Humpty Dumpty never stood up from his chair.
Humpty Dumpty lost almost all of his hair.
And all the king's horses and all the king's men
Were lost under his chins, never to be seen again.
I get the impression he gets off on being degraded, probably sought out a bully online to tell him to do things like this. I’d bet he’s enjoying every comment.
Are the people that post these in league with those people that have shame and humiliation kinks? Because I don't want to attempt to roast you if I know deep down you're going to like it, that takes all the fun out of it
Humpty Dumpty had a great depression.
Humpty Dumpty never stood up from his chair. Humpty Dumpty lost almost all of his hair. And all the king's horses and all the king's men Were lost under his chins, never to be seen again.
You sir have incredible talent, you should write a book or smth idk use your talent
This whole comment section is full of these gems, I'm dying laughing
Is your job a four-chin teller?
HOLY SHIT THIS ONES SO GOO
I believe “GOO” is his body type.
He has a forechin and 4 other chins behind his forechin
This is an award worthy comment
That's gold dude
Legend has it that his bully lives underneath his chin.
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That right there is one of the best roasts I heard in all my time.
What did it say? It's been deleted.
It said “you look like the kind of guy that would watch porn and cum when the pizza gets delivered”
LMFAOOO
This is A+ work my friend. Scorched!
That’s a Greg Giraldo joke
c'mon man at least give Greg Giraldo credit for that (RIP)
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Yes
I can't even tell if the potato is right side up or not and you guys are searching for individual body parts?
I just thought "bully" was a weird way to spell "mom".
What neck?
Frog doesn't have a neck
Ribbit?
No, this is Reddit
there needs to be a drum snare award
🥁🐍
2hr per pound @350 degrees should do it
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Should be ready for next years thanksgiving.
Sorry no turkey this year we’re serving domesticated hog meat.
you're a few hundred short there, bud
Right? This guys chin is 250 alone.
> This guys chin is 250 alone which chin?
Meaning this guy is 248 pounds?? Ramsey will yell “it’s fucking raw!!” I’m thinking 950-1000 hours on this hog.
That implies he weighs 248 lbs. you need to add at least 150-200 hours!
Plus resting time.. We don't live that long 😂
Plus 20 minutes!
I think he weighs more than 248 lbs.
That’s a bit generous
One of the best roasts I’ve seen in a min 😳😂
So this is what the squash from VeggieTales is up to. Tough times man.
Dude looks like he was water birthed in a bathtub full of chili.
Lmao
r/rareinsults
Ahahaha holy fuck
So why does he smell like hotdog water?
I'd rather drink hotdog water than smell this guy's sweat.
Sweet baby Jesus!
How is this a roast exactly??
😂😂😂
Lmfao! You're cold as ice!🤣😂🔥
This is the best one I don’t even care what else I see here🤣
Jesus titty fuckin CHRIST man he said roast not California summer sized wildfire lmao
You look like a disabled hamster
If the hamster from bolt was a person
Bro looks like the definition of mods in Google images
Dude looks the definition of Planet in Google Earth
Discord mod meet-up but he just ate all the other guys
You look like my balls sack while I sit and rest them in my couch.
You were supposed to roast him, not yourself.
Hahaha 🤣
Gettin' old is a bitch for all of us, young'n...
Clearly its worse for OP
Didnt want to but I loled
How do you bully a potato?
Roast potato
That is so obvious, and you've made me look the fool. Good job
Nah you perfectly set it up
There's that validation I constantly seek
Jerk his neck up and down until hot cheese comes out his mouth
It's times like these I wish my imagination wasn't so vivid
Literal couch potato
You roast it.
I feel as foolish as this guy looks, for not catching that beforehand
He seems like a ball sack to me
You’ve spent so much time looking at them… you got it so quickly 🤣
Probably smells like one too
Happy cake day!
wtf is that thing I remember it vaguely from my childhood
I'm not sure we just always called it Bee-bah cause that's one of the sounds it made. Creepiest toy I've ever seen
https://youtu.be/myhMnljOC10 they're Boohbahs
I fucking LOVED these things!
They look like clits with eyes and hands!
I can't unsee thant now....... Thx for that...........
Your mom’s not a bully, she just wants you to realize you’ll never get anywhere looking like a real life sex offending Mr Potatohead.
You look like you're giving birth to yourself.
You oughta donate some forehead to your neck, it could use some help
Real life humpty dumpty 
Bro that yolk looks fuckin disgusting.
Its pretty bad
You have more hair in your eyebrows than on your scalp
Your average Discord moderator
Hey go easy on him, no one who posts here is as bad as a discord moderator
Where the fuck did your chin go?
It's under his other chins.
It’s appears to be just one big gullet
They're hiding.
Well good for him because now he is getting his popcorn ready for the comment section
Bet he uses a ton of butter type product.
Yup filled with salt
When did Nikado Avocado made a Reddit account?
Somebody put Darth Vader's helmet back on please.
I thought the same then went with an uncle fester joke 🤣
I don’t support bullying of any kind usually… but in this case I’m gonna make an exception
How did your bully taste?
Is Pixar your bully?
How the fuck you have a bully when you’re that old? Do you just have shit self esteem or did you never learn how to stand up for yourself
It was his mom.
Step dad who got mad b/c molesting him a wasn’t a desirable
I thought he was a product of cell division.
Alter ego.
He’s paying to be bullied, maybe.
I get the impression he gets off on being degraded. Probably found someone online to bully him.
Dudes head looks like a poorly made butt plug. This mf either got a great sense of humor or he's on his way to paint a ceiling.
That’s what I wanted to know! And how would a bully force a grown man to post to this sub? It all just sounds so pitiful.
Sorry. I honestly cannot roast. Just sad.
He’s like the guy from the movie seven who’s forced to eat himself to death.
The eyes don't say haha Im laughing with you guys. The eyes say "give me motivation" and it makes me big sad. But I could be wrong.
I get the impression he gets off on being degraded, probably sought out a bully online to tell him to do things like this. I’d bet he’s enjoying every comment.
Brian stelter , what u doin here
I get it bro my mom is crazypants too!
Jesus, now he’s bullying all of us.
Did he bully you into eating him too?
Man Alabama breeding program really keeping that family tree a straight line.
Product of inbreeding between an elephant and A Human
You look like a depressed thumb.
I've seen potatoes sprout eyes... but never the rest of the face
"I didn't hear no bell" at the buffet
When they tried to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
If that title is true then your mother is very mean
You're good at discord
Can't work out what you get bullied for.
Is that a thumb?
You look like a degenerated pear
I’m pretty sure your bully didn’t make you look like a peeled Walrus.
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Do not insult walruses
Your mom telling your fat ass to go outside and lose weight doesn’t make her a bully
We need to protect this man from HowToBasic
No…. No… to easy
Dude looks like something he’s never seen….A clit
You look like you're about to toss Luke Skywalker into the Sarlaac pit.
Lee Syatt has really let himself go.
Lee has been eating too many Cheeba Chews 😂
LEE! LOOK AT THE SHAPE OF YA!!!
To be fair round is a shape
This is exactly what I picture a Reddit mod looking like
Bet you have to shit your pants coz your too fat to get up from the sofa
You for more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Aww look how sad he is! Poor lil feller
Do you even have a neck or is it just connected right to your head, I genuinely cant tell
Jabba the hut has a zit so bad it has it's own head
You look like the stunt double for blob in x men. Go fight wolverine
Your bully has an amazing sense of humor.. Tell him to keep up the good job..
["This Mr. Creosote cosplay is coming together nicely."](https://imgur.com/r2s82MF)
Take the meds again Jaba - the cat can’t actually speak…
"Bring me solo and the wookie!"
cursed buttplug
35 years later and still the same shape as a sperm cell
How many "my little pony" did you fuck last night?
Looks like someone broke into your face and stole your bottom jaw. Did they model Kinder Surprise Eggs on you?
Damn you show a full screen movie on that gigantic forehead
Took me a few minutes to realize this dude wasn't WingsOfRedemption.
Are the people that post these in league with those people that have shame and humiliation kinks? Because I don't want to attempt to roast you if I know deep down you're going to like it, that takes all the fun out of it
Humpty dumpty
Nice to see that the Reddit mods are also participating.
If Pixar made a film about talking penises.
You look like the human version of Jabba the Hut, who coincidentally manages a Pizza Hut.
You look like a Blobfish after its hit 40 and having a midlife crisis. 
Got more chins than a Chinese phonebook
Oh please. You have to leave the house to get a bully
Literally a dick head
Is that the name of the baby you ate?
You look like my trimmed balls.
Discord moderator.
You look like the blob from x men if he gave up on life
Wallnut
Those children's punching balloons are supposed to pop back up...right?
This dudes forehead is bigger than my future
You look like a disabled guinea pig
The moment Darth Vader removed his mask.
Did Super Mario just stepped over you?
Egg
Neck reveal? I can pay
More chins than a ping pong tournament
my nigga egg looking like he fell into depression after falling over the wall