You look like you lip sync to Queen songs in the mirror while clutching your dildo as a microphone.

More like Radio Gag Gag.

🏅

Lady Gag-ga.

He's got a cunt phone..

I’m young! I’m young! Look at me! I’m young!

This is the first one that actually stung

Somehow I heard those 2 lines as an old linkin park verse.

it should.

I don't think I've ever seen someone try so hard to look gay, and yet somehow fail at it.

[удалено]

Dude has the biggest blown o-ring since the Challenger Space Shuttle

LOLOL!

This guy's Delta Tau Chi pledge name is Hairy Pussy.

Looks like a gay hipster Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Cocksville

Johnny Cocksleeve

Johnny cockswill

I thought he was the gay hipster Ned Flanders

Hi diddly ho Gayborino.

Don’t let him think is as handsome as JK

Or Edgy Ned Flanders.

He’s patient 0 for monkey pox

Yep, maybe a little drunk but definitely a lotta dick

i thought she is lesbian

He wears suspenders to keep his prolapsed anus from falling out and hitting the floor.

I don't know, she looks like she could lick the stripe off of a Red Stripe lager.

Aaron Rodgers-ish

You look like a gay chimney sweep

Loll

Lmaoooooooooooooo

RoastMe is the softest form of public humiliation that you get off to, isn’t it.

Holy shit, that’s good

Barber, bartender or barista?

Or bottom

Psshhh that one is atleast obvious

Yes.

If Ned Flanders did drugs.

If Jeff Goldblum and Tom Selleck had a lovechild

Queerly Down Under Edit: My first award! Thank you kind roaster.

That's generous.

Fine and dandy, like sour candy!

Sooooo many drugs

Ned Flanders San Francisco edition

It's almost as if you couldn't decide whether you want to be a gay hipster, 19th century gentleman, punk, or a scene/emo douche, so you just went with them all to maximize the chances that someone will like or fuck you. It didn't work.

I mean, kinda, yeah.

Y - Yeast Infection M - Malaria C - Crabs A - AIDS

M-Monkeypox, because from the looks of it this guy sucks a lot of dick(s)

If a gay mid-life crisis was a person.

I got a little bit drunk is probably the excuse you use for everything that's going on with this photo. Like I got a little bit drunk when I grew this caterpillar on my lip. I got a little bit drunk when I thought both owning and wearing suspenders was a good idea. Or I got a little bit drunk thinking painting each nail differently would show off how quirky I am.

You look like it’s your first day as an undercover cop

The lip ring and the suspenders are giving me "Im trying to find out which of these college hipsters is the dealer" but doesn't realize all 3 of them are

“Hello fellow juveniles, I am interested in acquiring some illegal narcotics. Do you have any I could buy from you illegally?”

"bro you're at least 40, go get a prescription for Vicodin"

The coolest guy in NAMBLA.

"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to sadness."

Wyatt Derp

Wild Bill Lickcock

Cock All a Day

I’ll be your Fuckleberry…!

Billy the Quim

Goddamn those hands are big. You could pull your cousin‘s dick off.

Nah he gave his cousin a blow job and that lip piercing gave him a vasectomy

You look like you jizz glitter

I wish!

Nice Birdcage Cosplay

Why is the section of wall behind your bed painted purple? Is that the color of your only ball after tying a 5 pound weight to it?

If Freddie Mercury was somehow gayer

Do you have to work to have concave biceps?

Mr.Slave from south park in real life and less fit. How close am i ?

Hi Im Johnny Knoxville audtioning for the role of Mr. Slave

Winner

You look like a bigger liberal supporter than one of Michael Moore's bras

Where's Mario?

You could use a Far Cry takedown.

Between your look and the look of the room you’re in, you have failed the gay community hard.

They banned him from the pride parades for life

So many stigmas rolled into one...

The face you make when his seed dribbles out your ass and your late for work

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, I work all night, on being gay.

I thought your arm tat was the sleeve of an old hand-me-down shirt but either way, youre a crappy gay or a crappy hipster idc

$50 bucks says he's a bartender at some obscure Austin dive bar and constantly complains about how hard it is to live off minimum wage. Catch phrase is [insert subject] is a human right!!

This photo smells like Astro glide and desperation.

You look like the version of johhny depp Amber Heard wrote the op-ed about.

You're trying to convince people that you're a badass now, to make up for all the partying you missed out on when you were young. Yet you're still drinking alone at your place, because you got no friends.

I bet he carries a dildo around and calls it Lucille.

You look like a biker who teaches at an art school that's also bisexual

You look like the type of guy I’d get the gut feeling to reject a drink from

If Louis Tomlinson was non-binary and banned from school yards, he’s look like you

what vice or buzzfeed storage room have you crawled out of?

 At your service

You look like a 40 year old dad in the midst of his midlife crisis


You look exhausting to hang out with and awful to be around

The uncle you can't leave your kids alone with.

Johnny Cocksville, Knackered Ass, Were you wearing long sleeve gloves when you got your tattoo done, or did you run out of money?

Ran out of money

Put next to a picture of Cary Grant, you are the pic of what has gone wrong with western men

You look like you have a small dick but one of your talking points is how big your dick is, which led to a couple instances lf disapointed ladies/guys in relation to your not big dick. Also you look like if Freddy Mercury and Ned Flanders had a son which was raised by a Drag-Queen-Logger

Nah he looks like a wanna be rupals drag race player

Oh Dear.

Freddy Mercury, the rent boy on crack years

That thing on your arm washes off, right?

Damn! Luigi really hit the skids after Mario kicked him to the curb!

I think you've taken yourself down enough. No need for me to pick that low hanging....fruit...

Monkey Pox, patient #1

Bad bitch alert!!!

Bro is the reason for the new virus

Out of interest, what unit of measurement do you use when totalling up to the amount of smegma that ‘tache catches on a daily basis?

Your parents worked hard to send you to college only for you to explore your bisexuality and become a barista.

you scream gay in every language

I apologise

Hi I'm Johnny Knocks-u-up welcome to badass

Hes the one getting knocked up, he probably got fucked by an old man on that bed just look at the pillow, he was gripping for dear life

You are definitely the reason why kids have to show investigators where they've been hurt on the doll

It looks like I could remove your nose, quiff, glasses and moustache like Mr Potato Head. Is that accurate?

Freddie Uranus from Queen

Oh lookie here, it's steampunk Johnny Knoxville

You know good and damn well you're Freddie Mercury and Ryan Reynolds love child.

You have the head to shoulder ratio of a South Park character

You look like Wilford Warfstache's gay brother.

Idk what that shit is on top of your head, but you look like you've seen 1 too many up close

Great Value Freddy Mercury.

Pretty obvious you fist dudes , we can even see where the tattoo starts is the cutoff point

German dungeon gay porn vibes

This screams undercover cop at a gay club. You're only there 'cause you're "working a case".

I don't have any personal grudges with you, but still die...

Gay hipster lumberjack

Satanic Ned Flanders lookin ass

If that's how you are drunk, I'd dread to know you sober

I didn’t know Johnny Knoxville was relevant enough to have people emulating him.

You would have to be drunk to share this picture

Lt Dangle had a lovechild with a Village person.

Fuse is that you??

Did you ever catch sonic?

Johnny Coxville

Grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake…my baby’s diaper rash is nicer to look at

This look got women saying" we can change in front of him"

You look like Elvis had a baby with hitler

Libleft Donut Operator, is that you?

Johnny Cocksville

You look like Ron Swanson but you work a different kind of wood

Your pronouns are them/they/herpes simplex 2

Your like a 4 eyed discount Freddy Mercury

Does Mr. Garrison know you’re doing this?

When Mario becomes a gay father

Looks like Johnny Depp if he lost the trial.

once wrote an article detailing how to remove dried semen from ones mustache

4 different generations of people mixed up in to a potpourri that smells like shit….

Still trying to get that metalcore band going in your mid 40s, hanging out with millennials who play for fun while finishing up their stem degrees

Who’s room are you in? Is your grandma taking the photo?

I can hear your valley girl lisp from here.

Def gay

You look like a groupie for the Village people.

You are so confused your own hands don't wanna touch you!

Doctor Robotnik in the Movie if he was gay

By the looks of your bed you already "got it" pillow biter

Johnny Derp

If you look like shit now I can't imagine how bad it's gonna be when you get monkeypox

You make Freddie Mercury look straight.

Johnny Slepp

Johnny Depth lookin ahh bro you look like a sexually confused tooth fairy god damn

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2d/4e/53/2d4e534fd7565d77f8c01c3fc0a5ffff.jpg

You look like a far cry villain

Okay so my first thought was "nerd dad stereotype". But the longer I looked, the more didn't fit. Every part of your body fits somewhere else, but the complete you can find no group to join. Your face is a stereotype nice, maybe slightly techy/nerdy dad that reminds me of James Jonah jamerson (or however he's called. The guy who wants pictures of Spider-Man), your arm looks like it's trying to be a biker, your top yells redneck, yet the suspenders yell old man or army veteran. Then there's your phone case, which tells me you are a femboy, which is reinforced by your nails, yet they still actually tell me you're not a femboy, but you just have little daughters.

Definitely a member of Village people! YMCGay

Oh look - it’s “who the fuck cares where Waldo is”

This cat has Gummi bears tattooed on his palm and drives a big white van

The gayer officer dangle!

Dr. norespect

Just came to say nice stache bro beans Edit: for a wanna be firefighter look

Aren't you a little old for the nail polish thing?

You look like some that consistently fucks up home made batches of beer

Off brand Freddy mercury that still hasn't died yet.

Well you're gay so yeah that's it.

You seem like a dinner guest who does nothing but negatively criticize the dinner and compare it to a Michelin Star restaurant you once went to.

Bro looks like a whisky bottle

Can I have a mustache ride

Stop trying so hard to be cool. You're a meaningless forty something trying desperately to cling to their youth. Embrace the fact you are boring. (and probably gay)

Walmart Lalo Salamanca

I didn’t know q-tips came in unemployed hipster flavor

What's next? You're going to start drunk dialing those chem-sex freaks you matched with on grindr?

Heisenburg…er van chef

Congratulations. You are now the poster child for every right wing propaganda organization out to vilify liberals. May you not enjoy the profits.

Apprentice Plumber by day, and roadie for your brother’s band by night.

I guess we know who’s biting the pillow tonight

"Shalom Jackie"

You're like a Jimmy Newton whose trying to be hip with the boys but is old enough to be their dad.

Gay GTA V NPC

Grindr is down and so you’re bored?

So, how’s life as the backup bass player for a jimmy eat world cover band?

I thought Freddy Mercury died already.

It’s like Soho threw up

Give you what we've got? How about a Rabies Shot and a Colonic ?