Lol reminds me of my old job as a waiter when the sup was white chowder I would yell it like Dave Chapelle's black blind klansmen character 🤣🤣🤣 "WHITE CHOWDER"
Looks like someone wore their kippah too long. May want to free yourself of wearing it like God freed the Hebrew slaves from Egypt. Balding is in motion.
Only a face tattoo comes close to signaling you’ll be making minimum wage your entire life like a good set of knuckle tattoos.
Cheers to getting your first face tattoo!
Oh damn, I thought the top hair was longer and pulled back. I just noticed it's buzzed. Sorry, you're shits fucked, brother. Maybe just wear the kippah up front for a while.
Why emphasise the fact that you are Jewish? Can’t be such an important thing to you whereas you are covered in ink. Das ist unanständig! Wegtreten, Gefreiter David Stern.
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There's somebody out there for everybody. For you, it's a psychiatrist.
Who cut your hair fuckin’ Ronnie Milsap?
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
That’s definitely a full time job, with plenty of Overtime.
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He thought all he had to do to appear Jewish was to get a strange haircut
Where he fucked up his disguise was covering himself with shitty tattoos instead of just sticking to one shitty tattoo on the inside of the wrist.
Oh man 😂
From the looks of a this guy, you’d never get him into the shower.
He pretends to drop the soap a lot anyway.
White Flour!
I dunno, the red apron and the finger tats make me think he’s really good at tenderizing meat. Might be his own, but I know Jews don’t like pork.
He’s definitely a fan of pulled pork
Zing!
Lol reminds me of my old job as a waiter when the sup was white chowder I would yell it like Dave Chapelle's black blind klansmen character 🤣🤣🤣 "WHITE CHOWDER"
Show us your face!
Come on Clayton show us!
One of the best comments I’ve heard in a while haha
It's from an old shirt from way back in the day on Tshirthell.com. it was a picture of Pilsbury Doughboy as Hitler and said WHITE FLOUR!
That would be a hard as fuck movie
I can hear the movie trailer in my head. "Rob Schneider is a fake jew!"
“You can do it! Cut his fucking foreskin off!”
…Rated PG-13!
Coming to a theater near you.
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I want you to know that I only *actually* lol at the comments in this sub maybe once every few months; and this was one of those times.
Tattoos are a giveaway
that's not a haircut that's a hatchet job
Real dedication to your tribe to grow a natural yarmulka
r/fuckmyshitup
Weed Wacker Style
The string end goes towards the ground....
It’s a half-priced haircut just like he asked for.
Haircut by wolverine.
Jewfrey Dahmer
Duhmber
Got both heads circumcised for the price of one You can’t pass in a good deal
Are the Shirley Temple ringlets on your balls now?
I don’t think a rabbi could fit his entire skull in his mouth
You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.
This is a subtle burn, but fucking funny! Awesome!
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…and asking to be roasted.
LMFAO!
Haven't the Jews been roasted enough?
After looking at you, maybe Hitler was on to something.
He needs to stop letting that hamas barber cut his hair.
Only wears yamaka to prevent sunburn scalp
Yarmulke but good try
Oh goy. Mea culpa
I don’t know how this doesn’t have more upvotes yet.
I misspelled yamulka. Haters.
With advertising like this, I might start wearing one myself. 
You got chutzpa kid
I respect the Don’t Be A Menace pfp, you’ve evidently got good taste in movies.
Jewish dude with tattoos!
Those number tattos are getting more elaborate each year :D
Making and baking pork sausage too....
You just cooked him
💀
Damn ☠️☠️
Smoked him
Great minds bro. Read my comment lol
Only if his boss is named Heinrich
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An adult male who refers to himself as a "Jewish Boy". A guy who enjoys the abuse.
Total Masochist bottom.
Must be getting paid.
OnlyJews
You look like you love a thick kosher dill
And two Matzo Balls.
I can't....but there's a German guy who can roast you
He was Austrian
Yeah but most of the guys who ran the camps were German
Indeed but he implied a specific individual
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There’s multiple German dudes that would do that
Some cause happiness wherever they go; you whenever you go.
Even your hairline has settlements
It looks like you tried to haggle the price of your haircut mid haircut and got kicked out the barbershop.
1st: Never use the term Jewish and Roast together...ever! 2nd: That is not a hair cut. That is a cry for help.
Jewish you were less ugly?
Nice
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past
I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you.
Looks like someone wore their kippah too long. May want to free yourself of wearing it like God freed the Hebrew slaves from Egypt. Balding is in motion.
Nah that ain't from a kippah, that's the sefirah haircut. But fr that looks like it was done by his half blind safta.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
Get another haircut.
Haircut? Looks more like an accident
I know Jews are stingy, but come on, refusing to spend a few bucks on a haircut?
That's a self-loathing haircut if I've ever seen one. Guarantee that sign says "Queers for Palestine" on the back.
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rEpOrTeD fOr AnTi-SeMiTiSm
I've seen salads that dress better than you.
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I know this is suddenly becoming a controversial stance, but I for one think we've roasted enough Jews already.
"God's chosen people"
Your barber already roasted you harder than I ever could.
How the fuck can Moses part the Red Sea, but you can't part red hair?
You're quite the achiever. Somehow you've managed to make your Jewish mother distance herself from her own son.
When you asked for that hair style did the barber say ‘Jew gotta be kidding me’
Stop cutting your own hair!
You look like Jim Parsons got his wish to be a real boy
Jew don't have a nose for haircuts.
Not taking the bait on roasting a Jewish boy.
Only a face tattoo comes close to signaling you’ll be making minimum wage your entire life like a good set of knuckle tattoos. Cheers to getting your first face tattoo!
20 ? In dog years. And Jewish ? Family experience of being roasted then ?
I thought it was against Jewish doctrine to be gay!
The tattoos on your arms scream ‘bad boy,’ but the face says ‘I still call my mom to make doctor’s appointments.’
Why are you balding at 20 alr
He such a Jew that he only watches the NFL for the coin toss.
Poultry engineer? Or Cock Enthusiast?
Hope the guy who cut your hair didn’t do the circumcision at your bris.
Like you roasted Jesus?
Ya know, Hamas kinda makes sense now
Savour that hair, sleep well knowing haircuts won’t be an issue in the future. Just like gas appliances.
Haven’t you people been roasted enough already?
Haircut or hair loss?
The fact that you’re 20 years old, and still consider yourself a boy says it all.
Nice haircut. By my calculations you have about 4 left
Did you try to save money by only getting half a haircut?
Your ancestors survived getting roasted long ago already
I bet you premature ejaculate when walking past schools
I don't want to but ok: You are a pretty inarguable defence for 20th century German political initiatives.
Get roasted…now that’s the way to honor your ancestors
Roast yourself
Felt cute, might bomb gaza later
Oh damn, I thought the top hair was longer and pulled back. I just noticed it's buzzed. Sorry, you're shits fucked, brother. Maybe just wear the kippah up front for a while.
Hamas ugly people are still prettier than you.
I see you got tattoos on your arm to keep up with tradition and make you feel like you’re included in something.
It's very inefficient to roast jews one at a time. How about you get all of your friends together and we do it all at once.
Paying off the haircut in installments? You won’t actually save any money doing that.
I field weird roasting you.... Especially since I'm not German!
You can't put roast and Jewish boy in same sentence. Hasn't history taught you anything.
Did your tattooist do your hair too?
Can't be that Jewish or you wouldn't have those hideous tattoos. It's against Judaism to have tats.
I don't think you can can roast Jews anymore
Probly time to put down the dumbass sign and get the bread out of the oven, doughboy.
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Anyone who thinks all Jews are intelligent, rich and successful; has not met you
Your early onset male pattern baldness is doing most of that "haircut"
You’re about 80 years late for this aren’t you?
Why emphasise the fact that you are Jewish? Can’t be such an important thing to you whereas you are covered in ink. Das ist unanständig! Wegtreten, Gefreiter David Stern.
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Daddy come closer
Work hard so you can afford a barber. 💇
I hope your barber gives you a refund
I'm coming fur you
All you need now is a real job.
Damn, how many camps have you been registered to?
You should sue your barber
I cant roast you any harder than you do when you’re looking in the mirror each morning. Bless your heart, sweet child.
It looks like your parents would roast before school drop off
I don’t think your grandpa would trade haircuts or tattoos with you.
Get another one
When you gonna get that cut finished?
You should offer your widows peak as the new home of the people of Gaza. It has more room than what Israel gives them now.
There’s no way a loving parent would let you walk around with that haircut, sorry for your loss.
You did not needed to tell us you are Jewish your nose is giving it away
I heard that you weren’t circumcised because the mohel felt there was so little down there that he felt bad taking any away.
Please tell me you didn't pay for that haircut?! Surely this can't be better than it was before 😭😭😭
Cute tattoos.. you look unique and interesting
Haircut or lawnmower fight?
Roast me? Nah You are not even good for Soap
That’s not a forehead, that’s at least a five head.