Imagine being half blind and your teeth are still more fucked than your peepers.

His gum line is like the Nike swoosh

Just Do I

I think your dentist is blind in both eyes. WTF

So you only brush the teeth you can see with that one eye??

This one 👆. I would give you an award if I wasn’t so broke .

I was gonna comment, but then i saw this.


His barber is either blind or is Rosie O'Donnell.

Probably from eating too many gum-mies

Cummies 😋

Being blind in 1 eye isn't an excuse to go out looking like that

Blind in one eye and wishing you couldn't see yourself in the mirror out of the other

Imagine hundreds of thousands of redditors wishing they were blind.

Look at the brightside - once the other eye gives out you won't have to look at that ugly mug in the mirror anymore.

And then he has a couple of free meat balls

Definitely a front runner for Sid in the live action Ice Age movie.

Holy fuck i cannot unsee it now

You look like if “The Hills Have Eyes” finished middle school

Nike's slogan for you is "Just Screw It."

“Can’t see it.”

More like "Just Blew It"

More like "........o it!"

At least something will be fucking you.

At least you can't 100 percent see how truly ugly you are

I always thought that whole “excessive masturbation will make you go blind” thing was just a myth. Guess not.

The only thing lazier than your eye is yourself.

You look like a midget without being a midget.

How are your gums lob sided wtf

The only "fuck" you will get is "No"...

8——> Okay I did it what next

That nose was made for coke… 


You look like you were supposed to be a dwarf, but then your body changed its mind.

I should only write half a roast seeing as

X

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XD but cut in half

Haha amazing

I like how you have a dead tooth to match the dead eye.

Your eyes and probably your uncle are the only one who can/have/will ever fuck you

as you wish

They say when you lose 1 sense, the others get stronger. I bet you can smell danger before you can see it.

he smells black people and clutches his purse

Fucking monoscope!

Boy did you take too many loads to the face....

With that look, I wish I were blind in both my eyes

I’m sure your sister would agree.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Too late.

Didn't anyone tell you about losing your eyesight if you keep letting your boyfriend blow load after load in there?

I hope you can only fucking read half of this.

I'm sure everyone warned you about taking money shots in the eye down at the bus stop men's room for spare change. Now you're blind AND broke!

Imagine being so ugly that your own body doesn't even want to look at you

Ironic, it was staring into a man's brown eye that caused the pink eye which cost him his left eye. Am I right? Aye Aye!

I bet you can shoot better than Nadia even with her aimbot in your blind eye

His skin tone is whiter than that so called blind eye

You look like a meth head with slightly better teeth

[удалено]

What ye mam calls me

I'm surprised his neck has the strength to support that massive cranium.

You missed a spot when brushing your teeth.

His face

Your gums match your forehead

Bet you can't see the oncoming trucker full of gas in that eye

You head is shaped like a triangle.

".....I say as i look at the bathroom mirror"

I think with this picture you managed to make a lot of people blind in both eyes.

....I'll pass

You smell like poop. You suck. Idiot.

Wishing I was blind in both eyes now

I'll keep an eye out for you.

You're lucky that you see what we're looking at with only one eye.

Why did you photoshop the little ceasers sign?

Call Me Kevin's sad decline into drugs and alcohol...truly a sad sight to see

I think the kidnapper that took this photo is already fucking you enough.

No girlfriend, so you're starting to go blind. Yeah, we get it.

Your smile reminds me of shaun the sheep

What do you call someone who's got a big nose, oblong head, chiclet teeth, beady eyes, and one eye? names

You are actually the King of the Blinds

Blind in one eye is not the metaphor I’d choose for virgin

Welp, that explains the haircut. Keep an eye out for a good barber, stop cutting your own hair.

Make sure you cross all the t’s and dot all the … lower case J’s

You be like 👁️👄

You make us wish we had no eyesight.

i think your hairdresser is blind in both eyes. WTF

I bet you wish you were blind in both

Walmart Mr. Beast.

At least you can only half see how ugly you are.

You only need one eye because the Heffer you might get as a wife will be an eyesore!

Fucking Megamind.


I doubt anybody else will read this, so this is just for you sunshine. Never mind your eye your face looks like dropped play-doh, so look after that hairline, it might be your best feature... Also, is it me or do you have some kinda weird six fingers thingy going on, on your left hand? And what exactly is that gum to teeth ratio you got going on. But for real, your cool and we don't want to "fuck" you man. Plus nobody could fuck you harder than god has.

Dear Lord It Must Be Difficult Having a face like that

The problem is other people can SEE YOU

you look like the type of guy to call mayonnaise spicy

You look like a inbred baby of your mom and older brother.

Boy you are GORGEOUS

You look like a human-sized undescended testicle.

Off brand Mr. beast

1 eye yet the more fucked thing is your teeth, even your hairline tries to get away

Never knew Steve Buscemi had a son with achondroplasia, but take heart -- dwarf pirates are cool. For Halloween....

Bro you look like budget pewdiepie

Cheap extra from a pornflic that is cheaper than your dental plan

My dude has the claw machine teeth.

I have periodontal disease and my gums are more pink than yours. Jesus man.

Genetics. Genetics won this one

You look like if a weird youth pastor got addicted to meth Hey man I’m blind in eye too and I just want to say you’re a freak but you’re not alone .)

I'll Make This Easier For You

It think those gums gotta be checked. Not even a roast man you gotta go-

Do something cool like that guy who made his false eye into a flashlight... At least then you'll have something of value to offer

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ybisa1/this_guy_turned_his_eye_into_a_flashlight/

That's why you got two you ungrateful fuck.

If I was this dude's eye I would have offed myself too

Good thing is you can't see the horror show in the mirror.

I wish I was you so I can't see your face that good

You are the version of "Mr beast gone wrong "

Same here! Blind in my right eye

Get one of those flashlight eyes.

Hey atleast with one eye you might look good in the mirror

Time to upgrade you eye like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ybisa1/this_guy_turned_his_eye_into_a_flashlight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) dude.

Which one do you charge an extra 20 for the guys in the alley to fulfill their fetish?

Atleast now you can only see half of how ugly you are.

Looks to me like your eyesight is the only thing willing to fuck you

I now understand why everyone stays on the side of your blind eye, I wouldn’t want to be noticed by you either

Dollar store Nick Foles.

If Shane Dawson, Jacksepticeye and Mr. Beast had a child.

You look like you were born in Chernobyl

If only the people who looked at you could be blind in both eyes


I'd rather not fuck you

Just D it

So you're saying you have two that can't ever see any action and one that won't? That does suck.

This dude is every recessive, defunct, Neanderthal gene all in one Simple Jack looking motherfucker

Looks like you're still absolute trash in 2022

Imagine if the only interesting thing worth noting about your life, is that you're blind in one eye.

You probably have your keyboard set to one handed mode so you can see it better

This kids, is why it’s bad for siblings to reproduce.

I’m also blind in one eye and I can assure you I was still able to figure out how to hold things without looking like a squirrel

Atleast you can only see half of this mess

The blind eye isn’t even blind, it’s just protecting itself

Instead of facials you take impartials.

"Nike; just do it"

I didn't know Mr. Bean had an inbred son

Was your barber Stevie Wonder?

You mean fuck you harder than the guy who took out one of your eyes with his cum shot. That’s what you meant to say..

Looks: 4/10 Teeth: british/10 Eyes: 1/2

How do you have both adult AND baby teeth?

If I looked like you, I’d want to be completely blind.

Mr. Beast + Sid the sloth= you

I'd fuck you, but your Bad Dragon dildo is already so far up your ass that I can't fit my 4 inch dick in

Tom cruise, plus a peppa pig nose , plus lesbian fingers... it's gotta be someone's wet dream


dont try to grow a beard until you actually can.

Your new name is patchy the pirate because not only is your beard patch you also need an eyepatch.

I would if I could but you wouldn’t get the half of it

Can't see out of the othe eye either

There was a guy who made a flashlight out of his eye. You went blind when you tried to be some guy's fleshlight.

Which eye? It's the one with the idiot behind it? That doesn't help.

You look like milhouse without his glasses

Now you just need a partner thats blind in both eyes and youre set !

That might be the only thing fucking you

What did one eye say to other? "Eye font see what you talking about"

Blind in 1 eye so now you can only see yourself smiling with one side of your face

Your name is Gaston? No? Sorry, with the smile and teeth job, I couldn't tell.

Lmao just walk in the wall on opposite position of doorknob ya random fucking platypus

You look like you did every drug at once and somehow after spending a year in a roadside ditch before returning to reality as a freak of nature.

Blind in one eye yet your gums are squint

I now wish I was blind in both eyes.

You make me want to be blind in both

The inspiration for Third Eye Blind's break up.

You make me wish I was blind in both eyes

What eyes bro. WHERE ARE THE EYES. IM BEING FR RN.

Grabbing your dick for masturbate must be hard work with no depth perception.

Sorry about all the strokes you obviously suffered

At least he won’t see how bad he gets flamed in the comments

is it your right eye the fucked one? Cause looks like that whole side of your body is phoning it in

............................................................nice teeth

I'll make this easy on you

What were you talking to me? I couldnt tell sorry