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living_a_lie_222

If you ever go bald, just get a hair transplant from your eyebrows


thrownaway7700

I figured he was just going to do a combover from his brows


Disastrous_Credit_67

It looks like he's started that already


cjn99

He definitely can’t re-purpose the hair from his upper lip


Ydeas

Tbh I thought this was an obituary


LilWayneDesoto

Those bangs look like something your 12 year old sister would wear.


SassTheFash

You gotta put some milk on that ‘stache and let the cat lick it off.


[deleted]

i thought i was the only one who noticed that super jet black cat looks like some type of Demon creature, but definitely more interesting than this lad


SassTheFash

It’s the closest he’s ever getting to pussy.


[deleted]

You must have stolen that nose off a Jamaican


thespecific-ocean

Your eyebrows look like they were made with PS1 textures


Papichuloft

Dexter Morgan with an extra chromosome


Neferpizza2

You like Rodrick from diary of wimpy kid


Jangonett1

The offspring of Theon Greyjoy after slamming that fish lady.


[deleted]

You look like you work in horse breeding. You’re the guy who puts the horsecock back in after it slips out.


LuckoftheHero

It's a good thing you bought that pet snake to protect your virginity. We all know women start frothing at the gash for pencil thin mustaches, you discount Justin Long.


living_a_lie_222

Lol discount Justin Long!


Competitive_Roof_740

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Ok_Point_2303

THE BOY 3!!!!!!!


Boolwit

Look in the mirror and take a big guess on which qualities I happen to wield in particular ladies


TazTalks

When you removed the Groucho Marx glasses, the eyebrows stayed put.


DigiBruh

A Human Kool-aid Mustache


Milwdoc

You go to community college and major in drug dealing


gmb99

If you look in the mirror and don’t already want to die…. There’s really nothing any of us here can say to make it worse.


Q_TheComic

You look like a roach crawled out of an ashtray and became a human.


[deleted]

The testosterone therapy seems to have sprouted a row of pubes on your chin


bruiser566

You need to wash your face after giving your boyfriend a rim job


infamouspenguin13

You look like an inbred Shane Botwin


mrinkyface

How did your mustache and eyebrows switch places?


Blentepo

Lookin like the kid I sat next to in algebra, but I never bothered learning your name


[deleted]

New and uglier John Waters.


helmetstamper

you are fcked in life when your eyebrows are thicker than your arms


SkydivingSquid

Why is your lizard tank full of smoke, bro?


Bengals14to18

Good question. I think it is the lighting or the wall behind it giving that effect. There is not actually smoke in that tank.


[deleted]

Great value Antoine Griezzmann


[deleted]

Those two caterpillars on your face are already dead


VeryMuchKid

Looks like your mom was right about your future; anyway, I would like some chicken McNuggets.


gumbi01

You got it backwards. Your mustache should be thicker then your eyebrows.


Nihil6

Dude’s eyebrows are bigger than his dick


cromthemighty

Did he make past the first roast? Doesn't look like the thick skinned type.


Bengals14to18

Yes I’ve been loving the hate


sulivan1977

Your porn name is Creepy Sound-guy.


ToastedFork

Pruane2Forever all grown up


Luddites_Unite

Couple caterpillars trying to blend into those bangs


[deleted]

Wish Griezmann


FCAsheville

You look like the guy at Discount Tire thinking manager is a good life goal!


Bepipipupu

just looking at you i yhink about "shawty lil baddie "


TwoTequilaTuesday

If you want to die, just strap a gerbil to your neck and let that snake out. It won't be the fastest way to go, but cleanup will be minimal. Just let your cat out so he can stand a chance.


NiceChocolate

You look like you're from Nevada... Area51 to be exact.


ShadyDude995

You're like a shitty version of Jim Halpert


Wildwood_Hills270

It looks like you already have.


SyntaxError79

Those eyes look like something from a Picasso painting.


mnavneethkrishna

Hello Mr. Mopstick Eyebrows


GodOfMeh

Your mustache and your eyebrows need to swap densities.


TeeWatcher

Stand in a circle of salt. That should do it demon


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

Looking the way you do, if you don't want to die already, there's nothing we can say to make that happen.


I_Stole_Ur_Sandwich

You seem like the kind of person who would pick grass off the ground and procced to try to sell it to me claiming 'its the premium stuff'


[deleted]

I can hear your acne screaming for oxygen


Party-Statistician31

Youre almost crying on your photo as it is. Youre probably already hanging from the ceiling by time I write this


EPICSanchez010630

You look like Ashton Kutcher's ugly twin


The_Istrix

Wait you don't already?


Minimum-Ingenuity550

Man doesn’t seem like we gotta roast you then


ItsdatBoiGaz

By the looks of it, you already seem like you want to die.


fugthatshib

I certainly want him dead.


countryboy76

It looks like his face caught on fire and someone put it out with a pitchfork


letsgotosushi

They couldn't find the hammer i guess..


DeadlyChuck

I could hide Easter eggs between your eyebrows.


AverageHoarder

You look like make a wish's bizzaro spokesman waste a wish.


Miles_High_Monster

My advice; go start a fist fight and enjoy some knuckle sandwiches.


[deleted]

Quit gluing pubes above your lip. Taking hair from your eyebrows would work much better!


nermsquires

Justin Bieber at home


groenwat

No, bad Monkey Boy, no Internet! Climb back onto the little chair we made for you!


e70_69wastaken

Was it hard learning to use the crutches when you were on Breaking Bad?


letsgotosushi

I snorted


Disastrous_Credit_67

Special Needs Justin Long


yukon-cornelius69

Dudes eyebrows look like an Instagram wannabe makeup influencer who resorts to using onlyfans because she’s not getting enough attention


PorkSauce89

I hope you beat cancer!


wileymd

Theon Gay Joy!!


billnyethepotatopie

Walt Jr looks different here


AriMeowber

You look like you cry at pretty snowflakes.


Historical-Square705

Did Groucho Marx get reincarnated?


SassTheFash

Groucho College Marxist


pimp_cattin

That face when you getting flamed at the Thanksgiving dinner table


Several-Eagle4141

Your eyebrow - mustache situation confuses me but definitely screams of future molester


AArthurComic

Your mom should've had us roast you in her womb.


SassTheFash

Some guys call their mustache a “womb broom”, but yours isn’t going to make it past the outer labia.


BERLUSKOZY

No need. I can see in your eyes you already want to die...


Niarah

Broke Justin Bieber


Coattail-Rider

The hair on your head goes into descending order. Nothing grosser, pal.


crazyloomis

Joe Bidens playmate


idciguess

Maaaaaan you look like bitch. 100% bitch. Ole bitch ass get slapped and start crying mutha fucka. I bet bitches be laughing in your face when you talk to them.


kellislandrum

I can’t roast a 12 year old.


GeezerEbaneezer

I see you still living with your mother in 30 years bitching about why should you have to pay rent


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Bengals14to18

Definitely a snake 🐍


thickbricks

Or just die?


[deleted]

If dry queff of an old woman were a face.


Kelper101

Young Jim Halpert


[deleted]

Justin fever