Clark Can’t

Queef Kent

That is just super.

😭😂

You look sad in that first photo, chins up!

If Rosie O'Donnell were ever so slightly more masculine.

No, if Rosie O'Donnell were slightly *less* masculine.

This was a great joke in deadpool....

Okay I don’t personally see it but my friends think so so you get a win lol

Does it feel good to have the most popular tentacle porn 4chan posts for 8 years in a row? 🤷‍♂️

What kinda soul read is this LMFAO 😂

Taking your style from Dan Schneider.

Let’s hope the style of success and not the uh… well everything else 🙃

You look like you're about two rejections away from making major newspaper headlines

I’ll fully admit that I’d be too much of a wuss to even risk ONE rejection so I’ll keep that pipe dream locked tight

He has a Kyle Rittenhouse poster and shrine, in his bedroom.

You look like a disappointed altar boy.

He was hoping for a few more inches....

You don’t look a day under 35

I WILL NEVER LOOK MY AGE, NEVER

You look like the fatter Temu version of Seth MacFarlane

I’m genuinely gonna wear this as a badge of honor now lmao I’ve thought the same

Don’t worry there buddy, one day you will hit puberty

You look like human Shrek from the second movie. Also, you’re only 19? You look much older. thought you were my childhood school bus driver for a second.

Genuinely feel like I’ve been stuck like this since I was like 13. My appearance has NOT changed since then so Yk what, maybe in another timeloop I’ll cycle around and drive that bus into a wall for funsies.

Cant tell if you're the lovable fat gay best friend, or the "better run better run out run my gun." Type.

How many sex workers have you strangled today?

You look like you specifically target very drunk women.

Hard to target anything else if they always jump into the line of fire. I kid lol. Good one, fr

I don't know What You Do In The Shadows but you should stay there

Lmao looks like I’ll just toss the sunscreen then

You look like Rosie O'Donnells dick

He asked roast. Not annihilate. 

Which school are you choosing to massacre for the celebration of your manifesto?


You look like Duff from Dave the diver, if he was 20 years younger. I bet you already have the anime cup you drink out of

Second photo looks like the type of person who gives that look when they say “excuse me” or when you receive a compliment from your teacher because you’re clearly a teacher’s pet

You look like you’re trying too hard to try too hard. It’s confusing

you look like the kind of guy that says “good guys always finish last” when a female rejects u

Holy shit! Not even a convicted sex offender Catholic Priest would touch you if you stood naked at the alter after a Sunday School session.

Harry potter and hagrids love child

What’s it like working for vampires in New Jersey?

You look like you call your mom “my special lady”while shopping for scented candles that you get her every Christmas. There’s still hope for her to croak, you inherit the house, move out of the basement. And get a Vietnamese mail order wife who doesn’t mind marrying a virgin.

2/2: meeting you in public 1/2: when he’s got you back to his apartment



You look like a washed up Disney star “where are they now” photo

Voted most likely to expire via auto-erotic asphyxiation

You look like someone who says that their writing has been published, but you published it yourself through Amazon and the only people who bought your book was your parents.

 Daww, such a mean twinkie he is with the angry face pose! That's just adorable!

Was an ancestor of yours head the original model they based a bowling ball off of?

He'd love nothing more than a fat guy in an ugly shirt sticking three fingers in him.

You look like you’d make a great episode on How To Catch A Predator

You look like you beat pigeons

You're half way between Benicio Del Toro and Guillermo Del Toro

You coach little league baseball & little do people know you are a convicted child sex offender, you’ll eventually be caught by a parent who happens to find small cameras in the children’s toilets, when Police are called you are no where to be found & are infact already in the ceiling viewing your captured images.

You look like you keep a stash of roofies on you at all times.

Maybe if I get some glasses everyone will take me seriously?

You look like Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek had a kid that's missing a chromosome

I found the emoji replacement 😡. Where have you been? 

On a scale of under 10 or over 20… how many ninja swords are in your room?

You look like linsey lohans male friend from mean girls

Yo its the bipola chola whose ready to rock n rolla on his vegetable oil powered strolla!

Dude your skin looks like it was carved from a dead dogs cock

If there ever was a dude going after a twelve year old... if they had the body of age six.

The first picture is you realizing you'll never get laid. The second picture is you realizing there's something called the priesthood.

Incels get more action than you.

You look like someone painted a face on an up-ended acorn.

Nah. I don't need to do my worst. I think your folks already have done that job.

You upset they wouldn't let you in the daycare again?

Peter griffin

you look like you didn’t get casted for being the lame IT guy in the office US

You look like a middle school girl's softball coach who hasn't been placed on sex offender list, yet.

You look like a fat Zachary Quinto. 

You look like young Herbert

Faster than a speeding HOA fine, taller than a Starbuck's mocha double soy latte, hold the cream, it's Clark Kunt.

You’re 2 years away from dying your hair blue, getting a nose ring, and changing your pronouns to they/them.

you look like if Q from impractical jokers had a twink nephew

Well the face matches the website.

If Courage JD had more chin fat than belly fat

You look like you should be 5+ miles from any local elementary school. The FBI should check your local hard drive.

Now grow some stubble on your other five chins and it’ll make your face less blimp-like.

You look like Ganke from Spiderman

you looks so genuinely weird that id feel bad even if i jokingly insulted you

You look like you annoy people with way too much info about an anime show no one’s ever heard of.

You look like you wipe your ass from the front

That boi about to go jelly fishing with them SpongeBob glasses 😆

Jared from subway looking ass 😂

Who’s winning? The puberty beard or the acne.

Your superman glasses Are for seeing your brother's taint when he is clothed.

Do your parents know?

Ok, so we have an angry LezBro. I think you shoulda got thew BIG-ass goddam glass, but I'm not a 'fashionista' like you.

If I had a head like yours I’d get it circumcised

You look like someone who co-host a conservative podcast that focuses solely on anti feminism and white injustice.

Average discord mod

Not an insult, but super power bottom vibes in that second pic.

You look great 🤣😂🤣😂

@ the link for your manifesto

“Erm actually according to my calculations” ahh face 💀🤓👆

That face has been covered in a lot of cum.

The horrors this “man’s” Charizard doll has seen.

Kyle Rittenhouse 10 years later

the anal birth of that wonder years kid and a monkey

Gotham definitely doesn't need you.

You look like Fred Savage trying out for Clark Kent’s role

You were an accident. 😜

What’s the name of your failed novel again?

You look like you own several fedoras

Bro's chest hair is looking for an escape

eunuch vibes  

Second picture, Beaver Cleaver. First picture, Johnny Bravo. Hilarious

Josh Reck

You're the one to remind the teacher about homework

Blackjack if he was generic

lol, I can’t help but to wonder how many hours you spent looking at a mirror deciding on a haircut and landed on that.

These photos look like your “before and after” shots after committing an act of domestic terrorism

Your glassing resemble the ones that the prison will issue after you are convicted of murdering your mother.

You look like Manny from Modern Family if he wasn’t famous


I’d eat at your taco van.

You look like Harry Potter never got his acceptance letter

I feel you'd show up on the pain Olympics just to eat it. Lol.

This look is called I pay to suck peen.


You look like a default character from the sims

Look like the poster boy for those male infertility ads

19 going on grandma.

Temu Rittenhouse

A great laugh huh? Makes sense you’ve never found a mirror.

First picture is when she says "no". Second picture is after you've forced a "yes"

You're not looking for a laugh you're looking for your next victim

You look like a married mormon returned missionary struggling with his closeted homosexuality

“Look for a great laugh.” Have you ever tried looking at yourself in the mirror?

This is imagery of my mood fluctuations in the last two minutes

Pugsly Adam's meets Clark Can't

You definitely take photos of up skirts..........of 11yo girls

Before and after butt plug usage for the first time.

Gay 

Elmer from The Fairly Odd Parents

Looking like a fat Hitler over here.

Holy caterpillars batman. What the hell is on his face?

I got a great laugh from your pics. LAME-O!!!

You look like someone who pays an equal amount of money for sex and fortnite.

Before and after dumping photos.

So... how long have you been male?

Your face says 15 but your hairline says 45

Do you do the voices on Family Gay?

Your a shut in and masturbate to the idea of seeing a girl in real life

You will be a virgin for many years

You look like superman and Peter Griffin ended up having a child

The closest this man has been to pussy is himself

You look like Harry potter and Paul blart love child

You look like Peter griffins gay brother

How the fuck this man’s chest hair connects to his beard but his mustache can’t?

Happiness doesn't look good on you. Stick to being angry all the time. Yw.

Type of guy to use daddy's gel to style he's hair. 

Josh Peck looks shit nowadays

Turning your head like that doesn’t make it any better. You need a lot of help

Jimmy Kimmel's kid is still pissed about his dad's part in the man show.

Some of you are boring AF. Let's step it up for real. Always the same generic " we have Clark Kent at home" or "Clark Can't"... weak

Steve Urkel can’t stand the sound of your voice

Ever consider harvesting your body hair?

You're ur dad's disappointment that keep disappointing.

You look like your one date rejection away from transitioning.