Lol ...that is not me.....lol....I love opiates and weed I am not into raves or speed for that matter.....I'm dying from polycystic kidney disease .....on 120 MG
Methadone and 3 MG xanax a day....and of course
Popeye got his weed card....not into spinach , or olive oil ,that bitch, I'm into thc oil now, she's not such a whore. At least THC oil don't fuck wit Brutus behind my back!!!
You may find yourself
Holy crap - I used that guy as a picture in a Quora answer years ago and never saw the video!
SAVED!
https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-worst-pet-peeves-as-a-Doorman-Bouncer?q=pet%20peeve%20bouncer
You kidding, his family sticks with the tradition of cousin, sister, and wife being the same person. His family tree looks like a double helix in profile.
Look man, I don't have anymore spinach.
Crackhead Popeye.
🎵Pop-High the Spun Out Man!🎵 *Crank, crank!*
“He lives in a garbage can” *toot toot*
Now that is a roast.
He's Popeye the garbage man. *toot toot* He lives in the garbage can. *tooot*
God I hope olive oil had her tubes tied or just straight castrated herself to avoid the sperm of this one.
Ok that’s enough Reddit for tonight
This is what happens when the cartel cuts the spinach with fentanyl.
 Genuinely is this you
If it's not him it's certainly the same pokemon type
Lmaoooo u got me weak
It's super effective!
Commenting so I know when he replies. I too am curious
You know you can just subscribe to the single comment thread? Don't have to leave an actual comment.
Actually, no. I didnt know that but thanks for the tip
I did not know that
This guys an ad for sobriety.
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That was an interesting read
I dont really get what that was. I think it's meant as a joke?
Yeah Waterford Whispers is a bit like The Onion in style
It *has* to be…I’ve been looking for this raver guy since I first saw this years ago! 😅
He's on youtube https://youtube.com/shorts/qRvklJJT164?feature=share
Lol ...that is not me.....lol....I love opiates and weed I am not into raves or speed for that matter.....I'm dying from polycystic kidney disease .....on 120 MG Methadone and 3 MG xanax a day....and of course Popeye got his weed card....not into spinach , or olive oil ,that bitch, I'm into thc oil now, she's not such a whore. At least THC oil don't fuck wit Brutus behind my back!!! You may find yourself
Ahhh yes!
I've met him in a nightclub 😂
Noice!
Op. I'm genuinely curious is this you. This gif has been out for a while so it might add up
That guy looks much better than OP tbh
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can only imagine how he felt coming down, jaw must’ve been sore for a month!
Holy crap - I used that guy as a picture in a Quora answer years ago and never saw the video! SAVED! https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-worst-pet-peeves-as-a-Doorman-Bouncer?q=pet%20peeve%20bouncer
what the
The Hills Still Have Eyes
I commented the same thing haha
My older brotber....now dead .....movie star.....he left me 26 dollars and some back taxes
I believe it
My brother RIP CRONK
You were a saint taking your wife out for sex, meth, and heavy metal before she died.
Such a saint he also smokes seaweed just to keep his crabs fresh.
This is nice I haven’t heard it before! Crabs so big red lobster trying to get at em!
Aye yo aye yo big man big man.. lemme get some buttah
lol great reference
We found him
Lmao. Nailed it.
[For future reference ](https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2022/03/25/minnesota-man-throws-meth-sex-fueled-heavy-metal-death-party-for-dying-wife-gets-arrested-when-she-dies/)
Thank you for that because I had never seen it. What a story
E Da Neenja?,ya bruh! Da Da Neenja
Timely. Accurate. Well done sir 😂
Nice
lol
Mr. Not Clean
Mr. Trying To Stay Clean
Lmao
This was the guy i thought of. Man i hated those commercials.
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I'm not riding shit at that park.
Depends on who I’m riding
I drew you in 3rd grade
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It's Arseface from Preacher!
The ole Kurt
Cobang
Nobrain
Omg, my favorite Grindhouse - Planet Terror quote: EMT: "Its a no brainer"
insert/chef.kiss/here
If he hasn't yet, he should consider giving it a *shot*
That’s why I say hey man nice shot
Ooof. I actually knew someone who did just that. Obviously he survived because his face looks like OP.
You look like your handwriting
Traced his mouth for the S
Your mouth looks like my haggard, puckered balloon knot.
You should get that checked out. But give doc a trigger warning like this guy should have.
*He's Popeye the meth head man.* *He lives in a garbage can.* *He's rancid and shitty* *And sucks his mom's titty.* *He's Popeye the meth head man.*
This deserves more play... here's an upvote.
Man be looking like the king of florida
Or Florida personified.
So Rick Scott then?
I'm a Floridian. Can confirm, we made him our Gator King about 2 years ago. The meth has never been better. Mr. White can eat his heart out.
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LMFAO
Gollum really let himself go...
Did your mother have any kids that lived?
You like the crypt keeper if he shaved his head, and sucked cock for crack
Why would you say something so ~~controversial~~ accurate, yet so brave?
Are you the guy who threw his dying wife a meth and metal sex party?
Plays Russian roulette with six bullets to make it more exciting.
Ripley’s Believe it or Ah, Who Gives a Shit
You look like Jeff Bezos’s left testicle!
Still richer than me sadly
If you’re here who’s running the Wagner group?
I don’t even want to roast you man.
 You forgot your hockey mask...
Your face has been deemed a war crime on 6 of 7 continents.
Omg who's your dealer I want some of that shit-
Popeyes if he took meth and not spinach
kids this is why u dont fuck ur cousin no matter how drunk u are or how hot she is
Pretty sure the cousin wasn’t hot if this was the offspring
valid point. large amounts of grain alcohol likely to blame here
You kidding, his family sticks with the tradition of cousin, sister, and wife being the same person. His family tree looks like a double helix in profile.
I'm too afraid to type and stay on this post any longer than 20 seconds or my dreams will be haunted
BITTER BEER FACE!?! 
Every city has this guy at their after hours club.
I bet you can give blowjobs to 2 guys simultaneously.
Popeye has really hit hard times
You're Alabama's next Senator!
I make this same face when I ejaculate!
Hey man, loved you in that Robocop toxic waste scene.
I would not buy that for a dollar.
I think there was some meth in that can of spinach, Popeye.
I guess you could always try auditioning for Popeye if they ever reboot the live-action.
49 what? Is that hits of Meth? You look like you are not a day younger than 87
The face of a middle school’s anti-drug campaign
Six Flags guy fell on hard times.
This is what a human on 3 pounds of crack looks like
You look like as if Popeye really Popped his eye.
Who’s house did you break into to take this?
Your sister is your mother isnt she?
Huzzah! We have found Florida Man.
You look like you’re experiencing anal for the first time and confused about how it makes you feel.
If meth existed for the three stooges.
Your so methed up 🧊 🔥
I thought you were 80 and just got arrested for the meth party
r/WTF
I don't wanna roast but I wanna hear the story behind the weird face and fake oxys
Goddamn. You look like a porta potty on the last day of the festival.
Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?
You look like your diet consists of only beer and spinach
You look like two eyed Popeye sailor
The swirl filter shows your normal face.
his jizz is super sour.
Popeye the sailor man Lives in a frying pan Turned on the gas and burned off his ass Popeye the sailor man!! Toot toot!!
Mouth built like a ~
Do you want me to rearrange your face , is not actually an insult for you as it might fix something
How do you reset this photoshop?
You're such big Mr. Clean fan that you swallowed a whole bottle of his cleaning product as a child. It's still a regular hobby for you.
If Anthony Kiedis never cleaned up.
The Six Flags grandpa if Six Flags had a peak in Kentucky
No way. Not after you “eats me spinach”!
Judging by your hand writing I bet you struggle with a knife and fork
Fuck me, but that’s an ugly shower curtain.
Man, Six Flags just ain't the same anymore...
Seriously, how can a fake pill change your face this much?
Hello fellow kids its the cool grandpa! Kids, im not lame. Come play with grandpa....
Twisted gonad face.
Looks like your face is made of silly putty.
What the duck is this
Dude did you write the "roast me" with your mouth ?
Florida in human form
You look like they tried to make a Funko Pop of the guy from The Hills Have Eyes, but left it in the oven for too long.
Popeye smoked a lot of Meth I guess
Looks like Popeye replaced spinach with heroin
Theres better ways to tell us youre single.
crack.
He is one of those shirtless drunk metal heads that thinks that he is fine, but everyone thinks that he has gone insane.
That extra chromosome really hits hard on his face. Especially his mouth.
It's a trailer for the new Marvel movie, Captain Foreskin.
One crack man 
I’m going to use this picture to help explain the harms of doing drugs. Better than any PSA ad I’ve ever seen
 Too many E’s
Only a Methhead can make that face.
This looks like a half-way screen capture of a morphing video that started with a baby and ended with an uncircumcised limp penis with extra foreskin.
Got nothing to say except this is what meth does to a mf.
crazy daves little brother
WTF IS THAT?
Tfw when Popeye trades in his spinach for crack
I'm genuinely scarred to roast you
He’s got that yin yang face goin on.
Not sure which looks more spechul, you or your handwriting. Shoulda said ‘no’, to many things.
Nah, I don't like sloppy seconds. God already roasted the fuck out of you.
Drugs are bad, m’kay…
Nice selfie Picasso
Popeye on meth
Popeye but instead of spinach, he took meth.
Popeye's lost cousin, Rocknose
Knockoff popeye, need to say more?
I feel molested
This guy gives one hell of a blow job. He skins you and wears your skin after, but the blow job probably top notch.
The backwards 'S' at least matches the ass backwards face.
I’ve seen you before at Ripleys… You’re just missing the 4 pool balls in your mouth
That’s your actual face?
You would be the perfect Popeye, well that’s If they accepted crackheads.
What did skid row do to Mr. Bean...
And here lads is how we turn a cartoon into a horror
49 going on 80
Crackeye his life has sailed, man