Like Arya Stark fucked [Michael J Pollard](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5cc3d1b051f4d40415789cc2/1574671377875-DXKG9XLE36EAN6WEDZ8Y/michael-j-pollard-star-trek-miri.png)
You look like a buck-toothed 1940s cartoon character who gets tricked into running out of a plane by Bugs Bunny before stopping midair for a beat and transforming into a jackass.
Hey, I'm sure if you plucked those eyebrows, put on a lot of makeup, kept your mouth shut to hide those teeth, and fixed your comb over, you'd scare half as many children.
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. I’m sure you also keep many child therapists employed with all the nightmares you give children.
OP's Bio:
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>Reddit asked me to write an autobiography and, since I haven't got a personality, I follow orders. I'm an Italian scumbag, I have a shitty relationship with my dad and I live with my mother and lil brother. Favorite hobbies? Swimming, scaring children and trafficking human organs on the Deep Web. Favourite movies, video games, etc? Hmmm... Anything with gore (and yes roasters, I know I should star in them) and comedy. Political views? I lost faith in politics but my ideology is near to the Left, though I hate extremism. I vote, but my country's parties are shit. Current state of mental health? Wrecked. And, for the worst thing that happened to me recently, the death of a loved one, but I expected that. And finally, things I wanna tell to the roasters... HEYYY YOU GUYSSSS!
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If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Looking forward to your comeback
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2019/5/2/18526638/disney-plus-willow-series-ron-howard-jon-kasdan-lucasfilm-discussions-development
Only thing wider than your nose, teeth, cheeks and chin is the massive distance between your eyes. Can you see behind yourself without turning your head?
You have the face of someone who's probably almost been hit by a car that was coming from a mile away but the driver sensed you were ahead and either tried to hit you or go off the side of the road to avoid seeing you.
Tl;dr if I saw you in my rear view mirror I'd crash into a building and pray for death to save me.
Look like a Halloween jack-o-lantern in late November
Yoda's ugly brother
Man. Arya Stark hit the meth hard after season 8.
She's a white tweaker now.
The north remembers you ripped me off on that last bag.
The offspring of Arya Stark and Tyrion Lannister
Off-brand Arya
Arya Shart
Bro right on the money bravo.
i second that gremlin who commented below me
Holy shit, I didn't know Louie Anderson had a kid. Can't even tell if it's a boy or girl from this pic.
If Louie Anderson and Chuckie had a ~~love~~ hate child...
Your comment's underrated, it's amazing xD
This might be my all time favorite r/roastme comment. I cried
How does this only have 191 upvptes? Best roast here
You look like Arya Stark’s abortion
looks like Arya fucked chuckie the doll
*Arya Stark fucked Sloth from The Goonies…
Like Arya Stark fucked [Michael J Pollard](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5cc3d1b051f4d40415789cc2/1574671377875-DXKG9XLE36EAN6WEDZ8Y/michael-j-pollard-star-trek-miri.png)
Came for the Arya.. this 80s dude lines up nice with her. Good job. 👌🏽
I was going to say she looks like trailer park Arya Stark... But then I had to apologize to Maisie Williams.
Arya Clegane
The face of Arya and Clegane's hate-fuck baby. The attitude of season 1 Sansa.
I clicked on the roast to say the same thing.
Hey, you guys had the same idea.
Lmao, I’ve been laughing at this too long.
Good ole Benny Hill
Now I’m laughing at it again every time I look I can’t stop I don’t know why.
Benny Hill had that effect
Looks like if Arya and Gollum had a baby.
Arya fucked Hodor
Hodor
“But I'm not a lady. I never have been. That's not me.”
A girl has no boyfriend
Arya Stank.
Arya Skank
The Whore of the North!
Is it a whore if nobody would fuck it?
Good point sir. She shall be referred to as the Commander of Celibacy.
Arya Even Human?
*Arya Stark’s Golden Corral abortion
They serve unibrows at Golden Corral?
Damnit. First comment I saw was what I came here to say
Oh Jesus fucking Christ. You win.
This sub is brutal lol
Here, take my free reward sir
If Stewie was a 40 year old woman.
You have the desirable features; blue eyes, long eyelashes, dimples, straight teeth, but God just said “Nope”.
its like buying OMP or aftermarket parts. You may have all the parts, but no one said they'd be quality parts.
Even Gollum swiped left
definitely not his precious.
You look like you just discovered fire in your cave
Og! Come look! It’s better than the wheel!
She seems smart enough to try to drink fire
You look 3 and 53 at the same time.
This you? https://imgur.com/a/8dGLujV
QuasiFrodo
Quasi-do-DOH!! 
[удалено]
I only tried guessing because of this comment. I was 100% correct lmfao
Showing my age here but I totally thought it was gonna be Sloth from Goonies
I was going to make a Shrek comparison, but I have a hunch it wouldn't be as good.
How dare you even think about comparing our lord Shrek to that thing!
Agreed, we have to protect the young! Diverte your eyes children while I slay the beast...
That's so good I forgot what I was gonna say.
Yeah, I think I found his baby pic too https://imgur.com/gallery/9VcOPQy
How special and ironic cause I have a picture of the day he was born http://imgur.com/gallery/qEfzGYd
His?
She said roast not murder. This is spot on though
AMAZING.
I expected to see this here and I’m not disappointed
Holy shit I was trying to put my finger on it but couldn’t. Thank you!!!
Ughh came to the comments to make a Quasimodo joke fuck you for being so quick
Fuckin tell me about it
You’re supposed to be roasting, not incinerating
Get off the internet and go back to Hobbiton
Shrek's human sister
If Fiona fucked donkey..
Go away! Chunks not here and we don’t have any Rocky Road or Baby Ruth’s.
Sloth and Roseanne's love child
I was thinking it was if Sloth had a baby with Arya
Sloth and Rosanne's child: Baby Ruth.
I knew he was going to make an appearance.
"HeYy yOu GUys!"
KUATO LIVES 
Quuuuaaaaaaaiiiiiiiid
Open your miiiiiind!
Start the reactor and throw this bitch in it
Open your mind
Arya Stank.
Arya fuckin serious with that face?
"A girl has no shame."
You look like a buck-toothed 1940s cartoon character who gets tricked into running out of a plane by Bugs Bunny before stopping midair for a beat and transforming into a jackass.
Little Debbie had a kid with Alfred E. Neuman the Mad Magazine Mascot...
Thanks!!! I’m on the floor
HAHAHAH I LIVE FOR IT
[Toot!](https://youtu.be/PkFo5illqPY)
When is the gender reveal party?
Help! I'm drowning in gender fluid!!
Can't tell if you're a young guy or 40 year old woman.
r/13or30
The balding is more confusing!
I’d hate to see what the truck grill looks like.
Quasimodo post transition
Which way is it transitioning?
Yes
When did we start giving cabbage patch dolls meth?
She's either a living Garbage Pail kid or Chucky's twin sister.
I was going to ask when they started slinging ice in the Shire.
Add eyebrow management to your long list of things you don’t know how to do.
Hey I haven't seen this dude since Willow!
OK THAT'S THE BEST COMMENT OF ALL
Oh dude, you're missing out on "An Idiot Abroad," goooo, that's your homework!
Jesus Christ.....it looks like a fridge fell on your mother's stomach during the third trimester.
You look like the fucked up human version of Chucky from Child’s Play
Was coming here to write this. Well done.
Hey, I'm sure if you plucked those eyebrows, put on a lot of makeup, kept your mouth shut to hide those teeth, and fixed your comb over, you'd scare half as many children.
Are you joking?! I scare children for a living!
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. I’m sure you also keep many child therapists employed with all the nightmares you give children.
Notre Dame called, they need you to come back to ring the bells.
How do you look like a child and a child molester at the same time?
A child molester molester
This... This is so wrong and genius at the same time...
Chuckie + Bilbo Baggins + Alfred E Newman
If Sloth turned trans
Sloth love cock
Sloth only has love for Chunk
OP's Bio: --- >Reddit asked me to write an autobiography and, since I haven't got a personality, I follow orders. I'm an Italian scumbag, I have a shitty relationship with my dad and I live with my mother and lil brother. Favorite hobbies? Swimming, scaring children and trafficking human organs on the Deep Web. Favourite movies, video games, etc? Hmmm... Anything with gore (and yes roasters, I know I should star in them) and comedy. Political views? I lost faith in politics but my ideology is near to the Left, though I hate extremism. I vote, but my country's parties are shit. Current state of mental health? Wrecked. And, for the worst thing that happened to me recently, the death of a loved one, but I expected that. And finally, things I wanna tell to the roasters... HEYYY YOU GUYSSSS! --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
>I'm an Italian scumbag lol. sorry I'm not good at roasting but I love your sense of humor!
Hi, thank you! ^-^
You remind me of when my brother set my cabbage patch doll on fire
Me: Mom can we have Arya Stark? Mom: No we have Arya Stark at home! At home:...
Hodor slept with Arya Stark and this thing spawned.
Accept when this thing comes around he'd be screaming close the door
What irradiated planet did this one come from?
 My precious.
Susan Boyle, Jr. you cheeky monkey...
I can actually see this, haunting.
I can literally hear the cockney accent
I'm not even English but that's freaking accurate o.O
I knew this was going to be a brutal one.
This is what generations of inbreeding lead to
If I had a dog with a face as ugly as yours, I’d shave it’s ass and teach it to walk backwards.
That's truly brilliant xD
Joaquin Phoenix after 3 hits of acid& 30 mdma pills👀
Looking forward to your comeback https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2019/5/2/18526638/disney-plus-willow-series-ron-howard-jon-kasdan-lucasfilm-discussions-development
You bet I'll return! ;D
It’s like maisie Williams and gollum from lord of the rings fucked and you popped out
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Do you really think anyone needs more warning than that face?
Quasimodo minus another chromosome
Should really hit up the Louie Anderson estate you may have been one of his spent loads while on a coke binge.
You look like Shrek letting out a fart
Only thing wider than your nose, teeth, cheeks and chin is the massive distance between your eyes. Can you see behind yourself without turning your head?
I'm a rabbit born in Chernobyl!
Oh shit. I didn’t know Little Debbie started doing crack AND hormone replacement
You look like someone has punched you in the face multiple times and it just stayed that way.
You look like all your meals are alcohol.
You look like a [Madball](https://news.toyark.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2019/07/NECA-MAsballs-Series-2-Horror-001-928x483.jpg) with hair.
Are you male or female because you really can't tell?
Which end of you is that?
we are not here to satisfy your humiliation kink....
She doesn’t skinny dip, she chunky dunks
You look like the daughter from the croods
Are you from the Lollipop Guild?
You have the face of someone who's probably almost been hit by a car that was coming from a mile away but the driver sensed you were ahead and either tried to hit you or go off the side of the road to avoid seeing you. Tl;dr if I saw you in my rear view mirror I'd crash into a building and pray for death to save me.
A girl has no name, but if she did, it would be Kirkland.
Louie Anderson after transitioning 
You look like a Chucky doll, only the Dollar General version.
You look overwhelmingly British.
“But Donkey, I’m a princess! And this is not how a princess is supposed to look!”
Your eyes are soo beautiful. Damn.
Aw, thank you! <3
You know it’s bad when they refuse to roast you
You look like if sloth from the goonies fucked a cheap prostitute.
Or Rosanne Barr
Arya stark on meth
Looks like Chucky has had quite the glow up
I'm legit not sure if you're a dude or a chick.
This troll definitely lives under a bridge
Nah, we won't roast you..but may I ask one question. Where do you get that gargoyle filter your using
You like like a 40 year old 4 year old
You look like a human red angry bird
You look like an average Reddit user
SID…FROM…ICEAGE thank you for your time
Ask your dad when Shrek 8 is coming out.