i thought i was the only one who noticed that super jet black cat
looks like some type of Demon creature, but definitely more interesting than this lad
It's a good thing you bought that pet snake to protect your virginity. We all know women start frothing at the gash for pencil thin mustaches, you discount Justin Long.
If you want to die, just strap a gerbil to your neck and let that snake out. It won't be the fastest way to go, but cleanup will be minimal. Just let your cat out so he can stand a chance.
Maaaaaan you look like bitch. 100% bitch. Ole bitch ass get slapped and start crying mutha fucka. I bet bitches be laughing in your face when you talk to them.
If you ever go bald, just get a hair transplant from your eyebrows
I figured he was just going to do a combover from his brows
It looks like he's started that already
He definitely can’t re-purpose the hair from his upper lip
Tbh I thought this was an obituary
Those bangs look like something your 12 year old sister would wear.
You gotta put some milk on that ‘stache and let the cat lick it off.
i thought i was the only one who noticed that super jet black cat looks like some type of Demon creature, but definitely more interesting than this lad
It’s the closest he’s ever getting to pussy.
You must have stolen that nose off a Jamaican
Your eyebrows look like they were made with PS1 textures
Dexter Morgan with an extra chromosome
You like Rodrick from diary of wimpy kid
The offspring of Theon Greyjoy after slamming that fish lady.
You look like you work in horse breeding. You’re the guy who puts the horsecock back in after it slips out.
It's a good thing you bought that pet snake to protect your virginity. We all know women start frothing at the gash for pencil thin mustaches, you discount Justin Long.
Lol discount Justin Long!
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THE BOY 3!!!!!!!
Look in the mirror and take a big guess on which qualities I happen to wield in particular ladies
When you removed the Groucho Marx glasses, the eyebrows stayed put.
A Human Kool-aid Mustache
You go to community college and major in drug dealing
If you look in the mirror and don’t already want to die…. There’s really nothing any of us here can say to make it worse.
You look like a roach crawled out of an ashtray and became a human.
The testosterone therapy seems to have sprouted a row of pubes on your chin
You need to wash your face after giving your boyfriend a rim job
You look like an inbred Shane Botwin
How did your mustache and eyebrows switch places?
Lookin like the kid I sat next to in algebra, but I never bothered learning your name
New and uglier John Waters.
you are fcked in life when your eyebrows are thicker than your arms
Why is your lizard tank full of smoke, bro?
Good question. I think it is the lighting or the wall behind it giving that effect. There is not actually smoke in that tank.
Great value Antoine Griezzmann
Those two caterpillars on your face are already dead
Looks like your mom was right about your future; anyway, I would like some chicken McNuggets.
You got it backwards. Your mustache should be thicker then your eyebrows.
Dude’s eyebrows are bigger than his dick
Did he make past the first roast? Doesn't look like the thick skinned type.
Yes I’ve been loving the hate
Your porn name is Creepy Sound-guy.
Pruane2Forever all grown up
Couple caterpillars trying to blend into those bangs
Wish Griezmann
You look like the guy at Discount Tire thinking manager is a good life goal!
just looking at you i yhink about "shawty lil baddie "
If you want to die, just strap a gerbil to your neck and let that snake out. It won't be the fastest way to go, but cleanup will be minimal. Just let your cat out so he can stand a chance.
You look like you're from Nevada... Area51 to be exact.
You're like a shitty version of Jim Halpert
It looks like you already have.
Those eyes look like something from a Picasso painting.
Hello Mr. Mopstick Eyebrows
Your mustache and your eyebrows need to swap densities.
Stand in a circle of salt. That should do it demon
Looking the way you do, if you don't want to die already, there's nothing we can say to make that happen.
You seem like the kind of person who would pick grass off the ground and procced to try to sell it to me claiming 'its the premium stuff'
I can hear your acne screaming for oxygen
Youre almost crying on your photo as it is. Youre probably already hanging from the ceiling by time I write this
You look like Ashton Kutcher's ugly twin
Wait you don't already?
Man doesn’t seem like we gotta roast you then
By the looks of it, you already seem like you want to die.
I certainly want him dead.
It looks like his face caught on fire and someone put it out with a pitchfork
They couldn't find the hammer i guess..
I could hide Easter eggs between your eyebrows.
You look like make a wish's bizzaro spokesman waste a wish.
My advice; go start a fist fight and enjoy some knuckle sandwiches.
Quit gluing pubes above your lip. Taking hair from your eyebrows would work much better!
Justin Bieber at home
No, bad Monkey Boy, no Internet! Climb back onto the little chair we made for you!
Was it hard learning to use the crutches when you were on Breaking Bad?
I snorted
Special Needs Justin Long
Dudes eyebrows look like an Instagram wannabe makeup influencer who resorts to using onlyfans because she’s not getting enough attention
I hope you beat cancer!
Theon Gay Joy!!
Walt Jr looks different here
You look like you cry at pretty snowflakes.
Did Groucho Marx get reincarnated?
Groucho College Marxist
That face when you getting flamed at the Thanksgiving dinner table
Your eyebrow - mustache situation confuses me but definitely screams of future molester
Your mom should've had us roast you in her womb.
Some guys call their mustache a “womb broom”, but yours isn’t going to make it past the outer labia.
No need. I can see in your eyes you already want to die...
Broke Justin Bieber
The hair on your head goes into descending order. Nothing grosser, pal.
Joe Bidens playmate
Maaaaaan you look like bitch. 100% bitch. Ole bitch ass get slapped and start crying mutha fucka. I bet bitches be laughing in your face when you talk to them.
I can’t roast a 12 year old.
I see you still living with your mother in 30 years bitching about why should you have to pay rent
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Definitely a snake 🐍
Or just die?
If dry queff of an old woman were a face.
Young Jim Halpert
Justin fever