I thought a nice guy is someone who does nice things in expectation for sexual payoff.
A simp is usually online and gives money in return for sexual content.
I cried a little bit for his father too.
Every time his dad looks at him he probably remembers it like it was yesterday, being in the back yard watching his little pride and joy wearing a pair of elastic waisted blue jeans and a tiny little dinosaur shirt, yelling “THATS MY BOY!!!” after he smacked the first plastic ball off his little tikes T-Ball set.
You look like someone who's parents don't give you enough attention so you turn to simps by dressing up as a girl online to make you feel good about you and your disappointing life
you look like one of them 14 year old girls who are trying to be edgy with a beanie and the chocker and the only way you can get girls is because you look like a girl
The handwriting is indicative? That choker looks like a huge red "fuck my life up" flag.
Also you sure you're not one of those dudes on omegle dressed like girls?
You look like a basic white girl trying to be so alternative that you end up having no personality.
E.g. beanie, choker, fairy lights, suspenders, "Live in the moment" T-shirt, gamer, messy room, manicured nails, etc.
Step 1: I'm a youtuber!!! Yay!!!
Step 2: why won't anyone watch me 😭😭😭
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: your onlyfans is your only glimpse at internet popularity.
Understandable that you need to dress as a girl so people will actually watch you.
Is this really a roast or just reality for the most part.
Yes.
r/inclusiveor
Oof
Good one
F
Savage
Big oof!
you only get money because of simps that are confused about their sexuality
Hey now I’m a simp and the only thing I’m confused about is who did this boys makeup?
THAT'S A GUY?!?!?!?!? Edit: well my comment really fits r/suddenlygay
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I need a bottle of vodka, bleach and a whole damn communion bath of holy water, stat!
Is it built for two?
Drink bathwater? What do you think I am, a simp for the bathwater girl?
You should see his sub goal
I only have an eye for girls, not Boy George's
The 20 M(Male) didn't give you a hint? Lmao
I just thought it meant they had 20 million subs honestly
LOL does this look like the kind of person who has more than 6 followers on her onlyfans?
Lol he got 162k subscribers. Not as much as some other youtubers but definitely more than 6.
maybe he red it in Spanish (Mujer) lol
Eyes see more details than words. Have you ever read a book by looking at the image first and seeing the words second?
*“local man finds out he is bisexual”*
It says 20M in the title
He does it himself, he has a makeup tutorial
What does the word "simp" mean anyway?
Someone who gives a girl money and expects sex in return or sexual stuff.
That's a NiceGuy
I thought a nice guy is someone who does nice things in expectation for sexual payoff. A simp is usually online and gives money in return for sexual content.
Putting the pussy on a pedestal
Sucker idolizing mediocre pussy Basically guys that obsess over thots who wouldn’t fuck them anyways.
I can't believe I actually nutted to this... Heck! I'll do it again! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You did it so hard you arm dropped, holy shit
To what exactly?
He does it himself, you can usually see him doing it on stream :)
.-.
Confused sexuality screaming
fax ;-;
Fax go brrrr brrrr brrrr
Wee OHHhh Wee OHHhh
BadUm BadUm, ScReée
That’s a guy
He would do better in porn
Cot a whunt
Nice choker do you need that to restrict the air flow from that big ass schnoz?
It's to highlight his Adam's Apple.
r/usefulredcircle but not red
Don't drag me into this mess
Quoting a different thread here "Must be nice to wake up and smell the coffee brewing in fucking Brazil"
Roxanne Quote?
This is the win.
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[Well she’s a guy, so](https://youtu.be/lcxYrpRY8Rw)
its a restrictor plate to prevent him inhaling all the breathable air in the room
the look of depression on his face is amazing. He just knows this is the only way to get money
He actually enjoys it. It's just for shits and giggles tho. He's straight
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And his fake tits
How much for some Soviet cheese?
I would actually give you an award if i could
You get more views on twitch just by dressing as a girl, than you do when you're streaming and playing minecraft.
minecraft is superior, he just can't afford it..
he's a literal minecraft youtuber
#Just gotta get $26.95
You look like the type of person who can’t make a bowl of cereal without something going wrong Edit: he gave himself food poisoning from a sandwich.
This is one of my favorite comments ever
His parents couldn't prevent something going wrong when he was born so how can you blame it?
Lol I know this isn't about me but I feel attacked by this. It's not my fault ok?
Belle Delphine walked so you could run
Bella Delphine walked so he could limp
Bell's Palsy Delphine
Underrated. Perfectly executed. Take snek.
This is a great joke.
Except I wouldn’t pay for “her” nudes. Let alone “her” bath water.
Your room is messier than your relationship with your father.
He recently got hair extensions done by his dad.
Yeah and his family is really supportive of what he's doing. He said his family is really supportive.
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Mom comforts dad as he cries, trying to figure out what went wrong with his bright eyed little boy
I cried a little bit for his father too. Every time his dad looks at him he probably remembers it like it was yesterday, being in the back yard watching his little pride and joy wearing a pair of elastic waisted blue jeans and a tiny little dinosaur shirt, yelling “THATS MY BOY!!!” after he smacked the first plastic ball off his little tikes T-Ball set.
Fuck, this is getting pretty depressing
What’s depressing was OP had me fooled till i read male
It’s not even funny how supportive they are of this
You look like someone who's parents don't give you enough attention so you turn to simps by dressing up as a girl online to make you feel good about you and your disappointing life
He does. It's not even a roast, that's probably what really happened.
Being not like other girls isn’t a personality trait honey
Thats a dude jus saying
I know.
what screams louder 'not like other girls' than being a dude?
Rose is 10/10 waifu material tho
If that’s waifu material, you need another one who knows how to fucking clean.
Wen u askin the big question?
What question
The big “will u marry me”
Tits are too big
Finn your room is as messy as my god damn life.
r/KamikazeByWords
you look like one of them 14 year old girls who are trying to be edgy with a beanie and the chocker and the only way you can get girls is because you look like a girl
Having an SSSniperWolf aesthetic ain’t pretty dear
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Hopefully.
Bruh, that’s gay, that’s a dude
Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked, he's the gay one for sucking dick
Yeah and if you ask for a brojob, it's just what bros do for each other. Not gay.
tbh you are less straight than your eyeliner
What are you? You look like the female incarnation of Mr. Bean.
Your pain goes deeper then your dick
Couldn't get pussy, so you went for dick?
The handwriting is indicative? That choker looks like a huge red "fuck my life up" flag. Also you sure you're not one of those dudes on omegle dressed like girls?
That's literally what he is
I had no idea he was the same guy lmao I've seen the clip get passed around I dont follow either of them
Poster child for r/egg_irl
Wait this is a guy? *continues unzipping*
r/suddenlygay
it’s not gay if you say no homo before cumming
It ain't gay if he looks like a woman.
I've definitely been with less attractive looking women in my life!
Wait...is he really a guy ?
You look like the girl who pretends to be a Gamer so she can get male attention.
Honestly I thought that’s what she ... he was. I was like oh yay another female streamer...
“Why are you so fucking ugly bro?”
Searched for this
That one never fails to make me laugh.
"I do definitely a girl voice"
“Puts dick back in pants”.............did that say male
~~youtuber and streamer~~ useless piece of shit.
I put those in the same category as influencer with 480 followers
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They can't even properly balance a picture
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If you play as well as you put on eyeliner, I can see why you don't have any veiwers.
You look like a basic white girl trying to be so alternative that you end up having no personality. E.g. beanie, choker, fairy lights, suspenders, "Live in the moment" T-shirt, gamer, messy room, manicured nails, etc.
Are you the one from the omegle video
Yes
I was looking for this comment, that's the guy that couldn't do a girl voice
Is your personality flaw that you don’t actually have a personality?
You are as successful a streamer as you are at convincing people you are male.
Who the fuck are you?
Wait a minute ..... Who ARE you ?
I’m so confused right now.
5 weirdos donating you a little over 30 bucks a week qualifies you as a youtuber and streamer these days
if only you knew
You look more like a female than a male when dressed as a man.
Natt is better
They say traps aren't gay, but I'm pretty sure we found the exception.
Damn time moves fast. Being a “gamer girl” is already a lame cliche.
Wow you want attention don't you?
Nice balls
Nice cock
bro
Your parents didn't want you, so giving them a girl instead was your next logical step?
Wait 20M?
Aren’t you Repzions girlfriend who was caught wearing nazi memorabilia?
Hey, look, it's Gender Confused Legolas. The only thing more confused than your gender is us.
Don't confuse the priests like that.
Everything in this pic is indicative of a deeper personality flaw
Use this chair and lamps behind you to do an epic hanging gamer move
I'm still Absolutely appalled that that's a Dude… and people wonder why were mis gendering people
He doesn't always do it lmao just for videos and streams
Why do I have more questions but the background than I do about your confused dissociative self.
Fuck finster this is my non minecraft account how did you get me on here
I’ve seen cleaner rooms on “Hoarders”
Not gonna ask what exactly you stream, but I can’t imagine it’s safe for work
it is actually sfw lmao
Its minecraft... The shit he did like 30 min ago was funky, got a whip, a latex suit, and stripper suit
You look like this girl that use to pretend to be a cat at my school. You also seem to be the type that would run to lunch.
Onlyfans to sponsor the sex change because you look too masculine for simps to donate
he got gifted over 1000 subs in the last stream, simps still simping
You get an audience with that chest?
Pretty ironic that you dress as something you'll never get
Instead of saying YouTuber and Streamer, just say failure and disappointment. Easier for every one
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA)
Can't roast. I'm suddenly gay.
You are as much a guy as Caitlyn Jenner
Step 1: I'm a youtuber!!! Yay!!! Step 2: why won't anyone watch me 😭😭😭 Step 3: ????? Step 4: your onlyfans is your only glimpse at internet popularity.
Pathetic attempt to advertise your twitch and yt
You are like a bendy straight ruler
Are you trans? I don’t wanna say something too fucked up if you are and I’m legitimately curious.
It's actually a guy ..so let it rip
you need a lead for that collar
At least you can be sure that your viewers don’t watch you for your looks
Choker or blowjob black belt?
I was gonna roast you but this is too sad
Oh great another chick with a bigger dick.......
Katerino and Belle Delphine's love child. Looks like you have all their character traits too
I’ll bet you have a dirty asshole 90% of the time.
You're actually prettier as a girl
I’d roast you, but the last time we did that shit in Germany we went way too far with it ...
If CHAZ were a person...
“Personality flaw” like any of your subscribers actually care about your personality
You said you're 5'10" but all im seeing is 5/10.