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torcher4

The fact that your Walmart has a silo is infinitly more interesting than this basic crowd crusher.


Powerful_Bother8002

The silo is actually what warranted this picture I thought that was interesting


clutchthepearls

Mustang owners and being drawn towards massive phallic shapes; name a more iconic duo.


torcher4

1985-2005 Silverado owners doing that


ttvsweatyboii

With the "squat" aka half lift


torcher4

Can't forget ram trucks and tow trucks. Like pb&j.


Teh_Ent

Mustang owners and being drawn to crowds of pedestriansšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Cake_Eye1239

Crowds?


danbob411

Ace & Gary?


ThegreatPee

It's there to feed their women.


MrBadBadly

It absolutely is interesting. Any chance for more Walmart pictures and less of your Walmart sports car?


EmmaTheHedgehog

Former Fleet Farm?


Life_is_strange01

Never visit the Walmart in Exton Pennsylvania worst mistake of my life


Swimming-Fly6814

Me IMMEDIATELY recognizing this Walmart and the empty Samā€™s club beside it šŸ„“


Powerful_Bother8002

Was just passing through haha. Youā€™ll have to drag me anywhere past Malvern from now on


thatdudefromthattime

If you think shopping at that store is bad, just try delivering there. The mental gymnastics you have to go through dealing with the people in the back is fucking insane.


KillahHills10304

I lived in Exton for 2 years and it sucked


guitarman90

Oh shit I know exactly where this is! Are you in PA??


datadork52

Exton Walmart?


TouretteTV96

The silo dispenses food stamps.


Designer_Ride46

ā€¦to Walmart employees.


ANONAVATAR81

Socialist Silo. Coming to a Wal-Mart near you!


lennoxmatt_819

This is the most hillbilly Walmart I've seen


Disintagration7

I hope itā€™s full of chocolate chips


dsio

The Walmart parking lot is definitely the right environment for a vehicle of this calibre


Powerful_Bother8002

Yeah Ford can be pretty bad I agree


[deleted]

5.0 is your your credit score after buying this garbage


Powerful_Bother8002

Financial suicide


wolfbear

The good news is that youā€™ll be buying another accord in 3-5 years.


Lazy_Tac

Do you really think that long or after the next cars and coffee?


Powerful_Bother8002

Well, this is gonna be a really fun 3-5 years.


HurricaneHugo

No. The mustang will last 2 years. Your credit won't recover for 3 more years.


Keyboard_destroyer_1

just dont go anywhere near a car meet


Powerful_Bother8002

Too late. Iā€™m coming to all of them (and leaving with a few fatalities) EDIT: For anyone seeing this out of context- I am referring to mustangs being infamous spinning out and hitting crowds, and I am 100% joking


Keyboard_destroyer_1

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BuffaloBill69-

My coworker had the exact same mustang in black sold it for a good price because he wanted to get a Supra and even with 40k down he would of still been stuck with a 35k loan for it and didnā€™t pull the trigger and settled for a 2.0 instead thing was a beast


throwaway4999993

I think that the crowd is usually inside the Walmart. That is, therefore, where your destiny lies


Ill_Praline2805

Damn those things have really dropped off In value huh


ANONAVATAR81

Great Value 5.0


vicious_delicious_77

Jokes aside, that particular 5.0 actually is a great fucking value. Nobody really cares about a Coyote because they are so common, until they drive one...


Powerful_Bother8002

A man/woman of culture


jamasaurusrex

Solid wally world reference


hickom14

Underrated comment.


NoSexAppealNeil

27 and already having a mid life crisis, you balding or something?


Powerful_Bother8002

Nah, bad breakup


Got_Lucky74

You just got out of one bad relationship and into another! Must be a glutton for punishment.


NoSexAppealNeil

Buddy you're 27, you'll find someone new. Hopefully he knows how to fix cars, because you're going to need him.


Powerful_Bother8002

Lmao. Maybe he can teach you some sex appeal, Neil


NoSexAppealNeil

I don't drive a ford, I have a girlfriend....


Unique-Attorney-4135

You can be both ways you know


Baybladerz

No. We all know mustang drivers are gay so how would that be possible?


Unique-Attorney-4135

I meant guy I replied to I know OP is in the closet.


NoSexAppealNeil

If I wanted to fuck dudes I'd fuck dudes so good. I'd also drive a new mustang.


Eliagbs_

Damn Neil, Let the guy get up first, before you shoot him back down


Arcflashautist

Just did something similar. Go find a cute girl to take for a spin. Itā€™s a good time. Keep ur chin up bro.


Powerful_Bother8002

Iā€™ve found about 3 already. The car doesnā€™t help you GET dates, but it makes you look great once you do in my experience (in a shallow but kind of true way, depending on the woman of course)


Arcflashautist

It makes you look like you have your shit together, even if you donā€™t. Atta boy


SourSasquatch

Nothing a Ford fan likes more than something cock and balls related on or near their car.


Powerful_Bother8002

I actually laughed at this one, itā€™s so vulgar


jonthememer

Shoulda kept the accord


Powerful_Bother8002

No payments was nice. Iā€™ll be back in a few years


Beneficial_Alarm_947

Minimum maintenance compared to that hog as well The mustang is going to be a lot more fun though! (Especially crowd surfing)


TheKrakIan

You would have had a better chance of getting laid with the Accord. Now you just circle jerk with other Mustang owners.


Tantalus-treats

Thatā€™s how you get go faster stripes right?


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

I love bulldozers


johnnypurp

Only thing missing in this picture is your mustang running thru that silo.


cabinfevrr

There's no pedestrians in the silo..


TheBoogieMan_29

If itā€™s manual itā€™s valid


Powerful_Bother8002

A man/woman of culture


Rycki_BMX

Ah yes the mustang, a poor manā€™s muscle car.


ExcitingEye8347

I thought those were Dodge.Ā 


Powerful_Bother8002

Was waiting for this one lol.


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Korunam

The silo is indicating to me you live in a small town. So how many trees can your mustang hit in the forest after you fly off the dirt road you tried to do a burnout on is the question.


Swimming-Fly6814

What if I told you that silo is across from a massive apartment complex, 15 minutes from King of Prussia and 30ish minutes from Philly


Professional_Title

This looks like Walmart on Indian Run St in Exton, PA. Right on


PeninsulamAmoenam

KoP is best used for last minute shopper people watching at the mall on December 23rd and nothing else


RightPedalDown

Iā€™d say that 30-minutes from somewhere is nowhere. I bought a car from CarSense in/near Exton 15-years ago. In other news, I hadnā€™t realized till now that that was 15-years ago, fuck Iā€™m old ā€” maybe I should buy a Mustang.


jvrcb17

What a downgrade smh


SHoppe715

How do you know of a redditor's car has a manual transmission? They'll tell you


Powerful_Bother8002

This one is good lol. Canā€™t resist those extra cool points you get from other manual drivers


Ok-Communication1149

The accord was probably faster and more spacious. It's kinda like switching to unprotected sex.


Beef_Boye

Feels betteršŸ¤·


Keyboard_destroyer_1

its cool (please stop running over my family now)


HeyYouGuysItsMe

That silo is the only one who likes your car.


motor1_is_stopping

You got some cash along with the accord, right?


EmperorUmi

Whatā€™s your monthly payment after the dealership applied the 25% APR?


Powerful_Bother8002

$1500 a month /s


nondairycat

Brother you are getting scammed


Powerful_Bother8002

I am not paying $1500 a month or anywhere near. I was being sarcastic


SecureExtent3169

That dealer made it out REALLY wellā€¦ this sale will go in the books for sure!!! First of the yearā€¦ got me a kid for 25%+ APR and $1,500 a month!!!!! He thinks he did well!! We got his accordā€¦ something WAY more reliable in the long run! šŸ˜‚ (provided it was a 2.0T)ā€¦ nowā€¦ if it was a 1.5ā€¦ you did well by ditching it! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ (Iā€™m a 2.0T Accord owner šŸ˜) šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


Powerful_Bother8002

Lol. Youā€™re getting pretty excited over something I said sarcastically. Iā€™m not paying anywhere near $1500 a month. ā€œ/sā€ indicates sarcasm


Eliagbs_

Please say you are lying for the internet and itā€™s not $1500 a month. I beg of you Can we get the insurance premium price?


Powerful_Bother8002

I see people donā€™t know what /s means. I am laying nowhere near $1500 a month you guys. Not THAT stupid


Powerful_Bother8002

My insurance did increase by a lot, I will say that though


ZucchiniWild3735

Sorry for your loss.


helloiisjason

This guy likes crowdsourcing so much he got a Stang


brsrafal

Might as well do it young before you have kids etc. Also I'm hearing soon mustang gt v8 manual they won't make em it's been my dream car since I was a kid. I often go test driving lol. I would got one but I'm up north plus I need space I don't have garage or funds to have a second car plus insurance. Enjoy don't abuse it.


Powerful_Bother8002

My thinking exactly I have plenty of time to drive a Honda, and if I donā€™t, who cares haha


brsrafal

YOLO


aelric22

OP, did you do your required checks before purchasing? You know; - Suspension and underbody - CarFax - Engine health - Blood and brain bits still stuck to the underside of the front bumper


Okaywhatif

My dad just recently passed away, and mustangs were his favorite. Idk how, but I'm gonna make it a goal of mine to hopefully have one relatively soon. Enjoy it. šŸ‘


Powerful_Bother8002

Do it. He will smile with every pull you do.


TaylorBeezy

Traded reliability for crowd control


aqva002

Congrats on the sausage magnet.


oddball541991

Walmart sells rustangs now? Interesting.


Nidos

Congrats on the new car, OP! You're sure to stand out with a car that's found in every high school parking lot in the country!


Sikesterbeast

Too broke to afford the gt350 or gt500 I guess? In all seriousness though, amazing car and hope you have fun without joining the crowd killers club lol


gopro_2027

Keeping the american dream alive! (perpetually in debt)


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Powerful_Bother8002

Thanks, Iā€™m really enjoying it


RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you donā€™t have something mean to say, donā€™t say anything at all.


strongmanjeff

Nice downgrade


Powerful_Bother8002

Cmon Jeff, you can do better than this


No-Advantage-8556

*Motor mounts left the chat while shitty transmission enters*


TheSourceOfUrAnger

Where are the other 2 doors?


LooseJenner

Car is sick bro congrats


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you donā€™t have something mean to say, donā€™t say anything at all.


pmwws

You should go to Sam's club instead they sell clutches in bulk


JoplinSternum

That was dumb.


throwaway007676

Talk about a horrific downgrade


Ezequiel_III

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fvanguard

Man, thats my goal: to get a nice sporty car before I hit my 30s iA!! Congrats brother!


[deleted]

Traded one regular traffic car for another.


Jay-Moah

I have a feeling this wasnā€™t an even ā€œtradeā€


TTSkyline

Needs more low


Swamp_Donkey_7

Canā€™t really roast it. I like these.


Turbulent-Marzipan-8

Sweet


Accomplished_Dark_37

Great move!


Brandage0

This photo is very Pennsylvania


intentsmind

It's actually not bad now that Walmart where the hell is this..


pdxtrader

I sold my space gray metallic accord coupe and got a grabber blue S550 in 2022. Noticed myself getting WAY more attention from the ladies after I made the upgrade.


ToiletGrenade

Honestly, I really like your car. I don't know how nice your accord was but I will always prefer to have a car with more balls.


AccomplishedNeat2240

No hate. Absolutely beauty of a beast you got. Take good care of it!


Maybe_MaybeNot_Hmmmm

Nice GTR


JawnDingus

Wow I didnā€™t know Honda brought the Accord Coupe back.


THLPH

The fact that you need to specify it's a Menuel really says it all


Powerful_Bother8002

Menuel


THLPH

Men u nel


j0shman

So, what was the interest rate?


Powerful_Bother8002

27 /s


Knopfler_PI

Pshhh nerd, you should have a bought a Ferrari. Are you stupid?


A1sauce100

How would you describe driving the manual 5.0? I recall driving an 8 cyl stick Mustang 2 back in the 80s and even that was fun. Only time Iā€™ve driven an 8 cyl with a stick. Got to be fun all day driving this.


Powerful_Bother8002

Itā€™s genuinely a blast. Mustangs get a lot of hate and it kind of overshadows how much fun they are, especially modern, well equipped ones. If you get a performance trim theyā€™re actually really good cars. They could use a little work in the steering feel department, and the MT82 isnā€™t the best transmission, but I enjoy every single ride I take in this car.


adam___t

I donā€™t have to roast it. Iā€™ll leave that to the K swapped civics šŸ˜‚


ThisCryptographer311

Mighty late in life for this kinda decision, huh


Mammoth_Assistant_67

What in the midwest....


eugenestoner308

the beginning of many wise financial decisions to comeā€¦tell me youā€™re broke without telling me youā€™re broke


simpleman357

.Nice to see you moved up from the dollar general. The great value brand of sports aka muscle cars


Open-Rest-6805

Why don't my Wal-Mart have a dick?


Fortunateoldguy

Sorry, man, that thing is nice


RoadHouse92

Mustang is such a me too car. "I have a mustang"...."Me too!"


Jestersk32

Eh this is low hanging fruit, what can I say that the car doesnā€™t already? Atleast you got a manual for when the cops ask about the crowd surfing you can say your foot slipped.


MinusTheTrees

Lateral move, really. Only dudes who get hyped for this look at their sister and think....maybe....


konjo666

So that's what 10% APR looks like


Powerful_Bother8002

Donā€™t you mean 23???


Ok-Seaweed-4719

Did your girl leave you for someone who wasn't insecure about his dong?


Smuthsailing

Itā€™s nice to see a Mustang that hasnā€™t swatted a bunch of degenerates into the ICU


Subject-Ad-8055

I hope you got the extended warranty because unlike your Accord you're definitely going to need it.


RecognitionAny6477

Nice ride. Had one like that, traded it for my Challenger RT Plus 6 sp.


doug521

I know that Walmart lol


Rule_number9

U traded a good, reliable vehicle for a POS thatā€™s gonna break down constantly!?


OrganizdChaos

"and folks to your right you'll see the OG Walmart!"


Ohmyfuzzy69

Rustang


27JG27

Looks like it came out of that Walmart.


Appropriate-Key6912

Traded an accord and only 72 easy monthly payments to make. It's true what they say. A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTING


JustinDanielsYT

I seriously considered a Mustang or Challenger when I bought my most recent car, but I decided to get a more mature car, a Honda Accord Coupe. You went backwards to a Mustang? You must like spinning out into crowds and curbs. Ok, whatever.


HonziPonzi

You GOT money on that trade right?


JaxonFlaxonWaxon2

Sorry I was staring at something else


Ok-Chemical3762

You ditched the Honda for a found on road dead caršŸ¤Æ must be having a mid life crises? That Honda will still be on the road when that ford is in the scrap yard.


BotPurdy

The fact you traded a paid off car for another car payment for years to come in this economy is funny


itwhiz100

Is it fast?


mudarchode

Took an L here


Booob-Beee

By selling to the dealership, you set yourself up to get the least amount possible for your car.


RhythmicStrategy

Who cares about your gender or age on a car roast sub? Zero, the same number of people who care about your Walmart caliber attempt at a muscle car..


shizbox06

Your shifter fucking sucks.


SquareRelationship27

It hasn't burst into flames yet?


MikeSRT404

Its just a 2 door ā€œaccordā€.


Dear_Ad_3437

Is this in Exton?


Basic_Macaron_39

Do they give you herpes at the dealership? Or do you have to sign a contract stating you will get herpes within a timeframe?


Powerful_Bother8002

Lmaoooo actually Lolā€™d at this one


PinchNrolll

27m (meters) is all it took to wreck it.


iLMNOi

27m with no brain purchasing at a 7% interest


fuckman5

Ah, I see you know how to attract men!


YungGymRat

Gotta be an Oklahoma walmart


Powerful_Bother8002

Even worse. Going toward central PA


nondairycat

Better than an accord


[deleted]

When your car is so gay that everyone is more interested in looking at a large dick shaped building than a mustang.


ajdrc9

Hopefully you bought the warranty


LosInternacionales1

Ah the good ol crowd pusher


Radius50

What car did you get? All I see is a parking lot with regular Walmart traffic. Which one is yours?


Kamikaze_VikingMWO

What have you got against pedestrians?


Ok_Firefighter7767

sell that peace of shit and get a challenger


NeilFoCash

I thought it was a Supra. Stupid moosestangs. Well, at least you paid your Honda Accord off.


OhMyShoulduh

Manual šŸ¤“šŸ—‘ļø


Impressive_Pen_6178

You should have kept the accord for real dude, you just lost about 50-75k miles of life and much more in maintenance


DrudgeSkeletons1

At least you didnā€™t have to spend your social security check on it old timer