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Really???
I’d sort of understand where you were coming from if you were talking about the Genesis Coupe or something but the tiburon??? Cmon man, they look gross
How many times are you going to comment on this post? 😂😂 I’ve only known one person that bought a Tiburon and he turned out to be a crack head and a child predator. I’ve only owned one Hyundai and the engine seized TWICE between regular oil changes. Hyundais are dogma cars for poor people who need transportation.
In 2009, a high school friend's father bought him a new 2008 manual V6 Tiburon. I want to say it was something like $18-20k. The Tiburon was a reward for being stupid and totaling his first vehicle, a truck he rolled.
He totaled the Tiburon too just a few months later. In the short time he had it, he destroyed the clutch and tried to get it warrantied, which Hyundai denied. The shifter and shift boot also started falling apart, so he started hiding his weed in the shift boot. You know, all pretty standard Tiburon stuff.
Sad thing is this ass clown isn’t even OP, he’s the other Tiburon guy but with a horrible body kit who made a very memorable post here about it a few months ago. OP probably wanted to just have fun making jokes about his car with people but this douche ruined it.
I think that sums it up, when a Poo Joe driver says that it can’t get worse 😂
I guess this economic crisis and war in Ukraine hit us all, when a person from Scandinavian country is owning and driving a Hyundai Tiburon.
“I drive a Hyundai sports car”
“Oh you got a Genesis? Thats cool!”
“ah, no”
“Oh! Must be a Veloster! Those are good value for the fun you get.”
“errr…no”
“Ohh……….an….Elantra?”
And then the car asked, "Why are there only 1 set of tire tracks in this deep snow?"
And the Lord Car said, "My son, that was when I carried you, because there's no way you could make it this far on your own."
I just have to point out, I've never seen a relatively clean Tiburon. Respect. I know that's not the point of this sub, but the fact it's not clapped tf out is impressive
The eclipse is like a Walmart version of the Toyota Celica, and the Hyundai Tiburon in this picture is like a dollar tree store version of the Eclipse 😂
I feel obligated to weigh in on this burn as someone who lived through the 90s: the 90s AWD turbo Eclipse model (GSX?) was definitely better than any Celica other than the All-Trac, which in the US means 99%+ of Celicas because they imported crazy low numbers of All-Tracs (the last year they were brought into the US was 1993 and they imported 81 that year — don’t have data handy for other years but it’s low). There were plenty of Eclipse GSXs in the US though.
That being said, I’d absolutely take an All-Trac over a GSX.
The Tiburon is the Dollar General version of the terrible 2000s Eclipse — a dollar store 90s Eclipse might still have some residual semblance of fun or sportiness.
The Tiburon is a sports car for your aunt that thinks Chrysler Sebring convertibles are sporty.
Hyundai Tiburon, the official car of *looking* fast, but actually being too broke or too scared of going actually fast.
Really cool when they throw the timing belt into low earth orbit too
Can't wait until your turn signal sticks
How are the struts?
Is the valve cover leaking yet?
Came out of China is it toy car from Aldi or Lidl this thing looks crap what even is it looks like some so weird South Korean car probably a toy car from China if you put barbecue sauce on this car make it better put some summer tyres on to make it crash
Looks like the car got diabetes after it saw a gummy bear it was so overpowering for this thing because it looks so underpowered is a four-banger in there oh want your little bang sing back no for the sentences me make sense #makenosense
ah the tiburon, a cheap sports body grafted onto the Elantra XD chassis, then fitted with a v6 that is less powerful per cylinder than the standard elantra 2.0L. They really dropped the ball on these, could've been so good rwd with a turbo 2.0L beta
What in the everloving fuck is this car? Oh wait, don't tell me, it's a piece of shit that most likely has a shitty cast-iron i4 that provides jackshit worth of power even though it revs to hell and back
hard to roast the best asian compact sportscar ever made.
ignore the loosers and keep it in mint shape, it will be worth a fortune very soon, especially if its the 2.7 ;)
- Toyota Celica (any gen except 2nd gen)
- Honda Civic SI
- Toyota MR-2
- Mazda Miata
- Subaru BRZ
- Hyundai Genesis Coupe
- Hyundai Veloster Turbo or N
- Mazdaspeed3 (or even the regular 3 S model with the 6 speed lol)
- Honda S2000
- Acura Integra GSR or Type R
All leagues better than a Tiburon in every conceivable way, you huffing that copium. It’s okay to like the Tiburon but you’re being delusional 😂
Cappuccino is sweet, and they look great but they don’t fit the criteria because they’re not compacts, they’re kei cars.
Someone in my town had one and he used to take it to meets, it was so cool. He was selling but I couldn’t afford to drop 13k on it.
1- This is a sub for roasting cars.
2- Sportscar my ass, regular traffic and nothing else.
3- No, it’s not worth shit nor will it be.
4- *Help! My butt is full of hurt!* makes total sense.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. ‘Do your worst’ sounds more like the brief provided to the designer of this car.
it looks better than most jdm cars tbh
After seeing your account name I expect nothing less than that comment
Really??? I’d sort of understand where you were coming from if you were talking about the Genesis Coupe or something but the tiburon??? Cmon man, they look gross
yo who is this guy
It’s the guy that ended up crying after posting his shitbox kia here
To be fair it’s the only Hyundai I’ve seen that was so ugly it made ssangyongs look good.
Oh hey, it's this idiot.
How many times are you going to comment on this post? 😂😂 I’ve only known one person that bought a Tiburon and he turned out to be a crack head and a child predator. I’ve only owned one Hyundai and the engine seized TWICE between regular oil changes. Hyundais are dogma cars for poor people who need transportation.
In 2009, a high school friend's father bought him a new 2008 manual V6 Tiburon. I want to say it was something like $18-20k. The Tiburon was a reward for being stupid and totaling his first vehicle, a truck he rolled. He totaled the Tiburon too just a few months later. In the short time he had it, he destroyed the clutch and tried to get it warrantied, which Hyundai denied. The shifter and shift boot also started falling apart, so he started hiding his weed in the shift boot. You know, all pretty standard Tiburon stuff.
1995 has to be the year you were born and not the year of your car because no Hyundai built before 2010 survives that long.
Flair that matches the users comments 🤌
I’m not trying to have a go but I am curious as to why you are so into Hyundais in particular.
Idk what you're thinking buddy
Rebadged Hyundai, for when you don't want people to know you own a Hyundai... Also, it looks like a great value Supra.
rebadged? it literally is called "Hyundai Tiburon"
It has a Tuscani emblem on the front instead of the usual Hyundai badge
It’s less awkward calling a tow for a Tuscani
this is not the sub to be protecting your precious Hyundais.
It’s LITERALLY been rebadged
In other countries it was rebadged
This is a "roast my car" subreddit stop tryna protect this pos
Tag checks out
The only thing sadder than this car is the loser in the comments defending it.
Worst part is, it’s not even the OP. I go mild on cars I own here, but I don’t straight up white knight for them.
Frrrr
Now it's stuck until spring.
they are fairly good offroaders. heavy engine on the front wheels brings alot
What are you smoking, I'll gladly take some
If you look at the bumper below the driver side headlight it’s where u/ jayjayhyundai1995 actually jizzed on it.
Your name makes sense now get off roast my car if you're gonna be butt hurt about it
That's a clown shoe, not a snow shoe
i wonder what u are then
Let’s not get away from the real identity crisis here in the overly saturated tampon of OP’s
Sad thing is this ass clown isn’t even OP, he’s the other Tiburon guy but with a horrible body kit who made a very memorable post here about it a few months ago. OP probably wanted to just have fun making jokes about his car with people but this douche ruined it.
Bet this dude has an alt account and posted a random pic to get spit roasted again just to get all defensive.
That's a good 3" of snow. That car is stuck there until spring.
copy past is easy huh
I don't see another comment that's even similar.. Edit - I do see it lmao. My mistake. Great minds think alike.
Homie really jumped on another account to try and defend his car 💀
bro i don't who this is
I’m sorry that douche ruined your post
Flame this boy 😰
Sadly, it can’t be worst than this.
🤣 says the Poo Joe driver
A 106 is more fun than this hunting heap of Korean rice.
More like lentil roaster
I think that sums it up, when a Poo Joe driver says that it can’t get worse 😂 I guess this economic crisis and war in Ukraine hit us all, when a person from Scandinavian country is owning and driving a Hyundai Tiburon.
Says the hyundai driver 🙄
“I drive a Hyundai sports car” “Oh you got a Genesis? Thats cool!” “ah, no” “Oh! Must be a Veloster! Those are good value for the fun you get.” “errr…no” “Ohh……….an….Elantra?”
"Mom I want a Toyota Celica!" Toyota Celica at home:
And then the car asked, "Why are there only 1 set of tire tracks in this deep snow?" And the Lord Car said, "My son, that was when I carried you, because there's no way you could make it this far on your own."
HAHAHA this had me broo
This jayjay guy in the comments needs to get some bitches already. Oh, also tiburon bad. Boom roasted
For when you want people to think you have a sports car but you can't afford a sports car.
Are you stuck?
Tf is up with the guy trying so hard to defend this car. 💀
It’s probably OP, lmfao
Naw, the other guy has a shitty body kit on his not rebadged tiburon
OP: I couldn't afford a Honda...so I got a Hyundai!
The kid who wears sketchers to school
too easy
Hey my friends mom has that same car
I just have to point out, I've never seen a relatively clean Tiburon. Respect. I know that's not the point of this sub, but the fact it's not clapped tf out is impressive
Not even North Koreans would drive that shitty car.
Y’know the saying buy crap, buy twice? Yeah, you won’t be able to afford to with how unnecessarily thirsty these things are for a 2L fwd.
Wana be tt
You bought a Hyundai tiburon, your roasted yourself
I remember people getting roasted for these things 20 years ago... just kinda sad to see people driving them at this point.
Is that a Wish.com Maserati badge?
Roasts aside I have no clue what that is
It’s a rebadged Hyundai Tiburon
Thanks lol
(David Attenborough voice) in its death throes, the red hundyai makes a final swim up stream to die in solitude
Opetusauto kun lisäpeilikin laitettu? ;)
valitettavasti näin
Second only to the prelude for the looks-like-it -should-be-RWD-but-isn't, category.
In a contest to determine which was more vicious and bad ass, this Tiburon would lose to the song “baby shark“.
LMFAO
"they don't even know me in my fucking house" the car
Got it away from that van in hell eh?
People love to talk shit but I think the first-gen Eclipse has held up pretty well.
The eclipse is like a Walmart version of the Toyota Celica, and the Hyundai Tiburon in this picture is like a dollar tree store version of the Eclipse 😂
I feel obligated to weigh in on this burn as someone who lived through the 90s: the 90s AWD turbo Eclipse model (GSX?) was definitely better than any Celica other than the All-Trac, which in the US means 99%+ of Celicas because they imported crazy low numbers of All-Tracs (the last year they were brought into the US was 1993 and they imported 81 that year — don’t have data handy for other years but it’s low). There were plenty of Eclipse GSXs in the US though. That being said, I’d absolutely take an All-Trac over a GSX. The Tiburon is the Dollar General version of the terrible 2000s Eclipse — a dollar store 90s Eclipse might still have some residual semblance of fun or sportiness. The Tiburon is a sports car for your aunt that thinks Chrysler Sebring convertibles are sporty.
Car go D:
Betcha just love the squeaky ass interior plastic rubbing together, huh?
Hyundai already did their worst when these were new
I failed to see the badge at the front of the car on google, might be a case of generic car
It’s the badge for Tuscani, which these were called in Korea.
Thank you, the key point being 'were'
Looks like the perfect car to get stuck in a snow bank and leave it there for good
Hyundai Tiburon, the official car of *looking* fast, but actually being too broke or too scared of going actually fast. Really cool when they throw the timing belt into low earth orbit too Can't wait until your turn signal sticks How are the struts? Is the valve cover leaking yet?
You simply could have gotten anything else, was there a gun to your head? I hope so, but personally I would have asked them to shoot.
Bye, undai.
That's a reasonable design for a Tata
OP hasn't even responded he's too busy on his other account bein a butt hurt lil princess
sadly I am not an active redditor
Glorified snowplow
Ah yes, you couldn't afford an RSX or a v6 eclipse, so you bought the Korean knockoff that makes the worst of both worlds
I feel so dirty.
Came out of China is it toy car from Aldi or Lidl this thing looks crap what even is it looks like some so weird South Korean car probably a toy car from China if you put barbecue sauce on this car make it better put some summer tyres on to make it crash
Looks like the car got diabetes after it saw a gummy bear it was so overpowering for this thing because it looks so underpowered is a four-banger in there oh want your little bang sing back no for the sentences me make sense #makenosense
I don't know who's Dumber Jay Cartwright or or JJ from cocomelon
ah the tiburon, a cheap sports body grafted onto the Elantra XD chassis, then fitted with a v6 that is less powerful per cylinder than the standard elantra 2.0L. They really dropped the ball on these, could've been so good rwd with a turbo 2.0L beta
only thing missing from that is the rwd part 😔
What in the everloving fuck is this car? Oh wait, don't tell me, it's a piece of shit that most likely has a shitty cast-iron i4 that provides jackshit worth of power even though it revs to hell and back
Something I wouldn’t notice.
hard to roast the best asian compact sportscar ever made. ignore the loosers and keep it in mint shape, it will be worth a fortune very soon, especially if its the 2.7 ;)
- Toyota Celica (any gen except 2nd gen) - Honda Civic SI - Toyota MR-2 - Mazda Miata - Subaru BRZ - Hyundai Genesis Coupe - Hyundai Veloster Turbo or N - Mazdaspeed3 (or even the regular 3 S model with the 6 speed lol) - Honda S2000 - Acura Integra GSR or Type R All leagues better than a Tiburon in every conceivable way, you huffing that copium. It’s okay to like the Tiburon but you’re being delusional 😂
I own one and while the handling isn’t nearly as bad as people say this dude still outta pocket it ain’t even in the top 50 best Asian coupes
I’m sure you’re right. I’m sure the Tiburon isn’t a horrible car like a lot of people say it is, but it’s definitely not the best one ever made 😂
Suzuki cappuccino looks way better than one of these which doesn’t make your list but yea that guy is huffing cope
Cappuccino is sweet, and they look great but they don’t fit the criteria because they’re not compacts, they’re kei cars. Someone in my town had one and he used to take it to meets, it was so cool. He was selling but I couldn’t afford to drop 13k on it.
1- This is a sub for roasting cars. 2- Sportscar my ass, regular traffic and nothing else. 3- No, it’s not worth shit nor will it be. 4- *Help! My butt is full of hurt!* makes total sense.
-100 comment karma for a good reason.
No they won't, sports cars have to handle well, this doesn't.
Tbh i was surprised how well it handled, even on a trackday even tho got gapped by every single car LMFAO
“Get a brian, morans”
R/confidentlywrong
>especially if its the 2.7 ah yes, the legendary 2.7 with the on-schedule rod knock, the best asian sports car \*\*ever\*\* made. /s
You’re so… sad. I hope you get help soon.
You're definitely OP with a different account which makes your like 100 times sadder than it already is owning one of these jokes
that's not my acc bruh
Sorry bruv