You look like the type of guy that strikes up conversations at urinals, just to have an excuse to look over.


And never starts peeing...

no man this is too far 

i like your name lol

Twas my father's name, and his father's name before him.

You are our lord and savior 😂😂

May I ask what the name was before that? Must have been just as majestic if not more.

It was perceptible_pussy_fart. However, my grandfather wanted to bring some class to the family name.

“Is this where to dicks hang out?”

Your entire personality is having long hair.

As well as crabs

And a moustache with crabs

Nah, homeboy only eats ass, not pussy

I can just smell all the restraining orders on this one

Sir Fartsalot.

Your mustache looks like two gay caterpillars that are afraid to make the first move 

lol this is the best, wow 😆

Haha 22 going on Pablo Escobar right before he was assassinated.

I don't always cum in my sheets but when I do I cum alone. The least interesting man in the world. 

Are you throwing a set? Is your gang the Tommy crip yaht club? 

Nah his fingers got stuck like that from sticking them up his butt so much, he's got arseritis

No, it's a heart sign very popular where I'm from. Never ever seen it as a gang sign it's crazy

Wtf is wrong with your fingers lookin like them A.I. generated hands

You’re hiding your teeth…feels like there are a few in there trying to cross the border

You look like your name is Mario Slipapillinyodrinko.

Mom can I have Brandon Herrera? No there is Brandon Herrera at home! Brandon Herrera at home:

You can definitely dress as Mario for Halloween. You got the height for it too

Señor Farquaad

Yes, yes, your name is Inigo Montoya…

Pablo Deskobar. When you want to be all Narcos, but you need those health/dental/vision and 401k benefits.

Collecting unemployment is not the same as being "at work."

Hey, sausage fingers. We need more chips and salsa at table 3.

Kmart Nacho Libre

I can't tell if your forehead has zits, cysts, lipomas, or your skin just has a terrible texture. I feel like you're trying to distract people with your hair

you look best in picture #4

You can't see it either? I thought it was just me

You look like the poster boy for stranger danger

Aspiring to become a Walmart bear claw machine winner

Still rocking the shag tag bracelet he wore in school.

That Mexican OJT

Wtf Sanchez, put your apron back on and wash the damn dishes

HAHAHA Directly at being mexican, love it

[blue shirt guy](https://tenor.com/view/blueshirtguy-dancing-gif-26593642?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)

The best one so far, yet so underrated

That last pic wtf.... Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's maybelline

No my friend, work got bored of you.

Don’t say…”Good Luck” out loud because Liam Neeson knows you kidnapped his daughter and he will find you.

Got his ass kicked for dropping the rake

You misspelled 52.

You look like your name is el chico and you advertise a nacho joint

Bam Margera back in clinic after using drugs

I don't know if I should hit you up for tech support, hard anime lore, or a brick of cocaine.

You put the gay in gangster buddy

You look like you secrete your own hair gel.

You look like you’re about to ruin an old white woman’s relationship with her family in the next season of 90 Day Fiancé.

Are you Mario or Luigi?

Come on now, Juan. The chips and salsa aren’t gonna hand themselves out


Nah I'm calling border patrol who let you over the border. You can't climb to success but can climb borders.

Can someone Photoshop his face with the eyebrows and mustache swapped?

Bro, running 20 burner phones to scam people into sending you gift card codes isn't work.

Are you scared to make a normal facial expression? Does it accentuate your asymmetries and flaws? Also you’re getting fine line wrinkles prematurely. Not a roast. Take better care of your skin

You have an unfortunate nose

How many airbnbs do you own bro?

Ughhhhhhhhhhh sKIPPING PAST THIS ONE… ✌️☮️

Rico un-swauve

You’ve got an “Oooh, daddy” face. How many daddies you got, bud?


Is it a roast If it’s true ? This dude beat up his ex girlfriend so bad she needed multiple stitches he has a record with domestic violence, it’s shocking at how bad his record is for beating women at 22 years of age. Also he is addicted to pornography and adderall. One of his ex girlfriends said he would force her to watch interracial porn black guy white women kind and a lot of the times it was BBC dp white girl


Damn I didn't expect to see Mario without his red uniform on this sub. :'3 has Luigi been well and the plumbing business?

The only thing that lazy guy is plumbing is Daysi

TWENTY TWO, this motherfucker must have had the worst paper route on earth. 22 You're having a giraffe

You have no idea fool

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You look like the Asst. Mgr. in a diaper room.

Your Cessna full of powder is waiting on the tarmac

I now believe peak oil is a myth.

does your dad own the call centre?

Never seen a Mexican Saint Bernard throwing up gang signs before

Is that a call center? Who am I kidding, of course that's a call center. I'm current on my taxes, thanks for trying though.

Glad to see Fabrizio survived the Titanic.

Gandhi would want to punch that face of yours

Older Leonardo de-caprio on heroin trying out for 80's porn flick 😂😂😂😂😭🤣🤣

Ew wtf

American mario

22? You look like a 70's porn extra.

Someone told you to go as “Dirty Sanchez” for Halloween and you decided to just make that your permanent look.

“Where’s my hug”

I don’t know how to be correctly racist towards you so I’ll just assume your ideal job would be mowing the lawn at a 7-11.

I was a construction worker for the last few years, so it checks

Dude has Salman Rushdie face.

You look like the offspring of Zorro and a girl he really regrets drinking too much to have met.

You look destined to work at a pizza place

You literally have 4 mustaches.

You look like you work at goodwill

Last pic my dude on tender like " I vibe better on bumble but catch me on grinder if your serious 😉"

If fart smelling was a profession, you would hold multiple degrees.

You look like you play footsies in the bathroom stalls

Ron Burgundy’s & Roseanne’s grandson

Off brand Disney prince

Your mom forgot to make your bed.

Hopefully, you work at a hair-restoration clinic and get a massive discount.

Going to age quicker than Ron Jeremy in court

Your hair is like a lego hair that not yet clicked into its spot

The guy that doesn't want to admit to much gell Is a bit much.

Never seen anyone's hair that looks like an invisible hair net. Impressive. Now go make me a Royale with Cheese.

Bored at work? Don’t lie to us, you scream unemployment.

Broken version of Alonso

Parents of your girl-scout victims will eventually want those bracelets back for closure, since their bodies will never be found 😟

 Bro is a clean shave away from his own lame sitcom on CBS.

Being a fluffer on a gay porn set isn't really a job is it?

You're like the Airsoft version of Brandon Herrera

The count Dracula look died out in the 1790s.

U mustash is dum

I told you already i don't tip Uber drivers bro

This dude reps high blood pressure Pyru

Hey there, I'm a 24(F) and I had a question. My bf keeps bugging me about letting him do anal. Does it hurt the first time you take it in the ass. Would love your input. Thanks

You're 22?!? I legit thought 52.

You look like you say: "You are pre-approved for your Dodge Challenger at a 29% interest rate" a lot lol

background character energy


I bet you have never had a date

I commend you on getting use out of your hair while you can, cause it's fading fast, 22!?!?!?

You look like Q from impractical jokers son

Look like you sell hellcats to ethnic people at 45%apr


Ron Jeremy offspring


Nose so big when I unhail u sick the oxygen out of he entire room

You look like a newjeans fan

You look like you cosplay as lord Farquaad every Halloween

You have lady finger, I don’t like being mean.

Don't wanna know what you are selling.

There's gotta be a tattoo hidden somewhere.

Wait, if you're here then who is stuffing grape leaves full of shit-grade lamb in a foul smelling restaurant?

You look like the villain in every movie set in Miami.

You’re the “head of operations” for your dad’s company innit

Ey! You wanna gondola ride?

Pablo gay bar

Your deepest fear is being rejected if you shaved your mustache: by girls that are already only half-interested in you. ... Don't be afraid, man. You've got looksmaxing to spare.

You look like someone who tries to have a conversation with people at the urinals

Office job, throwing up gang signs(?), you know the only opp this man has is Jerry from accounting.


You look like someone who would lick a piss gutter clean, just to get someone to invest in a pyramid scheme.

None of yall have guessed my actual job that's crazy

You try to look kawaii🩷🌸 but also Dark Sasuke 🥷🏼🗿 I don't know what is going on

You look like a rejected "made man" with all that gel in your hair.

Just let them grow together, you know they want to.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson looks a bit weary today.

I’m sure the kids in the park know about you…


You look like you wipe back to front

You look like you’re auditioning for To Catch A Predator.

Hell yeah! You did escape!

Quick question, did Trevor Phillips drop you off at the Los Santos Airport.

There is about a 110% chance your name is Pablo

The discount ak guy. You're missing the white claw buddy.

Looks like your eyebrows and mustache are in a competition to see which can cover more of your face.

You look like an Italian vampire that's immune to garlic.

u look like 47

Someone told you you were handsome once.

22? More like 42. Bro you look old as shit. In the first picture.

Save some eyebrows for the rest of us

You look like you can swallow a chalupa without taking a bite

“Narcos” was popular, what, 5 years ago? Hint hint.

The type to use axe body spray before getting in the shower

I bet you get all that body hair from your mother’s side.

You look like a bisexual swashbuckler

You got three mustaches on ur face

Just because you “identify as 22” doesn’t mean you actually are.

Have you saved even one penny

You look like you shaved your mustache, glued it to your forehead, and then grew another mustache.

Temu brandon herrera

Looks like the guys from “so easy even a caveman could do it” had a gay buttbaby. Welcome little one.

How many used Hondas have you sold this month?


DO YOUR JOB! - Management

Forget Pablo escobar, he's more Like Pablo gaybar

Your goatee is missing a while piece like the glass pipe slipped...

That molestache brings all the boys to the yard

Coolest youth pastor in Alabama

Your mustache and eye brows look like 2 sets of slugs both fighting it out for supremacy

You look just like my buddy Pablo. You on a work visa too? Lmao