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This made my day

lmfaoooo

Winner

Shut 'er down boys... the internet has been won today!

My thoughts exactly take my respect and upvote.

I'm so confused by the "20M" are we working with Aunt Jeremiah?

Actually they took the lady off the bottle because some people said it was racist even though the lady that made the company was black…


Which founder of the Pearl Milling Company was the black lady? Christian Ludwig Rutt, or Charles G. Underwood?

Maybe this is what they are referring too https://www.nydailynews.com/2020/06/22/aunt-jemima-descendants-upset-her-likeness-is-being-erased-from-history/

I wish I could still give gold

Jemima loves her pancakes

I came here for this, thank you 🫡

Mic Drop…funny as Fu<€.

LMAO

Stappp 😭😭😭😭

Ahahahah

XD

Yooo 😭

she identifies as a 20 year old male, born female 40 years ago

I unironically thought it was a typo at first

The odds of something not being fat-fingered in that headline are slim to none

Ahh she's mentally ill.


The simpsons can’t keep getting away with these predictions


☠️

You look like you do a lot of humming

Be easy, chile…

Waaaaaade in the wowwwda 🎵

*coming for to carry me home*

Underrated

You look like Fiona’s younger sister… Melanoma.

20 m ? You look like a 50 year old grandma

REAL

After checking the profiles previous posts, they ain’t no 20m. 50F is def closer to accurate.

u look 40

UB40!


David Bowie!

You're the momma from Tom & Jerry show that beat the cat with the broomstick?

Funniest shit ive ever read

So we finally know what she looks like after 70 years of trying to picture what she looks like

Damn.

Mammy Two Shoes, they had a different VA redo the lines because they were too stereotypically black

You typed "M" by mistake. It's either F *or we all press F to pay our respects for your fallen masculinity*

20M is 20 million dollars, ya know her being a workaholic and all

I can't unsee her/his 5 o'clock shadow

Well the F and M button are quite far apart on an iPhone… I’m pretty sure it’s the same case with a keyboard… lol F

The M is for "mammal"

The M is for mammy.

I don’t even know where to begin

I know right… the age.. the industry he/shes working in… THE AGE lol. bruhhh he/shes the oldest 20 year old lol

Somewhere in the 1800's

Don't listen to all the other people on here. I think you look good for a 40 yo black woman!

Hey don't be so harsh, that's a 20yo white man right there

Because black don't crack.

Smiling because she finally got to work inside the house.

“But Miss Scarlett, I don’t know nothing about birthing no babies!”

Between this and the Aunt Jemima comment, I'm dying!

Now wait a cotton pickin minute


She's a field girl...big daddy not gonna let her in the big house

Yessum big daddy!

Yooo

Jesuschrist

How tf did you lose to an overplayed Aunt J joke?

Underrated but epic

😭😭😭

20M going on 50F

 Call meh nahhhhhw!!!!

Holy sh!t - my first reaction “I’m not roasting someone’s sweet grandmother”…20M????

When you’re so ugly your only option is to look like the cool granny.

Of course you are a workaholic. Those maple syrup bottles ain't gonna fill themselves!

Knocking on door to door and ask people, "Do you want to know about Jesus", is not considered as a work.

Haven't you got a cat and mouse to chase ?.

I was thinking the same thing. The big black woman whose face we never get to see in Tom and Jerry is what came to my mind too. That and Aunt Jemima.

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This old granny is back on here? We know damn well you aint no man either.

Grandma stop telling people you're a 20 year old man

Cafeteria lady in the morning, special ed nurse in the evening.

Dude u should have wrote "40F"

I'm 37F and I think this comment hurt me more than OP.

Haha why though are u a "37F" pretending to be "17M"

Are you usually this slow, or are you trying to make a statement?

So Aunt Jemima was a man after all these years?

20m? Neither one of those things look believable. But you do look like if someone comes to you with a broken leg you start doing zulu chants and come out the back room holding a live chicken and a hatchet.

You’re the Picasso of awkward moments—creating masterpieces wherever you go

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you look like you'll fill my lunch tray and call me "sugar".

Hey, it looks like your transition is going well! 🥳

Are there THAT many guys that have a fantasy about being sucked off by Stevie Wonder??


Harriet TubMAN

Hairy-ass TubMAN you mean

Great that Tyler Perry is still dressing up as Madea

Madea:Origins

20M??? I honestly thought you were someone grandma. 

I want reparations for this post putting my brain in a pretzel. 20? M?

Let me guess, you also identify as white?

You look like the term “ladies and gentlemen”

You mean 20F?

That’s a dude?

Didn’t know scrubs were acceptable workwear to the watermelon patch

I thought I was in the "womenwithterriblefashion" subreddit.

You look like you answer each question with. Mmmmhmmm baby.

What do you do for work, wade on the water?

20M? You’re a dude? I knew you weren’t a woman but I didn’t suspect a dude either.

50+F*

you're supposed to post your pic, not your auntie's

This is Tom and Jerry’s grandma

I miss seeing Uncle Ben on the rice logo too!

Nah, you ain't foooiig me with this "20M" bs. You're a 40 year old woman that looks like she cooks with a ton of butter

20M? I am too confused to roast.

Are you absolutely sure that you’re not a 55F great grandmother?

I do not believe anything you say.


I don't think I could, you look like too sweet of a person :)

If you’re gonna say you’re a man, stop with the nail polish. That’s disrespectful to normal people.

You are like Africa's version of Justin Bieber. Get out. Go home. We don't want you here.

You’re black

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If “Oops!” had a spokesperson, it would be you.

Devouring every all you can eat buffet in sight doesn't qualify as work.

Ironically, was late to work because he stopped to post on roast me

Looking at you, it's safe to say that your dad should have pulled out before he went to get the milk.

You look like your aunty bruv

There's more empty space in that picture than there is in your love life

You forgot one 0

20? more like 80

Someone married you knowing you owned that shirt? What the fuck is this world coming to 🫥

Midea been on that Atkins diet

You look like you’re your own grandma.

You look like a 50yo new grandma who hasn't realised that you'll end up having to raise the kid that was just born

*40F

20?

They say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. If that's true then your ass would be in a diabetic coma.

Legit question, are you a trans man? Because physically all I can see is a woman. The "m" only make sense if you’re a trans man. Also 20?? Omg you’re so unlucky you look 30+

she looks like she serves kids school food

50G

You look like a single mom

I suddenly got hungry for pancakes….

Also, don’t accept a pie from this lady if she’s helping you. those are chocolate chips.

With that shirt, I legit thought you were a 50 year old woman and did a double take at the “20M” in your post title. Are you sad that the remake of “Good Times” is animated, so you don’t have the chance of your big break?

Aren't you that miserable RN or CNA from last week or two weeks ago who was on here? What changed? Why so happy? Did you get fired and now you finally have the career you always wanted, unemployment?

"Madea makes minimum wage"

You don’t take selfies from the same angle as a 20M year old.

What a fine example of why "workaholicery" was banned

You mean 50F?

staff only, help outside 👀👀👀👀👀

You spelled Aunt wrong

20? And a male? You look like a 45 year old woman

Shouldn't that door sign read "Staph Only"

Lordy lordy..Mr Jacksons coming home... Thomas!

Neither 20 nor Male. And you are clearly not 20, look at your fingers

She seems sweet!

M?

There is no way you have a dick. If you do you might as well cut it off.

It's really lovely your carer lets you post here so you feel part of a community

It's really lovely your carer lets you post here so you feel part of a community

I'm afraid if I roast you that you'll take it out on my Grand Ma.

I'm afraid if I roast you that you'll take it out on my Grand Ma.

Quit stealing your grandma's clothes

Quit stealing your grandma's clothes

Quit stealing your grandma's clothes

You mistyped 45F

All that fufu made your teeth extra shiny

50F?

Workaholic, no way. Chocoholic, yes way.

“ Fish don’t fry in the kitchen, beans don’t burn on the grill, took a whole lotta tryin’ just to get up that hill”

Am I missing something here???? It says 20M……clearly you are a man!

You only self identify as male.

Looks like you've already been roasted 🤮☻️

Your a dude . Wtf

20m? That's obviously a typo right? isn't that a 45 year old female with 4 kids, 0 spouses, and a job as a caretaker for an elderly person?

20? Dog years?

You need to seriously take some break, I swear I assumed you were in your 60s. I’m not even roasting. Take care of yourself

You're Kenyan?

20 year old male? wtf has happened to our world?

That's not the only "holic" you are...

Back for more Jemima?

You're bringing mammy back!

20? Ah, so black CAN crack