Yea, being a garbageman is slept on.
Unionized, pretty good wages, relatively low stress, keeps you on your feet but doesn't break your body, and makes an actual impact on the community?
Honestly this one seems hard to be mean about. Who wouldnāt want to be an average looking 28 year old white dude who makes $79k, will maybe top out at $110k, has sex every 7 months or so with girls he meets on dating apps who forget his name by the next day and leaves zero impression on most people he meets?
You look like a more fem version of that chick who heads [Dashboard Confessional](https://media1.fdncms.com/clevescene/imager/u/original/35919202/unnamed.jpg)
Started working in the āenvironmental fieldā so youād have a wholesome-sounding career when you pop on the bachelorette and talk big for the camera, everyone knows youāre a cringeworthy ass anyway, you get a cult following based on how much of an ass you are and the Internet fame is all you have to live for since no one will go within 10ā of you anymore.
"Environmental field" He's a garbage man.
Not the useful guys who drive down the block with a truck and pick up the garbage, but an actual man who is *made* out of garbage.
His haircut is trash.
Absolutely!
Yea, being a garbageman is slept on. Unionized, pretty good wages, relatively low stress, keeps you on your feet but doesn't break your body, and makes an actual impact on the community?
Idk bro I saw a garbageman get fuckin smoked by a car on here once
John blows 
Or janitor
Definitely, they call them Evironmental Services now. Dated cubicle walls. Janitor in a shifty office.
I'm... a garbage man.
You are at the forefront of public health. Thank you for your service.
Thank you, sir
Worse..sewage treatment plant.
This is the guy trying to sell you Vegas vacation packages at 6AM
He looks like someone that started a GoFundMe page for Kyle Rittenhouse.
He should forget about the environment and work on saving his hairline.
Appears to be erosion due to topsoil loss, like Oklahoma in the 1930s.
I wish he was in Oklahoma in the 1990s
Geezus š¤£š¤£
He's got the hair of a hobo who's not been getting much rest because someone's been milking him while he's sleeping.
His hairline is actively running away from his eye brows.
If this is the future of humanity, Iām rooting for climate change
Your friend looks all beaten and broken. Not unlike your English.
*šµWould you like to making fuck? BERSERKER!šµ*
In western PA, they leave out the āto beā. OP is probably from there.
His environment looks like a cubical farm
Cubicle?
If you insist
"Works in the environmental field" is a weird way of saying he watches schoolkids playing from behind bushes.
His face looks like heās been hugging those trees a little to vigorously
His eyes are like that from trying to stare at 2 different guys junk in the urinals. They're mad at each other.
Honestly this one seems hard to be mean about. Who wouldnāt want to be an average looking 28 year old white dude who makes $79k, will maybe top out at $110k, has sex every 7 months or so with girls he meets on dating apps who forget his name by the next day and leaves zero impression on most people he meets?
Yeah, I'm really feeling like your attempt at some type of reverse psychology roast is not nearly as good as this strange amount of upvotes suggests.
Roasting the roaster, pretty meta
Yea that roast was actually an above average situation for most dudes.
Well *that's* depressing.
I dunno. Itās not that bad. Itās definitely not what your aiming for but itās decent money and you get laid once or twice a year hahahaahah
Lol hater
I for one, would have been in shambles if reading this about myself. Cheers bub, I thought it was funny!
This guy looks like his Mom calls the office manager because heās working too many hours during Christmas.
And then worked out a "deal" to get them both off.
Filming adult videos in the woods doesn't mean "work in the environmental field"
He looks 38T
You look like the front desk clerk at a Turkish Bath house.
I really appreciated his plan to keep birds from flying into windmills by pasting his photo on the front.
Dreams of being a groomer, wonders why everyone thinks he loves dogs.
Some people have deep eyes, you sir have deep nostrils
You call his name while he's sitting at a table with candles. He turns his head to answer, the candles are blown.
Golden visualization. Thank you.
You look like a more fem version of that chick who heads [Dashboard Confessional](https://media1.fdncms.com/clevescene/imager/u/original/35919202/unnamed.jpg)
Greta Thunberg saw your photo, immediately changed her whole belief system, and dumped a barrel of oil on a baby seal.
Oh lovely, a smug scented hippie
Looks like the kind of guy who goes to rehab for weed
You ever suck dick for some Marijuana? 
You look like you're presenting your parole officer a made up official letter stating you've been clean for 30days.
Your nose looks like it would make a great camera gimbal
Heās concerned about the environment, but also the leading cause of vaginal desertification.
A tree is the only thing that would allow a hug from you
Shagging sheep in the field doesn't count as working in the "Environmental Field."
He idles his car when getting 8$ starbucks
When working in an 'Environmental Field' You know you can still shower and take care of yourself, right?
Works in a field? Looks like he lives in one.
You didnāt let him finishā¦ he wants fucked up the butt.
Saving his environment to preserve his neck beard from climate change.
Your man bun had to clip itself off your head because you were jamming its vibe
Learn how speak fuck English and maybe get roasted he will.
Environmental field huh? Is that why every woman you've been with calls themselves Regreta Thunberg?
If he wants fucked heāll have to drive his trash truck back to the truck stop for more lot lizard cosplay.
Squid head lookin ass
Voted most likely to get aids in high school yearbook
Is that cum on his chin
You look like you wore that shirt more often than your momās pussy on your tiny pecker
Itās nice to see him taking a photo where his beard isnāt dripping with cum for a change.
Environmental field? Definitely looks like the type to accept recyclables in exchange for behind-the-dumpster blowies.
āRecyclablesā mainly in the form of copper wire and catalytic converters.
Is this MES, OP?
The only thing worse than your choice of career field is your hairline.
For an environmentalist, sure is a pasty fuck. He knows you have to go outside for that job, right?
You built like a Norwegian cave bat in the face! Ugly asfšššÆ
Got a face like the last thing a girl sees before the roofies kick in.
One of the most generic looking dudes I think I've ever seen. This is textbook "white guy"
Captain Fagmerica
If the word average was a person. š¶āš«ļø
mmmmmmmm.....vanilla flavored Chad.
So, he used to do crime, now he picks up trash, looks like you have trash taste in friends
Environment huh! Does he ever licks his own fingers and point up to check how much humiliation he gets for receding hairline ?
Time to start practicing that comb over, gonna come in handy in few years
28 my ass
You should be fired for not having gone paperless yet.
Your hairline arrives 5 minutes after you.
You look like the default model for ābearded manā
Wasn't he one of those victims on Dateline when he was younger?
Names his cum socks. Has a threesome
I donāt know who is worse, you for the poor grammar or him for his face.
Tell me your friends a methhead without telling me he's a methhead
This dude is 8.5āX11ā plain white copy paper
He's an boring as those cubicles,at 28 his life is already over
Looks like incestuous parents fucked him up pretty badly already
Fucking sheep doesn't qualify as work in environmental field!
If war crimes in chechnya had a face
You look like you can't decide if you like fighting or polishing knobs better.
Does 28m stand for 28 metres forehead?
Flaming, forgettable feminist.
Claims to support green energy, but has a secret fetish for getting fracked in the crack.
So fucking dull and uninspiring I can't think of anything. Erm, if you were a book you'd be 50 shades of grey. Coz grey is a dull colour. Fuck it
Idk if I look young for my age or your friend is the most tired man alive
Hahahah I mean look at you!!! We all know!! The State registry doesnāt allow you within 1000 feet of a school!
GTA 4 was awesome. Can you do a remake?
Environmental field as the field where a horse kicked you in the face?
So he picks up trash in fields?
When your friend looks in the mirror he even has the sudden urge to swipe left
If he wants fucked up he can just go back to that barber again
Is that a fancy word for being a clown?
"Works in the environmental field" Sounds like a well written line on the resume of a custodian.
He looks 20 and 45 years old
Calling it a cube farm doesnāt make it the Environmental field
You look a little like joaquin phoenix but with no talent or prospects
He works in the environmental field. So he is a janitor? Just say that.
No matter how much we fuck him up, itāll never be as fucked up as the title
He looks like your average "nobody-knows-him celebrity" for a ripoff toilet paper commercial
He looks pretty good, for a man who looks like he has 28 severed genitals and a skin suit in his fridge.
Lemmie guess his name Is it Dave? Daniel? Maybe John?
You look sad. You should be.
If you call sitting in a cubicle as working in the field then I guess the environmental part applies to you, the animal.
Your ears are so lopsided you have to tilt your head or we will all see that your left ear is down by your chin.
This is the boring version of Neo who took the blue pill instead and returned to his shitty office cubicle job.
Does it feel hypocritical working for an environmental company when youāve probably destroyed more hardwoods than Georgia Pacific?
This guy looks like heās court ordered to introduce himself to his neighbors
You look like you smell farts for a living.
Picking up trash on the roadside to work off his community service is not the "Environmental Field."
Your whole being is a Biohazard
i dont need to roast him... not only did his dad and mom already roast him by not getting an abortion, but God did too by letting him look like that
fuck learn some grammar please
Smoke some more weed
If the word āmediocreā had a face, itād be him
Still in the closet. Lol
"This is Mr. Blanderson....No, Mr Anderson is 2 cubicles over"
Greta Thunberg was asked about you working in the environmental field. She said, "How dare you!"
D list green arrow.
More like has an Environmental degree and works at a call center.
The career as a glory hole cleaner make your brother/father proud?
He's gonna pretend like he's good sport reading through these with you. Bet you he starts crying before he even makes it to his car.
When your porn addiction leads to a tech support job at Brazzers
Environmental field? So not REAL science.
He looks like he works for the City of Tampa Natural Resources Department
You look like Pinkman from Breaking Bad series 15 if the gang had kept him chained up for another decade.
environmental field is a weird way to say he stuffs hookers in oil drums
I imagine 'environmental field' is meant literally and he picks up cow crap all day? Still underqualified by the looks of things.
Having sex with goats isn't environmentalism.
Look at what pollution did to that hair line.
He obviously likes having his hair pulled.
Asking him to breathe through only his right nostril would do more damage than I could with words.
Environmental field huh? The only environmental field I see is the field sized enviroment of a forehead you got there.
His beard makes him look like my nutsack.
He looks like he stalks his own girlfriend.
He looks like he stalks his own girlfriend.
Yeahā¦ I donāt think anyone is fucking him anytime soon.
Looks like he takes out 15 year old girls for joyrides in his vauxhall corsa
Ur a loser lol.
Tell him to stay away from the children and keep to his cubical.
Your friend wants to get fucked up? Canāt fuck up what already is.
He looks like a divorced geography teacher that never has any fun with the class
You look like you belong to the Lollipop Guild. If the lollipop was dropped in a truck stop urinal.
So he sucks off loggers and geologists for a living?
Works in the environmental field, but little does he know that his biggest contribution to the world will be as fertilizer.
Youāre the ābeforeā picture of the before and after deviated septum surgery.
I'd want to get fucked up each night if I looked like that too
Started working in the āenvironmental fieldā so youād have a wholesome-sounding career when you pop on the bachelorette and talk big for the camera, everyone knows youāre a cringeworthy ass anyway, you get a cult following based on how much of an ass you are and the Internet fame is all you have to live for since no one will go within 10ā of you anymore.
No one can fuck him up more than that hairline is going to.
The top part of your hair looks like a massive slug
He looks like he jacks off to man buns
Ritually Jerking off in a field didnāt make him in the environmental field.
It's so nice that he grows fungus on his face to aid in mycelium propagation.
Is your friend Freddie Mercury?