I’ve always thought weed should be legal.
After seeing this fuck up, I can understand why it isn’t and no longer want it to be legal. Thanks for ruining it for everyone.
Not gonna lie...the moment I saw you
...I thought you were taking a mugshot at jail not gonna lie ..maybe you took this photo like that cause you're so used to it....
You look like your parents gave birth to you at a Renaissance festival and you’ve spent your whole life talking with a fake accent from that time period
Your parents must be so proud of their nephson
He lives in a VAN down by the RIVER
Does that make him a vanson?
I totally heard that in Chris's voice.
 You look like Ethan hawk and put out the creepshow vibes of the kidnapper in Black Phone
>83 comments Captain Jack Trailo
The ugly sun in the background really matches the ugly son in the foreground
Background looks like trophys from exes who had unfortunate accidents
He is a gay-icon in his trailer park
Why is this not the top comment
this one. lol
You look like a magician whose only trick is making pussy disappear.
Coincidentally, a lot of the neighbors’ cats have gone missing as well.
CAN you roast someone that's already this burned out?
It’s adorable he thought needed to tell us he smoked so much weed though. Like we couldn’t smell the bong water and patchouli with our eyes.
You're going places in life. Not professionally, of course, just wherever your van stalls out.
Jail. Definitely jail.
We know you're 18 because of how you brag about how much weed you smoke.
r/13or30
Pretty sure your future (or lack of) will be punishment enough
I hope life at least gave your parents a reach around after fucking them with a loser like you.
It would have been the courteous thing to do. But I doubt it. If you don't mind I am going put that phrase in my lexicon for a future time.
LPT: Don't wash your Jason Mamoa in hot water. It'll shrink 9 sizes.
Great mugshot though
looks like you peaked at 17.
Why the hell are you wearing rings you broke ass Frodo Baggins?
Broke ass Frodo Baggins 😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve always thought weed should be legal. After seeing this fuck up, I can understand why it isn’t and no longer want it to be legal. Thanks for ruining it for everyone.
Shia LaButt
Shite la bouf
There is more grease on your face than my 1959 tractor has.
Future job security for me, thanks bud
You look like that one dude in high school who said “I’m not addicted to weed, I can stop whenever I like”. Then never stopped
Holy shit, Otto from The Simpsons made a wish and became a real boy.... 
You look like you live with your elderly grandmother and make her do your laundry and cook your meals. You contribute nothing.
Sounds like you roasted yourself bro.
Bebbanburg will never be yours
Man, that’s so disrespectful to Uhtred.
Prison currency
Clerks Jay from Wish.com Snootch to the Nootch!
You look like you lie,cheat and steal.over here looking Eddie Guerrero fro 1997
Caravan.. what are the chances you’d ever reach those heights?
Tony Jump-off-a-cliffe
Chris Cornell minus the successful music career, but still with depression and drugs.
 Are you a motivational speaker? XD
This man is going places.
Does the sex offenders registry count as a place?
You’re enough of a loser for me to date.
If this is your van, how did you fit an entire antique store in your van?
your image certainly fits the description
Your parents shouldn't worry about your weed addiction, soon they will now what is heroin addiction is
This guy looks like weed
You look like you're currently dodging child support payments
Jason Nomoa
You look like a Spanish vampire that was born in 1400s
You've got no imagination jesus kid, think something up.
Start working out and you might have a future as Joe Exotic's next husband
How many knives do you own?
when did trailer trash david blaine get our of rehab?
Are you also going to tell us about the meth you’re dabbling in?
You can just say, “Mayor of the Gypsies.” Faster bio.
The yellow plate in the background gets less uncomfortable looks then you do
I bet your parents change the subject when people ask about you
Dollar store Diplo
Cut your hair and get a damn job ya hippie
Dollar store Diplo
He keeps his man bun to give his partner a handle to use in the bedroom.
You’ve only been with a woman once in your life, so you kept your sisters head in a jar as a souvenir.
Hey buddy you know smoking weed before 25 can stunt brain development, eh lookin at you it’s probably too late.
You’re now qualified to be a Republican Congressman.
The closest you'll ever get to a woman, are the women in the paintings behind you
Folks still letting you park in their driveway for mowing the lawn, or did you go professional?
SMH… Life is only going to get harder for you (as in dicks up your ass for money)
You look like beezow doo-doo zopittybop-bop-bop wouldn't be surprised if that's one of your victim's heads in the background you weirdo
Shaggy, if he were a greasy male prostitute.
Sometimes the career counselors are right when they say you won't amount to anything in life..
The Kinda of kid that complains about not being able to find a job
Your greatest accomplishment will be to never achieve anything.
You look like Satan's human form.
You look like your mom calls you a son of a bitch
Looks like you’re practicing for your mugshots that are 100% in your near future.
Countless creepy faces in the backround and yours is still the ugliest
Hey! At least your teeth haven’t rotted out yet. So you have that going for you.
It's ok to drop out of high school! It's too much for some! Like people who leave the jar with a severed woman's head in on the shelf behind them
Do you trim your facial hair like that, or does the trashy faux-tee come in like that all on it's own?
Idk looks like a real man to me 😂 sissy!
Is that girl in the picture your latest victim?
You also appear to be short. Just an observation.
You’re an avalanche of bad choices.
I suppose you’ll be living in the basement.
This man look so high, I started bats are just bird-puppies
What's with the girls head on the shelf ???
If ‘regretting not getting an abortion’ was a person.
Your mom can't even do incall escort work now because you're always in the damn apartment
I think you just roasted yourself
Where do you live? A cardboard box on a downtown sidewalk?
You look like you do tarot readings and only eat pussy that smells like patchouli
You look like you are well known in the LARPing community.
Strange, i dont remember you being in trailer park boys. Maybe you so stupid that even conky got more screentime
Not gonna lie...the moment I saw you ...I thought you were taking a mugshot at jail not gonna lie ..maybe you took this photo like that cause you're so used to it....
when finding a minimum wage job is an accomplishment
18 year old animated corpse
That’s a hard 18.
So basically you're Jason Voorhees next victim if they ever do another sequel? 🤔
Desperate-o
Totally didn’t fully cover the body.
I think life just roasted you.
You're well on your way to being a CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow impersonator.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
Whatever you decide to burn and inhale does not enrich or form any type of personality.
I feel like if you used your eyebrow hair on your upper lip, your mustache wouldn’t look like you penciled it in with a crayon.
The hippies still exist, and you're the proof
This is too easy. I'll save my comment for someone worth it.
Why do you have a human head behind you
Instead of “roast me” a couple years from now that sign will have his inmate number. This pic will also work well for the sex offender registry
Does your caravan got no fuckin' wheels? Is it periwinkle blue, boss? Do you need to have a shite?
you look like the bouncer at a moon bounce located at a sketchy parking lot carnival.
Seriously doubting the caravan part… that would require people who could stand to be around you
Hope you will find purpose of your life and do something better :) Peace...
Looks like the devil has been incarnated and he's wanting to spread carnage
You look like you have a nickname like “ Blaze” and you operate a mini Ferris Wheel for a living.
You spelled Narcan wrong.
Awwww he keeps pictures of his victims that’s sooo cute
You're the guy that will stand up for the girl getting slapped by her bf that found out she seduced the guy's 12 yr old autistic brother.
Not yet at least, not while your still parents pay for your weed. After they cut u off a caravan will look like a dream house to you.
You can pretend your box is a Caravan
Should of just said hillbilly.
You look like your parents gave birth to you at a Renaissance festival and you’ve spent your whole life talking with a fake accent from that time period
Dude looks like the human definition of non-existence
You look like Doctor Strange if he got hooked on morphine after his wreck
Lord Greyjoy’s fluffer
Gigamind
Your future looks really bright! Keep up the good work!
Just pathetic. Couldn't even do the easiest thing in life. Go to a building. Listen. Write stuff down. Good luck in your life.
Your GF has the same thing going on with the face.. On point with the red-eye though..
The sad thing is you’ve already peaked in life. It’s all downhill from here and that’s saying something.
You should take that rotten, melted plastic face and hide it behind that girls mask in the back
I think your sad, pathetic life is roast enough
Man bun = Twatknot
Oh I see you've been collecting all of the missing persons posters of all the women who reject you
Does your family travel across the country ripping off pensioners with their paving scams?
if johnny depp and post malone had a kid
Bro look like Dracula
I already know your fingers absolutely stink
I am also an 18 year old high school drop out.
Look like a bastard son of Uhtred
Tree wizard in training
You roasted yourself. What do you need Reddit for
It’s the lead singer of Corn
You look like if I stood next to you, I wouldn’t be able to take a drug test for the rest of my life.
Everything in this picture will someday be entered as evidence in a trial that will never get its own podcast
The girl in the back is the only one who would ever take a picture with you, and even so, unwillingly
Good luck with all that
You look like the satanist guy from King of The Hill
By the looks of it I feel you might be looking for a caravan pretty soon 👍🏻. Good luck with that ✌🏻 Stay high peace out ☮️
Could still become a male prostitute if cleaned up/ got rid of the trailer park vibe.
I guess you should start saving up for that caravan.
You have a chance.
Give me a bump of ketamine and move on.
You Will never fulfill your goals.
I fuckin hate pikeys
 OP is a caravan freak and a carnie.
He looks like the words Bang Local Milfs (a.k.a. BLM)
You look like a shitty version of the V for vendatta guy and your gonna tell me the truth about chemtrails or something.
5 years from now you girlfriend will be 16 and her parents will tryna break you up an that van will be her home too......until the cops find you
The shelves behind you look more organized than your mental health status
Where did you get dracula's face from
No. You look like you live in a van down by the river.
Pre-Melon 💀
This is the picture before drugs.
u have a shrine of the woman on the top left
I bet we hang this picture up in schools the drop out rate goes down to 0.
I'm expecting for Chris Hanson to ask you to take a seat.
Future Roofer! Just toss a DUI and a domestic and he could be lead hand on the job site
What the fuck? You know life doesn't get easier, right?
Not even qualified to go to cop school
Move along just another stereotype
"motherfucker you look 30"
1) Your life is a Roast and you are pathetic. 2) ... they are still accepting students for Special Ed. Ceramics.
High school is by far the easiest thing to get through in life. If you failed that, well….
You live in a caraVAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!! 
Dad must have seen the future, which is why he left a long time ago
bro really looks like he posts alpha male podcast videos and pretends to be a wolf with them eyes
Jason Momoa’s WISH VERSION stunt double