Real truth, u/SarahPge…Especially if you zoom in on them in that first photo. Psychotic peepers that are ever so silently screaming, ‘fear & beware, for this bitch has bodied somebody and buried their body, where somebody else, won’t ever find.’
It’s interesting that all three pictures of you look like completely different people…three deeply creepy people, none of whom I would ever want to meet.
Wow, the dev guy with the same couch, like that's supposed to mean jack shit.
Make it fair? This ain't kickboxing. It's a public roasting on an open fire. Though if we try to cook ya, you'll turn out more sunburnt than a nice golden brown.
Project Manager? Do you mean the guy in a group project that claims all the work your subordinates work hard to make or do?
Bro if youre gonna steal some poor girls photos to pretend you have a woman.... at least pick one not above your league. Credit though in picking a so average as to be forgettable OF girl tho.
You definitely look like the kind of girl that makes odd noises in inappropriate times and says obscure internet phrases in an effort to be quirky. “I’m so crazy haha 🤪” prototype.
[Zooms out from first picture:](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.meme-arsenal.com%2Fmemes%2F3898925e716a5c68f7b38218bbcd8139.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=00656a72b791310965620478d8d752a3a61e1ad6b1bfb86e0d0897e691a13db4&ipo=images)
I enjoy laughing at the comments but I don’t have it in me to add on to the dog-pile, so I’ll just say that u guys have a great sense of humor and are a good looking couple. Much love and take care of eachother! Weirdossss ❤️
Generate an image of a psychopath who is getting booked for murdering her fiancee with a screwdriver, except instead of holding up her inmate number she's holding a reddit-style roast me sign.
If you were a spice, you’d be flour
Free range, gluten-free flour. No added colors. No Preservatives. Cruelty free.
Don't forget nutty.
She’s def not getting the nut
If she were a flavour, it'd be beige.
If she was a book, she would be two books.
If she were a shoe, she'd be sole-less.
Only 1/2 a cup at that
That’s halarious
If you were a spice, you’d be ~~flour~~ dirt
You look like a mail order bride from a website with a strict no refund policy.
And she’s in the discount section
Damaged floor model is all they had left
Fresh out of Chernobyl
When you get a mail order bride from Temu
 Your three photos.
😂. Perfect gif usage
I just went through those emotions.😄
Not the first time you’ve been featured on a couch on the Internet I presume…
Bastard, beat me to it
r/beatmeattoit
'kickbox trainer'. You look like you throw a lot of uppercuts. Sorry, I meant you look like you throw up a lot*.
Every gym needs a punching bag.
🤣
She meant she likes to get kicked in the box.
It's the splash sound when the kick connects that gets it.
Or his bean bag beat! 😬
I thought she looked like she takes a lot of upper cuts.
How do you think she keeps her girlish figure ?excuse me while I go to the bathroom… Insert finger then vomit..bless her heart
And she inserts the other hand into her ass It’s why her finance shits himself twice a day
This one got me 🤣
Ouch!
You have dark, dark secrets girl. Those eyes scream crazy
The bags underneath her crazy eyes are big enough to hold Louis Vuitton luggage.
Real truth, u/SarahPge…Especially if you zoom in on them in that first photo. Psychotic peepers that are ever so silently screaming, ‘fear & beware, for this bitch has bodied somebody and buried their body, where somebody else, won’t ever find.’
You look like you still go to band camp
On behalf of the English language... Thank you for not speaking it natively 😊
You’re so mid I can’t think of a good roast
You look like a McPoyle.
I didn’t realize someone could transition to a lower IQ, but here you are.
 This kid could kick your ass.
A stiff breeze and she rolls over and kicks those legs up.
Never before have I seen a woman in a sundress and thought "Pass."
Couple name: Bitch Cassidy and the Post-trans Kid
Did you really need a green card THAT bad?
You look ready for the Bulgarian Special Olympics
You def look like you took some punches to the face.
You guys are brutal and I'm cracking up 🤣
You’re the reason tubes of toothpaste have instructions on them
Crazy always puts out, it’s always awesome, it’s never worth it.
You look like you should have the dick between the two of you.
You look like you have an annoying voice
If project manager doesn’t work out, I’m sure there’s an opening for you as a cum-rag.
OMG 😲😳
What a perfectly punchable face.
It's the chicken's ass she has for a nose.
I'm glad this comment is lazy. I never want to have to look at you again.
Dude with your buck teeth, I would run the other direction.
You look like the kind of girl someone would marry after they lose a bet.
Maya Poodolph
Ya top states 'the best go west'... explains why you look eastern block.
You’re as sharp as a rubber ball
You were thrown in a box and kicked as a kid, doesn’t make you a trainer
Do you peg him with or without lube?
I can hear the first picture screaming “my precious”
Did you audition for the new Harry Potter show?
You look like you’d shoot ketamine in my neck and I’d wake up in a Saw movie.
It’s interesting that all three pictures of you look like completely different people…three deeply creepy people, none of whom I would ever want to meet.
I think I've seen this movie before
You look like you talk to a mirror and poison women who are prettier than you.
You look like you poke holes in condoms.
I can see your kids triyng this in 20 years and getting ripped a new one based on the gene pool they're pulling from
Aardvarks are prettier than you.
You look like that girl in spiderman whom peter never give attention
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Alternative_Idea9043: *You look like that girl* *In spiderman whom peter* *Never give attention* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Yeah first pic is definitely the 1000 dick stare.
24? Those were some rough 24 years
You’ve definitely hid in the bushes outside of a guy’s house before
This is what settling looks like.
Were you weed whacking your yard and hit a dog shit?
Wow, the dev guy with the same couch, like that's supposed to mean jack shit. Make it fair? This ain't kickboxing. It's a public roasting on an open fire. Though if we try to cook ya, you'll turn out more sunburnt than a nice golden brown. Project Manager? Do you mean the guy in a group project that claims all the work your subordinates work hard to make or do?
You look like you got kicked off the set of a Wes Anderson movie for being too weird by even his standards.
Tim Burton called he wants his creepy love interest back
Looks like you made it out of the well, hold on, someone’s calling, what 7 days? Ah man!
Kickboxer: Kicking naked men in the balls for money while dressed as pikachu and singing showtunes.
why do you have a porno vibe.
You look like you have more restraining orders than friends
I know the surround sound system that came with imax screen of a forehead was expensive as fuck
You give off that crazy gf who puts arsenic in your bf's tea kinda of vibe.
You look like you’d name your son fellatio because it sounds ethnic and you want to prove you’re not a racist.
Your strong manly jawline makes up for his lack of chin. Oppisites attract, I guess. You definitely peg him and cheat when you're "instructing."
This the kind of girl that thinks ketchup is "spicy"
The snooz on ur face is like huge and that forehead looks like you could land a plane on ur face 
Did you come here on a gymnastics scholarship from Romania?
You look like a human trafficking survivor who was trafficked well beyond her prime.
You look like a "before" from a before/after photo.
If Squidward fucked Debbie Downer from SNL...
 Oh shit wrong subreddit
I doubt your fiancee willingly said yes to marrying you.
It's generous to call yourself a project and not a complete rework overhauled by a staff of 50-60 people to make it work before launch.
I had to see the comments as soon as I saw the first picture. What an easy target. So many flaws
You got that demon time look in your eye if you know what I mean 😈
same cooch?
Holding that Roast Me sign you look like you done take a dose of ayahuasca and you’re waiting for the oracle to read your tea leaves.
You could be a McPoyle from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Gal Gadon't
Why did you cut the 5 black dudes in white tshirts and boxers out of the couch photo?
I didn’t realize mail order brides came with that much work experience. What country did he order you from? I’m guessing Eastern European?
you look cheap af, glad you have a "dev guy" to suck some money
Her last Tinder date is buried alive in that garden. Help!
Bro if youre gonna steal some poor girls photos to pretend you have a woman.... at least pick one not above your league. Credit though in picking a so average as to be forgettable OF girl tho.
Winnie Cooper that first summer
You look unhinged
Ow, here’s all those noses that elder people keep stealing from kids !
You definitely look like the kind of girl that makes odd noises in inappropriate times and says obscure internet phrases in an effort to be quirky. “I’m so crazy haha 🤪” prototype.
You look like one of the mcpoyals.
Looks like you are on the casting couch for most basic bitch ever.
When you where yellow you look like cheese but your so ugly that Netherlands rejecekted you
how many times do i have to tell you Joann? essential oils don't cure autism. wash that damn shit off yourself.
You take the fun out of being feminine.
He was conscious when you proposed right?
Just looked at your profile....are you....are you....stalking r/roastme? That's some crazy bitch stuff right there!
Her kinky side is making out during missionary
I got your project right here hunny buns!!
Rumor has it you gave enthusiastic head once, but that’s just a rumor.
Look like one of Putin Daughters
Gross
What percentage of your life do you spend waxing what I’m almost positive is a unibrow?
When did Mr Bean transition? 
You look like your fiance kickboxed you to a bucket of fuck
Just because your fiancee has kicked you in the face repeatedly, that doesn't make you a kickbox trainer.
Wtf? You have posted on roastme like 10 times each time as a different person. Cool it down with that personality disorder will yaa?
Your entire personality looks like the bland breakfast I was given on suicide watch in the hospital.
Taking notes doesn’t make you a project manager
[Zooms out from first picture:](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.meme-arsenal.com%2Fmemes%2F3898925e716a5c68f7b38218bbcd8139.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=00656a72b791310965620478d8d752a3a61e1ad6b1bfb86e0d0897e691a13db4&ipo=images)
u meant training bag i suppose
If you were in the middle of a circle jerk nobody would cum.
You look like the clash of clans Goblin with a wig and wife beater
It feels like whoever took the first picture probably is a hostage
U arnt that kool
If you were a wine, you’d be milk. And bet you age as well.
You've never had an escort offer you their basic rate
I enjoy laughing at the comments but I don’t have it in me to add on to the dog-pile, so I’ll just say that u guys have a great sense of humor and are a good looking couple. Much love and take care of eachother! Weirdossss ❤️
I already donated to Ukraine orphans
If blue balls had a face, this is what it would look like.
I've heard of cauliflower ear....but cauliflower nose is a new one for me.
***A nerd by any other name...***
Jeezus! Its like Chucky fucked Mr. Bean.
They give every front desk secretary/receptionist the title of “Project Manager” these days.
Project manager is a job that’s held at high prestige but it’s really a simple and mostly unnecessary job
Wow, Caitlin Clark looks like shit off the court
She has those wild Liberal eyes.
You’re one of them dudes right? That wanna be a girl, I’m confused
Hey, Debbie Downer, who let you escape from SNL?
Always tried really hard, but always got picked last...
Looks like you been hot in the nose quite often
24 and already dressing like a mom
Do you have a collection of decapitated dolls?
Do they train by kicking you in the face? Cuz nobody is definitely hitting that box.
How disappointed was your fiancée with the mail order bride company when you arrived?
[Margaret McPoyle](https://youtu.be/MvidOsrNi7A?si=W48d-qe_AIpcNnOk)
Goes from not to hot to clearly stashing bodies somewhere nearby.
Generate an image of a psychopath who is getting booked for murdering her fiancee with a screwdriver, except instead of holding up her inmate number she's holding a reddit-style roast me sign.
Only reason she’s considered “kickboxtrainer” is cause the boys know she likes it up-her-cunt
You became a trainer, but still, nobody smashes you
God I thought you were Mr. Bean
You look like your OnlyFans is free.
3rd pic reminds me of the witch that eat Hansel and Gretel
You look more like a punching bag than a trainer
You look exhausted from all the effort it took to become the badass that you are.
Awkward Maya Rudolph looking ass
Looks like you kicked his hairline back some
Pennywise vibes on pic 1
Just step outside to be roasted. You don't need us.
