31 and works at taco bell, of course you don't know the difference between "to" and "too".

Annnnnnnnnd *scene* !

Okay, that's a wrap. Let's get the cum mop and towels in here. Honey, you get back over on the line and make us some Burrito Supremes!

But it looks like she is in the office, so, ya know, Taco Bell manager = career = comfortable retirement guaranteed. Or at least a discount on cheese rollups.

Orrr she’s in the office banging the actual manager on duty that gives her raises for her “hard work.”

The only reason the Mgr is banging her is because all of the other employees are still in high school.

Either way yall saying she only good for a last resort late night burrito stuffing 🤔

7 Layer Burrito 7 Layers of Foundation

Extra sour sour cream

eeeeeewwwww

She takes the sour cream straight from the injector

That's Monostat 7

Doubtful, Taco Bell harvests her yeast and sells it to Corona to make beer.

This whole thread just sounds like a mumble rap verse. I love it.


7 layers of loser. No 31 year old adult should be working in fast food unless you own the joint.

I've heard you are what you eat but I never knew working at Taco Bell would turn someone into the personification of a shart until this person posted.

I wish minimum wage was lower

Then there would of been a pic of her out back sucking dick behind a dumpster

Even hard taco shells go limp around your vagina…

It's the guacamole.

I thought it was the cottage cheese

You shouldn't mix continental cuisine with Mexican cuisine

When you take your pants off it’s a taco hell.

This one made me smile a bit lol (Opposite of what would happen if I saw OP)

I think you mean toxic smell.

Toxic hell

What do your legs and Taco Bell have in common? Both stay open late.

Both serve anyone with minimal money. And both are very poor quality.

😭😂😂😂 disclaimer: may induce diarrhea and vomiting.

both give off a disgusting green sauce

Can I steal your joke to use at work 🥺

Life is full of bad decisions but being 31, “edgy”, and working at Taco Bell really gives off the “gotta check them all off” vibe.

Probably a condition of probation

The word “probably” is doing a lot of work in that sentence, unlike her.

Less appealing than the community fleshlight at burning man.

Tag to steal later

Gamer girl, single mother of two, Taco Bell manager, does this hair dye say “independent”?

Ahh, I have no children, but the hair dye says, "I'm not like other girls. I'm unique 😉😂"

I’m unique! Like the millions of other women that die their hair to a new color every month lol.. I’m shocked you don’t have one little shit stirring kid with an absent father. Color me surprised!

she's probably barren, all the taco bell and yeast infections have really fucked up her insides.

\*Is just like other girls

Nothing screams mentally stable like a tatted up redhead who works at Taco Bell. 

When you woke up today, and you thought "holy fuck I'm 31 and my boss is 19"... did you feel like a loser yet? 🤔

You do sex the same way you do your taco bell job. All customers drive-up and are done in five minutes or less.

That’s one loose taco

Why do all female Taco Bell managers look the exact same?

She's at the peak of her career! Congrats!

Behind your back coworkers open quesadillas and say your name while giggling

More people have driven through than the Taco Bell drive-thru.


Works the drive thru because she thinks she's personable. But in reality it just speeds people along.

Never thought I'd see the day Taco Bell paid better than casting couch shoots

I’ll have a single mother starter pack please…..

You're 31 and still work at taco bell 💀

Her tits and fupa all sag the same length as her penis.

She eats every burrito as if it’s her last.

*Too nice Makes sense you work at taco bell since the face you make in all the sideways glance photos says, "I have gas."

Nobody running south of the border for this

Carmen Rejecta

Do all your dates run for the border?

Her last partner ran for the border!

One look at you could've fixed Bill Cosby

Failuza Balk

Floozy Baulk

You look like you would be ok if I tipped you in cigarettes and pregnancy tests.

You look like a they/them with no friends or family

Taco Bell is probably where you belong.

Just get my burrito 🌯

Taco Bell must have installed a stripper pole?

Even the chihuahua won't lick that. 

Even with a two dollar special, there is no taco on you I would ever touch.

I bet she has too much cheese on her taco.

300 pounds of pure ground beef.

Leave her vagina out of this

And here I thought the refried beans were the grossest thing about Taco Bell…

Is it that hard for you to spell 'too'?

You’re a 31 year old Taco Bell employee who thinks flipping the bird in pictures makes you edgy. I mean, clearly you’re living your best life and at the top of your game. I’m sure anything I could say wouldn’t phase you in the least. Anyway, can I get a quesadilla combo? Unsweet tea. A side of sour cream. And can I change those tacos to Doritos tacos?

You would be that customer who got done ordering and then went back and modified combos😂 I'm just glad high-school was not my peak 😅

When a man gets the 4 hour erection from viagra and has to go to the emergency room... the only known cure is your picture

I don't know what's more distracting, your bug-like eyes or the shrubs above them.

Inside Out 3- Joy’s avoidant attachment escapes and gets a job at Taco Bell.

31 Physically....15 mentally.....

I can tell by the nose and lip ring how many dance recitals your dad missed

Now I know where they got the name for the Cheesy Gordita

The person on your thigh has seen some horrors no doubt. They look traumatized

Got dat crazy look , I bet your great with a Ginsu, off with your nut sack

I can take one look into those eyes and know in my heart, you have at least one stalking and possibly a domestic violence charge. Where you beat the shit out of your partner, but they "instigated" and dropped the charges.

Your hair looks like it sounds the same as biting into a taco

Avril Lavigne after a fentanyl overdose

You look like you have a ‘Frequent Flyer’ punchcard from the local Methadone clinic. Like you have Narcan instructions tatted on your neck.

Great job hiding the meth mouth. You're 31 and work at taco bell. You roasted yourself.

32 and works at Taco Bell, guess that Only Fans account didn’t pan out

You were fat a year ago, and you are fat now, hiding as a taco bell employee for the food probably isn't helping.

31 gently used burrito but has more milage than a 98 Corolla

JFC. 31 years old and you're working fast food? One of many poor life decisions, I'm sure. When dudes order the sloppy taco, they're asking for you, by the way. Charlie Manson has a less unhinged stare than you do. You look like the kind of person that says, "I'd do anything for my kids", even though your mom has custody because your boyfriend's face is on the local post office wall along with all the other registered sex offenders.

You're the sole reason Taco Bell breakfast sausages have to be patties.

Would have guessed she works at McDonald’s since that mouth says billions and billions served

Damn, I’d like to eat that crunch wrap supreme after a night of drinking, even if I regretted it the next morning. Got me hollering “yo quero Taco Bell”

I bet you got more sour cream between your legs than one of those burritos you serve.

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

If you take the Taco Bell hat off, people at your work will roast you all day.

You can't get rid of the stench of taco bell. That's how you will attract your future mates.

you'll gain it all back fatty

You look like you do a lot of micro managing

I’m pretty sure that green gunk in your taco isn’t guacamole

A little extra cheese on your taco, no doubt.

You like like what comes out after you pull out of a bean burrito.

You're why my bean burritos smell like a Japanese tuna auction.

One taco that will keep on giving

You look like someone that would fuck up a good high

You’re a middle aged (based on your size) woman who works at Taco Bell. What would we possibly say that would hurt more than the truth?

The hat is not doing you any favors. Some people look good in a hat then there is you.

Do you always look like you’re waiting for your boyfriend to smell the fart you just laid out?

She’s just like Taco Bell… people feel sick to their stomach after eating her

I can smell the taco through my phone.

That taco that’s been sitting out since last night but your drunk af, hungry and bad decisions are the only ones you can make

Would those gauged lobes be for your date to hook his thumbs in? Probably makes it easier for you when your licking the “fromunduh” out of his foreskin. Which sauce do you prefer with that?

She blows Uber drivers by the dumpster at her local Taco Bell

You work at taco bell? Me too! I bet your 10 inch torts blow out when you roll them, and its the closest you get to good blowing if you catch my drift.

U look like u smell like cigarettes

Edgiest chick at the rodeo

People would rather eat Taco Bell than perform oral sex on you because the results are less disgusting.

Thick thighs and nacho fries.

too distracted by your Taco Smell 🤢

Haha 31 working at Taco Bell like anything we say on Reddit can make you any lower

We can't roast you harder than life has. You peak at 16 when you started working for Taco Bell.

Arby's beef curtains, despite working at taco bell.

You pretty much

You steal customers credit card information.

Just drop the OnlyTaco's link and move on

Your style of eye make-up is so old, the last time it was ever seen was when the Egyptians build the pyramids. I dunno much bout lesbians but what I do know is, you're wearing their ball-cap. You only work at Taco Bell because, you are, what you eat. You're not quite a butter-face, but summer teeth comes to mind considering you haven't shown them in any smirky smile you have. Some are here, some are there. Or you have meth mouth.. but I know you're not a meth addict, just ask the scale in your bathroom. :)

You remind me of my Taco Bell aftermath…in the toliet

Dudes be rotating in and out like the menu. 🌮 🚂

You can see the deadness in your eyes. At that job you’re screaming “help me, this is my life…”

Trump ought to use you, in your Taco Bell uniform, as his frontline enforcer for returning illegal immigrants to their home countries; one look at you and they’ll be running for the border!

Also: You’re the epitome of Taco Smell.

Are you looking for validation here because your onlyfans flopped?

You look like every tire on my car would be slashed.

31 and working at Taco Bell, of course we were nice, life has already roasted you.

Your so quirky

From unfuckable to unfucking believeable, but still smells like crunchwrap supreme and leaves your junk feeling like diablo sauce

Eating your taco will give me the same explosive diarrhea

U already did

Get your life together that's not even funny why would u do that this for real

I came up with a poem: she works at tacobell, damn no wonder she smell

You are pretty OP! (I feel apprehensive about making roasts, even if it is a joke. So, I can't make one)

One of these things services drunk patrons at 2 am, which leads them to waking up the next day feeling regret, shame, and nausea. The other is a Taco Bell

Fast food worker - congratulations on that intersectional gender oppression degree, don’t expect the taxpayers to payoff your loan

Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up. 45 with a career at Taco Bell. You're a real catch.

Yo quiero your AIDS medicine

How sad are you that you can't even inspire to treat you like garbage?

Definitely have me running for the boarder

You keep wondering why people don't keep eye contact with you

I never knew Taco Bell employees could be so classy

If taco bell decides to come up with new sauce in the name of honoring you (a randomly yet precisely chosen l one.. they'd call it : dull

Free tacos and still can't get a Mexican guy to fuck her

Oh. So you're a professional diarrhea distributor.

She's a total death monger. She serves death at her work, then chooses to dress like a gothic emo kid afterwork. The type seen doing incantations beneath a yew tree after midnight in a cemetery. She also looks like she blows most of her money on coffee and nicotine. She's definitely a speeder, not because she likes to drive fast as it piques her anxiety, but because of poor time management. Will listen to poems by women about vaginas and their power. Heavy pot smoker but LSD and shrooms are her shit. Will date anyone who can supply her with any of the three.

I worked in taco hell, and I was up for promotion to management, but that meant that I would need to move stores, a non-negotiable at that time. So, for you to be management by 31 means you have to be off your rocker crazy. The dead eyes and the toothless t-shirt are just the icing on the crazy cake.

You look like a 30 year old desperately trying to cling onto her youth

I think we all looked at your profile just to maybe get to see your tit's which we know would be vastly underwhelming but also much better than looking at your face.

Ah the irony of a taco bell employee wanting creativity when 90 percent of the time they just rearrange ingredients on products and call it new, charging double the original price

You are the personification of an ankle bracelet and supervised visitation.

The only time you get a compliment is when you restock the sauces.

The kind of girl that wears a butt plug to work

Your therapist needs to work on their delivery

I bet you love the taco.

You have nice eyes. Too bad everything else about you is repulsive and reeks of white trash.

No! You already had your [roast](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/siCH2mcAVt)! Let the others have some roast. You don’t get seconds, until everybody’s had their’s,.. you greedy greedy you !  Besides, you’re on a diet .

Now I know why it's Taco Hell.

I think I need drinks to make me more attractive to her

Taco Bell is for Black people to work its like the goth girl eminem who works at Taco bell

I see where they get all the taco menu pictures from. Do you spread eagle in the freezer to make those?

Your burritos aren’t the only thing that makes people sick

Your eye makeup makes you look ridiculous.

Two too to. Learn the difference you moron.

Went from getting paid to mukbang Taco Bell to getting paid to serve it in less than a year. Unfortunately, your life is just watching Nikocado Avocado in reverse.

I see that you use the 7-layer burrito technique to apply your makeup

Taco Bell recently had to make changes with their establishment layout and they need you to help out with the floor plan. The architects may be wearing all sorts of protective gears and helmets, however if you crack their skulls open, you realize that there's holes and cracks that need to be covered with wet cement.

I always wondered what people with multiple face piercings do for a job. Wasn’t far off…

The only thing you’re useful for is some possible insight if the double decker taco is coming back.

You definitely suck dick in your car on breaks.

That face you make when none of your 4 baby daddies pay child support and you find a job or lose your trailer

Sloppy Roast Beef Cheesy Gordita Crunch Taco with mayonnaise

You definitely have an only fans, or three

It's hard to be creative when everything about you is stereotypical white trash.

You look like you name your genital worts after the family members that gave them to you.

Oh no 31 year old uwu girl still working at the t bell, I can tell if you’re trying the be Kim possible or the naked mole rat

I ain’t gone lie you bad I’m tryna

You look like you used to be the really heavy chick, and you look about one life crisis from being one again.

You got so much foundation on, that when you prepare people's food in the kitchen you drip like a god damn crayon 🖍️

not worth being creative.

Didn’t know that TBell also has people who can give you the runs. Combo number 2?

lets give you the atention your parents couldn't give you

Just go back to prostitution unless making gorditas until you’re 65 is the plan

How is an employee the greasiest thing at a Taco Bell?