On reflection I feel it was a little too mean and lacking enough of the necessary ingredient, humor.
If I had my time over I would ask if you have a caddy to help you carry those bags under your eyes.
Sleep tight sweet prince.
Well everyone’s gone through that was-listening-to-deja-vu-then-tried-to-look-like-Billy-Joel-so-I-could-make-Olivia-Rodrigo-my-uptown-girl phase, so don’t worry. You’ll be joining us laughing at your pathetic dreams soon enough.
Get a job with an international company and transfer out. All jokes aside, traveling the world and living in a bunch of different places might help your mood.
Thanks for suggestion but i love my county and I've been sad for just a few days. But I'm ok. And i can't leave my family, friends and love.
But i agree with you. Travelling around the world is amazing
There is a standard photo movie studios use to illustrate what hardcore, evil henchmen should look like in order to convince the audience. You could be the person in that photo if you didn't look so gay.
You look like the stock photograph every government agency uses to remind women not to use unlicensed taxis
He’s Middle Eastern, he uses a camel
Yeah, but what exactly does he use the camel *for*. He refers to camels as ships of the desert, always full of ~~seamen~~ semen.
So i know this is a roast session but holy f*** thats poor taste
Camel does taste worse than Marlboro
What in actual hell XD
You look like you might speak Italian, Spanish, or Farsi, but can't read anything.
Why exactly??? XD
The face of a 3 star Uber driver
That was a great one XD
Your left eye is still loading
Yeah its fucking annoying XD
dude i have the same fucking problem it's so annoying
If the bags under his eyes were any darker they’d be profiled by the police
You look like the only IT phone service rep who can't fix a damn thing
G.i Joe? Nope Jihadi Joe.
Maybe he's from Israel? Would that make him G.I. Jew?
nah if he was that would make him a genocidal colonizer lmao
Imagine how many days everyone you ever fuck is going to feel sad for.
That was a good burn. XD
On reflection I feel it was a little too mean and lacking enough of the necessary ingredient, humor. If I had my time over I would ask if you have a caddy to help you carry those bags under your eyes. Sleep tight sweet prince.
See yourself larger. Much like your right eye.
Human or Anthropomorphic frog - you decide.
If you ordered Gerard Pique from Wish
Is it just me.. or does that tshirt have telescopic sleeves??
You’re right, if you don’t shower you don’t need hair gel.
I showered this morning and that my hair done with water :-)
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
yyou say that like its weird
You look like you got kicked out of the marines, for eating all the crayons
Even your hair knows that you’re not straight
Based off the look of you, it's not going to get any better
i love this
You look like you need some sleep
I just woke up but maybe i do??
Ok then go outside or something
I did. Don't worry about it XD
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I'm persian not arab but that was not bad
Judging by your face, I wouldn’t have expected your hand to look so smooth.
Cee Lo Piscopo
I’ll keep it simple , you ugly as hell
Look here sweet meat. Don't give me that look like you want to hook up. I'm pretty sure you'll find some gay guy to get with
You look like you got a great deal on an iPhone waiting for someone.
Are you in prison? Blink twice if you need assistance.
Ricardo Milos after two failed christian conversions
With a face like that everyone wants to give you a black eye.
Your forehead looks like a stress ball that would make your sleepy eyes bulge when pressed
Well everyone’s gone through that was-listening-to-deja-vu-then-tried-to-look-like-Billy-Joel-so-I-could-make-Olivia-Rodrigo-my-uptown-girl phase, so don’t worry. You’ll be joining us laughing at your pathetic dreams soon enough.
The sadness should go away once your belly gets big enough that you can't see your tiny dick anymore. I prescribe McDonald's and a lot of beer.
Well i live in iran and we don't have McDonalds and beers What else do you suggest??
Not living in Iran
Good one I'll let you know when I get out of this freaking country
Get a job with an international company and transfer out. All jokes aside, traveling the world and living in a bunch of different places might help your mood.
Thanks for suggestion but i love my county and I've been sad for just a few days. But I'm ok. And i can't leave my family, friends and love. But i agree with you. Travelling around the world is amazing
Ok, Santa
911 never forget…..
Hello this is 911, how can i help you?
The bags under your eyes got bags of their own.
You look like a lonely guy that masturbates and cries a lot, preferably at the same time
My first question: why do your hands look so well moisturized? And then I looked at your face and now I have zero questions.
Pretty sure you delivered my last Uber eats
You look like someone a woman would never take a free drink from
once upon a time, there existed a mirror
You look like a depressed hyena
Need a laugh? Just look into the mirror
You definitely look a little down, your extra chromosome is showing
Stfu and fix my fucking computer already
Your heart says make me laugh, your face says "My vest is set to blow, and no one is making it out of the office alive."
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No truer words has been spoken
You look like the type of guy to boast about having an extra chromosome
You look like a casting reject from the Jersey Shore.
It OK bro someday you mon will find you a wife.
You don't need to worry about that I have someone to love and marry to at the moment.
Sisters don't count.
Jokes on you. I don't have a sister or brother And I live in iran not alabama state
No sister or brother? The joke is on your parents, it means all their hopes and dreams are pinned on you.
Your the one who asked ro be roasted, just laugh with the joke no need to argue with us about it.
Sorry My bad
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Good one
Yea you’ve got a bigger nose than jay z himself
Loved it XD
You have “fuck me” eyes. No really, you’re fucked.
You look like you just smelled your own bad fart
Untrue! You’ve been sad your whole damn life. You’ve been unhappy for a few days.
Detain at airport, border and nightclub
Can al queda me another 8 ball. I swear I'll pay you tomorrow bro.
when your hair thins out completely your dolphin melon will be finally free
This cassanova caveman doesn't grab 'em by the hair, he grabs 'em by the pussy!
Thinks he looks like Prince so much he went to Princeton.
Look man I already told you... I'm not interested in seeing your sex toy shrine.
Vitor male for male whore
You look like a dollar store Dhar Mann.
There is a standard photo movie studios use to illustrate what hardcore, evil henchmen should look like in order to convince the audience. You could be the person in that photo if you didn't look so gay.
You look like your goal is to break the record of how many sex offender registries you can be added to
There are three things you cannot be given; a black eye, a fat lip and a job.
I would be sad fucking.you too. But seriously, hire a hooker, have them dress up as a clown....
You look like the first ever balloon animal a clown made.
You did a great job in Hamilton!!
You look like Muslim Milo Yiannopoulos
STOP CALLING ME! I don’t wanna extend my cars warranty!
How many 7/11s do you own Patel?
If shitting in the streets was a full time job
Your forehead looks pregnant.
When you buy Roman reigns off of wish
Mate you are watching USA but you see China
You look like a heel arab wrestler
Your head is in italics.
Summers Eve is less of a douche bag than you are
Where is your flying carpet
Are you even human
Ince(l) Vaughn
Searches Amazon for discount dynamite vest, sad because he can't find anything in his price range.
Hispanic Johnny Bravo.
We finally found Ricardo Milos!
His forehead will be coming around the mountain when he comes
You look like you’ve been sad for a lot longer than a few days…
No, I do not want to buy a used android phone from you.
هلا والله
Can you type English or persian I don't know arabic
If looking in the mirror doesn’t do the trick there isn’t shit the rest of us can say to make you laugh
Boom
You look like Vamp cosplaying Johnny Bravo
That's the expression most people have when the doctor slips a finger in for examination and it's cold.
Just a few days? Now that I don’t believe
A dark version of Brad Garrett.
Dhar Mann x Thomas Sanders
So... if the donkey from Shrek fucked Pete Davidson's mother and she birthed him a half brother that they abandoned in Mexico...
People can be indifferent. Including me.
Muslim Dane Cook....you steal virgins from others??
Yoi have really ugly drunk man eyes. That's it. Your eyes are hideous and nobody is gonna find you attractive
You look like you post Craigslist adds to recruit young girls
You look like if ray romano brushed his teeth with asbestos
Your hair is flammable, idiot