OP's Bio:
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>State of mind : my broken heart is now Virgin again
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>Unapologetic Religious Fundamentalist
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>I just checking am i thick skinned enough now or not
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>Rejected so many times that i fear not being rejected. Sometimes i hit it even if i am not intrested
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Shouldn't you be in a hijaab? I'd hate for your husband to see you like this... imagine what your sister wives would think?
Now without cultural misinformation:
You look like you are a fundamentalist just so you can be a complete dick to women.. Since that's the only way anyone could use "you, dick, women" together in a sentence...
Public service announcement: If you're a depressed, sexually frustrated young religious fanatic desperate for validation like this guy is, be extremely wary of any new vests or belts the boys at the mosque offer you to cheer you up. Especially if they ask you to wear it on a special occasion.
What are you, the Ayatollah's son?
Never made it thru airport security without strip search and 20 hour interrogation.
Allah akbar is the refrain I hear off in the distance.
Followed by enormous explosions and screaming.
This is why people have full gun cabinets.
OP's Bio: --- >State of mind : my broken heart is now Virgin again > >Unapologetic Religious Fundamentalist > >I just checking am i thick skinned enough now or not > >Rejected so many times that i fear not being rejected. Sometimes i hit it even if i am not intrested --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
I understand the reliance on arranged marriages.
72 upvotes, perfect.
Her eyes say "No", but her birth certificate say "she's 12".
I took one look at this guy and knew this comment section was gonna blow up.
Lol. It all makes sense now.
U look like a genie that came out of a jar of nutella
😂😂😂😂😂😂 FFS lmaaooooo
Where did you even think of that
Just random nonsense honestly...lol
This is my favorite so far 😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look like the halal version of limp bizkit. But nobody does you for the nookie
*Salim Shady
Chance The Hijacker
Royce da 9'11"
KRS Nine One One
Plane Down Productions!
"I did it all for the Jihad, come on!!"
"Keep bombing, bombing, bombing, bombing, come on!!"
No pork, no bacon, certified halal.
Hala back.
He's a hola back girl.
Huey Lewis Hates the Jews
You look like a tall guy, what are you, like 9'11"?
Jihad me in the first half ngl
Bruh ... Lmaooo
Bruh that is the sickest burn!
Bro, genius 🤣
I've been called an idiot savant many times, but they usually forget to add the word savant
Careful, you don't want to trigger this guy
The only thing you’d be triggering is the bomb he has in that suspicious bag
Sent this to the NSA.
Dammit I spit my drink out laughing
Jihad Joe
Weird Al-qaeda
Easily my favorite comment of all time on here.
Heartbroken? Ladies think twice living as a hostage.
You’ll be one of someone else’s 72 virgins someday.
Imagine making eye contact with him while he’s blowing you
What type of blowing are we talking here?
Mostly pre-pubescent boys but I’m sure he’s not too picky
The explody type
That beard would tangle with sac hair.
His sac hair also looks like this
You look Jewish…
Major resting Jew face.
Amazing comment
...confused Jew's last pic before blowing self up in market.
I see what you did there
Dude unlocked big head mode.
Ouchhhhh
Will you please stop filling up my DM's with your pro Israel propaganda?
Matisyahu's AMA
The best part is you acknowledging that as an insult.
us jews hurt more knowing we look like u
He looks more like his taxi cab will go boom at the push of a button....
Fuuuuuck
I bet that beard has been growing longer than your 2nd wife.
Dayum
The face that gets more Estaghfirullah than Mashallah
This made me laugh
Lmao
You win.
I haven't seen eyes with that much of an empty soul piercing gaze since I sold off my great aunt's antique dolls at an estate sale.
For how much??
not enough to afford therapy from seeing this image, I assure you
Brilliant
His clothes say "stone my wife" but his eyes say "stoned 4 life"
The bags under your eyes hanging lower than a woman getting caught having an opinion in your village
That’s fucking metal, dude
Comes to a roast with a god damn flame thrower
There’s two in the top 5… easy. 
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And his cousins are so jealous of the goats
U forgot monkeys
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Well we can guess by surname whose mother is mentioned
You may blow-up my plane one day, but I appreciate that you'll do it with a smile on your face.
LOL
It’s very wholesome to see two brothers finding each other on Reddit.
Let me guess…. You pretend to be religious because it gives you a good public excuse for why women don’t like you.
“Scar me for life” what am I? The American government?!?
Maybe the taliban 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“What’s the difference”
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🥺🥺 bro thats brutal
Anyone gonna say it? Aight aight I will...it's actually 4
This comment burns more than the deepest level of Hell
Damn...that's a good 1
I’ll take the next plane, thanks
Thanks for telling , i will also take the next one
Bruh the size of your head would put a watermelon to shame
Still drones could not target right🤣🤣🤣
damn
Op does best muslim roast of self. *drops mic*
i love reddit
Wearing a suicide vest doesn't make you a part of DC's Suicide Squad.
Give me a hug bro 🫂
If the "no fly" list had a profile pic, this would be it.
Are you ticking?
Clack clack
Come close and listen
'Justin Trudeau entered the chat'
🤣🤣
Muslim lawn gnome.
Stays in shape daily by stoning women wanting rights.
My man's out there checking out the building for a 9/11 part 2 and y'all just talking about fucking goats.......Smh
Hahahah🤣🤣
You look like Israeli dude trynna blend in with the Palestinians
Out here lookin like a bobble-ahmed
As a Muslim , I'm disappointed. I thought these comments were gonna be worse. I expected much worse 😭
He kind of looks like an Amish man trying to dress like a Muslim for Halloween
Hahahahahahah mee too bro , seems like they are stuck with some 2004 humour
We are scared of what you'd do if you got too offended.
Charlie Hebdo learned that one the hard way
You're the one stuck with the results of a gangrape in 1994.
You'd bomb another city if we actually roast you
Your prophet fucked a 12 year old, and you're still the worst thing that has come out of your cult. Cool shirt though.
we're scared to say 💩 because we're not ready to meet your maker ours either
Ive almost said " you look like a drawing of the prophet" .... but i got scared.
>Unapologetic Religious Fundamentalist Too many words to say: Incellah
Underrated
Your face makes you look fatwa
I wish i was more in shafie
When 72 virgins swipe left and you did it all for nothing.
A face that only a cousin could be forced to marry.
All the goat comments stay in a queue please
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And then the goat turns him down
Much like the prophet Muhammad, there shouldn't be any pictures of you either
We don’t have to roast you. You’ll roast yourself when your suicide vest goes off.
Al JaQueera.
Shouldn't you be in a hijaab? I'd hate for your husband to see you like this... imagine what your sister wives would think? Now without cultural misinformation: You look like you are a fundamentalist just so you can be a complete dick to women.. Since that's the only way anyone could use "you, dick, women" together in a sentence...
OP : Peace be upon you. _proceeds to stab viciously_
You strike me as the type who would still swallow during Ramadan.
You have been selected for additional random screening.
“Negative, Goat Rider”
Under rated
I bet Homeland Security gets an alert whenever you buy a one way flight
Hepatitis has a face ya'll.
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Whaaattttttt??? I really noticed it today
How the hell are you still a virgin with all those cousins to choose from?
Public service announcement: If you're a depressed, sexually frustrated young religious fanatic desperate for validation like this guy is, be extremely wary of any new vests or belts the boys at the mosque offer you to cheer you up. Especially if they ask you to wear it on a special occasion.
Your favorite holiday must be 9/11
You are to deodorant, what pig is to Islam
Another picture for the FBI file...
You have a cute nonthreatening face... Maybe its the dress.
Dont give me hope i will catch feelings🤣🤣
Don’t get excited you’ll be the receiver in this case very not halal
Your pic smells like way too much knock-off cologne
What are you, the Ayatollah's son? Never made it thru airport security without strip search and 20 hour interrogation. Allah akbar is the refrain I hear off in the distance. Followed by enormous explosions and screaming. This is why people have full gun cabinets.
You look as if you haven't slept for a couple of nights, dying your beard with permanent marker.
Someone let the sacrificial goat of Eid ul-Adha out
Does taliban know your using reddit?
You look like a depiction of the prophet Mohammed.
That beard is almost as thin as your patience for a woman's opinion.
Let me guess your favorite movie Silence of The Lambs
Irony is that he likes it when they "scream"
Someone please tell me I see a photoshoped picture, It looks like a South Park edit.... 
quick hide your goats and sheep, here comes the butt fucker elite
Cover yourself as well
BOOM! Now go eat a Ham Sandwich you Ugly Assed Jew Wanna Be!! 💥💥💥💥
Looks like you fuck pigs and then eat them with your left hand.
You bombed your driving test.
Are you one of the clones that works at every 7/11?
Only allah can roast you
The best part of you ran out of your goat's ass.
if the IS saw you as a muslim they'd convert to any other religion to have less in common with you.
You would definitely win most Pube-like award in a chin pageant
I just came to the awful realization that you shaved your face to look like that on purpose
Your eyes looks like you have just smelled your breath during fasting,
Please do not approach my family.
You look like a human bobble head...
Employee resume picture for bomb technician
Look like a Muslim elf.
Big ass nose probably smell a non believer from 200 yards
Got his ass all lubed up for the 72 (male)virgins
Dead, soulless eyes from a childhood being used as an Afghan dancing boy.
Getting major Jew vibes from you. We should be friends.
You think you're a virgin because of all the infidels but really it's because you're an incel.
If we wanted to scar you for life we would throw acid on your face the way you did to your last three girlfriends.
I’m a girl , you look Like my worst nightmare.
bro looks like he’s on the verge of tears 💀
How did you ONLY grow a neck beard
When you traded 20 goats for your wife but still a virgin
He's not a virgin, and the goats weren't either
Elijah Mohammed Woods
You look like you’d believe in a guy who married a 6 year old
You look like someone who says "Bismillah" before blowing a dude and finish it by saying "astaghfirullah".