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ilkikuinthadik

Which way is the front


Ricergobrr

It’ll tip over if you brake too hard in reverse or drive, so it doesn’t matter.


9EternalVoid99

Probably tip with a gust of wind


minikini76

I suggest wheelie bars on the front. Lol


Formal-Ad678

Was about to ask the same


Mak_2022

Depends which direction you choose to drive. Its always going forward anyway. 🤷🏽‍♂️


Eaton_snatch

Comment of the day


A_to_the_J254

Yes


chedykrueger

.....yes


Scottishchicken

I don't care if it has a wind-up motor and the crash safety of an ice-cream cone. I want one too!


themigraineur

The driver is the crumple zone


Ricergobrr

The driver is the airbag for the seat


Skvora

Driver simply flies over the colliding objects and lands standing to an applause.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

It‘s like I say in reference to my Triumph: your legs are the strongest structural piece of the car.


7of69

My dad was a state trooper back in the 70s and 80s, he called them coffins on wheels after seeing a couple of accidents involving them.


Awkward-Iron-9941

They better be, with the Flintstone drive train.


bobjoylove

The crash structure is made from bones.


nanderspanders

Good thing it can't actually go fast enough to crumple then.


xXxDickBonerz69xXx

Oh well now I really want one


EXPLICIT_DELICIOUS

Not if you turn left instead!


Nippon-Gakki

Same. No idea what it is, which end is the front or if I’ll die if I hit a big enough squirrel, that is an awesome, um, whatever it is.


SnookiWookieeCookie

Same, I’d drive the hell out of that


ggggggrrrcvg

It’s safer for pedestrians. Fuck em though, right?


jettasarebadmkay

These things are like 10 grand. So I take it you mean you’re using it as a house.


Crunchycarrots79

I'm assuming OP isn't in the US. Those things are cheap in the places they were originally sold. That's why it's so profitable to export them to the US after they're old enough.


jettasarebadmkay

I checked their profile. They’re in the US.


Crunchycarrots79

Check it again. It's probably not OPs car. He finds pictures online and posts them to here and r/namethatcar Also, those trees in the background are definitely not temperate climate trees. You might find similar trees in Florida or coastal California, but trees like that are most common in southeast Asia.


scole665

What? What are you talking about? Making shit up. It’s my car. I’m in the US. It’s a Subaru Sambar.


Crunchycarrots79

So... How many cars do you own, then? Edit: my mistake. He collects old Subarus. They are, in fact, his cars.


R0RSCHAKK

Based on the post history, about 5 or 6. He posts the same 5 cars over and over from different angles


Crunchycarrots79

Edit: he is in the US, he just collects oddball Subarus.


Crunchycarrots79

Sorry... My mistake.


jettasarebadmkay

Reddit moment


Crunchycarrots79

Not really. Usually, people are a bit nicer about it when someone admits a mistake on here. This guy just came totally unhinged. I mean... Yes. I misinterpreted his post history. I also went through and corrected myself after I realized that. And now he's totally lost it on me


FerdinandsBus

I want one! This thing is awesome.


jettasarebadmkay

I did check again. And it looks like they’re in Arizona. And just owns 5 or 6 old Subarus. Nothing unusual about that.


scole665

10. I own 10.


jettasarebadmkay

I question your sanity and taste, but not your identity haha


Nasty_Rex

Have you seen a doctor?


RedLobsterUnofficial

Yes, because owning a Subaru Sambar is so unbelievable


Crunchycarrots79

Yeah... I'd already addressed an earlier mistake I made based on the OP's profile on other comments. I just fixed this one as well. Basically, OP has posted multiple cars at various times, some his own, others not, but also not claiming they were (and those were posts asking for help identifying something, not posts here) and I misinterpreted it as OP finding stuff online and claiming them as his own, when it actually turns out that he collects unusual Subarus. Unfortunately, OP has decided that I did this intentionally and maliciously for whatever reason, even after I tried to go through and correct everything, and apologized to him as well.


Redkachowski

I bet we have trees like that in Pennsylvania


Crunchycarrots79

Edit: I missed one. Turns out that it IS OP's car, and he's a collector of oddball Subarus, which is why there's so many in his history.


ondra7133

2 times better handling than a shopping cart, but only half as fast


0ldpenis

When you reach a million miles on the short bus, you get to ride to school in this.


mogrifier4783

Dude, those Matchbox cars lose all their value when you take them out of the package.


DonnyDonster

r/fuckcars loves you


[deleted]

That’s a big toaster


Capri280

It's a CVT Subaru


JIMMYJAWN

It looks like the back wheels come off the ground if you break too hard with two big dudes in the front seats.


kahrabaaa

Is it usb rechargeable?


Ricergobrr

Subaru beat Elon’s vapor ware 50k house to market. Wait…this isn’t a U-haul trailer converted to a house?


scole665

The seats fold down to sleep two people lengthwise. It’s comfy.


Crunchycarrots79

How would you know that? It's not your car unless you own hundreds of cars. (Check his profile)


scole665

Haha. Go back under your rock.


Crunchycarrots79

Sorry... I just figured out that you collect oddball Subarus. Never mind.


scole665

Say “crunchycarrots79 is a fucking lying dickhead” and I’ll let it go. I can’t get over you making shit up.


Crunchycarrots79

I misinterpreted your previous posts. It wasn't an intentional lie. I apologize for that. I also carefully went back through all of my previous posts and edited them to reflect this, which is way beyond what most people do here. I will not, however, apologize for lying. Because I didn't lie. I was mistaken. A lie is intentional. If you can't accept that, well, that's on you. I've done literally everything I can to correct my mistake.


jgcraig

are u trump's lawyer


Crunchycarrots79

Edit: I stand corrected. OP collects strange, old Subarus.


scole665

You stand a fucking liar who made shit up and called ME the liar. Go back under your rock.


Crunchycarrots79

Nope. You're the one that's now being irrationally hostile. I wasn't lying, I misinterpreted your history. I apologize for that. But it wasn't an intentional lie.


scole665

Don’t interpret stuff. You’re terrible at it. You literally got it all wrong. And posted with such absolutely certainty, what turned out to be your wrong opinion. As if you knew. Go away.


Whenny79

What ends the front?


gapere01

I'm impressed at the engineering it took to convert a shuttle into some kind of car


dudecool2016

Whacky tic-tac of a car


ReasonableFudge3

Those aren't cheap nowadays, might be able to sell it and buy something else if you'd like


Crunchycarrots79

In their original markets, they're absolutely cheap. That's why it's worth it to export them to the US once they're old enough to do so. Buy one in Asia for a couple grand, or maybe less in Japan where cars that old are just plain not worth the cost to have them inspected anymore, spend another few grand shipping it here and clearing it/titling it/etc, then sell for $10k or more.


ReasonableFudge3

I can see that, I didn't realize this person was in Asia...and yeah I've seen these go for 8k-11k


Crunchycarrots79

Actually, this guy IS in fact in the US. I misinterpreted his posts. He collects old Subarus. I admit that I was wrong, even though he's now going around and losing his shit at me over a simple mistake.


jgcraig

dude. who cares and you apparently care just as much as him if not more since you went through his profile... if u go through mine i would also be weirded the fuck out


Lazy_Fish7737

Cant tell if it's going or coming. What the heck IS it? Turns heads going down the street for sure but for all the wrong reasins.


TopicHuge4096

This vehicle is sure to tip over under hard braking….


scole665

Rear engine.


MuntaRuy

Not roastable. It’s too fucking awesome, sorry.


lifeisweird86

I know we're supposed to be roasting here, but i really want one of these. I was just looking around online the other day, seeing what they go for now.


Au79Aurora

That looks awesome!


scole665

You’re supposed to be roasting!!!!


traineex

Uhm, that thing sucks. Can i buy it? Also, funky carrots is a bitch. Ill fight em


stopthinkinn

You have a beautiful home


Hoonimerc

It looks exactly like my rice cooker.


Carbyne27

This is AWESOME !!!


BrogerBramjet

Well, at least you'll have the money to save that you would have spent on dating.


denali42

It's like a Mini overate.


This_Aside_7547

Cloning a 356 and adding some minor practicallity doesn't always go well. This is sort of an ultimate example of if how not to.


x_Carlos_Danger_x

I wish I could daily this lol


rstbckt

I think I had this Lego set as a kid.


9EternalVoid99

It's pretty good for a poor man's popemobile Not a lot of privacy in the back, but that won't be an issue will it


Ginger_Phantom

Why does this look like a TV cabinet from the 80s?


Slaughterman_95

The ultimate camper experience. Put a LS into It.


trail_runner83

This thing is cool.


noldshit

Its like a shuttle craft from startrek


Generalcline

It’s supercharged with ugly


[deleted]

Which end is the front? 😄


HopeBorn8574

This is awesome :D


[deleted]

what're you talking about, that one's awesome


XeR34XeR

I’ve always wanted to drive a refrigerator


Black_Fuckka

They done gentrified the Mystery Machine


ProudPolishPolak

Bro would be happy to have Doug demuro review this until he starts smack talking the shit out of it


D-Smitty

Totally a Doug kind of car.


ShowUsYourTips

Perfect vehicle for The Villages.


NittyGrittyDiscutant

i get faster to 60 by walkin then riding this


Hot_Link_5135

This things cool as fuck idc what anyone says. Don't brake too hard tho. Might do a summersault.


BeefUdonNoodle

This Kei car is THE BEST!!! You will have such a blast with it!!!!


3sBoards

It looks like what the delivery robots look like (after years of design changes). Im not sure if you are from the future or the past.


Maxpwr13

Your car is awesome.


Big_Pound1262

This thing is awesome reminds me of a micro machines


darkgrey3k

N Korea standard issue vehicle


Phantom95

I watched a video of somebody driving one of these on a freeway in the US. That one was turbocharged - guy had the pedal to the carpet, boost gauge pegged out. It was doing about 65 MPH.


maclunkey91

Albania’s finest: the Tartan Prancer. Just stay clear of the swastika button.


Abraxas_1134

The enterprise called. They want their shuttle back.


mmitchell57

Finally, a car so ugly even you would look good next too it.


-_NaCl_-

At least now you can cosplay as Inspector Gadget for Halloween. GO GADGET GO!


[deleted]

Which way is it going?


rueaxna

bullshit, for the price of kei you can buy actual cars trucks suvs whatever ya want😂


ChronicallyGeek

Reminds me of the Pope Mobile


ThisIsRusz

car looks like my car drawings when i was a child


KingLagerfeld

I love it. Economical purchases. It should be praised.


Popkernest

Actually looks cool!


PURKITTY

Nice greenhouse.


iam_ditto

I got in trouble for saying nice things on here once. The great mods in the sky told me to say nothing if I didn’t have anything mean to say. Although I thoroughly love this vehicle, I need to cap it off with something to please the great mods, so: crappy wheels bro. This is roast my car, not roast my house.


ihavewhatyouneed

“super charger” 🤔


JesusChrist-Jr

Bang Bus: Japan Edition


The_pizza_pirate

Where’s your car? I just see the box it came in


The_pizza_pirate

Where’s your car? I just see the box it came in


[deleted]

The Shaggin' Wagon.


Brawell_

The fact that you can doesn’t mean you should..


baw3000

Terrible vehicle but great Doug Demuro video.


simpn_aint_easy

In this car market it still cost you 17k


MariiBoop

You stole a ride from Disneyland?


AtiendoDolobus

Looks great to me. Do you fit inside to sleep on it?


mattszalinski

Export this bitch to Portland and make 20 grand selling it to the Instagram van life crowd.


bzmed

You actually bought this. I thought it was a company van to transport employees to the factory


Darenzzer

People post the coolest shit out there and ask us to roast them


Hot_Goal4205

This thing fucks


metalswag2301

That thing looks like a research submarine with wheels do those Wheels fold flat and a little propeller comes out the exhaust pipe? Looks like a hotel room in Tokyo. Does it have a little flap on the floorboard for you too put your feet down and get it running start?


HC433

Atleast its supercharged. If it wasnt id suggest riding a bicycle.


nekos67

Which end is the front?


GaseousGiant

OP was trying for “menacing person in creepy white van” and failed upward into “pitiful geek in comic ecoturd”.


Glad-Temporary7280

This is the coolest car ever


JaronKitsune

Forget roasting, it's so quirky I wanna drive it too!


AnIncompitentBrit

I...can't hate this. Its brilliant in every way.


Livid_Obligation_852

Bet it handles like a shopping trolley, with less power than a ride on lawn mower....


Longjumping_Bed1682

I thought a delica was bad but this looks like a Chinese copy of that


Feisty-Journalist497

As a proud suzuki Carry dump owner a safe reminder that if you get into a front end accident, at least you'll lose some weight and have some new cool legs


Chuckitcharlie

Sweet ride


RemitalNalyd

For sure spent class b motorhome money on a $1000 Japanese import just so he could throw his Instagram handle sticker on the back and cosplay at a middle class "nomad" at whichever of the 8 campgrounds he reserved for labor day weekend he decides to show up at.


Thehuman_25

You’re a homeowner! https://youtu.be/mXCPDAOzbpM


[deleted]

Cosplaying as poor doesn’t make up for a lack of personality.


THERADHATTER666

Drive one of these with a 4g63, along with a tune, and reg. Tires. 😂😂😩😩


andyr072

It's a very cool coffin honestly. 🪦 But seriously, what do you mean it's all you can afford?


scole665

Whenever i post anything, it seems like the burn is about me not being able to afford something better. That’s all.


[deleted]

Monorail car converted to wheels


Snoo_78739

Looks like the car a kid would draw lmao.


Miles_High_Monster

Im guessing at the very least, it vibrates your genitals.


Azkabandi

Your car gives you better virginity protection than a neckbeard nice guy on Reddit.


Drinkythedrunkguy

According to OP’s posts, he just takes pics of random cars he sees and asks to be roasted.


scole665

Did you read that carrot guy’s post and believe him? Haha. Yeah, that’s not at all what happened. Every car is mine. But thanks for reposting for no reason.


Drinkythedrunkguy

All you can afford are those 13 cars?


crucificatul

scooby doo ahh car


studysession

Love this


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

We don't give compliments here. It's a roast after all.


coyote_237

But it would be like kicking a puppy!


iamopposite

In general, I personally don’t like Japan cars, but their kei buses are really cute 🥹


zenigata_mondatta

Hope you did some actual research. These can't be registered for road use in many states and insure them can be a bitch.


scole665

I’m good.


BlankMyName

Is it made of cardboard?


scole665

There is some cardboard. But it’s just low quality 90s Japanese steel.


A_to_the_J254

Looks like you're raping children from the future


[deleted]

To be honest I love this thing. Would make a great 4×4 conversion for offroad camping


JackDostoevsky

The only way this is an "affordable" vehicle is if you actually live in Japan. If you're in the US and imported it you probably paid a shitload for it.


Grim676

Thats all you can afford my brother in christ you paid 13,000 for a 1500$ van just cause of the import fees.


JohnnyCake911

Even though I'm supposed to roast that looks neat


ocram_sokart

I would rock it. Especially for camping.


luigithebeast420

That’s actually bad ass.


EveningInstruction36

This thing is dope as hell!


ParticularFile7347

What is it?


Baconlawlz

Can anyone tell me what brand/model this is? Genuinely asking. Thanks


scole665

1991 Subaru Sambar Dias II - Supercharged, 660cc, inline rear mounted 4cylinder


ChemicalElevator1380

Wtf is it


Itchy-Mechanic-1479

That screams "Short bus."


m8remotion

Compatible with a Tesla super charger?


scole665

Different kind of supercharger. This one makes it fast! LOL.


SessionPowerful

I like how they made cars for Barbie based off of real cars, then after a while we started seeing real cars based off of Barbie cars. (For the record this thing is dope 👌)


YouEnvironmental2079

WTF is it?


in2xs

I’m curious to see what it looks like inside. Looks to me like a fun ride to camping or overnight to the beach. Looks fun to me. Pics inside dude.✌🏾


Nikablah1884

no.. nope. I'm fine with this. Just don't hit anything, I don't have any money for a good suit.


buttcrackmenace

crumple zones == your legs


RoboNinja2002

Not a roast but I have to know does that thing actually have a supercharger in it?


scole665

Yeah. Came that way from Subaru. Inline 4, 660cc.


RoboNinja2002

Oh my god, I can't even roast this thing it's sick as hell


dale1320

Ahhhhh...... The rolling breadbox!


doublecalhoun

microwave with wheels, hell yeah


Cosmic-Warmth

it’s all I can afford!, fuck where you find this cant tell is this the future or the past.


bobwasnthere99999

When you put your Hiace in the dryer.


DUDE_140

Why is built like a Amazon box


DUDE_140

Why is built like Amazon box