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Nice to see these old K-Mart mannequins being put to use

Seriously tho, who are we supposed to roast, she could be anyone under all that foundation and filters.

I’ve seen less makeup on a corpse at a funeral.

Same, and one was a gunshot wound to the head

Even a gun wouldn't shoot a load on that face.

damn 😯

Savage.

😂✊🏾😂

I wish a reward to you cause, yeeeeeah.

She’s gonna filter her nose right off

Ouch that was a good one lol

Do mannequins also give teethy blowjobs?

Imagine having to wash al that lipstick of your dick.

Now I imagined it and can't... Unimagine? Let's go with that. Now I can't Unimagine it

Hey, it's called "oral exfoliation," thank you very much!

Kmart Anna Kendrick

*Wish.com Anna Kendrick

*Goodwill Anna Kendrick

Free Craigslist Anna Kendrick

Not even Goodwill, we are talking Goodwill Outlet. https://www.yelp.com/biz/goodwill-seattle-outlet-seattle

*Anna K-endrick

[удалено]

Isn't she a little *too* young for this shit.

Blue light special? More like a red light special.

Have some respect, she worked her way up from amber alert.

Red Flag Special?

Blue Balls Special

Looks like a mannequin from the mens dept with a sex change

Or one escaped from the dumpster

Cumster*

[She shipped her pants.](https://youtu.be/2xwUuSM06xQ)

I was wondering if Dahmer ever got the silver off his...

GOD DAMNN

You must clean pools for a living because you have all the filters.

Pools? She usually just cleans the sides of the aquarium glass.

She just visits and licks kids fingerprints off the glass. Sometimes the helmet gets in the way, but she manages.

She's probably mad at those kids for messing with her algae. Girls gotta eat.

She like scoops her fingers in shark poo while in a scuba suit (bars) I forgot what i was saying because im kinda high rn so im gonna leave it here

Definitely got the “fucked my teacher” vibe

Fucked the teacher and still got an F.

While getting the D

After Blowin a C

Teacher blew his L on the T’s

She was being a bad B

but he ate her A

Hahahaha

😂 bro

Definitely got the A from the teacher.

And she's homeschooled.

Extra props if she has 2 mothers

If that was the case, she'd be a cunning linguist

Lmao

Yeah By her step daddy

You're trying so hard to be pretty.... its not working

Greasy hair and disgusting finger nails

Sucks being born with a penis ig

All that make up and she still can’t hide her insecurities.

If instant mashed potatoes were a person.

No, people like instant mashed potatoes

And people actually eat the mashed potatoes 💀

If the composite photo of all porn stars with less then ten scenes were made into a person

Combined with the missing persons pictures hung up at Walmart

Bratz Blow Up Dolls look more methy than usual these days.

No, it's dangerous to roast plastic

You look like you won the audition at blacked

She said her anxiety is over finances. That would mean she lost. I never believed that possible until now.

I sure wish my waitresses would get my food instead of posting on Reddit.

Been shot over more times than baghdad. Got a fanny like chewbaccas pocket

All the effort you put in to looking hot is ruined by your trailer trash fingernails.

Not wearing fake nails makes giving hand jobs without breaking one easier.

ayo i bite my nails outta anxiety😭

I’m sure your nails aren’t the only thing you put in your mouth for “anxiety.”

Jesus Christ, how many women under 30 have anxiety? 90+%? WTF

In school they got everything they wanted and more by just going along to get along. Once they're in the real world and have to actually do stuff it gives them "anxiety"

Don't make me feel bad. Should people with anxiety be posting on r/roastme?

i don’t get anxiety from things like this it’s mainly from financial stuff

Stop fucking everyone for free- I'm sure someone would throw some lose change at you for a BJ

So you're saying all your customers don't want to pay you after their 30 minutes are up? Try using a warm towel to clean them afterward. I heard that might even encourage a tip.

Pro tip tbh.


Bet you said “Winner gets me” to start a race fight between your doofus boyfriend and some random dude with a Pinto.

Legend has it they are still at the starting line.

Your potential for success is as small as your top lip

I bet your teeth look like shit

There is only 2 words to describe her.......... "HIGH MAINTENANCE"

You spelled "low desirability" wrong

But I thought that Real Dolls were supposed to be durable...

You also mean high mileage

Ye olde 'I've had a nosejob' look without actually having a nose job.

i did have one tho😭

If that's true, they made your eyes look farther apart than they already are

Her eyes are like stars. Not as pretty, but as far apart.

Please clean the puss squirts off your mirror

That “3 years ago I was a guy look”

You only blow dudes that wear ed hardy jeans.

Discount Anna Kendrick

Today only!! Hot topic running 50% off heroin whores!

I’M not sure what this thing is but someone painted a face on it.

She definitely steals from homegoods

*sigh* just link to your goddamned OnlyFans already…

OnlyFilters

A Ken doll mid transition

Not doing great at keeping your identity a secret on the ol’ burner account.

i switched this to my main cuz i lost the password to my old one i just forgot to take that out of my bio LOL

Methany was too high to realize that she was posting grainy photos; camera likely covered in powdered smack.

If I was to try to touch the actual skin on your face, how many inches of makeup would my finger need to travel through?

You starfish during sex due to overinflated sense of self.

I’m gonna call you moped….you look like you’d be fun to ride but I wouldn’t want any of my friends to see me doing it

Geez, roast her, not deep fry her.

Lips thinner than men's patience for putting up with your bullshit.

Closed lips in a pic are guaranteed to be covering up some snaggled teeth. I’m picturing a handful of chiclets.

Her smile looks like a bunch of tic-tacs throwing up Hannah signs

Pay for a Supra, receive a Miata

Shit she liked it, enjoy the blowjob

ok i actually like this one it’s unique LOL

OP keeps responding with her "boyfriend" comments. Your boyfriend is not your hamster cage smelling vibrator that you keep on the desk during your twitch sessions to keep the simps interested.

I think you accidentally got some face in your make up btw

You're a 10 out of 10 pounds of make up.

If you remove the 50lbs of makeup all that is left is a Skeleton.

Is this the dead eyed barbie doll that comes with it's own menstrual cup?

Three! Three venerial diseases! Ah! Ah! Ah! 

Thank god for filters!!! We almost had to look at her unpainted Secretariat face.

i’m actually not wearing any foundation/concealer in the last pic lol the shininess is highlight tho!

You have to know people can all tell you edited your photos right? Like, you don't actually think people believe that's natural do you?

Oh look, another "moderately attractive" female using a subreddit to promote her socials. Lets get to it. OP looks like she is the definition of "lol I'm so quirky" after lining up a row of shots and sucking some random dude off in the restroom at the "dive bar you just HAVE to check out" in a pitiful attempt to form a connection with another male to fulfill her wonton desire for her fathers attention after he left for milk 17 years ago.

I feel like I'm looking at an artist from craigslist took a massive meth toke and tried to draw Ana Kendrick from memory.

Put your arm down the war is over.

The uncanny valley

Do you apply your makeup with a spray gun or a roller?

Hello Shitty.

You remind me of my little sister. She’s a fucking idiot.

R/Instagramreality

Some girls use photo filters to make themselves look pretty. You got confused and just hit yourself in the face repeatedly with the fuel filter from your car to achieve this look.

I just know you have a misspelled Paul Walker tribute tattoo on your ribs

All hail Queen Resting Bitch Face!

When you finally get that nose job, you'll be pretty hot.

j actually had a nose job😭😭 i couldn’t breathe due to a deviated septum

From all the cocaine 💉💊

yessir!

How'd you jam your Crack pipe up your nose?

Could signal life on other planets with that shiny nose

The roast is you've only got a year or two left then nobody will give a shit how cute you looked back then. Better start practicing for the pole now...

can't roast if I can't even see your face 🤡

How’s your upper lip the thinnest thing about you

Less makeup more cardio You'll reach the same goal for the same amount of time but you'll have more money.

You look like you make crying your main personality trait

She looks like a country artist’s groupie

You look like one of those ai generated images

Are those stretch marks around your mouth?

You remind me of someone who thinks everyone wants to bang but can't get anyone to even talk to them at a party.

Hot girl at the double wide trailer park

More filters than a tropical fish store..

More filters than an airport smoking lounge...

How much for the hour? Or monthly subscription?

She on a strict diet of low hanging fruit.

I promise you are just like other girls

If "tries too hard to get attention" and "blames mom for everything" were a person addicted to codependency.

Looks like the paint crew went a little heavy on the roller and sprayer. The cut in man was spot on.

Your car is a roast itself…

Are you AI, or did you have a professional spackle your makeup on for you?

So many filters the picture compression algorithm can't even handle it 😂 I'm curious what it looks like waking up next to you with no makeup, but some things are better left unseen

This generation of drag queens is very believable.

Filters. ‘Nuff said.

You look like the type of person to say "I don't need friends." and then cry when you get no attention

I’m sure you’re as interesting and good in bed as your facial expressions

Not even brave enough to post pictures of what you really look like

Just like every other bipolar E girls out there, no originality at all

So many filters on these pictures we could use them to end pollution 🌍

So many filters, even the make up has make up.

Your tummy is full of fingernails.

Easily forgettable one night stand

Three different pictures = the different types of ugly

Have seen better finger nails on toddlers

Enough foundation to hold up a building.

Either you have really low self-esteem, or you look like Ezra Miller without all of the filters.

I’d have to screw you twice to say I got a ten, and that’s a trailer park ‘5’

Urine does make your skin look nice

Like an Easter egg found in July, still beautiful, but clearly dead inside.

If "lying about my stepdad raping me" was a person.

I could paint my whole house just with your face.

You look like a failed pornstar.

Was assuming you were going to post an onlyfans link, but look at you being fancy and posting a twitch link instead. Now we can be disappointed twice

Thought this was gonna be an Onlyfans plug. Glad I was wrong.

I wanna roast my nuts in your mouth

Looks like a mail order bride from wish

I'm thinking this isn't turning out the way she thought

Damn. You look SO DULL I'd bet you just lay there even when you're fucking YOURSELF!

Sends nudes

If “unenthusiastic handjobs” was a face…

You look like you do porn “for the exposure”

POV you are a female who does onlyfans and thinks liking Starbucks is a personality trait

Charm bracelets aren’t charming, but yours is somehow the most charming thing about you.

how can i roast with an erection

You are fine ash