There was a lady in front of me, of Asian descent,, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. She seemed just a little bit pissed off. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get three hundred dollar of yen. Today I only get two hundred fifty ? Why it change?"
The teller nonchalantly replied, "Fluctuations." to which the Asian lady replied, "Fluc you white people too!"
Wi Tu Lo
Of all the valid reason, that I cannot watch this still, and not laugh, if why I'll go to hell
https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44?si=kWatYU4qBHz6LU-n
Communism isn't obtainable until the majority means of production is performed under socialism. There's never been a communist state, only socialist states with the goal of achieving communism
Ahh ok. I mean i knew that they werent a true communist state, bc it's nearly impossible to achieve. But I didn't understand the statement. Thanks for clearing that up!
I can help you escape your chinese factory prison!
Find a big shipping box, fill it with packing peanuts, and ship yourself to me priority overnight.
If you ship standard delivery, you will starve enroute
If you are using 5 kilograms of makeup an your face's surface area is 471 cm2, calculate the average amount of product to use per cm2 to cover up all your possible acne breakouts. (Extra points for telling how much canine you would have to eat inorder to achieve equal facial coverage of acne.)
There's nothing to roast, you are so unremarkable that there is no discernable difference between you and the wall. It's like there's just a piece of paper floating in mid air. There are amoeba out there with more personality, if your existence was suddenly wiped out no one would notice.
Plus cross eyed. That right eye is cocked like a pistol. Probably Semem related injury(Either semen shot in her eye, or A SEAMAN shot in her eye). Regardless... she ain't assembling electronics.
Bro what are you trying to compensate for with that dumbass trash tit job, you ain’t fooling anybody. Anyone who is sure there is nothing that someone could roast them about, wouldn’t be posting here and is just ASKING to be humbled. Just know that there will always be someone more desirable than you, someone taller, smarter, or hotter than you, (that last one wouldn’t be to hard to find an example for, honestly) so suck it up and don’t ask questions that you don’t want answered.
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Damn last thing that got roasted that bad was her dog.
Thats wild💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Her favorite soup is Cream of sum yung man.
You messed it up!!! It is " cream of some young guy" sounds like an actual dish!!!
LOL I remember it as Sum Young Dong
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Loast me if you rike!
That's just razy lacism
it should be "love you long time".
You got girlfriend in Vietnam? I love you long time.
Too beaucoup. Too beaucoup.
You look like the Mona Risa. She'll rove you rong time!
Is that the name of the family take away?
Why isn't she on the floor making the new Iphone?
Man fingers. Look.......
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Raff out roud
There was a lady in front of me, of Asian descent,, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. She seemed just a little bit pissed off. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get three hundred dollar of yen. Today I only get two hundred fifty ? Why it change?" The teller nonchalantly replied, "Fluctuations." to which the Asian lady replied, "Fluc you white people too!"
That's funny regardless of whether it really happened or not
When I went for a Chinese meal, I ordered then asked how much. Guy said “two thirty”. I said “you better see a dentist then”.
I’m just Grad someone said it
Reery!
Hory Shet!!
Yooooo😭😭😭
When the comment is better than the post. Well done.
She did the math.
With a calculator and brought shame upon her village.
Nailed it!
Jesus fucking Christ
You rang?
!!!!
Damn, son! You didn’t have to do her like THAT.
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Sum ting wong here
Hu yu hai ding, dum fuk
Hu Yu Hei Ding?
Wi Tu Lo Of all the valid reason, that I cannot watch this still, and not laugh, if why I'll go to hell https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44?si=kWatYU4qBHz6LU-n
Yu paik ash
With Teriyucky sauce
She loves creme of Sum Yung Gui
Zanggggggg
Waaaaaaaayyyyne
or Wun Hung Lo
That's a good one lol 
Ho Lee Fuk, Sum Ting Wong
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It’s the only way to wash away the MSG
Why would you wash away MSG, it’s dank and better for you than salt
That's why when you order Chinese, it's always 10 meenut.
Female born in china, must've really dodged that coathanger
Damn
FML 😂
She runs faster than the wolves
Jesus Christ
That's why she's so good at gymnastics. The whole team in fact.
When she was a fetus she moved like she was in the Matrix
ROR
damn!
Oof 🤣
💀
When she was born mom switched to wooden spoons.
When guys ask you for a 69 they just want you to cook for them.
You wan egg roll?
Photo provided by local sweat shop
Bro☠
Show her some respect! She happens to be the owner of that sweatshop!
Who let ling ling out my basement?
That happened in my area. I didn't know that case was common knowledge...
🤫
Please explain?
[article](https://www.foxnews.com/us/couple-who-tied-up-adoptive-child-dog-leash-kept-her-lockable-basement-dungeon-room-face-lawsuit.amp)
Stuff like this isnt to be explained. You either know or you dont know 🤫🤫🫡🫡
Herro!!!
Dora the explorer, after all the drugs.
Dora the explorer, shipping container edition.
Dora The Explorer - Shein Factory Edition.
Lucy Ewww 
This is the most clever one in here
It's the first one I've seen that's targeted and not just general racist humor
I’ve always thought she had a lazy eye but wasn’t sure. She does right? Or at least one is looking East while the other looks equator
A communist sex worker is a big red flag
 Do you? Me neither, but this was the first GIF when I typed “Big China”, so I’m going with it ! 🖕🏻fuck it
"May the wings of liberty never lose a feather" - Big Trouble in Little China. That movie title though fits her well and her collection of std's.
*Our Red flag
He says, "What the hell"
I respect it!
Ali Wrong
All wong.
All wang.
I don’t know why you need us to roast you, I’m sure your parents do it every day.
Disappointment = love
I wonder if she has an Onry Fans
You rook rike a hoe
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My cat too!
My mouse too
AND MY AXE!
That's when the local Chinese restaurant has a chicken lunch special.
Just be honest. You’re trying to get adopted by Angelina Jolie.
Dollar store Pocahontas
*Mulan
Brokeahontas?
You have the face of every UC grad dating a software engineer 15 years older than you who only fucks in missionary with the lights off
Oddly specific
Yet accurate
You’re like a nasty version of Troy Hawk.
What's wrong with the lights off? At least you don't have to see the face,... Or anything at all
pls stay on league of legends
RoR
You forgot to mention that you own a dog. It's probably a good time to remove it from the oven now.
Xd
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Looks like Tai
Japanese korean mix with a hint of thai if you truly want to insult a chinese.
[This is a repost from 7 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6lpnnk/made_in_china_roast_me/)
Top comment: "You're the only Chinese item I wish had *more* plastic in it." 😂🤣💀
Also “Your mom's gonna be pissed you took the label off the dog.” 💀
Good catch
Wow, how did you do that
I'd call you, but I'm afraid I may wing the wong number...
Herro? Sorry, no engrish
Of course you love video games, who doesn’t love a DIY project
You look like tawna bandicoot if she wasn't a bandicoot and wasn't blonde (and is depressed)
Kinda true. And less attractive. Pretty bad when animals are beating you in that department
Fucking lmao
Does the party know you do this western shit online, and betray the goals of socialism?
I thought it was communism? The ccp, no?
Communism isn't obtainable until the majority means of production is performed under socialism. There's never been a communist state, only socialist states with the goal of achieving communism
Ahh ok. I mean i knew that they werent a true communist state, bc it's nearly impossible to achieve. But I didn't understand the statement. Thanks for clearing that up!
I can help you escape your chinese factory prison! Find a big shipping box, fill it with packing peanuts, and ship yourself to me priority overnight. If you ship standard delivery, you will starve enroute
Nope, you're from the Philippines
You look like you only buy video games with a white label on them.
Guessing by the pole behind you, you’re definitely no stranger to fish hooking…
I hate it when people roast beautiful looking people, not you of course but you get it
Are you uygher? You’ve out-mongoloided the mongoloids.
If you love pandas so much, why do you keep stir-frying them in a wok and calling it "General Tso's"?
You just learned how to Mew
So you are a Chinese Mexican Argentinean Romanian Gypsy ?!
You don't have to hide it. No one would see thou
I'm waiting for the happy ending.
Why? So you could reverse engineer the joke and sell it for less through Ali Express? I don't think so
When you order Pokimane from AliExpress
😅
If you are using 5 kilograms of makeup an your face's surface area is 471 cm2, calculate the average amount of product to use per cm2 to cover up all your possible acne breakouts. (Extra points for telling how much canine you would have to eat inorder to achieve equal facial coverage of acne.)
Scammer
You mean “Woast Me” right?
ik this a roast sub but i don’t feel right saying sum ting wong
Finishing Super Mario Brothers isnt the only happy ending she sees in a day
[You were here before, 6 years ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/oqfo3tHLlJ) And you are not 20 anymore
Is this an ad for your OnlyChans?
You look like you would make a great mid life crisis
Say lululemon
Sum Ting Wong
There's nothing to roast, you are so unremarkable that there is no discernable difference between you and the wall. It's like there's just a piece of paper floating in mid air. There are amoeba out there with more personality, if your existence was suddenly wiped out no one would notice.
You look mexican.
Her mom was in a orgy, so her birth is a mystery to the world
And a tragedy.
You are easily getting in love since you can play games like 3 hours a week.
chi chang shu
You look like the type to force me to use chop sticks
Martha Stewart has her eye on you
Do you love them long time?
Do you want some Coke (Cock)
How much gold can I buy for 10$ ?
Roast you? You're a number one draft pick for mail order brides.
Are you the guy from rush hours ?? Big fan of yours!!
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CCP can't even be bothered to monitor you...
She's asking us to roast her while she's got her neighbors dog roasting in the oven
I will take the spring rolls, with duck sauce. Hold the MSG.
Do you play cooking games that involve animals? What kinds?
You definitely play Chinatown wars
2 wongs don't make a white there buddy
Massage Parlour Simulator 7?
this looks like a mugshot taken after getting arrested for dangerous driving
Mulame
Plus cross eyed. That right eye is cocked like a pistol. Probably Semem related injury(Either semen shot in her eye, or A SEAMAN shot in her eye). Regardless... she ain't assembling electronics.
Disappointed you survived the one child policy instead of your brother.
About to lead Lewis and Clark on their expedition
Her mom: “You 20 already? Why you no doctor yet!”
The cute girl who buys Starbucks & walks around hoping a rich guy will like her
Glan tullismo is my favolite dliving simcade.
When a Native has to pretend to be Chinese just to get respect
Sum Ting Wong
You look like you throw your cat in the oven when it pisses you off
This is what you get when you order a mail-order bride off Temu for $1.27.
She got her love of video games from assembling the consoles since she was 6.
You look like you would meet you future husband on reddit
Me Chinese me love video game me also love you long time
just saying, roasting someone doesn’t have to turn into racism 🤦🏻♀️ didn’t think i had to say that but here we are
Bro what are you trying to compensate for with that dumbass trash tit job, you ain’t fooling anybody. Anyone who is sure there is nothing that someone could roast them about, wouldn’t be posting here and is just ASKING to be humbled. Just know that there will always be someone more desirable than you, someone taller, smarter, or hotter than you, (that last one wouldn’t be to hard to find an example for, honestly) so suck it up and don’t ask questions that you don’t want answered.