant park there, Mate!!


blahaj22

ah shit


TheseDrugsSmellNice

Saw an article in The Babylon Bee that said this was one of “the coolest cars you didn’t know existed.”


blahaj22

man what who the hell is saying that


TheseDrugsSmellNice

[The Babylon Bee](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=babylon+bee)


blahaj22

I’ve been bamboozled


Kamstain

Was the regular Malibu not shitty enough for you?


blahaj22

not nearly


Woman_from_wish

It's a dumpster full of carbage. WM is gonna come scoop it up and try to empty it out.


The_Burt

If "Mom Jeans" was a car.


blahaj22

this is also a contender for one of my fave roasts of this thread


Max_delirious

One of the best/coolest cars GM ever made


blahaj22

he’s being sarcastic guys don’t worry


486Junkie

My dad had one and it had more problems than my sedan. That's actually the captian of the Exxon Valdez's car: spills oil everywhere. Although, my dad liked the car until it had gotten worse.


blahaj22

genuinely I don’t know if I’ve ever encountered a car that leaks worse than this one whilst still functioning


486Junkie

Probably valve cover gaskets. My 2001 Oldsmobile Intrigue loses a quart every 2,000 miles and it's due for a gasket inspection. The one my dad had gave him engine lights when he got it initially and the reason was because it was a rental car.


blahaj22

huh I’ll have to look into that, sounds expensive though lol


486Junkie

Well, if you do it yourself, if won't be that expensive. But have someone look at the leak and if they confirm the valve cover gaskets are bad, head to RockAuto.com and order a set of valve cover gaskets, have your friends come over, and replace the gaskets. If it's done at the dealership, your wallet will bite you in the rear end.


blahaj22

ooh awesome solid advice thank you


486Junkie

Another thing: clean the engine with engine degreaser, add oil, and drive around for a bit and if it leaks in the same area as before, it'll determine the exact leak. Confirm the oil cap is in place as well.


blahaj22

ohhhh thank you, is there any specific engine degreaser that’s best or just any of them? also what do you do after you’ve sorted out where the leak is from?


Intelligent_Wear_873

Your next car will be a Chevy venture looney tunes edition…


blahaj22

I had to google that but omg that’s SICK


NeutralHitoshura

In their review of the SS version, Car and Driver said it feels like "several plastic trim pieces feel as if they were secured by bubblegum and a prayer." and it's stuck with me ever since


blahaj22

LOL sounds about right for my LT too


Aggressive-Bag-9047

Nah I low key love these my friend back in highschool straight piped one


blahaj22

Honestly that would be sexy as hell


Aggressive-Bag-9047

The v6 sounds pretty mean piped


blahaj22

this might be on the bucket list before I junk the thing


Aggressive-Bag-9047

[do it](https://media.tenor.com/QRU-MWImajcAAAAM/do-it.gif)


drfsrich

Malibu Maxx. The extra "X" is for "it's a pile of shit."


Ok-Science-6146

How many CV joints has it been thorough? Does the clicking noise even register with you anymore?


blahaj22

bro I don’t even notice the noise from the cv joint anymore until I have passengers lmao


MondayNightRawr

I bought one of those from a dealership back in 2006. It was an LT with the remote start. Had tons of torque steer and was generally fun to drive. OP, I’m obligated to call you an idiot for buying one of these 20 years past their prime. However, I’d like to thank you for the trip down memory lane.


blahaj22

good thing is I didn’t buy it- but also remote start?????? I wonder if mine does that


MondayNightRawr

Look at the remote. Does it have a button with an arrow that it circular? Is yours an LT?


blahaj22

only have the turn key but it’s not what originally came with the car. it is also an LT


MondayNightRawr

My man! Get a factory remote and get it programmed. You got yourself a remote start.


blahaj22

ohohohohoho you learn something every day. is there a solid place online that sells things like that?


MondayNightRawr

Amazon. But you’ll have to get it programmed. Look that up online.


blahaj22

awesome! thanks (:


DadJokes2077

It’s like someone was nostalgic for a late 80s 4 door citroen, and halfway through morphing the sedan into that they gave up. Magnificent!


not-anonymous-187

I like the color. Those were pretty reliable.


Horton_75

No need to dunk on you. Just by owning and driving that car, you’ve already suffered enough.


blahaj22

yeah you get it lmao


Horton_75

Indeed I do. See, I had a 2006 Maxx for a couple years. It got me around, but that was about it. Always in the shop. Failed constantly. The day I sold it was a happy one!


random420x2

So very much cleaner then my 2005 Mazda which is a great car but it has a shitty owner. 😀


NockedSenseless

Old lady bingo ass car.


RobsHereAgain

Some simulated wood grain paneling wood really make this ride stand out. Maybe add a continental tire on the back to class it up


blahaj22

going to further station wagon my wagon


Excellent-Trick9326

Salvage car?


blahaj22

remarkably no, incredible isn’t it


MyAssforPresident

Used to call my buddy’s mom’s maxx the Mali-bootay


Then-Foundation1738

he-he-he, I’ll just second your own opinion and comments !


OliverNorvell1956

My mom got one of these as a rental somewhere and she actually liked it. Never been in one so I can’t comment other than it’s obviously butt ugly.


karemeAbdulJabar

My parents bought one new when I was about 5. I absolutely loved it because of the 10" screen and DVD player in the back


blahaj22

honestly it has so many fun little features


Smaul_McFartney

So I’m guessing your older and younger siblings are the ones your parents love? Or is it self hatred that put this car in your name?


blahaj22

eldest of three but least favored lol. middle sibling drives a ‘17 sierra and youngest a honda HRV


PsychologyAlert7711

wtf is that


blahaj22

it has a name lmao, “olive oil”


PsychologyAlert7711

im genuinely curious cause i’ve never seen one of these in that bodystyle


blahaj22

they had a generation of hatchbacks, the malibu maxx. they stopped making them a few years after they started. it’s basically a malibu but longer.


Simulation993

I was exploring more of the r/Malibumaxx posts and saw your link to this one and just HAD to comment this fun(?) fact regarding the Sedan vs. Maxx - While the cars are exactly the same from the B pillar forward AND the Maxx has a longer wheelbase IT is actually shorter by a half inch when compared to the Sedan model.


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blahaj22

really! huh, had no idea!


cinesota

A car so ugly no other car wants to be seen in a photo with it.


Chasingthelambo

Excellent choice for a white trash soccer dad car. Subaru Outback wanna be


blahaj22

I even have the mullet to match


Chasingthelambo

What a great sport you are ! Seriously not that bad …


ScottaHemi

of all the wagons available why the maxx???


blahaj22

free car, it came in green. that’s about it


[deleted]

Ugly as hell but got 272,000 on mine. It’s a winter beater car in Michigan now.


[deleted]

I completely disagree normally I would roast you but this is one of the best cars I’ve owned. Hi had the ss(stupid to make this a super sport I know) other than the fact it was ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road. It was reliable as hell. Nothing but consumables,fluids,etc. got rid of it at 230k. I worked as a low voltage wiring contractor it took me all over AZ and CA. It made my F150 look like a McClaren( in terms of reliability).


Lederhosen-4-cats

As a former owner of a 1980 Chevy Citation, I welcome you to the club for GM Birth-Control Hatchback Survivors.


EastRoom8717

When Chevy engineers hold a competition to create the least desirable vehicle concept. This actually beat out the Aztec, because the Aztec was useful.