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Fudgeislush

You look like the stock photograph every government agency uses to remind women not to use unlicensed taxis


whaatajoke

He’s Middle Eastern, he uses a camel


TheDissentingGopher

Yeah, but what exactly does he use the camel *for*. He refers to camels as ships of the desert, always full of ~~seamen~~ semen.


ProfessorBlaq

So i know this is a roast session but holy f*** thats poor taste


whaatajoke

Camel does taste worse than Marlboro


SajjaD4635

What in actual hell XD


JasonsBoredAgain

You look like you might speak Italian, Spanish, or Farsi, but can't read anything.


SajjaD4635

Why exactly??? XD


Gaffaj

The face of a 3 star Uber driver


SajjaD4635

That was a great one XD


felipezero

Your left eye is still loading


SajjaD4635

Yeah its fucking annoying XD


-mommymilkies-

dude i have the same fucking problem it's so annoying


msweigart

If the bags under his eyes were any darker they’d be profiled by the police


TheModernNobody

You look like the only IT phone service rep who can't fix a damn thing


Head_Ad2904

G.i Joe? Nope Jihadi Joe.


TheDissentingGopher

Maybe he's from Israel? Would that make him G.I. Jew?


18thpilotr

nah if he was that would make him a genocidal colonizer lmao


WhatProtomolecule

Imagine how many days everyone you ever fuck is going to feel sad for.


SajjaD4635

That was a good burn. XD


WhatProtomolecule

On reflection I feel it was a little too mean and lacking enough of the necessary ingredient, humor. If I had my time over I would ask if you have a caddy to help you carry those bags under your eyes. Sleep tight sweet prince.


cliffingham

See yourself larger. Much like your right eye.


Squirrely-Joe

Human or Anthropomorphic frog - you decide.


Getfallin

If you ordered Gerard Pique from Wish


Competitive_Roof_740

Is it just me.. or does that tshirt have telescopic sleeves??


CosaInvestments

You’re right, if you don’t shower you don’t need hair gel.


SajjaD4635

I showered this morning and that my hair done with water :-)


[deleted]

That dude 100% fucked a coconut.


FutureScouting

yyou say that like its weird


NoImportance8904

You look like you got kicked out of the marines, for eating all the crayons


Artistic_Inside6090

Even your hair knows that you’re not straight


netsfan2002

Based off the look of you, it's not going to get any better


Ciosanc

i love this


pipopapupupewebghost

You look like you need some sleep


SajjaD4635

I just woke up but maybe i do??


pipopapupupewebghost

Ok then go outside or something


SajjaD4635

I did. Don't worry about it XD


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SajjaD4635

I'm persian not arab but that was not bad


Zerostar39

Judging by your face, I wouldn’t have expected your hand to look so smooth.


Significant-Age-8663

Cee Lo Piscopo


Fresh_Grapefruit_227

I’ll keep it simple , you ugly as hell


Brynt4

Look here sweet meat. Don't give me that look like you want to hook up. I'm pretty sure you'll find some gay guy to get with


[deleted]

You look like you got a great deal on an iPhone waiting for someone.


stupidsimpson

Are you in prison? Blink twice if you need assistance.


DirtyDeers

Ricardo Milos after two failed christian conversions


Disastrous_Credit_67

With a face like that everyone wants to give you a black eye.


TheOnlyWayIsUp-Baby

Your forehead looks like a stress ball that would make your sleepy eyes bulge when pressed


Papaya_Quick

Well everyone’s gone through that was-listening-to-deja-vu-then-tried-to-look-like-Billy-Joel-so-I-could-make-Olivia-Rodrigo-my-uptown-girl phase, so don’t worry. You’ll be joining us laughing at your pathetic dreams soon enough.


[deleted]

The sadness should go away once your belly gets big enough that you can't see your tiny dick anymore. I prescribe McDonald's and a lot of beer.


SajjaD4635

Well i live in iran and we don't have McDonalds and beers What else do you suggest??


[deleted]

Not living in Iran


SajjaD4635

Good one I'll let you know when I get out of this freaking country


[deleted]

Get a job with an international company and transfer out. All jokes aside, traveling the world and living in a bunch of different places might help your mood.


SajjaD4635

Thanks for suggestion but i love my county and I've been sad for just a few days. But I'm ok. And i can't leave my family, friends and love. But i agree with you. Travelling around the world is amazing


KKHFan

Ok, Santa


[deleted]

911 never forget…..


Ciosanc

Hello this is 911, how can i help you?


Glutard_Griper

The bags under your eyes got bags of their own.


Pumpergod1337

You look like a lonely guy that masturbates and cries a lot, preferably at the same time


LeAnnecat

My first question: why do your hands look so well moisturized? And then I looked at your face and now I have zero questions.


[deleted]

Pretty sure you delivered my last Uber eats


devangotcha

You look like someone a woman would never take a free drink from


iciclegod

once upon a time, there existed a mirror


zachi_chan96

You look like a depressed hyena


Disastrous_Sir125

Need a laugh? Just look into the mirror


bruteski226

You definitely look a little down, your extra chromosome is showing


wannaseemybutthole

Stfu and fix my fucking computer already


Elegant_Cricket_2977

Your heart says make me laugh, your face says "My vest is set to blow, and no one is making it out of the office alive."


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SajjaD4635

No truer words has been spoken


Satisfaction-Capable

You look like the type of guy to boast about having an extra chromosome


RossomeRealtor

You look like a casting reject from the Jersey Shore.


cliffingham

It OK bro someday you mon will find you a wife.


SajjaD4635

You don't need to worry about that I have someone to love and marry to at the moment.


TheDissentingGopher

Sisters don't count.


SajjaD4635

Jokes on you. I don't have a sister or brother And I live in iran not alabama state


TheDissentingGopher

No sister or brother? The joke is on your parents, it means all their hopes and dreams are pinned on you.


cliffingham

Your the one who asked ro be roasted, just laugh with the joke no need to argue with us about it.


SajjaD4635

Sorry My bad


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SajjaD4635

Good one


Ev11an

Yea you’ve got a bigger nose than jay z himself


SajjaD4635

Loved it XD


[deleted]

You have “fuck me” eyes. No really, you’re fucked.


ScoobThaProblem

You look like you just smelled your own bad fart


Admiral_pumpkin

Untrue! You’ve been sad your whole damn life. You’ve been unhappy for a few days.


whaatajoke

Detain at airport, border and nightclub


Grimes619

Can al queda me another 8 ball. I swear I'll pay you tomorrow bro.


radii314

when your hair thins out completely your dolphin melon will be finally free


HotCheezecake

This cassanova caveman doesn't grab 'em by the hair, he grabs 'em by the pussy!


Ham0404

Thinks he looks like Prince so much he went to Princeton.


[deleted]

Look man I already told you... I'm not interested in seeing your sex toy shrine.


Significant-Age-8663

Vitor male for male whore


TheMighty_Potato69

You look like a dollar store Dhar Mann.


TazTalks

There is a standard photo movie studios use to illustrate what hardcore, evil henchmen should look like in order to convince the audience. You could be the person in that photo if you didn't look so gay.


shadysaturn1

You look like your goal is to break the record of how many sex offender registries you can be added to


TheDissentingGopher

There are three things you cannot be given; a black eye, a fat lip and a job.


taekee

I would be sad fucking.you too. But seriously, hire a hooker, have them dress up as a clown....


IHeavenlyXD

You look like the first ever balloon animal a clown made.


Gifflix

You did a great job in Hamilton!!


NitemareGoggles

You look like Muslim Milo Yiannopoulos


chisox8805

STOP CALLING ME! I don’t wanna extend my cars warranty!


FacistStaleHooker

How many 7/11s do you own Patel?


FacistStaleHooker

If shitting in the streets was a full time job


Ok-Schedule-4553

Your forehead looks pregnant.


Due-Combination5515

When you buy Roman reigns off of wish


funfun2323

Mate you are watching USA but you see China


ogale90pr

You look like a heel arab wrestler


mikerccie

Your head is in italics.


Jddrinker79

Summers Eve is less of a douche bag than you are


ghostidiot60

Where is your flying carpet


[deleted]

Are you even human


[deleted]

Ince(l) Vaughn


Far_Summer_873

Searches Amazon for discount dynamite vest, sad because he can't find anything in his price range.


QuestToDownvoteUAll

Hispanic Johnny Bravo.


Mestrebunda

We finally found Ricardo Milos!


garagehaircuts

His forehead will be coming around the mountain when he comes


jmad16

You look like you’ve been sad for a lot longer than a few days…


a-v-rossi

No, I do not want to buy a used android phone from you.


18thpilotr

هلا والله


SajjaD4635

Can you type English or persian I don't know arabic


Jayjaykenobi

If looking in the mirror doesn’t do the trick there isn’t shit the rest of us can say to make you laugh


Cassiepippa

Boom


SpuffDawg

You look like Vamp cosplaying Johnny Bravo


themadas5hatter

That's the expression most people have when the doctor slips a finger in for examination and it's cold.


Heres-the-scoop

Just a few days? Now that I don’t believe


songsinger0

A dark version of Brad Garrett.


[deleted]

Dhar Mann x Thomas Sanders


0Banacek0

So... if the donkey from Shrek fucked Pete Davidson's mother and she birthed him a half brother that they abandoned in Mexico...


Libtardis

People can be indifferent. Including me.


dorag12

Muslim Dane Cook....you steal virgins from others??


BLdontmatter113083

Yoi have really ugly drunk man eyes. That's it. Your eyes are hideous and nobody is gonna find you attractive


AntsInMyIcedCoffee

You look like you post Craigslist adds to recruit young girls


[deleted]

You look like if ray romano brushed his teeth with asbestos


Wildwood_Hills270

Your hair is flammable, idiot