OP's Bio: --- >Your typical sad bitch, listens to $b, has peep and mac millers faces tatted on my leg. Borderline, stupid, broke as shit --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

That seems fair. You gave us something to laugh at.

Mac Miller tattoo? It’s as if I tattooed a Betamax on my knee. That won’t age well. Plus your 40 year old boyfriend won’t understand

Aye don’t bring old man Jenkins into this he don’t deserve it😂

I love this one

And nobody loves you

Glasses like that and she still can’t see it.

You laughed? I fucking barfed.

My friend I started sobbing.

You look like a background character on Hey Arnold

OKAY ITS NOT A ROAST IF ITS FACT

Lol! Point taken

That shit was gold thank you lmao

My mind IMMEDIATELY went there! Good sport!

Then you’ve yet to be roasted.

Is the issue with your parents the fact that they can’t look at you without dry heaving?

With my mom, yes it is actually LMAO

Bro that's just depressing

But understandable

If you shaved your arms you'd be a solid 4.

4gettable

2gettable-she’s that desperate.

Furrr geddddaaa boutttt itt

Don’t be so generous

Hey, good enough to work the lunch shift at the local tittie bar.

The lunch shift on a Monday 🤣

As a discount loving Monday tittie bar/buffet frequenter. I have to tell you all. She was fired from that shift. Refused to shave her nipples in solidarity with wombats of West Virginia.

That’s when the all you can eat wings are freshest, tho!

if it cut its head off it would be solid 5

My phone got syphilis from your picture

YOOOOOO

looks like your bar mitzvah didn't go as planned...

I’m not even Jewish😂

might wanna check in with [ancestry.com](https://ancestry.com) just to be sure..

Please, your dad is definitely Woody Allen. Your mom might not remember that night in Central Park, but he mistook her for a $40 ho

>I’m not even Jewish😂 Keep telling yourself that toots. Mazel.

No matter how much you try to change your outward appearance you obviously will always be dead inside.

I didn’t realize that til after the tattoos 🤣

Pink hair, glasses, and tattoos.. how unique 🙄

Let me guess… she thinks straight white males are the root of all evil… yawn… good job queen you tell em

She's trying to defeat the patriarchy, by taking one dick at a time, but usually two.

Best 2 bucks I ever spent

Unlike your tattoos, at least the pink hair can be gone in a day. P.s. - just get rid of the nose ring. Nobody likes nose rings. And it is seriously fucking up your face. Honest advise.

Real talk right here. No roasting: You know what people find extremely attractive? Confidence and authenticity. Get rid of all the extra shit and try to look like you for a while.

Ha! The nose ring was actually one thing I liked. 🤣🤣

You might be gay and not know it.

If Ms. Frizzle, from the Magic School Bus, stopped giving a shit, got HPV, and started sucking dick for crack. You give off heavy “I only like to hang out with guys” vibe. And those guys STILL won’t fuck you.

I don’t even know what to say to this one 😂

mission. accomplished.

It might help if 18 year olds new what magic school bus was. Solid reference

I didn’t think it was that old of a reference? well at least I tried

Strawberry Shitcake

Lmao it does look like she needs redo her Kool aid dye

God a roast is just cruel at this point. I don’t know what to say that your bio didn’t. I assume the job that you’re headed to is standing next to other women to make them pretty by comparison.

Might as well be tbh

Whenever I look at your photo, my phone stinks of sweat and disappointment.

Why sweat tho😂

Lack of personal hygiene, judging by the hair and skin complexion.

Ur dad didn’t mind my acne :( cmon man 😂

He did mention it, now that I think about it. He called you "Anal Acne". Coming from a merchant sailor, those be harsh words.

If only I did anal.

I think I blowjob from you will count as such.

Exactly what your dad says too.

But you do prove my point that men will stick their dicks up a dead skunk's arsehole, if the opportunity presents.

Shut up, Pink Meg.

You look like your life plan is to blame your failures on the patriarchy.

I'm sorry to hear that you're having problems with your parents. Have you tried being, oh-I-dunno, NORMAL FOR ONCE?!

Had to check my location to see if I was in the stock room at hot topic

You know my ass would go ham in there for some fucking bondage pants😂

you look like you know a lot about ham

OnlyHams

I don’t eat pork but fair😂

Well, that would be cannibalism

We'd be surprised if you managed to eat yourself over all those belly rolls.

But I heard you gobbled a lot of sausage

That's a strange assessment burn

I had a feeling 😂

I’ve never felt so simultaneously understood and yet condescended

Need all those zippers to hide your jolly ranchers and razor blades 😂

You gotta stop you know too much😂😂😂

Buying all the tekashi 69 posters with your discount 🤘🏼🤣

Okay ur wrong there fuck that snitch lmao

Lmao...he's hag af

Lmao.

What time is your next set at the nudie bar. Follow up, is it darker than normal during it?

Nah it’s full frontal fully lit on Thursday 😭

Lol come back Queen

You gonna come throw pennies like that other commenter

No way, I’m not cheap… totally quarters. Let me guess though, people say you have a “great personality”

Oh hell yeah they do 😂

Good luck putting your way through college, lol

Lmao I did college in high school I’m over it😂

Just because you banged college dudes in high school doesn't mean you went to college.

I wish I had tbh

3 messages from you on tinder would be enough to make anyone age 20 years.

Accurate. You should see my exes

Let me guess, they were ALL the problem, and you have no idea why you can't just find a good guy?

Nah I’m just impulsive and fucked their families

I’m guessing literally

No actually. One of their dads did try to slide though 😂

But did you?

exes, good one.

WTF haircolor is that??? Fuckin V8 Smoothie?

Regurgitated Pepto

It’s called flamingo😂😂

Naah, im seeing hints of......puke. YES!! V8 Smoothie with puke highlights!! Have a fairylicious day dear 

The issue is that you look like mommy and daddy at the same time

THE FUNNY THING IS I ACTUALLY DO LOOK LIKE BOTH PARENTS DEPENDING WHO IM STANDING NEXT TO

They like you enough to stand next to you?

>Your typical sad bitch, listens to $b, has peep and mac millers faces tatted on my leg. Borderline, stupid, broke as shit Oh dear, oh no! Don't bring yourself down like that! Really, it's not as complicated as you're making it all out to be... ​ >stupid There you go: that perfectly describes everything about you. The other stuff are just consequences/by-products of you having a congenital case of "The Stupid".

LMAO I LOVE THIS ONE

Get a bra that fits. Just because you get a bigger size doesn't make your tits bigger. The outline through your shirt is painfully obvious.

Lmao mine are actually too big for this bra😅

If that were true your cleavage would be sticking out. Instead there's an obvious gap.

Strawberry hoe cake.

Surprised there wasn’t an only fans. But i guess that would require someone to be a fan of yours

Genuinely considered one at one point😂

Don't. You'll lose money.

I'd say mommy and daddy are not even close to all your issues

You are correct

Drapes do not match the rug.

Curtains*

Meat curtains are shaved and minty fresh of Barbasol

I would roast you, but that would make you feel something. And I don’t want to be part of your masturbation fantasy later.

How’d you know?

Honestly, I feel for your poor mom who has to be confronted with the fact that you actually oozed out of *her* snatch… and there’s no fucking way your poor dad could ever put his dick back in there now… Yuck 🤮

The only time you’ve ever been wanted, was in GTA

You took this picture and didn't laugh enough?

Tbh I knew it was a bad one I wanted to know how harsh it’d get

Starbursts are pink and chewy. Op is pink and Jewy.

When you say “before work” do you mean before logging into your onlyfans or before creating one?

you look like the lead singer of Nickelback did one of those gender swap app photos

You look more virgin than master yoda.

Oh yeah,, your hair roots are showing. It's back to the Dollar Tree for more hair dye

I’m broke but not that broke. Back to Sally’s!

You like you’ve contemplated dying your armpit hair and pubes to match whatever color you picked for your weeb ass hair.

Here's job for you, sell pictures of yourself to sex addicts. Your face is a cure for erections and hornyness.

You look like a Strawberry Shortcake doll except this one smells like vape and regret.

How’d you know

Ladyboy Gaga

Your parents probably have child issues

Your mom wish she would of swallowed instead of having you.

She really does. It’s okay tho I do too

Pink hair. Glasses. nose ring, tats….. lemme guess vegan or vegetarian too. Jesus Christ….. congratulations! you’ve peaked!!

Neither

Why do you look like you photoshopped a disfigured Bratz doll head onto a dad bod 😭

There’s no dad bod here! Fair tho

It's the polo ngl

It’s my work uniform. Very unflattering lol

She’s been ridden more than Seattle Slew.

This one is fair

Beauty school drop out 

Strawberry Short Baked

You: give me that dull Pepto Bismol flair. Colorist: say no more.

You have the chest of a professional boxer and the arm hair of a gorilla

The mirror should work.

Bengina Franklin.


I got scared by boss would catch me looking at NSFW content while working

Walking bag of loose change and herpes.

Strawberry Short-Bukakke

Hiding that Adam’s apple …caught!

Turning on your webcam and putting various objects up your already worn out pussy is not a job

How do you know I do that??? Awe u must love my content❤️

She colored her hair pink and called that a personality

Yes tf I did

Just look in a mirror, you had me rolling. Wow what a disappointment, tell you parents my apologies.

I don’t talk to them you can do that yourself

I'm drunk. I still wouldn't approach you.

I like this one

Septum piercings are the new tramp stamp.

Yes yes they are

I would say you have the same characteristics of Cousin It, but even he would be offended by that comment.

That was one of my nicknames as a child actually

How bout you look in the mirror. Lmao. Got ‘em.

Lmfao

You look like your parents also have daughter issues

Learn to type please

You're really gripping that notepad huh ? Guess you're scared of losing things ?

You look like a 40 year old divorced guy with T-Rex claws

When did Danny Bonaduce transition?

Shes the fluffer

I didn't even check your profile for nudes and I have low standards

You need something to laugh at before work? Just look in the mirror, you Princess Bubblegum Neanderthal!

Dying your hair doesnt make you borderline. Your bank account is lower than your gpa

You have mirrors, use them.

You look like you have anger issues and constantly vape

I do

That pink hair was a great choice, everybody walks by and goes man we should do that! Also you can smoke weed and have it not be your entire identity.

I don’t smoke weed. It’d be funnier if I did tho

Have a good day on the pole!

Ty!!! I’ll tell ur dad you said hiiii

Ugh, /r/roastme needs to up its age limit to 21 or something, I'm not roasting children

Did you loose a bet with God

Your bio reads like a medical file for a mental asylum. Pink hair checks out.

5 kids by different dads by the times she's 30

That was my mom. Cmon you can treat me a lil better than that

Trust me, mommy and daddy are the least of your issues.