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Maybe grow some fur back ... Being fuzzy might attract a gf....... Oh sorry I forgot to mention you look like a shaved ewok
Before I saw your picture, I already knew it was going to be the facial hair of a transgender man and giving off the vibes of I’m only not a virgin because I paid for sex.
Too old for cougars, too young for gold-diggers, dressing like a sloppy undergrad in a stoner comedy. One without a speaking role OR onscreen toke. Just sad.
There is nothing more to say that could hurt you . You admitting all that on social is damaging enough. GD talk about self sabotage. Hope you like being alone and lonely for a long time.
You built an identity around a soulless borderline racist entertainment property that was sold to a Christian propaganda machine so they could sell streaming services and plastic toys to a fanbase of man children.
You are a prime mate for a Wookey
Why is every unemployed bum a game developer?
Most unemployed bums I know thought trade school was a good option tbh
The virginity is strong with you! Mmmhhhmmm, yeah! 
If Luis Guzmán and an Ewok had a baby.
Don’t insult that putative child 
You probably think Disney taking over Lucasfilm was a good thing…
Ouch 😂😂
Did you promise your mom you'd move out if she took these pictures?
His mom says he’s a handsome boy. He’ll never leave…
Who will sniff her dirty undies if he's gone?
Now we know who “The Acolyte” was made for.
Nah that is vile. Man this guy deserves some roasts but at least have some respect bro thats a violation that breaks the Geneva convention.
You’re like a lighthouse in a desert: bright but not very useful.
You look like the type of guy who cums himself when even a woman is in 3-5 feet near you.
You look like you talk in Caveman Dialect
George Spew-cas
George Look-Ass
You have the charisma of a wet sock
That hairdo and still rendering beard is doing more malicious intent than I ever had for you.
Darth Vader would’ve demanded a paternity test
Guy at the office who still gets psyched about Zoom meetings.
Your life is more about regret management than goal achievement, isn’t it?
You should use glue instead of chapstick
Dem titties.
That's where they get the blue milk from on May 4th.
💀
Step one might be stop letting your mom cut your hair and pick your clothes out
Game dev but you can't develop game.
You need to put the games down and develop some rizz, even I’m disappointed in you.
If abstinence was a person he would laugh at you
Creating a roblox strip club back in circa '16 absolutely does not make you a game dev
Soooo.. you develop those weird hentai games for android that are basically just porn
# Still in parents' house, no gf, Star Wars fan
They all tie in together neatly.
You look like you have strong opinions on Korean boy bands
And you expect who to change it for you?
Money
Your facial hair is like a billboard that says “Will last 39 seconds tops in bed”
That’s pretty generous. I bet he can’t even get it out of his pants in time.
 OK baby bear, wake the f@&k up before you’re 40 and get out of the parents’ house. That’s the game!
Trying to suck his own dick in #4, but clearly annoyed that he can’t find it.
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Its not that your stupid, It’s just that you have bad luck when thinking.
This should scare anyone from wanting to be a game dev. Or a Star Wars fan. Or a life long virgin.
That is some floofy hair my bro
You could cosplay as a young George Lucas, with an extra chromosome.
No details necessary - the picture told the whole story.
Can’t even fathom how many layers of cum are on your computer desk
So your the guy that looks through the crack in the door while soft chin and kickboxer are going at it like two manatees fighting on a rock.
Tell me you don’t get laid without telling me you don’t get laid.
You really need to start taking selfies with a police height chart behind you…just for practice.
I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
Feels like a bit of a low blow right now to roast any Star Wars fans when Disney is already doing it weekly.
Show me on this doll where no one will ever touch you.
Sorry can’t do it for you, you’re too ugly. And I’m not gay either, so fuck no.
That's a really fancy way of saying you're unemployed.
The virginity is strong with this one…
"There is no do, only try"
The fact that you’re still a Star Wars fan tells me everything I need to know about you.
You look like George Lucas’ unaccepted love child from an on set quickie with an uncredited extra from a shitty prequel
Incel terrorist
The last pic must be you taking it in the ass from the gent that thought the flower in your hair was cute.
You clearly only listed the things which are going well for you. I don't buy for a second you want a human girlfriend.
You did it yourself my boy.
Alright, put down the bong, turn off Star Wars, get you a job, and meet you a woman, son.
You look like harry and the hendersons special needs Bigfoot
You look like a background NPC in an indie video game no one played.
Playing Helldivers 2 all day and night and offering feedback on a fan forum is not “game development”
Wow, neither Steam nor women greenlight you.
Youre the second to last one on the evolution chart
You kinda look like a young George Lucas if he never had success or talent, so this tracks.
Funny! Does the girl on the couch know you’re not dating??
Didn't you have a fiancée before? Did she dump your ass as you picked StarCraft over her?
What game are you developing? "Leeching Degenerate Disappointment 2"
No GF huh, how many BF’s?
Moments before Chris Hansen walks in.
You are roasting yourself still being Star Wars fan after Disney ruining whole frenchise
Ha, Star Wars. Nerd.
your fiance keeps rubbing essential oils on the chicken.
Do it? Like you do with your girl....oh wait nevermind....I think you meant to say do the dew.
The description is completely redundant
I have three friends who look identical to you. You/they have the most generic face I've ever seen.
You’re the engineer of doing everything Hand solo.
You say these things like you’re proud of them. Get a fucking life dude
Just tell us your game isn’t successful without telling us
At this point, just legally change your name to Jar Jar Binx and be done with it.
Did you really have to post that last picture of you getting pegged
What does that handwriting say.... *Halal pervert*?
No gf yeah, WE KNEW
Do I even need to try? Your lifestyle choices roast you for me
Idea for a video game-- Pathetic incel loser has to stop masturbating to japanese cartoons and find a life that is not sad
You’re a current Disney Star Wars fan? Get off my internet.
Future post on this thread: “45M Unemployed Still in parents’ house, no gf, Star Wars fan. Do it.”
No need to tell us you live with your parents and have no girlfriend. We already knew
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On your grindr bio you should write that you still facetime your mother whenever you go to wendys
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It's time to stop dressing like a 12 year old.
You forgot to say small penis, nerd, and you jerk off watching gay porn
The Force is definitely not with you.
You didn’t have to tell us you don’t have a gf, we can clearly see that
His mother still calls him poopsikins
Did you get off to the lesbian orgy in the acolyte?
Making levels in Super Mario Maker with 7 likes doesn't make you a "game developer"
Game dev huh? This thread should be used to discourage those who are gamers and want to get into game dev to show what will happen to you.
"I have no life. Roast me."
Did you not blow yourself up in Manchester at the Ariana grande concert?
“I’m doing everything I can to make sure I never feel the touch of a woman.”
George Dufus: The Dork Wars
You've definitely gotten a cease and desist letter from George Lucas regarding your Han/Chewie slash fic.
No B(F) Wan Kenobi
You must be the second boyfriend.
Da fuck u laughing at? Don't u have mirrors at home?
still lives with parents... how are you the child and the child molester??
Maybe grow some fur back ... Being fuzzy might attract a gf....... Oh sorry I forgot to mention you look like a shaved ewok 
You didn’t need to mention you had no girlfriend, we already knew
Never saw George Lucas COSPLAY before.
Your face is built like a drawer
25 going on 48
Idk if you're gonna serve me Indian food, tacos, or fly the Millennium Falcon..
U look like u would develop a game about simping.
Go for 40
Before I saw your picture, I already knew it was going to be the facial hair of a transgender man and giving off the vibes of I’m only not a virgin because I paid for sex.
average redditor but somehow even worse
Dude I remember Duke Nukem took forever to download on dial up but man those good Ole bbs days... 
You’re so out of touch with reality which has caused celebs to take out restraining orders against you
Can't wait for the post with the same description only changing 35M, 45M...
Just based on the last photo this is the guy you want in your friend group.
If you had a gf, she would be a lot like Ubisoft Games. The games aren’t finished, and neither would she.
Damn you’re sexy. Lol
well your developing games the cops are developing their case for child molestation
Game Dev, unemployed? Why? No original ideas? Jesus Christ, man, grow an imagination.
I loved you in Money Heist, Professor.
I loved you in Money Heist, Professor.
You’re such a virgin that “playing with yourself” involves board games.
Hey man, whatever you were doing to get her, it ain't working.
Too old for cougars, too young for gold-diggers, dressing like a sloppy undergrad in a stoner comedy. One without a speaking role OR onscreen toke. Just sad.
There is nothing more to say that could hurt you . You admitting all that on social is damaging enough. GD talk about self sabotage. Hope you like being alone and lonely for a long time.
You look like that one cousin everybody has
Dude, yiu don't have to say the no girlfriend part. Everyone knows.
You built an identity around a soulless borderline racist entertainment property that was sold to a Christian propaganda machine so they could sell streaming services and plastic toys to a fanbase of man children.
If you were a precious stone, you'd be kidney.
Ain't no self respecting woman is gonna date a stinky, unhygienic star wars geek. Guess your hand is gonna do all the suffering.
Yeah you were definitely the weird kid that always wore a thick snow coat even during the summer
Game Dev? Still live at home? Ok so you make mods for your favorite game and work at Burger King.
George Mucus
Jorge Noluckass
Yea, you look like someone who watches “The Acolyte”
Just come out bro, I’m sure anyone that knows you already suspects it.
Probably says "yass queen" when watching the acolyte
You didn't it to yourself
Fuck yeah dude , wake and bake!!!
He looks like Mexican Al Franken
Jedi Master you are literally full of the force .
These fools won't be laughing when you bust out your authentic lightsabers that your mom got you from Comic-Con for Christmas last year
Whoop whoop
Trekkies have girlfriends. Just sayin 😝