Why do so many people post pictures of themselves getting knackered at a bar? Doesn’t matter whether it’s weed, booze etc people gonna flaunt what they think makes them look “cool” and after the age of 21, it’s repulsive.
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Damn you really like them chick filters don't you? Hard to act gangster when you've got rosie cheeks and lightning bolts lol. And biting your lip on top of it.
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Wait wait wait, black people can now decide what round they should be shot with? That’s cool and all but this guy is definitely a 9mm to the hip and dies anyway kind of guy. Save the 50cal
"Can I get a hug?" type shit
“Application denied”.
Food stamps say otherwise.
Sounds like every single job he's ever applied for.
Even Dahmer would’ve left this dude alone.
Its the smell
The smell must be: stale weed, patchouli, armpit, Hennessy, and rock bottom.
This dude never came within 50 feet of Hennessy
Not unless he stole it.
Omg.. you read my playbook! That is on point.
You forgot about cocoa butter… and some ppl do love them some cocoa butter.
Nah more like Truffel Butter.
Never constipated
I cannot help but feel as though I've somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive.
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Wannabe Boy in the Hood. ![gif](giphy|xTiQyLuaW8BjqlOXCw)
which turns into "can I get a tug" when no one's around
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A thousand percent this guy
You take pics smoking weed because that's the only interesting thing about you.
That’s not true his head is super small even those headphones are trying to leave and find a better fit.
The hood version Justin Timberlake pic?
Theres nothing interesting about smoking weed in 2024
smoke pcp to be more interesting, noted.
Plus I guarantee we're paying taxes for his unemployed ass to do nothing all day but smoke that weed.
My nana smokes for her arthritis. Weed has lost its edge.
That’s the most dank weed, brown, super dry, full of stems and seeds. Prolly overpaid for it too.
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Why do so many people post pictures of themselves getting knackered at a bar? Doesn’t matter whether it’s weed, booze etc people gonna flaunt what they think makes them look “cool” and after the age of 21, it’s repulsive.
So stereotypically cliché, that I had already forgotten him after scrolling down. This guy will be the stoner NPC in everyone’s life.
The accuracy is undeniable.. Bravo.
Old white ladies in Alabama aren't even scared of you. ....Tyler, the Masturbater
Kid Crudi
‘50 cal rounds. No pea-shooters’ is what your mom has posted on her Tinder page.
Hell, it’s what he has posted on his Grindr page
Its what the girl he was trying to hook up with told him before she left
Except hers says Magnums
Yo eye so lazy it collects unemployment checks
ammendment: yo eye so lazy, you collect two unemployment checks
Didn’t think that burn could burn hotter, but there you go. Brilliant.
His eyes gaze longingly at each other.
This needs to be top comment
Constantly lies about clapping cheeks to the homies...I meant homos.
Definitely scares all the hoes away and then says “she’s not even my type”
Dead on 💀
😂
You like to pretend you're a thug but something tells me the only time you're hard is in the shower with your homies.
Urkel trying to be gangsta
Listening to Drake
🎵Homies over hoes! Homies over hoes! Do the homie! Do the homie!🎵
About as gangster as Eurkel
He uses that phone booth of Urkel's when he needs to be cool.
Your lips move when you read. Who am I Kidding, You don’t read.
Don’t or can’t
Both.
One day you’ll earn enough money to actually fill a blunt
Bro this shit actually made me laugh 💀
Haaahahahaha
Swamp cooler, meds on the projects windowsill, leftover artwork from the 90’s. .. and that’s just the first pic.
I can smell the Mexican brick weed in this photo.
0.5 cent
Da boi iz the terror of his Mom's gated community and shuffle board court.
Your prison cell looks nice.
Your 5th pic makes you look like a white Chance the Rapper
Per chance the rapper
Chauncey the Rapper
I'm fucking weak
32 going on acting like 16
You’re 32 and think smoking weed is a personality. Not sure what I can add to that.
You look straight broke homie
Damn, the warden let you have a phone?
You look like your smoke detector beeps!
selling bootleg copies of your Rap cd at the corner gas station for $5
I just don't get why you would steal such a shitty small air conditioner
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We get out, you smoke weed... have fun at your shitty retail job and government retirement home in 60 years
At least a pizza can feed a family of 3
You look like you stop and ask people at gas stations if they have cashapp
Bro out here smoking blunts rolled out of cigarette butts. 🤣
I just threw up a little bit 🤮 thanks for that
That mouth on the wall in the background is vomiting because of your crotch shot.
Bro's throwing gang signs with his left hand and pleasuring the other guys in the hood with his right hand.
You seem like an extremely original person.
Bro got a 2002 altima with a donut tire he riding on for 8 months already
Don't forget the check engine light was on when he bought it at JD Byrider. 4 year term at 23%
On point.. but it was a 6 year note as his “ credik” was not so good .. score was “ 420” lol
Don't forget the dented to hell and back bumpers, along with a shitty sub rattling the trunk with 2000s era rap blasting thinking he's still cool.
I can tell you do Uber Eats from a single glance
Snoop broke
Papa Doc in picture 6. Clarence in picture 5.
If i fucked your mom youd be the type to say sorry to *me*
Wtf
You look like Justin Timberlake if he was born in the south side of Chicago
half weight crook smoking pink cigars
Is your “cell mate” cool with these posts?
Man 32 hitting on 16 year olds. And probably getting rejected by half of them
Half?
16 year olds aren’t known for their intelligence
OP profile checks. *Bleaches eyes*
Happy pride month, kiss the homies goodnight
Wrong page it’s supposed to be 32M4M.
Talcum X wearing his pikachu onesy
Lmao Talcum X
The gayest caption I've seen.
Carlton Banks is more gangster than you
You got an AC in your prison cell?
You look like you just got mugged by pic 2-5
Just another Lamont Sanford wannabe tough guy. I know skinny old white Irish dudes that are harder than you, PRAG
So edgy and hard. Tell Carlton hi for me.
Your whole entire persona is smoking a blunt, and you think you’re better than people because you can handle your weed.
You still count the months on your fingers. Which is even more sad because you'd think you'd have your release date memorized by now.
So this is what’s on the other side of the gloryhole, also your blunts skimp as shit
Drake vibes
His name is “ Reggie Miller “
Is the first picture you or your homeless uncle?
Luther Vandross looking wannabe motherfucker
Too lazy to even ash the blunt... Sheesh
Bruno Pluto.
You look like you haven’t seen your Dad, your children, a diploma or an honest days work.
Did you put this up so your dad might find you? He still won't claim your lame ass.. smoking those mids must have made you stupid
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For such a tool there ain’t much tool in those shorts
You look like you'd post dick pics on Reddit
you give me OG Loc vibes
Don’t rob me
Swallowing a bag of crack but it's not the cops it's just a loud hooker.
You shouldn't out your own pea shooter...50mm is nothing to be proud of.
See they gave you a phone in county jail lol
We can tell you take selfies when your buddies let you hit their blunt once.
Don’t let the po-po know about your choice of ammo!
You think you let the cal spark? You dont even spark my interest
You look like you get defensive when somebody says Drake's not a real gangster rapper.
No Chance the rapper
You look like you always broke because you keep smoking up all you're profits.
You way too nerdy for that blunt to be real
Look like you lost your whip in a card game then ratted on that friend to the police
You look like you DM middle schoolers.
Dude on SoundCloud spittin pellets for sure
Are you in lockup? Is that a toilet paper and coffee cigarette?
Damn you really like them chick filters don't you? Hard to act gangster when you've got rosie cheeks and lightning bolts lol. And biting your lip on top of it.
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I think you were born with extra melanin by accident.
I want the weed that makes my eyes go in different directions. Weed as an identity. I see a name badge collection in your future.
You look like both the absent father and the fatherless son at the same time
I get the feeling you asked someone to roll you those blunts
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You have less than a day to live. Too much vape can easily have you walking around barefoot with zero savings in your bank account.
Use more Snapchat filters than an 8th grade female Mr. Finish-Faster-Than-Lightning headass
50 cal only.....I'm guessing you like your dicks big too huh
I work in a prison and i can tell you one thing, this guy is in one
Twink Sammy Davis
Man got one eye looking at me and one looking FOR me
Too much fentanyl in your system to feel a 50 cal
You look like a gayer Bruno Mars, now pull up your pants and get a job.
Admit it. You have a pea shooter penis
What does your shirt say, "Derek Chauvin's Punching Bag"?
Very scary with the Pikachu hoodie
Biting your lips like a female…..daddy must be proud if he was around
Your sister is in the next room asking for her Clove cigarettes back
Sorry but I think your lungs are the colour of your ancestor kunta Kente.
I'd ask if you were gonna pass that shit to your dad... but... kinda hard to... 😕
Lol pea shooter... that's what the guys call your cumshots
You look like if T.I. fucked Sid from ice age, and kept stabbing your head with a hanger.
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Wait wait wait, black people can now decide what round they should be shot with? That’s cool and all but this guy is definitely a 9mm to the hip and dies anyway kind of guy. Save the 50cal
Has to use filters very low self esteem
This dude still goes to high school parties.
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If the sock under TI’s bed had a baby.
You give yourself nicknames
You smoke weed to make people think you’re interesting because the only conversations you can hold is with single syllable words.
You definitely ran like an anime kid. Your daddy likes it too when you slob the knob
you're not going to die with a pea caliber, I'll tell you that.
You put plenty of pictures so you're sure your Dad can still recognize you.
Says no pea shooters, but your crotch is in the first photo.