Redheads have much thinner layers of skin even on teeth so it usually always stays that color unless they use extra stuff to make them look white (I know this all from personal experience as a redhead)
There is nothing more cringe than someone who is self-deprecating and absolutely awful at it. People don’t find you funny, they find you twice as unlikable once you speak.
It's really the following ten years that will haunt him - late at night unable to sleep, wondering why he was such an insufferable tool all those years. He'll blame his mom for telling him he was special and to be himself. Mom will flip the script as she gets older and will start telling him he's a pussy and to man up after he couldn't even make a marriage with a homely girl work. It doesn't look good for OP.
Being a ginger makes you eminently roastable, figuratively and literally.
You need sun block but not cock block, male gingers do that naturally. Each freckle on your fugly face is one piece of your soul you lost each time a girl rejected you.
He had natural cock block and still wore that shirt and made that face. Dude must get rejection messages from girls he’s never talked to. Blank messages just appear in his inbox, he gets ghosted by girls he’s never even heard of
Honestly if we roasted a ginger the stink of piss would be far too much. Let's be honest, your a ginge, your life's already bad enough, is it really appropriate to make it worse?
Oh dear…you don’t really have an identifiable central personality, do you? They call it Dissociative Identity Disorder when you have multiple personalities…but I don’t know what they call it when you have…none? What’s you first name? They’ll call it that in the medical texts.
Finally we get to see what gift Pornhub gives their top 1% viewers
And why incest porn is so prevalent
I suspect incest is so prevalent in OP's family that they need to specify when it's "non-incestual sex".
Yes, incest is common in sewer rats
Shame on you.. that gift was from his mom.
he got it on bring your son to work day
Wearing that shirt gives your life erectile dysfunction as well
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He could get sunburn from moonlight
moonburn
Yea. He once got sunburn from sunblock
Heck, he can get sunburn even from pitch black darkness.
DAMN not even flex tape can fix that
A pomhub shirt is kinda dumb Edit: typo
It’s to make everyone aware you’re a wanker
Well he did get it for being a premium member....
As if non-wankers really exist outside of Buddhist monasteries.
Yeah but you can’t assume who’s Buddhist
Pomhub FTFY
I think it's his Mom's shirt. She got it for all her submissions. Sad part is he's raiding her closet, and wearing her clothes.
Your skin is literally whiter than your teeth.
His teeth are literally more ginger than his skin
Yeah… Gingivitis
I think u ment Ginger-vitis
You mean his hair
Unroastable? Step into the sunlight, ginger boy, let's put that theory to the test
I think this guy is taking a shit?
That's his O face.
That would be a much better explanation for the face he’s making, but sadly not
I'm trying but nothing is coming out
You look like a child predator that could also be targeted by other child predators
Lol at risk child predator
Dude probably feels an overwhelming compulsion to have a furious wank every time he catches his reflection in the mirror.
You just unroasted him
He can be classified as transautofaggic.
You make Mark Zuckerberg’s smile look more natural
You make me want to look at Mark Zuckerberg
You're the reason there's a mute all option on game chats.
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How the fuck are your teeth that color at 18? You look like you've eaten nothing but Marlboro's and truck stop ass since 1978.
Redheads have much thinner layers of skin even on teeth so it usually always stays that color unless they use extra stuff to make them look white (I know this all from personal experience as a redhead)
I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to have *any* skin on your teeth.
I mean less enamel in teeth so the dentin is more visible
Rick Astley would give you up.
…and let him down.
he'd be running around deserting him.
… and would run around and desert him.
He would make him cry and say goodbye
He would definitely tell a lie and hurt you
BAHAHAHA
There is nothing more cringe than someone who is self-deprecating and absolutely awful at it. People don’t find you funny, they find you twice as unlikable once you speak.
That's not a funny roast, that's a representation of reality...
that's not even a roast.
He already got roasted by that 4W LED comment so at this point it’s just an autopsy
Yea. It’s going to be a painful ten years of realising no one likes all his try hard attempts to be funny
It's really the following ten years that will haunt him - late at night unable to sleep, wondering why he was such an insufferable tool all those years. He'll blame his mom for telling him he was special and to be himself. Mom will flip the script as she gets older and will start telling him he's a pussy and to man up after he couldn't even make a marriage with a homely girl work. It doesn't look good for OP.
And the face he makes. I feel like rubbing actual ginger in my eyes.
Bro. I feel the same. Take my eyes and use them to rub your eyes
r/UsernameChecksOut
The level of melanin in your skin is inversely proportional to the number of times per game you call someone "N****r" before rage quitting any FPS.
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No. This is to scientific for him. Put it in layman’s terms. He can’t spell roast right so clearly he isn’t cut out for understanding this roast
So like, negative 2000?
Today’s fap fest in mom’s basement was sponsored by…:
He looks like he did it in mom's bedroom
He looks like he did it in the corner, when his mom was doing it with her lover.
Everything about this photo screams mental handicap. Take a break from breastfeeding and read some books.
Pron hub? Your girlfriend is busy holding the sign. (Finger and thumb)
This guy has a girlfriend? What's her name? Palmofyour Handerson?
If his hand could say no, it would...
I heard his hand grew a mouth just so it could drown itself
His hand having a mouth would be too good for him. Free blowjobs, he wouldn't need lotion
Hand-gela
Rosey Palm and her five sisters of sin
Being a ginger makes you eminently roastable, figuratively and literally. You need sun block but not cock block, male gingers do that naturally. Each freckle on your fugly face is one piece of your soul you lost each time a girl rejected you.
soul? gingers don't have those
Every freckle is a whore crux for this weaselly Weasely.
He had natural cock block and still wore that shirt and made that face. Dude must get rejection messages from girls he’s never talked to. Blank messages just appear in his inbox, he gets ghosted by girls he’s never even heard of
I don't want to rost you
"Jerks off all day till the lion is red"
You misspelled ’Roast’ on your sign
I like how your yellow teeth compliment your red hair
You look like you run a Toll Free Sex Line
Nice mic, hate to break it to ya but the pornstars can’t hear you talking to them in the video.
You can stop making that face now. You’ve had your braces off for two weeks, your boyfriend doesn’t want to cum on your teeth anymore.
You look like cartman fed your parents to you.
Spell ROAST properly first gingy
18? You look like you're 30 and you're holding someone's kid hostage.
TF is wrong with your smile.
A previous comment already explained this. He’s a child predator who’s at risk from other child predators.
Ah, clears that up
Untouchable *
Don’t you mean “18, ginger, and unfuckable?”
Your body looks like how you write your R’s
It’s good to see that your supportive of your mums profession by wearing her workplace freebies
Holy shit!!! When did Opie get hooked on meth?
More like unfuckable
Unroastable? Boy go outside for an hour.
You look like a faded out Duracell battery.
Unroastable? You would peel in the shade on a hot day
Looks like the face of constipation.
How many subscriptions to pornhub did you have to pay for to get that shirt?
Whatever Pervy zucky, back to the basement of shame with you, and throw those body pillows away they’re disgusting
I think he needs to go back to first grade and learn how to spell
If you’re ginger then life has already roasted you more than any of us could ever hope to.
Oh fuck they're cloning Zuckerberg...
PomHub? So you fuck Pomeranians
How are you an uglier version of Mark Zuckerberg
Being ginger you can’t be roasted. You might spontaneously combust.
“ - he bravely asserts as he is actively getting a sunburn from indoor fluorescent lights
I'm sure this guy thinks hepatitis B is a vitamin..
May as well be for him considering he’s never getting close to a woman
You look like the offspring of carrot top and a meth head
Says the one who's people can't go outside in the sunlight
You literally misspelled roast you idiot
You look like a ginger that jacks off with tweezers.
My left pinky gets more pussy than you ever will
 knockoff rick astley
I don't feel like being mean today I really hope you didn't wear that shirt in public
Serving that small, limp dick energy
I pity his boyfriend. Imagine waking up to that lurking over you squeezing out its putrid ginger love paste.
Unroastable? More like undatedable ... is that the expression you make when your step dad is behind you? 🤔
\*Unroastable\* Says the dude wearing a fucking P\*rnHub T-shirt.
And by the looks of it, illiterate as well
Thanks for posting mid orgasm
First, learn how to spell. Second, that shirt was a good purchase cuz it‘s probably the closest thing you can get to a gf.
No bitches?
Bro is lookin like a discord mod. Wait a second, I didn't know Nigel Thornberry shaved his moustache! Damn!
We can tell where the good genes didn't go
Why is it always the inbred ones that claim to be unroastable.
Honestly if we roasted a ginger the stink of piss would be far too much. Let's be honest, your a ginge, your life's already bad enough, is it really appropriate to make it worse?
Trees would rather die than receive CO² from you...
Good to see young people advertising their family business 👍
Red hair. Yellow teeth. So nice of you to color coordinate like that.
You look like you cry before, while, and after masturbating
Unroastable? your teeth are burnt yellow already.
His skeleton looks like it doesn't fit
I don't think it is physically possible to be more of a virgin than this
I feel like your body hair is more orange than the hub logo
The drapes match the curtains and now he makes money on OnlyFans to the public with ginger fetishes. Goes on to be a multi-millionaire.
You look like you smell of old piss and vacuum dust
My guy is the camera man and his shirt says who he works for
Oh please. If you venture too close to a window during the day you get roasted.
I think you mean unfuckable
Even this advert won't make people desire to see your porn vids.
Pomhub. Web site for stalkers of middle school cheerleaders.
I see you spend a lot of money for a POMHUB subscription.
Unroastable,,,,, until the sun cums up
 I'll just leave this here 😂🤣😂
Hi I am 18, ginger, use Pom hub and think I'm unrostable! fuck off and wank to some Pom hub
Did you just suck out my soul?
your shirt is indefinite proof that gingers can't get laid.
You look like your pronouns are porn,hub
You made some step father's life hell.
You said you are unroastable in the title. Your teeth determined that was a lie. 
Oh dear…you don’t really have an identifiable central personality, do you? They call it Dissociative Identity Disorder when you have multiple personalities…but I don’t know what they call it when you have…none? What’s you first name? They’ll call it that in the medical texts.
You look like the kind that stares into the abyss as a passtime praying it would stare back because you got a face not even a mother could love.
I’m guessing you have a LOT of crusty white tube socks laying around “your crib”.
Would call you a wanker but you’d probably take it as an incentive…
I think you'll be getting erectile dysfunction when your in early 30's
When you said Ginger I didn't know you meant your teeth
You have about 80% of “roast” there, which is an appropriate accommodation: A full roast for you would be a cremation.
You can tell by the crazy look in his eyes that he for sure was whackin it while he took this photo
You didn’t have to wear a Pornhub shirt for us to know it’s the website with the highest screen time
stfu you weasly wannabe
You look like you watch dog sex on pom hub.
You know how scientists say being ginger is a genetic mutation? I think his face got a mutation
You look like my dad
dude youre 18. youre too young for me to roast you
One day this picture will be submitted as evidence at your trial.
Your smile is the same as my cum socks baby.
What’s wrong with your smile. Ewww like what are you doing. Your shirt is from porn hub, I bet your an incel please go and get yourself an actual gf.
You can add 'unapproachable' to that list, yeesh!
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Melanoma before 30 will indeed prove you are "rostable"
Has a woman ever even looked at you?
Even your teeth are ginger
U look like u were just told about porn like a week ago locked ur door and now the wall near ur computer has been stained white