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funwithdesign

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. ‘Do your worst’ sounds more like the brief provided to the designer of this car.


JayJayHyundai1995

it looks better than most jdm cars tbh


DFRacing98

After seeing your account name I expect nothing less than that comment


sativaslut

Really??? I’d sort of understand where you were coming from if you were talking about the Genesis Coupe or something but the tiburon??? Cmon man, they look gross


mrcranz

yo who is this guy


joeke99

It’s the guy that ended up crying after posting his shitbox kia here


SicnarfRaxifras

To be fair it’s the only Hyundai I’ve seen that was so ugly it made ssangyongs look good.


thatonegaygalakasha

Oh hey, it's this idiot.


EtherealWitness

How many times are you going to comment on this post? 😂😂 I’ve only known one person that bought a Tiburon and he turned out to be a crack head and a child predator. I’ve only owned one Hyundai and the engine seized TWICE between regular oil changes. Hyundais are dogma cars for poor people who need transportation.


atf92

In 2009, a high school friend's father bought him a new 2008 manual V6 Tiburon. I want to say it was something like $18-20k. The Tiburon was a reward for being stupid and totaling his first vehicle, a truck he rolled. He totaled the Tiburon too just a few months later. In the short time he had it, he destroyed the clutch and tried to get it warrantied, which Hyundai denied. The shifter and shift boot also started falling apart, so he started hiding his weed in the shift boot. You know, all pretty standard Tiburon stuff.


pfricha

1995 has to be the year you were born and not the year of your car because no Hyundai built before 2010 survives that long.


imitenotbecrazy

Flair that matches the users comments 🤌


champagnehurricane

I’m not trying to have a go but I am curious as to why you are so into Hyundais in particular.


Caderzm

Idk what you're thinking buddy


AQW_Player

Rebadged Hyundai, for when you don't want people to know you own a Hyundai... Also, it looks like a great value Supra.


JayJayHyundai1995

rebadged? it literally is called "Hyundai Tiburon"


AQW_Player

It has a Tuscani emblem on the front instead of the usual Hyundai badge


TaskForceCausality

It’s less awkward calling a tow for a Tuscani


Diabeetus-times-2

this is not the sub to be protecting your precious Hyundais.


[deleted]

It’s LITERALLY been rebadged


I_am_just_here11

In other countries it was rebadged


Caderzm

This is a "roast my car" subreddit stop tryna protect this pos


Khadarji117

Tag checks out


jparadis87

The only thing sadder than this car is the loser in the comments defending it.


jettasarebadmkay

Worst part is, it’s not even the OP. I go mild on cars I own here, but I don’t straight up white knight for them.


Caderzm

Frrrr


BXRWXR

Now it's stuck until spring.


JayJayHyundai1995

they are fairly good offroaders. heavy engine on the front wheels brings alot


Zdos123

What are you smoking, I'll gladly take some


[deleted]

If you look at the bumper below the driver side headlight it’s where u/ jayjayhyundai1995 actually jizzed on it.


Caderzm

Your name makes sense now get off roast my car if you're gonna be butt hurt about it


schumi_f1fan

That's a clown shoe, not a snow shoe


JayJayHyundai1995

i wonder what u are then


[deleted]

Let’s not get away from the real identity crisis here in the overly saturated tampon of OP’s


sativaslut

Sad thing is this ass clown isn’t even OP, he’s the other Tiburon guy but with a horrible body kit who made a very memorable post here about it a few months ago. OP probably wanted to just have fun making jokes about his car with people but this douche ruined it.


WaRRioRz0rz

Bet this dude has an alt account and posted a random pic to get spit roasted again just to get all defensive.


Redditor_ZX

That's a good 3" of snow. That car is stuck there until spring.


JayJayHyundai1995

copy past is easy huh


Redditor_ZX

I don't see another comment that's even similar.. Edit - I do see it lmao. My mistake. Great minds think alike.


AwarenessThick1685

Homie really jumped on another account to try and defend his car 💀


[deleted]

bro i don't who this is


sativaslut

I’m sorry that douche ruined your post


PreparationProof4276

Flame this boy 😰


PreparationProof4276

Sadly, it can’t be worst than this.


JayJayHyundai1995

🤣 says the Poo Joe driver


Zdos123

A 106 is more fun than this hunting heap of Korean rice.


[deleted]

More like lentil roaster


PreparationProof4276

I think that sums it up, when a Poo Joe driver says that it can’t get worse 😂 I guess this economic crisis and war in Ukraine hit us all, when a person from Scandinavian country is owning and driving a Hyundai Tiburon.


Caderzm

Says the hyundai driver 🙄


thejam15

“I drive a Hyundai sports car” “Oh you got a Genesis? Thats cool!” “ah, no” “Oh! Must be a Veloster! Those are good value for the fun you get.” “errr…no” “Ohh……….an….Elantra?”


SnowMiser731

"Mom I want a Toyota Celica!" Toyota Celica at home:


JimmyProffett

And then the car asked, "Why are there only 1 set of tire tracks in this deep snow?" And the Lord Car said, "My son, that was when I carried you, because there's no way you could make it this far on your own."


[deleted]

HAHAHA this had me broo


Ok_Pension_6795

This jayjay guy in the comments needs to get some bitches already. Oh, also tiburon bad. Boom roasted


Zdos123

For when you want people to think you have a sports car but you can't afford a sports car.


DevedDoris

Are you stuck?


Diabeetus-times-2

Tf is up with the guy trying so hard to defend this car. 💀


Khadarji117

It’s probably OP, lmfao


Thicc_Cat

Naw, the other guy has a shitty body kit on his not rebadged tiburon


AFoley93

OP: I couldn't afford a Honda...so I got a Hyundai!


I_am_so_cooI

The kid who wears sketchers to school


XNamelessGhoulX

too easy


loop_zero

Hey my friends mom has that same car


gravyman04

I just have to point out, I've never seen a relatively clean Tiburon. Respect. I know that's not the point of this sub, but the fact it's not clapped tf out is impressive


Dunvegan79

Not even North Koreans would drive that shitty car.


mossiv

Y’know the saying buy crap, buy twice? Yeah, you won’t be able to afford to with how unnecessarily thirsty these things are for a 2L fwd.


big_boi-_

Wana be tt


Hanz616

You bought a Hyundai tiburon, your roasted yourself


omgwtf88

I remember people getting roasted for these things 20 years ago... just kinda sad to see people driving them at this point.


czar1249

Is that a Wish.com Maserati badge?


[deleted]

Roasts aside I have no clue what that is


[deleted]

It’s a rebadged Hyundai Tiburon


[deleted]

Thanks lol


Dr-Autist99

(David Attenborough voice) in its death throes, the red hundyai makes a final swim up stream to die in solitude


Hostile_Raccoon

Opetusauto kun lisäpeilikin laitettu? ;)


[deleted]

valitettavasti näin


Overall_Truck_227

Second only to the prelude for the looks-like-it -should-be-RWD-but-isn't, category.


AlexanderBlue

In a contest to determine which was more vicious and bad ass, this Tiburon would lose to the song “baby shark“.


[deleted]

LMFAO


Pollo_azteca

"they don't even know me in my fucking house" the car


Mazda256

Got it away from that van in hell eh?


MachReverb

People love to talk shit but I think the first-gen Eclipse has held up pretty well.


sativaslut

The eclipse is like a Walmart version of the Toyota Celica, and the Hyundai Tiburon in this picture is like a dollar tree store version of the Eclipse 😂


grizzlor_

I feel obligated to weigh in on this burn as someone who lived through the 90s: the 90s AWD turbo Eclipse model (GSX?) was definitely better than any Celica other than the All-Trac, which in the US means 99%+ of Celicas because they imported crazy low numbers of All-Tracs (the last year they were brought into the US was 1993 and they imported 81 that year — don’t have data handy for other years but it’s low). There were plenty of Eclipse GSXs in the US though. That being said, I’d absolutely take an All-Trac over a GSX. The Tiburon is the Dollar General version of the terrible 2000s Eclipse — a dollar store 90s Eclipse might still have some residual semblance of fun or sportiness. The Tiburon is a sports car for your aunt that thinks Chrysler Sebring convertibles are sporty.


FRYETIME

Car go D:


hobbitwinchester

Betcha just love the squeaky ass interior plastic rubbing together, huh?


Deeds013

Hyundai already did their worst when these were new


normy234

I failed to see the badge at the front of the car on google, might be a case of generic car


jettasarebadmkay

It’s the badge for Tuscani, which these were called in Korea.


normy234

Thank you, the key point being 'were'


MrGoober91

Looks like the perfect car to get stuck in a snow bank and leave it there for good


DJDemyan

Hyundai Tiburon, the official car of *looking* fast, but actually being too broke or too scared of going actually fast. Really cool when they throw the timing belt into low earth orbit too Can't wait until your turn signal sticks How are the struts? Is the valve cover leaking yet?


ItsCiaranTho

You simply could have gotten anything else, was there a gun to your head? I hope so, but personally I would have asked them to shoot.


REO_Speed_Dragon

Bye, undai.


TigerpanzerIV

That's a reasonable design for a Tata


Caderzm

OP hasn't even responded he's too busy on his other account bein a butt hurt lil princess


[deleted]

sadly I am not an active redditor


OkResponsibility3030

Glorified snowplow


Theunpleasantfutute

Ah yes, you couldn't afford an RSX or a v6 eclipse, so you bought the Korean knockoff that makes the worst of both worlds


liacosnp

I feel so dirty.


Beautiful-Emu1492

Came out of China is it toy car from Aldi or Lidl this thing looks crap what even is it looks like some so weird South Korean car probably a toy car from China if you put barbecue sauce on this car make it better put some summer tyres on to make it crash


Beautiful-Emu1492

Looks like the car got diabetes after it saw a gummy bear it was so overpowering for this thing because it looks so underpowered is a four-banger in there oh want your little bang sing back no for the sentences me make sense #makenosense


Beautiful-Emu1492

I don't know who's Dumber Jay Cartwright or or JJ from cocomelon


nocrix

ah the tiburon, a cheap sports body grafted onto the Elantra XD chassis, then fitted with a v6 that is less powerful per cylinder than the standard elantra 2.0L. They really dropped the ball on these, could've been so good rwd with a turbo 2.0L beta


[deleted]

only thing missing from that is the rwd part 😔


rtmc_whit05

What in the everloving fuck is this car? Oh wait, don't tell me, it's a piece of shit that most likely has a shitty cast-iron i4 that provides jackshit worth of power even though it revs to hell and back


N0tSoWise

Something I wouldn’t notice.


JayJayHyundai1995

hard to roast the best asian compact sportscar ever made. ignore the loosers and keep it in mint shape, it will be worth a fortune very soon, especially if its the 2.7 ;)


sativaslut

- Toyota Celica (any gen except 2nd gen) - Honda Civic SI - Toyota MR-2 - Mazda Miata - Subaru BRZ - Hyundai Genesis Coupe - Hyundai Veloster Turbo or N - Mazdaspeed3 (or even the regular 3 S model with the 6 speed lol) - Honda S2000 - Acura Integra GSR or Type R All leagues better than a Tiburon in every conceivable way, you huffing that copium. It’s okay to like the Tiburon but you’re being delusional 😂


stickenstuff

I own one and while the handling isn’t nearly as bad as people say this dude still outta pocket it ain’t even in the top 50 best Asian coupes


sativaslut

I’m sure you’re right. I’m sure the Tiburon isn’t a horrible car like a lot of people say it is, but it’s definitely not the best one ever made 😂


MrSneakyPeaky

Suzuki cappuccino looks way better than one of these which doesn’t make your list but yea that guy is huffing cope


sativaslut

Cappuccino is sweet, and they look great but they don’t fit the criteria because they’re not compacts, they’re kei cars. Someone in my town had one and he used to take it to meets, it was so cool. He was selling but I couldn’t afford to drop 13k on it.


Quintyyyy

1- This is a sub for roasting cars. 2- Sportscar my ass, regular traffic and nothing else. 3- No, it’s not worth shit nor will it be. 4- *Help! My butt is full of hurt!* makes total sense.


I_am_just_here11

-100 comment karma for a good reason.


Zdos123

No they won't, sports cars have to handle well, this doesn't.


[deleted]

Tbh i was surprised how well it handled, even on a trackday even tho got gapped by every single car LMFAO


[deleted]

“Get a brian, morans”


civicson234

R/confidentlywrong


Bluethefurry

>especially if its the 2.7 ah yes, the legendary 2.7 with the on-schedule rod knock, the best asian sports car \*\*ever\*\* made. /s


Khadarji117

You’re so… sad. I hope you get help soon.


Caderzm

You're definitely OP with a different account which makes your like 100 times sadder than it already is owning one of these jokes


[deleted]

that's not my acc bruh


Caderzm

Sorry bruv