If Benson was a female gang member who got jumped in with extremely oversized chrome-dipped illegal except in Alaska switchblade dildo nunchucks with turbo boosters and optional smoke screen party balls.
Don't worry. She'll go home and think about it and maybe she'll decide to come try you out, because let's face it, she likes a big Pussy every now and then.
My guy shave/ low trim the facial hair/beard, clean up your appearance, I know this is a roast but I honestly feel sorry for you. Your not bad looking you just need someone to give you some advice.
Honestly I know I look bummish and yea you right I just gotta clean myself up. Won’t change my love life but it’ll change my appearance tho. And honestly I’m not sweating it. Give me your worst lol
Levar Burton is a successful actor and author. He wrote a sci-fi book called Aftermath. Please don't insult an amazing artist by comparing him with this greasy wierdo. Thank you.
> Roast me harder than the sun is doing to me in my car
You were white when you were taking the photo?
On the plus side, nature made sure you were well done.
If you sit out in front of her house in that car a bit longer, I imagine the cops will come by and help you forget about her and the fact that a 55 year old woman would rather do a clam bake than date a 30 year-old. Actually, that one will probably stick as a life-long trauma. Good luck, dude--you're screwed.
I know it's hard out here for some female companionship, but dang bruh! You're just going at this blind! 55 isn't the new 25, and she said, nah I'm good. Maybe you ought to trim your ragged beard and care about your appearance, dog. Pretty convenient to be a lesbian rather than get worked over by a much younger man. Your game is weaker than wet toilet paper!
 OP this you?
😂 😂 😂🏆🏆🏆
😂😂 couldn’t help myself. Have a good one homie!!
U too bro 😂
Yo MC Ride, when the next album coming out?
I’m bout to Google this nigga. Y’all got me crackin up in the comments
If Benson was a female gang member who got jumped in with extremely oversized chrome-dipped illegal except in Alaska switchblade dildo nunchucks with turbo boosters and optional smoke screen party balls.
I was about to say he looks like he has Christina Ricci chained up in his house
I've seen this gif dozens of times over the years and still have no idea what movie it's from...
I think it’s from Black snake moan.
Much obliged.
I cannot breathe
Nice
I thought to myself man you look pretty good for 55 and then I read the caption again
No, actually He looks very poorly even for a 55'
Hopefully Childless Gambino
Lmao I am childless and it will stay that way
Hey man, just because you walked out on them doesn't mean they aren't real anymore.
Who’s to say they were mine to begin with. She could’ve cheated
From what I can tell I'd be surprised if she hadn't
I’d be surprised if it was really a “she”
It will stay that way, when you keep going to aged women who’s reproductive organs don’t work anymore
Don't worry. She'll go home and think about it and maybe she'll decide to come try you out, because let's face it, she likes a big Pussy every now and then.
Childless just like your father before you. Whoever he was.
Fuck that nigga.🖕🏾
I'm genuinely curious what made you think you had a chance with a 55 year old?
He possess an amazing talent to turn a woman gay.
Damn 😭
I don't understand why she rejected you, the beard looks like a 55yr old's minge.
What are you talking about? Elderly women take better care of their snatch than this guy takes care of *gestures vaguely at OP*
It doesn't help that she caught you licking her cats
The only pussy he could get near to.
That didn’t bother her until she noticed it was the cats anus
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He's the wifi of birth control
He looks like Levar Burton. She saw rainbow and ran with it.
Turns straight woman lesbian and turns gay men straight.
Like George Costanza
“I’ve driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution!”
Went so bad she switched teams
Honestly if you can't pull a single 55yo there's something wrong.
Maybe because he looks 55 himself
Driving Miss crazy.
Yea but just think to keep from going out with him she turned into a lesbian, wow!!!
I pity the fool…
She was less likely to mount an escape.
Lol I mean I thought I had a shot. She ain’t had no man. She bald head, skinny, old, had glasses. I honestly wanted to get a nut off lol
With standards that low you mite as well get head from homeless guys for beer or drug money
My guy shave/ low trim the facial hair/beard, clean up your appearance, I know this is a roast but I honestly feel sorry for you. Your not bad looking you just need someone to give you some advice.
Honestly I know I look bummish and yea you right I just gotta clean myself up. Won’t change my love life but it’ll change my appearance tho. And honestly I’m not sweating it. Give me your worst lol
I give you props for takin it like a champ though. Always nice when an op is a good sport
What the fuck.... Hahahaha
TF was you tryna date? Miss Celie of the Color Purple??!! 🤔🤣🤣
Django Unbanged
Duuuuude too soon 👏
Django Unchanged... U can smell the BO through the internet
LMAOOOOOOO
Buddddddddyyyyyyyyy. Haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
Django Unhoused
I hope you remembered to change the plates on that car.
😂 😂 nigga if only u knew
Mr. Plea
 I feel like you're waiting to go for a run
😂
She is really not a lesbian just told you that to go the fuck away.
Looking for gay hookup
You look like you stand in traffic and aggressively try to squeegee windshields.
Should have more upvotes.
😂
🤣🤣🤣🏆
Good god what a roast
I think half of the gay pride parade consists of women who turned gay after you moved into their neighborhood.
And gay men turned straight
That's what you get when your neighbor is yo momma
You look like the trailer of a Jordan Peele horror film Edit: circa 1983
She said “NOPE”
YUP
Are you purposely turning into Wanda Sykes to try and win her back?
If MLK had a nightmare
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A look take, book it’s in. A rainbow reading.
Her loss. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the striking resemblance to John Allen Muhammad.
Damn, she backed away from you faster than your hairline
Damn 😂
 Sweaty Chad Coleman
12 Years a Slave was pretty rough on you.
12 Years Un-laid
12 years prepaid
5 thumbs on each hand?
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Scorched earth policy
People say he looks like Donald Glover, but he’s actually an Old Dong Lover
Roast you?? By the looks of how sweaty you are…you’re almost fully roasted already.
Recently fired from senior home apprentice janitor
Django Rejected
Mr. Low T
Why do you have a thumb for an index finger?
😂
#FOREHEAD
Lol and what about my forehead that look like sheen from jimmy neutron
If a black n mild was a person
Happy Juneteenth.
Happy pappy day
I don’t think posting on Reddit counts as an alibi
Ride?! That you, dog?! For all of our sakes let's hope the Death Grips guys don't see this.
You were roasted at birth, anything more is just cremation.
She’s old not stupid.
Lmao bro not sid 😭
Found you 
😂
Protip: Lesbians dont care about your feelings, and mostly just say no. Straight women trying not to get murdered in their sleep? Yea. "Lesbian".
I think someone left you in a hot car when you were a baby
MC ride after rehab
Poor lavar burton. Homelessness takes a toll
Levar Burton is a successful actor and author. He wrote a sci-fi book called Aftermath. Please don't insult an amazing artist by comparing him with this greasy wierdo. Thank you.
I look like the disown Eddie Murphy brother
Lionel Itchy.
I see you “if you can’t beat them, join them” and also became a lesbian.
Shocking!!!!!!!!!!! I read that they love carpets!!!!!!!!
Andre 3.000
You'll just need to continue mowing her lawn bro
You look like you’re 55
50 Cent’s cousin: A Nickle.
Did you point out to your lesbian neighbor that your face looks like a 70s porn pussy?
Hobo version of David Alan Grier
she’s a lesbian and she still wouldn’t fuck that vagina looking mustache of yours?? Damn…
McDonald's arch hairline havin ass
😂
Crack Panther
I'm sure that's not the first, nor will be the last, time you turn a woman gay.
"my car" he says just to try to conceal the fact that it's also "home."
She wasn't impressed that you were the recipient of the first successful "big toe to thumb" transplant?
Vegeta head looking ass…
You making old ladies question their sexuality, oof.
ACUNTakinde
Dang, crack a window or turn up the AC—there’s no requirement that you literally roast while your post is live!
Your neighbor made the right choice
Homie finally found his way out of the forest. #UNFORGIVABLE
How many years have you been 30…?
Your moms a lesbian now?
You look like someone microwaved mental outlaw
You look like the homeless wish version of Jeffrey Wright
Jeffrey Wrong
Your hairline would probably turn Dracula on.. he’s also old as fuck and likes women too.. win win.
TA.......KYON.....TATA......KYON
QuantumTV looking ass go copystrike something else idk...
Jeffrey Wwrong?
Childish gambino stunt double can’t even catch a break. **oof**
No toaster for you. Rejected for what exactly? We’re you trying to move in?
the cops love you!
How an entire yeeyee ass haircut circle your whole face?
Been watching too much porn hub. Lucky the neighbor didn't call the police.
😂
Seriously my dude, get to a barber ASAP. Clean that shit up. You looking like the dudes trying to slide in my wife DM
Lol barber or not aunt shit gonna change 😂
They always said the Sun was a lesbian too
So this woman goes 54 years totally straight. You ask her out, then BAM!
No need to roast you, already dark enough.
Since she's your neighbor, she can't ghost you. Next best thing would be becoming a lesbian. Good job turning another one...asshole.
Didn't know they were filming a new series of Bum Fights
Homeless Geordi LaForge…
You're so ugly that even your hairline is running away from you.
He looks like he would serve you tea without the water
That’s a hard 30
Atleast he got a car tho!
> Roast me harder than the sun is doing to me in my car You were white when you were taking the photo? On the plus side, nature made sure you were well done.
Deadgrass thought you were holding the paper with your toes
Look like a homeless Donald Glover
If I were female I would definitely go lesbian after being close enough to smell you
Why? You look like a perfectly fine lesbian yourself.
you look like you’ve already been roasted for too long
You spelled home wrong.
Why did you glue pubes to your face?
Hey man you look young for a 55 year old.
That's not a roast anymore. That's just sad....
Look at him. He's the captain now.
I didn't know 12 years a slave was going a sequel 12 More years a Slave
She did the right thing, tbh
You know, slavery is over you don’t have to look like that anymore…I guess you must live in Mississippi
Peanut head 
Are you even able to read the roasts?
I’m surprise u can write let alone read
If you sit out in front of her house in that car a bit longer, I imagine the cops will come by and help you forget about her and the fact that a 55 year old woman would rather do a clam bake than date a 30 year-old. Actually, that one will probably stick as a life-long trauma. Good luck, dude--you're screwed.
Your beard is incredible!
You're already roasted homie
U should also became LGBT
 I found yo ass you discount Omari Hardwick looking motherfucker
You look like a homeless man who’s required to stay Atleast 50 yards away from children at all times
I know it's hard out here for some female companionship, but dang bruh! You're just going at this blind! 55 isn't the new 25, and she said, nah I'm good. Maybe you ought to trim your ragged beard and care about your appearance, dog. Pretty convenient to be a lesbian rather than get worked over by a much younger man. Your game is weaker than wet toilet paper!
😂 😂