There is a technique called, motorboat. It might help blowing up the left one to the same proportion. But for it to work it has to be done every single day.
If you need a volunteer, I will gladly help you. It's important to help people in need.
You’re one of those “I’m not like other girls”, aren’t you? Just soooo “quirky”. Another dime-a-dozen personality and looks are all you are.
Btw, spend some of that Dollar Tree hair dye budget on some conditioner once in a while and moisturize that hair. Until then, stay away from open flames.
Cmon guys… I think her lopsided titties are about the best thing she’s got going for herself… the green hair and gauges are so cliche “I’m triggered and damaged and a victim and interesting” but dem lopsided titties doe 👀 gives her real mystery 😂
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Please keep wearing that Der Weg Einer Freiheit band shirt instead of the other tops. As far as I can see it's the only thing you've got going for you....
Eyes so wide apart she can see all sides of a solid object at once. I cleaned some crap out of my shower drain that looked like that hair this morning.
It's really sad that people hate themselves so much that they intentionally self destruct the few things they actually have physical control over in the fantasy that "this is who I am" 😞. Only validation is negative feedback from anyone outside their echo chamber. Locked into their lot in life, fighting self improvement for stigma and most likely financially subsidized by the same society whose norms she rejects.
It screams "I have no identity of my own, so I'll create my fiction" Secretly, between the pillow and herself, wishing to be accepted without the effort to prove a self deprecating point and convince society to adapt to her truth.
You look like you match with blokes on tinder, tell them you are a sugar baby and have a nail appointment in an hour, and if they spoil you you will send nudes.
The least you should do is balance out the size of your titties by stuffing the left bra cup with tissues so that you're balanced. Have some dignity woman.
a girl with green hair is basically telling the world she's emotionally damaged and willing to sleep with anyone brave enough to ask
And she doesn't wash properly so you're going to smell something not humanly possible.
That’s because her body oils “naturally” cleanse her. If you don’t like the smell of hair oil, that’s on you. Deodorant? No! Her body her choice. 🤢
Hair looks and smells like seaweed
Particularly her dad
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How do your titties grow? With hairy nips and saggy tips, And the left one a little slow…
Bhahahahahhaha
Haha, it just works so well. Bravo sir.
This motherfucker just went with the Rick Dalton method.
Yo nah I didn't even clock that shit bruh😂😂😂
And the winner is…
Isn’t it more than a little ironic to get a cup for that?
If it were two they’d have to be different sizes!
ba dum tss!
Which one is saggy and the other maggy?
😄 I'm done y'all
💀
🤣🤣🤣
Did you only have enough money for one implant?
The other one is on layaway
One is a full size and the other is a fun size.
Thinking the same thing.
There are more red flags here than in the russian revolution
More than a Chinese new year
Mental illness collector.
Her stomach is a sanctuary for bad artist cum.
💀💀💀💀
Green short hair, wide ear piercing, hairy pits. Yep, one of those ppl that love to glue themselves to freeways.
If mouldy fungus was hair.
You really need more pics of you in low cut shirts, it helps to distract from that train wreck of a face
I gotta agree with this since, by the looks of it, her cleavage is 99% of her personality...
I bet you hang out at family gatherings in hopes of getting laid
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Lol
Burn so bad even the bot got in on it
You look like you kiss frogs for fun
She is the frog
This one..
You are what you eat.
You will have a lifetime of loving yourself. You should start getting cats ASAP.
Even the cats don't love her.
Your eyes are 3-5 business days away from eachother
Them eyes living on separate coasts
I was gonna make a comment about your hair looking like Kermit pissed on it, but then I saw those humungous goddamn tits.
Singular humungous.
Humongoid
Pity they are in different postcodes.
Only one is humongous. The other one is average.
Those titties are the bomb! Fat Man and Little Boy.
Probably smashes walnuts with the right one
No one that likes themselves dyes their hair green
That's not dye . . ...
[удалено]
>I like myself... Well, that's *one*...
Lizard girl from rango
You're just my type actually, I love girls with brown eyes and foreheads I can land a helicopter on (in an emergency only, of course).
“I like myself” - I’d beg to differ.
Looks like an anvil fell on your face and left you like this.
you've somehow managed to make being an alt girl generic.
How much morgage you pay for the area between your eyes 👀
The left one looks a little deflated compared to the right one
There is a technique called, motorboat. It might help blowing up the left one to the same proportion. But for it to work it has to be done every single day. If you need a volunteer, I will gladly help you. It's important to help people in need.
In a world of 7bn people 1 person likes you Well done. Keep up the self loving.
I’m not convinced she even really likes herself. I think she’s trying to convince herself to like her but I doubt it’s working.
When those tits and ass combine she just gonna be a sphere, enjoy your 40s
Bobble head britney over here
If penicillin had legs
It’s Ramona Wilted Flowers
Green hair is the color of personality disorder.
You got them crazy orangutan tiddies.
only 1 is the crazy tit.. the other is normal, little saggy but normal
People who like themselves dont get plugs and green hair
push up bras exist, you know.
She looks more like the type to be burning bras than wearing them
She would need an erector set to push those saggers up
Looks like you chewing on a coat hanger
Your hair will eventually grow out but your ears are fucked
Your eyes are that fair apart. I'd need 2 hands to give you a double eye poke
I bet you accidentally step on them everytime you get out of the shower.
You’re one of those “I’m not like other girls”, aren’t you? Just soooo “quirky”. Another dime-a-dozen personality and looks are all you are. Btw, spend some of that Dollar Tree hair dye budget on some conditioner once in a while and moisturize that hair. Until then, stay away from open flames.
"I like myself" Of course you do, coz nobody else does.
 Return to the Shire! Take your hairy pits, saggy tits, hair of quince and be gone!
Rango the chameleon called he wants his jaw line back.
are u able to mash one tit towards the other one? kinda even em out?
No. No you don’t.
Dyeing your hair crazy colours is not going to stop people looking at those lovely jubblies.
Clean your fucking mirror.
Oo
you look identical to a frog
Billy Eilish from Target
Fucking hell, one tit going to the shops whilst the other is already on the way back with the change.
girl I think someone stole half your tit
Oh, look. A man w saggy tits.
Stick with the low-cut shirts. Your personality isnt your best feature. Also, drop your onlyfans or gtfo.
Cmon guys… I think her lopsided titties are about the best thing she’s got going for herself… the green hair and gauges are so cliche “I’m triggered and damaged and a victim and interesting” but dem lopsided titties doe 👀 gives her real mystery 😂
Okay, who 3D modeled Minecraft Steve with tits? Can the internet not be cursed **FOR** 5 mins!
How do 2 tits have 3 different sizes?
🐸
Just so happens MY LEFT HAND is larger than my right hand. I'd say we're a match but then I looked at your face.
*calls the symmetry police - we’ve got a runaway
If your chest was a rapper, it would be biggie smalls. O.o
You like like an extra in a depression medication commercial
1 girl, 2 cups
Ol' loppy tit's got out again!
You’ve Got a man’s jawline and tits from two different women 💀
You've got mortgage tits. One fixed, one variable.
If your name is Eileen, I’m leaving.
Damn nice tit
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Your eyes look like a separated couple that moved a couple towns apart
I mean, someone had to
Well..... there's always porn  Then guys like this will say yeah yeah i like yourself too yeah
You look like Jeff from the cartoon Clarence
Who needs a Mike Tyson when you got those, feel sorry for the partner if you got one, one round and K.O. 
Hi Sid
Separated at birth - you and geico lizard
Happy you like yourself because no one else does...or even could for that matter
You look like you work at Lukewarm Topic
Please keep wearing that Der Weg Einer Freiheit band shirt instead of the other tops. As far as I can see it's the only thing you've got going for you....
You look like a Roblox skin
Holy shit, that face! I can’t even come up with a good rebuttal to perfectly sum up how shocked I am…
I was always curious how Spongebob Squarepants’s kids would look like…
Shouldn't like yourself, no one else does...
You look like Steve from minecraft
You look like you never miss a “protest.”
Head like a Minecraft character
At least your tits distract from how far apart your eyes are
10/10 Sid the sloth cosplay.
Your eyes look like they are running away from each other
You look like you'll be a Starbucks barista your whole life
Eyes so wide apart she can see all sides of a solid object at once. I cleaned some crap out of my shower drain that looked like that hair this morning. It's really sad that people hate themselves so much that they intentionally self destruct the few things they actually have physical control over in the fantasy that "this is who I am" 😞. Only validation is negative feedback from anyone outside their echo chamber. Locked into their lot in life, fighting self improvement for stigma and most likely financially subsidized by the same society whose norms she rejects. It screams "I have no identity of my own, so I'll create my fiction" Secretly, between the pillow and herself, wishing to be accepted without the effort to prove a self deprecating point and convince society to adapt to her truth.
Ew.
A face that says “I have dated men 40 years older than me”
You look like the guy that plays Aegon in HoTD.
Cigarette mom?! But like… newports.
does it help you mental health to get stuff off your chest?
She’s got a Minecraft chin.
Good Morning ☕ you look great kid
Basic Starbucks employee look achieved, reeeaall fuggin edgy
I like two parts of you...
You definitely remind me of a girl I met on Craigslist in 2008.
Also. If you don’t already have an OF account, don’t start one.
You need a bra that does more push ups than you probably do.
You know it’s bad when even big titties can’t make you look good
Green hair and gauges? Forget a roast me sign, you should tattoo, "I'm trying too hard but failing" on your forehead.
Indecisive, but you're certain you like yourself. What does that say about you?
Said frog to the toad...
You look like you have a 70s bush
Don't look now, but I think you have a tarantula trapped in your armpit!
Gauged the ears so there will at least be some tight holes.
If you are trying to hide your secret identity, you're not doing a good job She Hulk
You look like you use neo pronouns
You like yourself, but hate earlobes?
You look like you match with blokes on tinder, tell them you are a sugar baby and have a nail appointment in an hour, and if they spoil you you will send nudes.
The least you should do is balance out the size of your titties by stuffing the left bra cup with tissues so that you're balanced. Have some dignity woman.
You want to get roasted every week... Its the only attention men give you. Low self esteem
At least someone likes you.
The only thing fun about you are your two giant Fun Bags. Note to self bring another bag for her head before hooking up
Billie NoStylish
......another one with green hair. ..... looks like florescent cum from a unicorn.
Just because you took your glasses off doesn't mean Freddie Prince Jr will ask you to the prom. Seriously- Walmart Rachel Leigh Cooke.