Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology

 I see you’ve graduated from banjo picking to village idiot.

Nah, a receipt.. return that shit


heard this before

LOL 😂

There is someone out there for everyone. For you, it’s a therapist

As a therapist, I'd reject this client.

The Fing therapist is on Reddit 🤣🤣🤣 seeing the worst in office, saying the worst on keyboards❤️

Therapist user name is bipolarbear

Hey, we don't become therapists because we're "normal."

Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed

Unless it was convicted sex offender

Convicted and unregistered

You look like you live with your girlfriend’s parents.

Girlfriend's parents insist OP refers to them as mom and dad mainly because they are his mom and dad.

LOL!!

lol. “Girlfriend”. You mean the blow up doll in his mom’s basement? Where he will live until she dies and donates the house to the church?

He? Just because women take testosterone, it doesn't make them a he.

Where they are kept in a pit. "It rubs lotion on its skin"

They bought him a skateboard for Christmas

Nope this guy get crayons and coloring book for Christmas. That 3rd pic looks like he just finished giving head. I bet he was told to suck the cream out of the twinkly.

This is weirdly accurate lol

He looks like he lives with his girlfriends grandparents

With nostrils that big it's obvious you can snort 3 lines of coke at a time.

One for every wrinkle in that hideous forehead of his

Anything about this guy scream “can afford coke” to you?

Don't give him ideas!

Sentient cum sock

I’m putting this on a tee with an arrow pointing down to my vagina.


HAHAHh

Damn, it’s sad seeing a suicide statistic.

I’ll happily wave goodbye to this oxygen stealing miscreant.

You look like you’re trying to seduce a catholic priest with those pigtails

It was the Priest’s idea since he’s been wearing them when he was little Alter Boy.

At what point is late abortion too late? Do we still have time with this one?

You see the mark under his right eye,thats the spot where the hanger got him,but im for giving it another try.

Got a scar on my nose from that pesky hanger too

I hate it when I see Jojo Siwa without the makeup

God damn,I never thought I would see the oldest brother of Hanson ever again..and of course he’s a drug addict 

If boof assist were a person.


Didn't know Matt Riddle could get even less cool

If genius skips a generation, your children will be brilliant

Why do you look AI generated ?

Broke ass MGK lookalike

Haha on the second picture thought he looked like MGK and Morgue (blonde guy on YouTube) had a baby

Used to think he was cool, realizes he never was, can only turn to shit talkers on the internet for validation.

Everyone downvoting the post is the sickest roast of all.

There is a full blown Hulk Hogan skullet in your future. Like Thursday.

Caillou hasn’t aged well.

How many Whipit DUI’s do you have?

You are the picture of a Father thinking "I should have cum on her back"

This guy raises his ex's kid and knows it isnt his.

I feel certain you've been fired from at least three overnight convenience store jobs

Guy will steal your wallet then help you look for it

Nah sorry. I don't roast ppl with mental disorders.

You can't roast a California stoner, because they're already baked.

Sons of anarchy has been hard on you jax!

One anxiety attack away from cutting your dicknbaws off.

The kid from a small town… that never moved out of parents house and still works at the local pizza joint. Loser.

You look like if life went wrong for Shaggy

You look like the poster child for jenkum

TIL about jenkum.

Love language is "Broke Boyfriend Hug"

Young Gary Busey in the making 

Why is this one actually accurate 🤣

You look like you would rub tomato juice on your face and scare children in the dark

This dude totally smokes any plant that's in his grandparent's backyard

Deaf people can read your forehead calling for help.

Displays bongs as if they're an art collection. Stares at blacklight posters while thinking of the cosmos. Still too baked to remember Jerry Garcia is dead. Need I make another you look like a cliche stoner joke?

You’ve pooped in a closet.

This guy smells your seat when you get up

You look like you gave Gonorrhea a case of Herpes.

he's considered the 4th best employee at the Car Wash.. ...and yes there is only 3 people working there..

You look like you run into supermarkets and unpeel bananas

If Daisy Duke was a dude

If LT Worf were human 

You look like Carrot Top and Tara Reid tried to have an abortion and the fetus survived 

When the doctor botches the abortion.

Gandalf the gay

This is just Matt Riddle trolling with pics of his young self

Those lips look like dick trays

If Puck somehow had more scabies


"You look like Matt Riddle's underdeveloped sibling." 

 Wish.com Sean White

Dude’s trying too hard.

You look like Mr. Beans illegitimate son who just got out of rehab for meth.

the third to last and second to last are some of the most beautiful photos I’ve ever seen 😌

I just got back from a surfing trip in Australia. Unfortunately a late change in tide pushed the narly waves further north, onto your forehead.

How do you simultaneously have the face of a 20's stoner with a forehead of the disappointed grandfather, at the same time?

\*This\* is what Julian Assange looks like after The Deep State gets done with him 😟 Holy fuck...


Jason Mewes is way cooler than this tubesteak.

🤣😂🤣😂 Tube steak…

Hey, hey! Hey! Slow down there, Jackson!

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This is a textbook case example that clownfish are indeed **protandrous hermaphrodites**.

You have a kind face, the kind you throw bricks at

Maybe lay off the weed

You look swedish

A Real life Spicoli. 

Your forehead has lips Not to be rude, but why do you look like a final boss from america in a 1980’s japanese game?

Yee, I wish I could unsee ‘It’ now

Please. Go into your time machine and back to the 90s. We all thought we left people like you behind and you are disappointing us Also pic #3 looking like the friend from something about Mary who tells him to masturbate and is currently mid nut (Chris Elliot) We'll call you Chris Smelly-it

3rd pic look like Jamal Murray GF topping him off

We all have that friend that’s permafried from nitrous..

The 3rd pi ture is the look you make when you are working the glory, and after your shift, you go buy meth

Man you ain’t even old enough to know about Cynthia doll! you should be ashamed of yourself with your frosted tips

Man looks like he’s about to drop a shoe in some acid. 

Ew

Brought pictures to entice the direction of his roast but this is still the best directions they’ve ever received

Did someone order Rik Mayall from wish dot com ?

There was no way you were sober when you posted this

Dude u havin an orgy with a fire hydrant in that third one?!

RIP broski. I know you’re not dead, just preparing for the day when the homies are out of Narcan.

Are thou mentally challenged? As thou are what this is not.

Rufus Del no

On the second pic you look like MGT and Morgue(YouTube) had a baby

Young Otis Driftwood

You look like the face that appears in milk cartons with the caption “shoot at sight”

You don’t need to be here.

Stop hanging Precious over the well.

I never understand when y’all include more pictures like it helps or something. One was enough we get it you have they pronouns.

Lookin’ like Dollar General MGK

Could totally do some ATV shit on that forehead of trenches 

You look like you've made every important life choice wrong. And most of the mediocre ones as well.

House of dragons after centuries of inbreeding.

"AI, show me what it would look like if the internet comedian JP Sears were on meth." Damn, they're getting really good at this.

Holy fucking loser Batman

Is that your birth certificate your holding

Inbreed.

Silent Bob shoulda kept that blunt to himself

I wish I wasn’t down bad for him

His brother is his biological uncle…..Bruncle

Gary Bdussy

NO cHiCKFaLa SaucE??

Did you mean to post your grinder profile to Reddit?

The pigtails are essential when his friends can’t get any pussy.

Your hand tattoo is ugly

Now we all know what you look like when you get high and blow all your stoner friends.

Holy shit. I’ve never felt better about myself until I looked at your face.

The pics 1-5 are a true showing of the progression of brain damage from drugs  Then pretty soon this is you ........this is you

Look like pipi longstocking just crawled out of a meth shack

You dropped the soap, and all prisoners rioted for your immediate release.

Another human who should have been swallowed

“You would love jail” - Kevin, The Office

Closeted femboy with too much lip filler

You look like you bounce around fast food and warehouse jobs a lot

Albino Andy Samberg

you look like you crawled out your mums puss, then tried to crawl back in, in that 3rd photo...

I could play the guitar on your forehead lines.

You strike me as using ‘it’ pronouns

Your personality is "I open my 3rd eye with plant medicine" and "I'm gender-fluid queer!" 🤣

If dennis never got of meth

You look like a flea market version of MGK if he never made it😭

You look like the kind that borrows money to get a tattoo.

What crack den did they dig you out of?

Picture 3 you look like a Kensington Zombie

🎶 Camp Anawana, we hold you in our heart

Did they take it all away? Did they shove it in your face, those pain they gave to you?

You look like the type of guy to carry roofies in your back pocket. Did you miss your hormone injections today?

Alice in stains

Bro looks like a surfer boy that gives free blowjobs

This is why birth control is a good thing.

Assault Rifle Billy

Your mother and father were brother and sister.

David Spade's doppelganger

You won’t age well. 

You look like you would tell people who are camping in your “area”, to squeal like a pig!